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Chapter 278 Wearing the mask of pain on the face, the director chicken thigh rice bowl

Chapter 278 Wearing a mask of pain on the face, the director chicken thigh rice bowl (two in one!)
After contractz received the instructions from Teacher Omu, he immediately started to rush towards the road.

But the top lane is slowly pushing the lane, so naturally he can't just go to the top tower and hang up. He can only go up first and hit the blue BUFF.

By the time he finishes defeating the blue BUFF, according to the speed at which the troops advance, he can just catch up with the top troops and enter the tower.

However, what contractz didn't know was that the sexy fans had already rushed over immediately.

Halfway through the contractz blue BUFF, Beer Man had already appeared in view with a big belly.

The prince has no ability to recover when he is in the wild, and his condition is definitely not as good as that of Beer Man. After seeing Beer Man, contractz can only call his mid laner for support immediately.

Jensen agreed very happily, but at the same time he brought bad news to contractz.

Lucian had disappeared online earlier than him.

The mid laner of the Snake team disappeared at this time. Without even thinking about it, contractz knew that the opponent must be cooperating with the wine barrel to counter his wild side.

The current situation is that if Lucian arrives first, he will most likely be arrested and killed directly with the blue buff and only half health.

But if something goes wrong on the top lane, he won't be able to take advantage of the wild players in the top half.

And if he stayed under the tower, if he could operate it, catch a few soldiers later, or even replace a person on the opposite side, he would make a lot of money.

The slutty fan didn't hesitate, and while contractz was still breaking, he adjusted the angle and pushed forward with an E.

Now his situation is obviously at the end of his rope.

Sure enough, there is no such thing as pie in the sky.

He understood contractz's idea very well. He planned to release the blue buff and come to the top lane to mix the lanes, so he immediately shouted: "Slutty fans, don't let this prince go!"

And if he stays on the top lane for such a long time, his jungle rhythm will be completely disrupted, and the jungle area will definitely be reflected by the Vietnamese on the opposite side.

But the prince wanted to leave, and Song Wen naturally disagreed.

Teacher Omu was originally in the OB under the tower. When he saw the prince returning directly to the city, he panicked and couldn't help shouting:
"Hello? Why are you back in the city? What should I do?"

contractz didn't dare to be too aggressive, so he directly opened the distance with a second EQ.

With his health level, if he went to the top lane to help Impact defend the line, he would most likely be blown up to death by a bucket from the captain!

When the defense tower began to attack the first soldier on the red side, the wine barrel had already walked out of the grass.

If he returns to the city now, he will directly lose two waves of soldiers!

The prince was pushed by the barrel, and Lucian also used the explosive fruit and his E skill to quickly close the distance and hit EAAQAA.

contractz took a look at the road and was a little confused.

If you choose to return to the city, there will be no hope at all.

If he doesn't return to the city now, then the wine barrel is in his own jungle area, and he will most likely be jumped directly over the tower.

The prince's health instantly reached the dangerous level.

Say it or not, Teacher Omu does have a mysterious confidence in him.

In the commentary box, Wu State was already excited after seeing the Snakes' actions!

However, now, he has directly entered a situation where no matter what choice he makes, he will maximize his losses.

"And to be honest, I really don't have any room for maneuver in this wave of impact. His first wave of soldiers actually gained the experience of a melee soldier. Now he is still far away from being promoted to the second level. The Snake Team will not promote you to the second level. What a chance!”

The red side's military line pushed forward. When Song Wen saw the weapon with only two health bars under the tower, he couldn't help but laugh.

With this amount of blood, he would not dare to stand under the tower.

After helping Song Wen cross the tower, he can still go back to the wild without any worries.

For a top laner, if he takes two fewer waves of soldiers when he comes up, he will basically have nothing to worry about in the entire game.

As long as he doesn't place his hopes on contractz and returns directly to the city after the first wave, he will lose one wave of soldiers at most.

The sexy fan on the other side had never gone for the blue BUFF from the beginning and had already squatted in the triangular grass.

Although saucy fans like to rebel, they also understand the importance of it.

"There's nothing I can do," contractz looked very innocent, "I can't do anything in this state!"

However, although the prince survived, his blood volume was already in danger.

contractz took another look at the top lane and knew that once a battle breaks out in the jungle, C9 may face a wave of collective explosions in the middle and upper jungle. In desperation, he can only let Jensen return to the middle lane, release the blue buff himself, and make a sacrificed.

In desperation, contractz could only press the B button.

After hearing what contractz said, Teacher Omu went numb.

After many struggles, Teacher Omu finally decided to stay under the tower.

At that time, not only will it not be able to help, but it will be given to you for free.

"Forget it, I feel like I can't fight."

He glanced at the position of the gesture, and Lucian had already arrived at the blue buff wall.

"Black and the slutty fans are about to have another dream collaboration! Impact's health will definitely surpass the tower!"

The saucy fan was originally satisfied when she saw the prince giving up the blue buff, but sighed after hearing Song Wen's words.

Shenchao nodded and said:

When Teacher Omu saw the wine barrel coming out from behind, he could only adjust his position and stand forward.

However, he just moved a little closer, and the captain raised his hand and shot him!
This shot, combined with the damage caused by the glare, seemed to jump on the main artery of the weapon, and almost knocked out the weapon's health bar!
Impact obviously underestimated the damage of the third-level Yaoguang Captain.

He originally wanted to use counterattack storm to block the damage of the captain's Q skill, but in the end he did not hand over his E skill.

Because he knew that once he handed over the E skill, he would lose the only threat in the eyes of the barrel and the captain.

What Teacher Ohmu didn't expect was that the third-level captain learned the first-level E and the second-level Q.

The damage of this shot far exceeded Teacher Omu's expectation, so much so that he was confused and had no idea what to do next.

At the same time, the captain's second barrel also fell down, exploding at the feet of the weapon with a bang!

[snake, black (ocean disaster) killed C9, impact (weapon master)! ! 】

"Oh!!"

There was a burst of exclamation in the Wuhan Stadium.

No one expected that the captain would kill the weapon so lightly.

Teacher Omu stood beside him like an idiot. He didn't make any resistance and was sent back to the spring directly!
"Wow! Impact! What is he doing! I feel dizzy already! He was directly blown up by the captain's two barrels! The saucy fan next to him contributed a wave of perfect eye assists!"

Guan Zeyuan could no longer hide the smile in his tone.

"How to play this impact? The captain is level 3, the weapon is level 1, but he is still dead. There are two waves of soldiers under the tower, and when the weapons come back, they can't get a single one. This is a disaster!"

"Isn't impact a unique skill of a weapons master? Knock, knock, knock again! How can you play with a street lamp while I'm playing with a gun!"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage has also exploded.

【ah? Kill now? 】

[No, this is the champion top laner? 】

[Didn’t a lot of people play big wood before the game? Heizi speaks! 】

[This death was a bit unremarkable. He was instantly killed. I was really stunned. 】

[It’s impossible for me to die in this wave, because I already went home after the first wave. 】

[I thought it was a fight between dragons and tigers on the road, but the result was a father beating his son? 】

[Although Ohmu is the number one top laner in North America, he is no longer in his prime, and even in his prime, he doesn’t feel like he is a top laner, and his positioning is somewhat unclear. 】

[Don’t you like to say harsh things before games? No matter how experienced you are, you don’t dare to smell it, and yet you were hacked out of the tower and jumped over the tower without any harm? 】

In the C9 player seat, Mr. Omu’s expression has undergone some subtle changes.

He scratched his hair in annoyance, with a look of reluctance on his face.

Sometimes, what people least expect will happen, the more it will happen.

And obviously, in this game, let alone having an advantage online, now it is already difficult for him to reach the sky even if he wants to fight normally.

The Captain is a hero who is relatively underdeveloped in the early stage.

But once he gets an advantage, his excellent consumption and recovery capabilities will cause unlimited torture to his opponents online.

What's more, he's a captain who started 3-0!
And at this time, Mr. Omu couldn't even ask the jungler to help him anymore, because there was obviously a barrel in the upper half of his jungle area to counter the jungle. Although the captain returned to the city, the opponent still had a TP in his hand. They There is still no way to find the trouble of wine barrels in the wild area.

In this way, the prince can only go to the lower half of the wild area to make up for his own development. If he is allowed to go on the road again, it will be equivalent to dragging the prince to death together.

The bottom lane on the other side is also Alexander at this time.

Although Brother Crystal's hooks were empty, in the end Xia didn't notice and was still hooked by the robot's insidious Drill Q.

This wave not only lowered Xayah's HP, but also directly triggered Xayah's flash, leaving C9's bottom lane duo trapped under the tower to resist the pressure.

Fortunately, this wave of explosions on the top lane allowed the prince to go to the bottom lane, so that the Snake team's bottom lane did not dare to press too deep. This was the only good news.

Now C9 is almost at a disadvantage on the fourth line, and the Snakes are not in a hurry this time. After all, Commander Song has already made a strategic goal in this game, and there is no need to end the game in a hurry.

There weren't many conflicts in the middle and lower sections, so the director naturally focused the camera on the top.

The captain did not choose to submit TP online, which allowed the weapon of early death and early resurrection to be online in advance, and finally upgraded to two levels.

But after seeing the captain come online, the weapon only took one step slowly, and one-fifth of its health was knocked out by the captain's Q skill.

Song Wen pressed forward directly, making it clear that even his experience was not given to weapons.

However, faced with Song Wen's unreasonable laning method, Teacher Omu could only swallow his anger and had no other options.

Fortunately, this wave is a flat line, and the captain's actions will push the line of troops towards him sooner or later.

Teacher Omu thought that as long as the troops entered the tower, he would be able to take a breather, but soon, he discovered that he was wrong.

The captain's consumption under the tower almost made him miserable.

Although your E skill can block the captain's Q, it cannot block the captain's explosive barrel.

As long as he eats one of the captain's explosive barrels, half of his blood will be gone.

After just eating a wave of tower soldiers, Mr. Omu could only press Return to the city and return to the supply state, otherwise the next wave to greet him would most likely be another wave of tower jumps.

"I finally stopped being greedy this time and chose to go back to the city, but it was also very painful. I had to go home twice in five minutes!"

"He has nothing to do now. To be honest, I think it's really hard for the official to not allow players to play with their mobile phones. What else can he do besides playing with his mobile phone?"

Shenchao smiled and said:

"Actually, it's fortunate that Black played a captain today. This allowed Impact to die less."

On the other side, C9's Jungler Prince still wanted to steal Xiaolong, but was arrested on the spot by Jiugong who came back to the city.

Since the first dragon refreshed was the wind dragon, the Snake team did not touch this dragon. Instead, they continued to maintain high pressure on the line and compressed C9's economy.

The game came to seven minutes and 45 seconds.

Teacher Omu, who was on the road, chose to return to the city for the third time.

Song Wen also chose to return to the city and directly took out a handful of three-phase power!
When Impact returned to the line, his face turned green when he saw the three-phase power on the captain.

The director is also very sensible. Originally, the pictures of the players in the game were constantly rotated between the five people.

But in today's game, I don't know if it was stuck. From the beginning of the game, the camera of the players has been focused on Teacher Ohmu's face, and it has never changed.

As a result, netizens from all over the world witnessed how a person went from being full of confidence, to being shocked, to panic, to suffering, and finally to despair.

[Teacher Omu’s expression is so tight, every frame is filled with emoticons, haha. 】

[Hmph, this is what happens when you offend our Ga Wenwen! 】

[Triathlon skipper in less than eight minutes? This is a fucking game. ],

[Chief war criminal, Teacher Omu. 】

[Once the mask of pain is put on, it is never taken off again. 】

[The director is sensible]

[A mask of pain is worn on the face, and the director broadcasts chicken thigh rice bowl. 】

At the nine-minute mark of the game, the Snakes played a classic four-two attack on C9's bottom lane, which, combined with the captain's ultimate move, immediately gave up the idea of ​​Galio's ultimate support.

And what devastated Mr. Omu the most was that the captain’s ultimate move also killed someone in the bottom lane.

Then the Snake team's bottom lane duo returned to the city to replenish supplies and then went straight to the top lane. Together with the jungler, they began to play the newly refreshed Canyon Herald.

Faced with the Snake team's move to play vanguard, C9 had no intention of picking up the team and simply gave it up.

The Snakes took down the vanguard and finally started to pick up the pace.

The bottom duo turned directly up and started pushing up the tower.

Song Wen came to the bottom lane and faced Feng Nu and Xia. Even if they were one against two, he was not afraid at all. He blew up half of Xia's health with a bucket.

After the Snakes' bottom duo pushed down the outer tower of the top lane, Teacher Omu thought he could breathe a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect that the opponent had no intention of retreating at all, and directly put down the Canyon Herald.

The jungle wine barrel also rushed over at the same time.

The extremely underdeveloped weapon was not even qualified to stand under the tower, so he could only ask his teammates to come to his aid.

C9 obviously didn't expect that the Snakes would push all the way to the end. By the time they reacted, it was already too late. The bottom lane duo rushed to the top lane, but the second tower was still knocked down by Draven.

The Snake team quickly changed lanes and came to the middle. The captain was still leading the bottom lane, but a big move was placed under the middle tower, which made C9, which was already slow to return to defense, unable to defend the tower. The Snake watched helplessly. The team once again pushed down the outer tower in the middle.

At the same time, the outer tower of C9's bottom lane was also pushed down by the captain's single belt.

At this time, anyone with a discerning eye can see that the game has completely entered garbage time.

After the Snakes gained the advantage, they relied on perfect operations to lead C9 by the nose, and the economic gap between the two sides continued to expand. With the destruction of C9's three-way outer tower, the Snakes tightened their sights on C9's jungle area, further compressing C9's development space.

It was supposed to be a single-point weapon, but it became the weakest economic point in the team except for support.

Fifteen minutes later, when the four Snakes teamed up to advance to the second tower in the middle, C9 finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to force a wave of attacks.

Prince EQ flashed Draven, hoping to cooperate with his teammates to kill Draven immediately.

The prince blocked the ultimate move, and Galio immediately followed up with the ultimate move!
But the captain's ultimate move also came down at the same moment, leaving C9's bottom duo unable to step forward to focus fire immediately.

Draven flashed back and cooperated with Lucian's output. The prince instantly melted, but at the same time he was knocked away and ridiculed by Galio.

When Mr. Omu saw the half-health Draven, it was like seeing a beautiful woman. He immediately handed over the flash and was about to kill him.

But his equipment was really poor. Not only did he fail to kill Draven, he was also killed in reverse.

C9's bottom duo saw that the battle was exploding almost instantly, and wanted to retreat because the captain's TP had already lit up beside them.

Sao Fan E dodged the person and used her ultimate move to blast Xia back.

In order not to be instantly defeated by Draven and Lucian, Xia landed on the ground and could only use her ultimate move to flash forward, but at this time, the captain's barrel had already appeared at his feet!

"boom!"

When the explosive barrel exploded, the whole stadium boiled!

"Oh my God! What kind of damage is this! The captain killed Xia instantly with just a bucket and gunfire negotiation!!!"

When sneaky saw his gray screen, everyone was stunned.

You know, he just handed over a healing technique!
"Waltfak! Why are you fighting? What kind of monster is this? I was melted immediately!"

This wave of team battles initiated by C9 allowed the Snake team to engage in a wave of 0-for-4 that exploded instantly under their defense tower, leaving Feng Nu alone to survive.

Seeing that the second tower was about to be pushed down, Wu State glanced at the time and shouted:
"Fifteen minutes and seventeen seconds! Will the Snake Team attack again? The average battle time per game is too short!"

Just when everyone was expecting the Snake Team to end the game in one move, the Snake Team suddenly withdrew after knocking down the Highland Tower.

This sudden stability caught everyone off guard, and the live broadcast room was filled with question marks for a while.

After all, C9 only has one auxiliary, Feng Nu. Even if the Snakes don't go in this wave, they can at least push the Highland Crystal.

The tower is gone, and the people on the opposite side haven't been resurrected yet. What's the point of leaving a crystal there?
Facing the Snake Team's actions, some people in the live broadcast room started to complain.

[Did Team Snake take the wrong medicine today? 】

[Isn’t this high ground? 】

[Outrageous, who made the decision? 】

[Why is the Snake Team so weak? ! 】

[I’m rough, I understand! The black part is so attractive to Ba Yin, hahaha! 】

[Anyone understands again? Got it, you fucking say it! 】

[As I said before the hack came out, I won’t do speedrunning today. At that time, some people guessed that I wanted to abuse the spring! 】

[At this point in time, it’s not realistic to abuse the fountain. I guess Snake Team’s game is only for thirty minutes later! When the time comes, there will be a wave of Double Dragons! 】

[If you put it this way, you understand, it is indeed a big loss to push for high ground at this time. 】

[If the highland crystal is pushed, the Snake team will send super soldiers in the middle. In this way, the line in the middle will never be able to pass, and C9 can instead replenish troops on the high ground. The Snake team is equivalent to missing a line. , let C9 develop! 】

The barrage woke up the dreamer, and at this time in the commentary box, Wushu and Shenchao had actually reacted and understood the Snake Team's intentions.

However, given their status, they obviously couldn't explain this kind of thing directly. They could only sigh in their hearts that it was not good for Teacher Omu to provoke anyone, but he chose to provoke Heide.

Who doesn’t know that Hei Chu has a “100-fold return” system?

It is estimated that C9 players are not aware of this problem yet, but they will eventually realize it sooner or later.

After experiencing painful torture, it is unclear whether the C9 players will complain about their Korean top laner.

Anyway, the Snake team at this time is still continuing to torture C9 in an orderly manner.

If at the beginning of this game only Mr. Omu wore a mask of pain, then now, it is obvious that Mr. Omu has given another one to each of his team members.

In less than twenty minutes, the financial difference between the two sides had reached 10,000.

All members of C9 knew that there was no way they could come back from this game.

But the problem is that he doesn't push the Snake Team, and just tortures you like this.

Before the game, the C9 players were still worried that they would be quickly brushed by the Snake Team, but now they are eager for the Snake Team to brush them quickly.

This game was pure torture.

Teacher Omu even pressed the esc key several times. Looking at the word surrender, he couldn't help but want to click on it.

If it weren't for the fact that surrender is not allowed in professional competitions, otherwise you will be punished, they would have ordered it!
Twenty minutes later, the dragon was refreshed.

The Snake Team has already prepared a vision near the Dragon Pit, preparing for the Dragon.

As for C9, they were already in a desperate state, and they were eager to be taken away in a team battle, so they rushed over like a reckless man.

The two sides had a one-sided team battle in Dalong Pit, and played a wave of 1 for 5.

Lucian, the worst player on the Snake team, died.

Just when C9 thought that the Snake team was going to end the game in one wave, they discovered that the Snake team did not choose to hit the push, but instead played the Baron.

Everyone finally realized that something was not right.

There are still more than 9 seconds left for everyone in C to be resurrected, and their highland towers are gone. If the Snake team directly pushes the four people in a group at this time, they can definitely end the game in one wave.

Jungler contractz couldn't help but curse.

In this game, he was the first player other than the top laner to wear the Mask of Pain. After six minutes, there were no wild monsters in his jungle area, only barrels.

"What is the other side doing? Why not end this damn game in one move!"

AD player sneaky sighed and said:

"Why do I feel like they're playing a trick on us?"

As the core player of the team, Jensen didn't speak much during the whole game. At this time, he still said quietly:

"Have you just discovered it now..."

He paused and said meaningfully: "If my idea is correct, even if they take down the dragon, they will not push down our base so quickly..."

Contractz's face turned red with anger and he cursed:
"Why are they doing this? Do they have any grudge against us?"

After contractz finished speaking, the C9 team's voice fell into an eerie silence.

No matter who they are, they have no connection with the Snake Team.

Except impact.

The incident about Song Wen that Mr. Omu criticized on social platforms has become a hot topic in the entire e-sports circle. How could they, as teammates, not know about it?
I just didn't expect that the snake team's revenge would come so quickly, and that Mr. Omu's game would be so miserable.

Assistant Smoothie finally couldn't help but muttered.

"Okay, why bother with that god of plague..."

His voice was very soft, just soft enough for the four team members to hear clearly through their headphones.

On the C9 player bench, a high-power red light suddenly lit up on the top laner's seat.

After the Snake team captured the baron, they also wiped out the little dragon so that the ancient dragon could be refreshed. Then they finally started to group together and push to the high ground of C9.

During this period, as long as everyone in the Snake Team sees the weapon, they will chase the weapon to death even if they are chasing half of the map.

After destroying C9's three-way high ground, the Snake Team pulled back and forth in front of C9's incisor tower for a while. After pushing down one of the incisor towers, the Snake Team directly began to forcibly cross the tower. Continuously bombing, the back row of C9 instantly lost its combat capability, and also killed the prince and Feng Nu, achieving a double kill.

C9 has also noticed the intention of the Snake team, and simply stopped guarding the incisor tower and wanted to retreat to the spring water.

But at this time, the Snake Team had obviously killed Red Eye. Brother Crystal's robot took the lead and directly hooked Galio out of the spring.

"Snake Team! What are they doing! They are still rushing forward! The captain once again took Galio's head and received the three kills! Hey! The slutty fans! The slutty fans rushed directly into the spring! One big move blew Xia out. Four kills! Four kills for the captain!"

"Impact, who made bold remarks before the game, is now hiding in the deepest part of the spring! Can this wave kill five people?! The sexy fan has already died in the spring, Brother Crystal! Brother Crystal rushed in!"

The robot rushed into the spring first!

"But the weapon's counterattack storm is ready! It seems like something is going to happen after this wave! Delevingne and Lucian were unable to deal damage immediately! Teammates are falling one after another! Black! Black lit the last explosive barrel! Impact There is nowhere to hide!"

"Penta Kill!! black! In the spring of C9, I got a penta kill! But in the end, I couldn't leave the spring! But impact! The five members of the snake team were lying in the spring of C9, but impact didn't even have a head. ! What the hell is he doing!"

"Weapon Master! He doesn't even dare to wave the lamp post in his hand anymore!!!"

As Song Wen scored five kills, the live broadcast room was filled with 66666.

【I’m rough! Black and awesome! ! 】

[The Snake Team was so damn fierce that I peed my pants! 】

[The five kills of Ruquan are really like a man-machine fight. 】

[I just want to know, after the game, will Mr. Omu be bullied by his teammates? 】

[C9 is really miserable hahaha. 】

[AHQ, SKT: Suddenly I feel quite lucky. 】

[I feel like it’s not good to abuse the spring like this. I can just push it away. 】

[The quality of someone who is cheating is low. He will be abused in the World Championships and be disgraced abroad. 】

[Isn’t this GSL? It can also show off its yin and yang aura. Did your master seem noble when Da Mu held up a stick to flush the spring water? 】

[Idiot, I have this ability, why can't I abuse the spring? Isn't it a rule of the competition that I can't abuse the spring? 】

[Others have scolded me online. I can’t slap him in real life. Isn’t it okay to slap him in the face in the game? 】

[I can only say that C9 asked for it, Holy Mother, hurry up and crawl. 】

The Snake Team and C9 completed a wave of mutual destruction in the spring.

But five people died in the spring, and Teacher Omu only drank two sips of soup. His wealth was smashed on the head and blown away by his own electric fan.

After the Snake Team was resurrected, they were not in a hurry and started operating in a decent manner.

After defeating the re-refreshed dragon, he rushed towards the ancient dragon.

As for C9, which was already in ruins, it was currently fighting the Ancient Dragon, even though it clearly knew that it was too late.

The captain used his ultimate move, and C9's lineup was smashed to pieces in an instant, without the ability to fight back.

The Snake Team captured the ancient dragon and rushed to C9's crystal. After pushing down the incisor tower, Brother Crystal controlled the robot and came to the spring.

Seeing Crystal's movement, the barrage instantly stopped.

[What do I mean? Still want to abuse the spring? 】

[Living in Bengbu, are you so cruel? 】

[It’s so funny, you really use the spring water in C9 as a monster spawner, right? 】

Everyone in C9 was almost instantly melted by the explosion damage during the team battle, so everyone's resurrection time was also very different.

Seeing Feng Nu and Kasumi who were resurrected first, the robot did not move at all until Teacher Omu's weapon was resurrected. Brother Crystal handed over Flash without hesitation!

The robot pulled the weapon over, but was already shot to death by the spring water. However, the slut's wine barrel had already been prepared, and a meatball impact followed the ultimate move, blowing the weapon back directly.

Sent to Song Wen's face.

Song Wen raised his knife and blew up Damu's weapon, then slashed C9's base with one knife!
Brushing away the large wood is enough.

It would be a bit impolite to swipe it any further.

In the commentary box, Wu state raised his arms and shouted!
"Let us congratulate Snake for winning the match! They won three games in the first round of the group stage!!"

Guan Zeyuan also shouted:
"Let's congratulate snake!!!"

As soon as the competition ended, countless netizens jumped over the wall and came to Teacher Omu's comment area and commented one after another.

"Why did you say you provoked him?!"
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(PS: I was in a hurry yesterday and didn’t have time to ask for leave, so I just made up for it two-in-one and stayed up late to write until now.)
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  [Daily-drawn freshman essay. 】

  "I, Nangong Meng, was once the saint of Yunmeng Mountain."

  "The sect suffered a disaster, and my father tried his best to hide it from the outside world and sent me into the body of a black cat to escape."

  "The good news is that my soul has returned to my body. The bad news is that my golden elixir is stuck in the cat demon's belly."

  "The good news is that the black cat who was supposed to die has actually come back to life. As long as I help it cultivate its own golden elixir, I can get my own golden elixir back!"

  "The bad news is that this black cat is stupid and stupid, and for some reason, he is seeking death every day!"

  ……

  "I, Xu Qingshu, am a crispy college student."

  "Because I ate too much pickled cabbage and lymph meat, when I woke up, I traveled through time."

  "The good news is that this is a world of cultivating immortals where people in the sky are flying around. The bad news is that I am not a human, but a cat, and an old cat..."

  "The good news is that the heaven here can't tolerate me, so it locked a curse buff on me - the practice of reversal of cause and effect."

  [You take a long puff of old cigarette, the spiritual energy in your lungs +10, your lifespan +10, and your fertility +1. 】

  [You have been poisoned, poison resistance +1, stomach aura +10, life span +20, fertility +100000. 】

  "The bad news is, I've been kidnapped by a bad bitch."

  Xu Qingshu said as he used two paws to pull down the pipe in his mouth.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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