The Merry Monk

"I don't believe it~~~" said the male policeman shaking his fat head and big ears.

"That's it?" Charlotte made a shaky gesture and tapped the policewoman's shoulder.

"Quickly tell me! What method did you use? Why are you so dishonest with a bald head? Do you still want to dream of your hero?" With 'beauty', can you survive 30 seconds?What's going on with this bald head? '

"Han group! That kid just said that he used acupuncture!" The male policeman said a little excitedly.

"What kind of horse? The method of "acupuncture"? Why is it not the method of sucking the heart? Have you sneaked out to read martial arts novels again, kid?" The female policeman asked the male policeman questioningly. [

"Han Zu, you~you don't know, I~I only read "porn". Love novels~how can I read that!" The male police retorted a little embarrassed.

"Then you're still helping him pull the cowhide together? Did you take the wrong 'drug'?" The female policeman is so mighty, and she doesn't give the male policeman any face.

"I~~I~~I really don't, he really knows how to tap acupuncture points~" The male policeman became anxious. . .He looked at Charlotte, then at the policewoman, not knowing how to explain it.

"Yes, I used this method! Don't waste my time!" Charlotte rolled her eyes at the two treasures, and stretched out her hand to touch the male policeman. Do not move.

"Fat cow? Fat cow?" Seeing this, the female policeman curiously pushed the motionless male policeman and shouted, "You fucking don't talk, this month's salary will be confiscated!"

After hearing what the female policeman said, the male policeman named Fat Bull was so anxious that his neck was thick and his eyes were red, and he almost burst into tears, but his body still stood still. After 5 minutes, his eyelids were really real. Didn't blink, God! !

"Is it really an acupuncture point?" The female policeman still asked with some doubts.He was afraid that the new fat policeman would co-operate with Charlotte to cheat him.

"Didn't you also be ordered by me just now? Why, I don't remember it?" Charlotte said after unlocking Fat Niu's acupuncture points.

"Damn, your mother, you really know how to tap acupuncture points?" The female policeman recalled for a while, and finally remembered the scene just now, and asked with a look of surprise.

"Okay, I still have something to do! You guys are busy, I have to drink, you are bothering me, be careful I tap your "acupuncture"!" Charlotte stretched out her finger and threatened.

"Uh~!" The two of them stared blankly, and Xia and Luo disappeared in place, not even giving them a chance to react. Originally, the female policeman wanted to ask Charlotte why she shot so hard. The gangster was beaten to such a serious injury?

Later, I thought about it and made it up myself. Anyway, it is also a gangster who endangers society. .

"Come on, let's continue drinking!" Charlotte said as she came to sit down at the table and held up another large glass of beer.

"Hey~ Brother Luo~ I~~ I really can't drink anymore, my drinking capacity is incomparable with yours!!" Zhang Yanan's head was already a little dizzy, and now he only felt that his stomach I was constantly writhing, wanting to vomit but unable to vomit, this feeling was extremely uncomfortable. . .

"Is it tight in your stomach? Hehe~ Listen to me, I'm drinking some, so you can drink away!" Charlotte persuaded Zhang Yanan with a smile after filling Zhang Yanan's wine glass.

How could Zhang Yanan, who is familiar with Charlotte, not know the meaning of Charlotte's words, which means: "Drink, you will vomit after drinking, and you will feel comfortable after you vomit." . . '

It's hard to refuse Charlotte, so Zhang Yanan could only pick up the wine glass, clink the glass with Charlotte, and down it in one breath. After a few rounds, he finally couldn't help it, and hurried to the bathroom ran in the direction.

More than ten minutes passed, but Zhang Yanan still didn't come back, Charlotte laughed and said, "This shit is so useless? You only drank a bucket, and it took so long to vomit!"

He drank red wine leisurely, drank most of the bottle, until the waiter came to tell us that he was going to go to the ocean, Charlotte thought about Zhang Yanan who hadn't come back yet, and hurried towards the toilet. [

As soon as I entered the toilet, I saw a person vomited all over the pool full of goods, and the person was lying on the ground and could not wake up. What was even more annoying was that he was still snoring! ! !

Charlotte herself was also a little drunk. After washing her face, she asked the waiter for a basin and some ice cubes. After filling the water, a basin of ice water was poured on him under the surprised eyes of the waiter. .

"Ah~~" Zhang Yanan, who was stimulated, immediately regained consciousness and got up from the ground screaming. .Seeing Charlotte holding the basin and Zhang Yanan in the 'bedroom', her old face turned red again.

"Okay, bow your head!" Charlotte took out a silver needle from her body, and said to Zhang Yanan who was blushing in front of her.

Although Zhang Yanan felt it was strange, he only lowered his head obediently. Although he was dizzy now, he also knew that Charlotte would definitely not harm him.