The Merry Monk

Seeing that the big spider was gone from the original wall, Liu Yifei finally had the courage to stand up slowly from the toilet.

Charlotte said to herself: "What's so scary about spiders, does this have to be considered big?"Cut, compared to the Elise I beat to death a few days ago, it's so much worse! '

But having said that, if anyone said in front of Charlotte that he had seen a big spider or something, he would definitely despise him for a while.

"Ah~" When she was contemptuously despising people in her mind, Charlotte only felt a white light flash in front of her eyes, and then a mass of things rushed towards her, and she took a closer look, mah! !It turned out that it was Liu Yifei's naked body, with his arms folded in front of his chest, and he jumped towards the open space in front of where he was standing.

It was too late for Charlotte to say it, and when she saw the situation clearly, she immediately flew to the front, just put her arms around her, and caught Liu Yifei's fallen body in mid-air.

And Liu Yifei was fine, why did he suddenly fall down?It turned out that I was so scared and panicked just now. After standing up, I realized that I was not wearing any roses on my body, so I panicked, slipped and fell on the toilet, but fortunately, Charlotte moved quickly. Otherwise, if it falls on the tile floor at such a height, it is estimated that it will be disfigured even if it does not die.

'Huh?Soft and round? At this time, Charlotte was thinking about this question in his heart. In fact, for him who had already had experience with An Yimo, he already knew what it was, so he quickly put his hands on it, and pulled it out. Liu Yifei, who was already scared to death, was supported to stand on the ground.

"Okay, it's okay, take a good bath by yourself, cancel the singing tonight, and change it to tomorrow!" Charlotte put Liu Yifei's body firmly, and immediately pulled the bath towel over her body, After speaking hastily, he fled out of the bathroom.

"Huh~" After leaving the bathroom, Charlotte sat on the sofa and let out a heavy sigh, "Damn, what's wrong with me? It's not like I haven't done this kind of thing before, I said Charlotte , what are you afraid of? There are too many women these days, so your courage has become smaller?"

In fact, it's not that Charlotte has become less timid, but now that there are more women, he starts to worry, because every woman has their own life, and it is impossible to completely force them to line up together, and now It looked relaxed, but he knew in his heart that his affairs were already very busy.

"But..." Now he doesn't want to think about this headache, but just now when he saw the white body falling, he caught a glimpse of five pink cherry trees on his chest. The blood-red dots the size of mung beans just surrounded her pink cherry head.

"Five elements poisonous blood?" Charlotte immediately thought of this terrifying genetic mutation.This virus reminded him of the year when he was called by an old monk to treat this disease, and it was an old man who got the virus. At that time, Charlotte saw that he was an old man in his 50s. , so he was unwilling to live and die, but the old monk threatened him by not letting him come out of the mountain. In desperation, Charlotte had no choice but to hold back the nausea in his stomach until his last course of treatment was finished.

And the old man's condition has deteriorated considerably, so his entire right chest has been eaten by the 'poisonous blood of the five elements' and turned into a disgusting jet-black color, and there are still some ulcers.And what Charlotte couldn't bear the most at that time was the last course of treatment, that is, she had to use her mouth to suck out all the toxins that were forced to the head of the 'cherry'.

In this way, Charlotte didn't eat much and sleep well for three consecutive weeks!But this time, judging by Liu Yifei's condition, it is still in the early stage, but there is another bad thing about this disease, that is, after three years of illness, he will definitely die, and the old man in his 50s , it has been two and a half years, so the situation is considered very serious, but in the end it was rescued by Charlotte and the old monk together, and that person was Leslie Cheung!

"Did you wash it?" Not more than half an hour later, Liu Yifei put on her own bathrobe with a stiff expression, and came to the hall dragging the slipper with the big spider still stuck under the shoe board.

"Well, okay~ okay, brother-in-law!" After listening to Charlotte's question, Liu Yifei nodded, forced a smile and said, "Sister...brother-in-law, can you..."

"Don't worry, I understand, I won't reveal anything about what happened just now, but~~~" Charlotte couldn't help it, after looking at Liu Yifei's fairy face, hesitantly wanted to ask, But it felt a little awkward to ask like this.

"Brother-in-law, tell me, what's the matter, as long as I can do it, as long as you don't tell me what happened just now, I will definitely agree to you!!" Seeing that Charlotte hesitated, Liu Yifei felt nervous and hurriedly said I said it, but after I said it, I felt that I had said too much, so I regretted it in my heart.

"I didn't mean to offend, but I still want to ask, when and how did you get the five-element poisonous blood on your chest?" Charlotte still couldn't hold back, and said all that was in her heart.

"Ugh!" Charlotte thought that the playful Charlotte would take today's incident as her own and hide herself, but she didn't want to. The bald brother-in-law didn't mention what happened just now, but instead asked about the five red spots on her body. The point is coming.

"Is it true that every time you have your menstrual period, the blood you bleed is clot-like? And there are some black impurities mixed in it?" Seeing that Liu Yifei was in a daze, Charlotte said to himself: "When eating, If you eat too much, will you feel uncomfortable, have chest tightness and shortness of breath, and in severe cases, you may even vomit?"

"The most interesting thing is, do you get plum-like spots on your body every time the moon is full, which is extremely itchy?" Seeing that she was still mouthed and unable to speak out, Charlotte said All these symptoms were mentioned without omission.

"You...you have this disease too? Where did you get it? Please, brother-in-law! Tell me, please? I can't bear it anymore!!" Seeing what Charlotte said in detail, then Liu Yifei, who listened carefully, burst into tears immediately, and begged Charlotte with a painful face.

"I have never had this kind of disease, but I have cured it!" Charlotte stretched out her hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of Liu Yifei's eyes, and said very puzzled: "I don't see any scratches on your skin Ah, how long have you been sick?"

The reason why Charlotte thinks so is because he has seen the scene of the old man in his 50s when he got sick. Not a single piece of skin on his body was scratched by his own fingernails.But the one who got sick at this time was a popular movie star. Charlotte couldn't think of any other way to understand it. She could only understand that she just got sick, maybe the symptoms would be much lighter?

"Can you really cure it? Then help me cure it, I will give you all my property, as long as you can help me cure it, I will give you everything I have..." Hearing from Charlotte that he can cure After the illness, Liu Yifei's head suddenly exploded into a white ball, and he pulled Charlotte's sleeve nervously and shook it.

"I don't charge you money, but I guess you won't be able to stand this treatment method!!" Seeing that Liu Yifei didn't answer her own question, Charlotte was not in a hurry, but wanted to explain the BT treatment method first. Let her hear it. After she listens, if she accepts it, then she can say that she has found the right person.

"What method?" After seeing what Charlotte said so seriously, Liu Yifei also calmed down slowly. The reason why she was so nervous was because after ten years, when October NO. Gotta do a 'dead man'.

"I will inject needles all over your body, and at the same time massage your right chest with my hands. After forcing all the toxins onto your head, I will use my mouth to suck out all the toxins. If..."

Before Xia Luo finished speaking, Liu Yifei's expression was relaxed for a while, and when he closed his eyes, he fell off the bathrobe on the ground, then opened his eyes and said, "I don't mind, please Give me the needles! Please, brother-in-law~"

The call of brother-in-law made Xia Luo's soul almost disperse, and Liu Yifei in front of him was completely exposed in front of his eyes, completely naked, where the black was black, the red was red, the white was white, Naked and immaculate. . . .

"Brother-in-law, don't you...don't you want to treat me? As long as you cure me of this disease, I...me, also...is yours too!!" Seeing Charlotte standing where she was, Liu Yifei said After she stopped speaking, tears welled up in her eyes, and her eyeballs kept rolling around. She finally gritted her teeth and said this sentence, because in her eyes, no man would treat her like this. The body has no hope.

"Uh! No, I was just thinking about a prescription just now!" When Charlotte heard this, she became excited and said this out loud! ! !But he hurriedly coughed a few times pretending to be serious and said: "Then... you go into the room and lie down on your back. I'll put needles on you first and check the situation!"

"Brother-in-law, what... what is going on? Why did I suffer from such a strange and painful illness? Please, if you know, please tell me, okay?" After lying on the bed, Liu Yifei closed his eyes. With his own eyes, he asked Charlotte softly.

"Tell me first, when did you discover these five red spots on your chest?" Charlotte is most concerned about the time, because it will take at least half a year to treat this disease. If she has been ill for more than two and a half years, then Charlotte may have nothing to do with it.