The Merry Monk

"No!" Charlotte said after pointing to the following car in the rearview mirror: "This car, after buying vegetables from our vegetable market, has been rooted behind. Who else would it be?"

"How do you know? Don't wrong people!" Tong Guan glanced behind and saw that there was indeed a car parked there, but there was no movement.

"Believe it or not, anyway, after a while, they will definitely come over on their own initiative!" Charlotte lit a cigarette leisurely, and then began to puff up clouds without looking behind her.

After seeing Charlotte's attitude that she had nothing to do with it, Tong Guan murmured in confusion: "In hz city, I didn't offend anyone? Could it be that you have an enemy who came to your door?" ?”

"Miss Tong, you really wronged me this time. The person following behind is not someone I know, but your old friend!!" Charlotte glanced at the person who got out of the car behind with a wicked smile. Five big men in black said, "Look, here we come!"

Tong Guan originally wanted to give Charlotte a bite, but after seeing that the guys walking slowly in the rearview mirror didn't look like good people, he hurriedly asked, "They're here, what should we do?"

"What else can I do, there are five big men, I only have you and me here, just surrender!" Charlotte said with a smoke in her mouth, spreading her hands out of frustration.

"Nothing! Hmph!" Tong Guan snorted angrily after hearing this, opened the car door and walked down. Charlotte didn't stop him because he knew who the person was following, and he would definitely not hurt him. Childlike.

"Who are you? Why are you following my car? You even punctured the tires of the car?" After getting out of the car, Tong Guan turned around and took two steps. When he was five meters away from the five big men, he pointed at them with one hand on his hip. questioned.

"You don't need to know who we are. We're only looking for the bald man in the car. If you don't want to be taught a lesson, please obediently get out of the way!" After seeing Tong Guan, the leading man chuckled. back up.

"Uh, you're only looking for him? Is he his enemy?" Tong Guan asked suddenly after hearing this.

"Yes, if you don't want to be beaten into a panda by us, just stand aside obediently!" Seeing that Tong Guan's reaction was calm, the big man threatened with a sneaky smile in his heart.

"Okay, go hit him, I didn't see anything~ Hey~" Tong Guan rolled his eyes after hearing this, then immediately stepped aside and said to the leader: "Don't give me face!" Yes, fight however you want!!"

"..." When the five big men heard this, their faces were full of black lines, and they thought to themselves: "Why is it similar to what the elder brother said?"What a pair of adulterers and silver wives! ! '

"Hey, get out of the car!!" The five big men came to Charlotte's cab aggressively, slammed the door twice and shouted.

"Come on, brother, why are you here so soon! The car is not in a hurry, it will be repaired later, smoke a cigarette first, and talk about the price!!!" After hearing this, Charlotte quickly took out a little panda from the car, and With a smile on his face, he talked to the strong man in charge.

"Repair the car?" The big man looked at the [-] packs of little pandas in Charlotte's hand and thought, "Y's car is broken, do you think it was pricked by a stone?"Also called a car repairer?Hehe~~ But this cigarette is pretty good, it’s okay to make a pack first~'

"Well, the cigarettes are good!" The big man in the head still had a cold expression on his face, but the cigarettes in Charlotte's hand had already disappeared, and after putting away the cigarettes, he shouted solemnly: "Seeing that you are so sensible For my son's sake, I'll give you a chance, we won't fight you, one-on-one! Otherwise, we'll fight as a group and beat you until you lose your arms and legs."

"Huh? Aren't you repairing cars?" After hearing this, Charlotte scratched her head with a teasing smile and asked.

"Puff~" Tong Guan on the side of the car suddenly couldn't help laughing coquettishly after being told by Charlotte's skills. He knew that Charlotte was acting from beginning to end, but he still admired it. His acting skills are even better than my initial stage. . . . .Thinking of this, her little face turned red again.

"Fix you jb, we're here to beat you up!" Behind the big man, a yellow-haired long-haired guy with some cross-eyed eyes finally couldn't help yelling at Charlotte after seeing Tong Guan's laughter.

"Hey, big brother, I want to compete with this yellow-haired guy~~" Charlotte grinned at the corner of her mouth when she heard this, lit a cigarette and smiled at the big guy in charge.

"Okay, get out of the car, cross-eyed, you play with him first!" The big man in the lead stepped aside and opened the car door, patted the yellow-haired subordinate and whispered to him: "Don't be too hard on yourself!" , Give our brothers a few refreshments! ! '

"Don't worry, I have my sense of proportion!" Seeing Charlotte getting out of the car, the blond-haired man walked up to Charlotte with a stern look on his face, pointed at Charlotte's chest with his right hand and shouted triumphantly: "Boy! You are unlucky to meet me. I am from the boxing team of the sports school in SH City. If you want to find someone else, brother, I will give you this chance! Drink haha~~"

"Swollen~~! Ah~~!!! My egg...broken...it's gone!!!" Before the yellow-haired boy could laugh a third time, Charlotte suddenly kicked , kicked that yellow-haired man's buttocks, jumped two meters on his body, fell heavily to the ground, and then wailed in pain: "You...your bald head is cheating. ...you...you steal...sneak attack!"

"Did you say you can't sneak attack? Didn't you? You can't blame others for fighting and sneak attack, that is to blame yourself for being too careless and underestimating the enemy!" The corners of Charlotte's mouth widened. Kneeling beside him was the defeated general.

"Drink!" At this moment, after Charlotte's voice, there was a sudden shout, and a big man was holding a thick rope whip in his hand, and hit Charlotte's bowed back heavily. go down.In fact, he didn't think of such a sneak attack until he saw Charlotte talking about the 'sneak attack' so confidently.

"Crack...Ah~~~ Beard, do I have any grudges against you?? Ah ah...it hurts me to death...how can I touch my sister after my face~~~" The whip whipped hard It went down, and it did hit, but the person who hit was not Charlotte, but the cross-eyed face lying on the ground crying.

There was a bloody red scar on the slanted face, and tiny drops of blood were constantly bulging out at this moment. It can be seen that if the whip fell on Charlotte's back, the blood streak would probably be inevitable.At that time, the situation came quite suddenly, and Charlotte had no choice but to dodge and lie on the side, but he didn't expect that after his whip fell, the cross-eyed without Charlotte's fleshy wall happened to hit his face with a whip, and he Sent on the path of disfigurement.

"Corn, don't frame me, I'm avenging you, but I don't want him to be so vicious that he can even dodge my whip." Of course that beard knew that it took a lot of effort. With a whip, he whipped the wrong person, and whipped his brother in, and still hit him in the face. .what should I do?If I can't find a wife in the future, this 'disfigured' face won't come to me to blow-chrysanthemum-flower to solve the problem, right?

"Quick, help me kill him, I don't care about you!" Cross-eyed couldn't help it now, the eggs on his back were almost cracked by Charlotte's kick, and the whole body couldn't help it at all. , Thinking of taking revenge, there is nothing wrong with that, the only way is to let the brother who just hit him by mistake come to avenge himself.

"Okay, look at him if I don't whip him!" The beard heard that as long as the bald head is knocked down, his brother will not care about him - chrysanthemum, so his confidence soared, and he took his own whip and shouted loudly : "Bald head, look at the trick!!"

The other three black-clothed men, including the leader, quickly dodged ten meters away after seeing the situation. In their view, this whip-playing man was insane, and if he beat himself, he could still hurt his brother.

Seeing that the beard came to make trouble for him again, Charlotte felt happy, and quickly ran towards the lying cross-eyed.

"Drink~~shoot~~!" Seeing that Charlotte started to run, the beard quickly aimed at Charlotte, and violently swung the thick and long whip on top of his head, as if Charlotte had whipped it.

"Ouch~~Big bearded man, I provoked you~~Oh motherfucker!! It hurts me to death...Come on, help me!!" The beard slammed at Charlotte, but Charlotte The figure sped up and dodged again, just dodging the lash of the whip. The cross-eyed cock lying on the ground was drinking happily, but was whipped horizontally, and the whip was whipped from the place where the eggs were laid to the top of the head, until I cried and called my mother there.

"Hahahaha~~~" Seeing that the beard whipped really well, Charlotte couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "I...haha~~ I said beard, your whip whips people, it really whips... Very accurate! Haha~~"

"You man, how dare you laugh at me, take your life..." When the beard heard this, his face flushed with shame, and he was suddenly furious. He swung his whip and lashed at Charlotte again.

"啪~~" The poor cross-eyed man got hit again, crying in pain and screaming for his mother. At this time, he had no strength to cry, and he was almost unable to cry. The three people on the board saw that Beard had gone crazy and couldn't even scream, so they wisely didn't go to the middle to rescue the cross-eyed.

"Big Beard, stop...Stop it, Mrs. Quick, you're smoking, your corns are about to die!!!" Seeing that he couldn't hold back the Beard, the big man took advantage of his gap and slammed He ran over, threw him to the ground, and slapped him hard.

"Boss... I... I was wrong!!" The beard woke up after being whipped by a big-eared melon seed, and then he looked worriedly and lay on the ground, and the cross-eyed eyes that had disappeared from crying said: "Boss, Send the corns to the hospital!!!"