The Merry Monk

"What are you doing?" Huajianzi asked complainingly after being hurt by Charlotte's hand, and he shook off his hand and touched his elbow.

"You have caused trouble this time. Those missiles are likely to be used against our Huaxia Kingdom. If they find something abnormal and launch them before we detonate them, they will really be reaping the consequences!" Charlotte sighed. explained.

"Don't worry, Auntie, I'm an arms expert. These missiles can't fly now, and I have already dismantled its wings! Hehe~ Don't worry now!" After hearing this, Hua Jianzi knew that Charlotte was worried about this. , but what he can think of, of course he can think of it, so he punched him and said: "Let's go, it's the kingly way to get out now, otherwise we can only be buried with them!"

"Well, let's go out and talk about it first. This time, I want the country of America to follow in the footsteps of Jinshan Abe. Who made them work together and do things that hurt my Huaxia!" After the matter was handled properly, I didn't want to pursue it anymore. The most important thing now is to sneak out of the base and meet Zhu Haose and others who had almost arrived.

"How to get out?" This is the question that Hua Jianzi is most worried about now. If you follow the manager's words, it is definitely not a simple matter to get in and out of this underground base. There must be guards on duty, and infrared and thermal imaging must be indispensable.

"I don't know whether these two instruments are effective for this invisibility medicine. To be on the safe side, we drag two guards and make up to look like them. If this is the case, then we can easily get out!" Charlotte said. After thinking about it, he said to Huajianzi: "Go, go to the toilet, it's easy to do things there!"

"Uh!" Hua Jianzi was taken aback when she heard this, because she knew that there were no women in this underground base, so if this happened, there would only be men's toilets here!But there was no other way, after much deliberation, the only thing that could be done was a quieter toilet, so he also followed Charlotte.

"Captain, do you think someone can really sneak into our heavily guarded underground base?" Charlotte and Hua Jianzi had just arrived at a toilet when a strange voice came from inside.And Charlotte and the others had to say that they were really lucky, because they found that there were only two aliens who were untying their little hands.

"I don't know, maybe. I feel that the manager must be out of balance. He comes here from time to time, and he doesn't need to be busy. He can just give an order!" After the captain heard what the subordinate said, He said it with a face of indifference.

"Hush!!" After hearing his captain's words, the subordinate quickly silenced his voice and said, "Captain, you can't talk nonsense. Your Excellency is very narrow-minded. If you hear it, then the two of us I probably won't be able to keep my head!"

"What are you afraid of? There are only the two of us in this toilet. If you don't tell me, who can hear me?" When the captain came in, he had already seen that the pits for the large toilets were all empty. Otherwise, even if he is the captain, he wouldn't dare to speak ill of the manager so openly.

"Okay, it's just these two people!" Charlotte originally wanted to go in and check if there was anyone in the big toilet, but when she checked the second one, she heard the captain's words, so she murmured immediately, As soon as he moved his hands, two balls of Sanwei real fire suddenly ignited.

"Damn it! Captain, there are two beautiful fireworks floating in the air behind you!!" When Charlotte was exercising, the alien subordinate discovered the situation, and immediately opened his big eyes and shouted excitedly.

"What? What's the fire?" The captain was puzzled by the words of his subordinates, and the Erzhang monk was puzzled, and he turned his head to check while asking.

"Three...Three...Sanwei Zhenhuo?? How is it possible??" The captain was indeed an official. When he saw the gradually growing fireworks in Charlotte's hand, he immediately opened his eyes angrily. He froze in place with an unbelievable expression on his face.

"Three... Sanwei Zhenhuo? What is it? Captain, don't scare me!" But the little soldier didn't know at all what Sanwei Zhenhuo is. After seeing his captain see this interesting fireworks, he felt very After looking surprised and terrified, he immediately regained his senses.

"Boom~! Ah!!" However, before the captain could reply to the subordinate, the two groups of three-color fireworks in Charlotte's hand slammed on the back of the two of them. The reason why Charlotte didn't do anything until now is because That's because I want to hear the voices of the two more accurately, so that Hua Jianzi and myself can imitate their voices.

"Puff! Puff!!" After the two groups of three-color real fire hit the bodies of the two aliens, the three-color real fire immediately spread to their bodies, and after being attacked by this strange firework suddenly, the two Just as the alien wanted to yell, its throat was cut by the meteorite dagger pulled out by Charlotte.

Green blood was sprayed everywhere on the wall and the ground along with the severed arteries and veins, and the two aliens were burned by the three-color real fire, and soon became a pile of ashes!

"Quick, put on your makeup first, and I'll get rid of the rubbish first!" Seeing that the two of them had been burned into two balls of ashes by her three-color real fire, Charlotte hurriedly stood by the door while watching the wind. Hua Jianzi, who was watching the excitement, gave orders.

"Oh!" Hua Jianzi groaned, and after entering a large side compartment, he murmured: "Didn't everyone say that Americans' dicks are big and thick? Why are these two odd-shaped ones like earthworms?" Ah? Alas~"

"Heh! You really just look where you shouldn't. I didn't pay attention to this detail. It seems that you are really a pervert, junior sister! Hehe~" Hua Jianzi actually listened to others like this He said, and just now when the two aliens were turning around, the 'door' of the trousers hadn't been closed, so they accidentally saw it.

As for the sentence I said out of emotion, how could it be heard by Charlotte? Of course, she knew Charlotte's abnormal hearing, but she was careless just now. Although her voice was very small, she was still caught by him. I listened to it.Then he turned to attack himself.But now Hua Jianzi is blushing while putting on makeup inside, but there is no rebuttal at all!

After seeing that there was no one in the passageway outside, Charlotte immediately picked up several basins of water and rinsed the walls and the ground. I went to a room to put on makeup, and asked as I went in, "Which one do you put on?"

"Captain!" Huajianzi replied simply.

"Damn, you took my role away!" Charlotte turned back with a blank look when she heard it.

"Hey, Captain An, do you know what this big commotion is doing?" Charlotte and Hua Jianzi had just finished their makeup and took the body-displaying medicine, and two people dressed like civil servants came. The person in the clothes of the staff walked in, and after seeing the captain Huajianzi made up, he asked enthusiastically.

"Cough cough~" Hua Jianzi didn't expect that being a team leader would be so troublesome, so he coughed lightly twice, and when he saw that the voice was fine, he also smiled and said, "Brother, I don't know, it seems that I heard It is said that a foreign female agent has sneaked into the base, so I am strictly investigating, and I have other things to do, so I won’t delay any longer.”

Huajianzi was also afraid that if he talked too much with this person, he would reveal his flaws, so he made an excuse, and then shouted to Charlotte with a frightened face: "Come on, go out with me to do the security check, and when the manager finds out that we are going It’s time to go to the bathroom, I’m sure I’m going to be scolded again!”

"It seems that your acting skills are deeper than mine, hehe~" But I didn't want to, as soon as I walked out of the toilet, Charlotte 'boasted' Hua Jianzi again.

"That's right, I'm Aunt Hua, what can you do to me? Stop talking along the way, just look at me, Auntie!" Huajianzi immediately cocked his tail when he heard Charlotte's praise. .

"You...you're really into the show, right? I'm your teacher... oh, don't go!!" Hua Jianzi's frightening words made Charlotte very angry, and she was about to make it clear As for his identity, Huajianzi didn't give him a chance at all, and walked towards the upper floor of the floor alone.

"Hey, Captain Miro, where are you going?" However, when Charlotte and Hua Jianzi arrived at the top floor of the safe passage, which is the tenth floor of the underground base, they walked to the heavily guarded place. Behind the elevator, there was an officer with the same military rank as Huajianzi on his shoulders, and he walked a few steps towards them, blocking the two of them and interrogating them.

"My lord ordered us to go up and get some equipment!" Hua Jianzi had already thought of a countermeasure on the way here, and when he saw him asking this question, he quickly smiled back.

"Warrant!" The captain of the guard would not believe other people's words so easily. Although he said he knew someone, as a guard, he knew too many people.But if something happens, then the responsibility will be taken seriously. He knows the manager's temper best.

"The matter is very urgent. The manager suspected that outsiders had invaded the base, so the manager dictated that we go out and get it back quickly!" Hua Jianzi had no choice but to move the manager out again.

"That's not going to work. My duty lies in the manager's orders just now. Without his warrant, even if the captains of the elite teams come, they are not allowed to enter or leave without authorization!" The captain immediately told Huajian Zidao: "Let's trouble Captain Miro to go back and ask for the return card from the Master Manager, so you can pass the level if you are good at it!"

"Then... well then, let's go back and get it!!" After hearing this, Hua Jianzi was very helpless, because this elevator is definitely not as easy to open as you want, that is to say, if you snatch it, It may not even work.So in response, he and Charlotte went back to the toilet.

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