The Merry Monk

Hua Maomao didn't doubt that he was there now. Although the scene was chaotic, the place where she was standing was an open space. He couldn't pick up the stones around him to block the thick iron rod, could he?So he caught his so-called Shangfang sword!

"Woman, die!!" At this time, Mr. He had already rushed in front of Huamaomao, raised his thick iron stick high and smashed it down in front of her.

"Drink!" Huamaomao doesn't need to use the sword to block the heavy blow of the thick iron rod. Maybe this sword is a fake and inferior product. If it is broken by that old man, his head will be broken It exploded, so I dodged to the side to hide.

"Bang!!" There was a loud noise, and Laodan He had already used [-]% of his strength for a powerful blow. He was now full of anger, and wanted to kill the beautiful policeman in front of him first, and then it would be good to have a rape corpse, anyway. I don't intend to drag it back and play slowly.So unable to hold back his strength, he smashed the head of the iron rod heavily on the concrete floor. The head of the iron rod was slightly bent, and the concrete floor was not much better, and a small hole was actually smashed out. .

"You stinky bitch, don't hide! Come and die!!" After the blow failed, He Laodan immediately put his stick in his hand, turned around, and threw it at Hua Mao Mao again.

"Huh!" Of course, Huamaomao would not be so stupid as to really stop hiding. After snorting lightly, he jumped back and took a big step. But at this time, after the fight just now, He Erdan also found that Not only is this girl not bad naked, her body is also moving very fast, so she only used half of her strength, and stopped before the stick reached the ground. The blow just now shook her two arms quite badly. This is called stealing a chicken but throwing away rice!

"Fuck you! Look at the trick!" He Erdan was also a little helpless for Hua Maomao who only dodged but did not return the trick. He picked up the stick in his hand and ran across from one side.

This change made Hua Maomao judge that it was still from top to bottom but it was not the same, and his body also instinctively dodged to the side from which Stick Lun came.

In desperation, Huali turned her hand slightly, and stood up the Shangfang sword, which she had never used, out of the left side of her body, intending to use it to drain the power of the stick He Laodan Some.

"Expansion~" When the two soldiers met, what came out was not the sound of metal colliding, but a dull sound. The two looked suspiciously at the iron stick of He Laodan being blocked by the Shangfang sword. , and then starting from the interrupted position of the sword body, it slowly began to dent toward Huamao Mao's body. This Shangfang sword directly presented a 'u' shape, and was seen by the two-level audience. The surprised eyes, as well as the proud eyes of the man in ancient costume, stopped the momentum [-] centimeters away from Hua Mao Mao's waist.

"Drink, bang~!" Although Huali was puzzled by the softness of the sword, she was the first to reflect it.Jiaohe jumped up, raised her foot and kicked the thick iron rod over, a muffled sound of "expansion~" came, and He Laodan, who was standing still, was hit suddenly with a strong force. As soon as he let go, the iron rod was kicked out of his hand under his reluctance and panic eyes, and fell five meters away.

"Everyone, take my sword!" At this time, Huamaomao did not stop the movement in his hand, but took the opportunity to leap upwards, raised the Shangfang sword to the top of his head with both hands, and then said "Huashan Splitting the Top" 'Slashed towards that old man's head. Of course, Hua Maomao didn't want to kill people in public, so he instinctively judged that when he raised the sword in his hand, he pointed the sword towards the top of that old man's head. It went down.

"..." Just as Huamaomao raised his sword and slashed down hard on the top of his head, the audience around him were covered in black lines and broke out in cold sweat, because what they saw was not a sword, but a sword. It was a thick and long 'salted octopus', and the golden yellow cloth at this time flew to nowhere with the effect of the wind. . .

"Pa~pa~~" The salty hairtail slammed heavily on the top of He Laodan's head, but when Hua Maomao looked at the 'Shangfang Sword' in his hand, his face suddenly became angry and Hong, I don't know if she was angry or ashamed, after listening to those 'spectators' laughing from the bottom of her heart, now she can't wait to pull out the man who gave her the sword and give her a good repair.

But where is the figure of the man in ancient costume now? Since the sword body appeared, it has long since disappeared from the crowd. In the words of the man who comforted himself, that is:' I'm not running away, I'm going to buy another salted octopus, the director is still waiting to start filming! ! ! '

"Hahaha~~" Although the salted octopus slapped on the top of He Laodan's head, there was a slight pain, but when he also saw Hua Maomao holding the salted fish as Shangfang's sword and wanting to do justice for the sky, he immediately felt a little bit of pain. Pointing at the blushing Hua Mao Mao with one hand, he laughed loudly with the other hand.

"Go to hell! Laughing fart~!" Huamaomao was so ashamed that she suddenly threw the salted fish into He Laodan's face, and when he turned his head to hide the salted fish, he flew forward Taking one step, he raised his right foot, leaned back violently, and an upside-down golden hook aimed at the middle of Laodan He's gear.

There is actually a small detail in this trick of Hua Mao Mao. If you look carefully, you will find that the toe of her raised right foot is hooked towards the inner side of her foot. It is absolutely possible to use his Zhongping Gaogen's roots to completely explode the balls. This is also the fate of Huamao Maoyi and He Erdan who took the opportunity to touch his ass just now.

"Swollen! Ah~!!" He Laodan, who turned his head to dodge the salted fish, and when his head turned around for the first time, the figure of Hua Maomao was gone in front of him, and all he could see was the smooth navel eye that burst into happiness , and the little belly that was white and exposed, but before he started to squirm, a sharp pain came from his buttocks! !

'The egg is cracked! !The sausage is probably almost broken! ! 'That's right, the current He Laodan's eggs are indeed bursting, but if there are several bodies, probably only he himself knows best.

After a heart-piercing scream, He Laodan's feet became an 'x' shape, his face was distorted, and the veins on his forehead were swollen, and he fell to the ground slowly in front of Hua Mao Mao, shrinking into a ball of pain Moaned 'mouth now' up.

Although the trick was inhumane, Huamaomao would not pity him. He directly took out the handcuffs from his waist, and pulled Laodan He, who was lying on the ground, in pain and numbness, to the front of a rollover car, and pulled him It was handcuffed to it.