The Merry Monk
267 Helpless Fat Inspector! 【3 more】
"Are you very capable, kid? Huh? My wife, do you dare to make up your mind?" After Charlotte finished speaking, she stretched out her hands, pressed two thumbs on Ximenhong's temples on both sides, and said softly: " Can I say that the consequences are serious?"
Although Ximenhong, who didn't know what Charlotte wanted to do, couldn't move her body, her consciousness was still there. Seeing Charlotte stretching her hands towards her temples, her eyelids and the corners of her mouth twitched from time to time. Until then, he didn't know , Why would his cousin let himself beat him to the teeth all over the place, rather than come here to trouble Charlotte again.
Suddenly, Ximenhong felt something like a hot and cold gas, which penetrated from the Shuyang acupoints on both sides to her big head, it was cool and hot. .Immediately afterwards, he felt as if he wanted a big doll, and he just hugged it to sleep, and the bottom of his trousers was also wet~~~
"Don't move!! Don't move~~~" As soon as the hands and feet were done, the door was opened by the company's staff, and a group of policemen all held guns, aiming at the motionless gangsters and shouting.
"Officer, one of my employees is injured, please send him to the hospital quickly!" Seeing this, Chu Yuling hurriedly begged a police inspector with a second-rank police rank on his shoulder.
"Here we will deal with it. We haven't investigated his exact identity yet. He can only be sent to the hospital after his identity is confirmed. Now there will be medical staff treating his wound!" The police inspector with a round belly coaxed Said.
"He was wounded by a gunshot and must be sent to the hospital as soon as possible~" Charlotte said with dislike for the fat man, "Can't you just send two police officers to follow? Besides, he is an employee of our company. Can we still recognize this?"
"It's you~~" The inspector saw Charlotte talking, and after seeing the bald head, he narrowed his eyes and shouted to his subordinates: "Come on, detain this unknown person for me."
"What are you doing? He is the deputy manager of our company!" Seeing this, Chu Yuling hurriedly stood in front of Charlotte and explained.
"It's not up to you whether it's an accomplice or the deputy manager. We also follow the rules and regulations, so please don't embarrass us!" The fat inspector said, lifting his belt that had fallen off.
"Deputy Bureau, these gangsters seem to be possessed by a demon, they won't move no matter how much they shout!!" At this moment, a policeman ran to his side and reported.
"This bald head must be the one to do it, immediately press back to the police station for a surprise interrogation!" the fat inspector said coldly after glancing at Xia Hou with a suspicious expression on his face.
"Master Superintendent, I am a good citizen. If you arrest and save the people's hero who has saved the hostages like this, how can the people trust your police to do things in the future?" Charlotte unhurriedly wanted to get a cigarette from his pocket.
"What do you want to do? Don't move!" Seeing this, the policeman beside him quickly squatted down and pointed his gun at Charlotte.
And Charlotte slowly took out the pack of cigarettes, grinned at the corner of her mouth and said, "Kid, don't be nervous, I just want to smoke a cigarette to calm my shock!!"
"Hmph! Good citizen? Take out your ID card!" The fat inspector demanded a confession step by step.
Charlotte finished lighting her cigarette, took a sip, and then reached out to get the ID. .
"What do you want to do? Don't move!!" Seeing Charlotte staring at his face, the fat inspector stretched his hand into his trousers. Like the policeman just now, he reached for the gun on his waist nervously. Accidentally, the trembling hands dropped the gun to the ground. .
"Hahaha~~~" All the customers who gradually became less nervous couldn't help laughing after seeing this funny look.And those police officers also suppressed their smiles, their faces were flushed, and their appearance made people laugh and cry.
The fat man's face turned red, he quickly bent down to pick up his gun, and then shouted in a very angry tone: "You~~~ Don't move, if you move, I will shoot!"
"I said police officer, you told me not to move, and you told me to get the documents, how can I get the documents if I don't move?" Charlotte asked with a very aggrieved look.
"Hahaha~~" The laughter that had just been suppressed by a group of police officers burst into roaring laughter.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh~~~" Fatty was in a hurry, his face was already as red as a monkey's butt, and he waved his gun back and forth in the crowd to warn him.
"Yo! Did the police point their guns at the people?" Charlotte said with a mocking face.
"Xiao Li, go, show me his ID, if you can't get it, press him away immediately!" Feeling humiliated by Charlotte, the fat man pointed the gun at Charlotte's head again, and confessed to his side a police superintendent.
"Deputy Bureau! Look~~here~~~" After taking out two white and green leather documents from Charlotte's trouser pocket, the superintendent handed them to the fat inspector with trembling hands. . .
At this time, after seeing the two documents with special covers, the fat inspector slowly lowered his gun aimed at Charlotte, and beads of sweat on his forehead and face continued to slide down from both sides of his face. .
"Long~long~~sir!!" The fat man didn't go to pick up the two documents, but turned into a smile, stammered and smiled at Charlotte: "Sir, I~~we didn't know you were from Guoan. ~Misunderstanding~Misunderstanding~~"
The fat man knew that the green one was from the National Security Bureau, and although he didn't know which unit the white one belonged to, he had heard it mentioned by his director before, and it seemed that his authority was much greater than that of the green one. How can I keep him from trembling?
"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? I still want to go to your police station to drink tea and have a free dinner!" Charlotte replied calmly, smoking a cigarette.
"Don't~~don't, sir! The food in this police station is a big pot of rice, which is not what the chief should eat. Today, I will be the host of the Kyoto International Hotel, so you can eat whatever you want~" The fat inspector heard it, it was miserable, if this If Zunhuo Bodhisattva is invited to the bureau, it is easier to invite the gods than to send the gods away. If the chief finds out, why don't you criticize yourself for not being good-looking?
"You dirty my shoes!" Charlotte said, looking down at the sweat dripping from the inspector's chin onto her shoes, staring at the fat inspector.
"Sir, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you!" The fat inspector said nervously as he squatted down and helped Charlotte wipe the shoes with his cuffs. Thinking: 'Inspector An took the wrong medicine today? '
"Okay, hurry up and send this wounded man to the hospital. If something happens to him, I'll come back to you!" Charlotte said with a disgusted look on her face as she took her foot away.
"Yes~ yes~ sir!" The fat man got up and wiped his hands, nodded and bowed to Charlotte with a smile on his face, then turned around and shouted to a group of subordinates who were watching the theater: "What are you still doing? Take it to the hospital!!" After shouting, he laughed again and asked Charlotte: "Sir, you see, it's not easy for us to handle the case if they don't move at all."
"Take everyone away. After five hours, they will be able to move naturally!" Charlotte replied lightly, turned around and asked Chu Yuling, "How is it? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, really!" Chu Yuling smiled back, and then asked, "By the way, what did you do to Ximenhong just now?"
"Secret!" Charlotte replied with a smile.
"I think you should rest today!" Seeing that Chu Yuling's face was tired, Charlotte said softly.
"No, go get busy first, I have to stay and deal with the affairs here!" Chu Yuling replied with a smile: "There is also the security guard at home, and I have to settle down, after all, I am an employee here!"
"Well, that's fine, I still have some things to deal with, so you come back early and lie down to wait for me in vain at night? Hehe~" After flirting with Chu Yuling, Charlotte turned around and walked out.
"I'm not serious~" Chu Yuling blushed pretty, and said aloud.
"Inspector An, aren't those two documents fake?" After Charlotte left, the superintendent came to the fat inspector and asked in a low voice.
"I've been a policeman for more than 30 years. Can I still not recognize the authenticity of the documents?" The fat inspector murmured after finishing his drink angrily, "What's the matter recently? I'm so unlucky, I have to pay homage to the Bodhisattva when I have time." !!"
After Xia Luo left Yulinglong Jewelry Firm, she headed straight for the lair of the secret organization. Last time, because she was worried that something would happen to Chu Yuling if she was too stimulated, she rushed back without thinking.
But after thinking about it, this dark organization has taken root in the Emerald City for so long, and it is absolutely impossible to be as simple as the backstage of the local snake in the Emerald City. He felt that these barbarians seemed to have some big conspiracy slowly brewing on the land of Huaxia.
"Housekeeper, what's going on in my room?" Ximen Qing, who was working outside, returned to his room in the evening, opened the door and yelled in the yard~
"This~~" The housekeeper was unable to reply with a blank expression.
"Did a stranger come to the house today?" Seeing that he couldn't reply, Ximen Qing asked angrily.
"Master, no one else came here today, only Young Master Hong came to see you once!" The butler replied with a worried face.
"Dad~~Dad~~It's not good~" At this moment, Ximen Jin ran in from the gate anxiously and shouted.
"What's the matter, so flustered?" Ximen Qing, who was already a little angry, shouted even more angrily after seeing his son's anxious look.
"Dad~Xiaohong~Xiaohong has an accident!!!" Ximen Jin said with a worried face: "Xiaohong took people to rob Yulinglong Company and was arrested by the police!!"
"What??" Ximen Qing was startled when he heard that, and hurried into his messy house that had been turned over. In a secret compartment of the wooden bed, he found that the small door of the secret compartment had been opened.
"Dad, what's wrong in the house?" Ximen Jin asked in surprise after seeing the mess all over the floor.
"Nizi~~~!" Ximen Qing yelled in grief and asked his son, "Go to Ping An Tao and get this naughty boy out for me!!"
Although Ximenhong, who didn't know what Charlotte wanted to do, couldn't move her body, her consciousness was still there. Seeing Charlotte stretching her hands towards her temples, her eyelids and the corners of her mouth twitched from time to time. Until then, he didn't know , Why would his cousin let himself beat him to the teeth all over the place, rather than come here to trouble Charlotte again.
Suddenly, Ximenhong felt something like a hot and cold gas, which penetrated from the Shuyang acupoints on both sides to her big head, it was cool and hot. .Immediately afterwards, he felt as if he wanted a big doll, and he just hugged it to sleep, and the bottom of his trousers was also wet~~~
"Don't move!! Don't move~~~" As soon as the hands and feet were done, the door was opened by the company's staff, and a group of policemen all held guns, aiming at the motionless gangsters and shouting.
"Officer, one of my employees is injured, please send him to the hospital quickly!" Seeing this, Chu Yuling hurriedly begged a police inspector with a second-rank police rank on his shoulder.
"Here we will deal with it. We haven't investigated his exact identity yet. He can only be sent to the hospital after his identity is confirmed. Now there will be medical staff treating his wound!" The police inspector with a round belly coaxed Said.
"He was wounded by a gunshot and must be sent to the hospital as soon as possible~" Charlotte said with dislike for the fat man, "Can't you just send two police officers to follow? Besides, he is an employee of our company. Can we still recognize this?"
"It's you~~" The inspector saw Charlotte talking, and after seeing the bald head, he narrowed his eyes and shouted to his subordinates: "Come on, detain this unknown person for me."
"What are you doing? He is the deputy manager of our company!" Seeing this, Chu Yuling hurriedly stood in front of Charlotte and explained.
"It's not up to you whether it's an accomplice or the deputy manager. We also follow the rules and regulations, so please don't embarrass us!" The fat inspector said, lifting his belt that had fallen off.
"Deputy Bureau, these gangsters seem to be possessed by a demon, they won't move no matter how much they shout!!" At this moment, a policeman ran to his side and reported.
"This bald head must be the one to do it, immediately press back to the police station for a surprise interrogation!" the fat inspector said coldly after glancing at Xia Hou with a suspicious expression on his face.
"Master Superintendent, I am a good citizen. If you arrest and save the people's hero who has saved the hostages like this, how can the people trust your police to do things in the future?" Charlotte unhurriedly wanted to get a cigarette from his pocket.
"What do you want to do? Don't move!" Seeing this, the policeman beside him quickly squatted down and pointed his gun at Charlotte.
And Charlotte slowly took out the pack of cigarettes, grinned at the corner of her mouth and said, "Kid, don't be nervous, I just want to smoke a cigarette to calm my shock!!"
"Hmph! Good citizen? Take out your ID card!" The fat inspector demanded a confession step by step.
Charlotte finished lighting her cigarette, took a sip, and then reached out to get the ID. .
"What do you want to do? Don't move!!" Seeing Charlotte staring at his face, the fat inspector stretched his hand into his trousers. Like the policeman just now, he reached for the gun on his waist nervously. Accidentally, the trembling hands dropped the gun to the ground. .
"Hahaha~~~" All the customers who gradually became less nervous couldn't help laughing after seeing this funny look.And those police officers also suppressed their smiles, their faces were flushed, and their appearance made people laugh and cry.
The fat man's face turned red, he quickly bent down to pick up his gun, and then shouted in a very angry tone: "You~~~ Don't move, if you move, I will shoot!"
"I said police officer, you told me not to move, and you told me to get the documents, how can I get the documents if I don't move?" Charlotte asked with a very aggrieved look.
"Hahaha~~" The laughter that had just been suppressed by a group of police officers burst into roaring laughter.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh~~~" Fatty was in a hurry, his face was already as red as a monkey's butt, and he waved his gun back and forth in the crowd to warn him.
"Yo! Did the police point their guns at the people?" Charlotte said with a mocking face.
"Xiao Li, go, show me his ID, if you can't get it, press him away immediately!" Feeling humiliated by Charlotte, the fat man pointed the gun at Charlotte's head again, and confessed to his side a police superintendent.
"Deputy Bureau! Look~~here~~~" After taking out two white and green leather documents from Charlotte's trouser pocket, the superintendent handed them to the fat inspector with trembling hands. . .
At this time, after seeing the two documents with special covers, the fat inspector slowly lowered his gun aimed at Charlotte, and beads of sweat on his forehead and face continued to slide down from both sides of his face. .
"Long~long~~sir!!" The fat man didn't go to pick up the two documents, but turned into a smile, stammered and smiled at Charlotte: "Sir, I~~we didn't know you were from Guoan. ~Misunderstanding~Misunderstanding~~"
The fat man knew that the green one was from the National Security Bureau, and although he didn't know which unit the white one belonged to, he had heard it mentioned by his director before, and it seemed that his authority was much greater than that of the green one. How can I keep him from trembling?
"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? I still want to go to your police station to drink tea and have a free dinner!" Charlotte replied calmly, smoking a cigarette.
"Don't~~don't, sir! The food in this police station is a big pot of rice, which is not what the chief should eat. Today, I will be the host of the Kyoto International Hotel, so you can eat whatever you want~" The fat inspector heard it, it was miserable, if this If Zunhuo Bodhisattva is invited to the bureau, it is easier to invite the gods than to send the gods away. If the chief finds out, why don't you criticize yourself for not being good-looking?
"You dirty my shoes!" Charlotte said, looking down at the sweat dripping from the inspector's chin onto her shoes, staring at the fat inspector.
"Sir, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you!" The fat inspector said nervously as he squatted down and helped Charlotte wipe the shoes with his cuffs. Thinking: 'Inspector An took the wrong medicine today? '
"Okay, hurry up and send this wounded man to the hospital. If something happens to him, I'll come back to you!" Charlotte said with a disgusted look on her face as she took her foot away.
"Yes~ yes~ sir!" The fat man got up and wiped his hands, nodded and bowed to Charlotte with a smile on his face, then turned around and shouted to a group of subordinates who were watching the theater: "What are you still doing? Take it to the hospital!!" After shouting, he laughed again and asked Charlotte: "Sir, you see, it's not easy for us to handle the case if they don't move at all."
"Take everyone away. After five hours, they will be able to move naturally!" Charlotte replied lightly, turned around and asked Chu Yuling, "How is it? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, really!" Chu Yuling smiled back, and then asked, "By the way, what did you do to Ximenhong just now?"
"Secret!" Charlotte replied with a smile.
"I think you should rest today!" Seeing that Chu Yuling's face was tired, Charlotte said softly.
"No, go get busy first, I have to stay and deal with the affairs here!" Chu Yuling replied with a smile: "There is also the security guard at home, and I have to settle down, after all, I am an employee here!"
"Well, that's fine, I still have some things to deal with, so you come back early and lie down to wait for me in vain at night? Hehe~" After flirting with Chu Yuling, Charlotte turned around and walked out.
"I'm not serious~" Chu Yuling blushed pretty, and said aloud.
"Inspector An, aren't those two documents fake?" After Charlotte left, the superintendent came to the fat inspector and asked in a low voice.
"I've been a policeman for more than 30 years. Can I still not recognize the authenticity of the documents?" The fat inspector murmured after finishing his drink angrily, "What's the matter recently? I'm so unlucky, I have to pay homage to the Bodhisattva when I have time." !!"
After Xia Luo left Yulinglong Jewelry Firm, she headed straight for the lair of the secret organization. Last time, because she was worried that something would happen to Chu Yuling if she was too stimulated, she rushed back without thinking.
But after thinking about it, this dark organization has taken root in the Emerald City for so long, and it is absolutely impossible to be as simple as the backstage of the local snake in the Emerald City. He felt that these barbarians seemed to have some big conspiracy slowly brewing on the land of Huaxia.
"Housekeeper, what's going on in my room?" Ximen Qing, who was working outside, returned to his room in the evening, opened the door and yelled in the yard~
"This~~" The housekeeper was unable to reply with a blank expression.
"Did a stranger come to the house today?" Seeing that he couldn't reply, Ximen Qing asked angrily.
"Master, no one else came here today, only Young Master Hong came to see you once!" The butler replied with a worried face.
"Dad~~Dad~~It's not good~" At this moment, Ximen Jin ran in from the gate anxiously and shouted.
"What's the matter, so flustered?" Ximen Qing, who was already a little angry, shouted even more angrily after seeing his son's anxious look.
"Dad~Xiaohong~Xiaohong has an accident!!!" Ximen Jin said with a worried face: "Xiaohong took people to rob Yulinglong Company and was arrested by the police!!"
"What??" Ximen Qing was startled when he heard that, and hurried into his messy house that had been turned over. In a secret compartment of the wooden bed, he found that the small door of the secret compartment had been opened.
"Dad, what's wrong in the house?" Ximen Jin asked in surprise after seeing the mess all over the floor.
"Nizi~~~!" Ximen Qing yelled in grief and asked his son, "Go to Ping An Tao and get this naughty boy out for me!!"
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