Who still falls in love in the interstellar era?

Chapter 33 Galaxy Diva and Hemorrhoids (Please collect and read)

Wang Chao was daydreaming when Lily's stomach suddenly growled with anger.

Nimiao immediately said: "Look, you have to eat regularly. We only eat to maintain basic cognition."

Wang Chao was shocked: "Isn't it to supply the remaining body?"

Nimiao: "What are you talking about? You only have 13.00% left. I will just wipe it off. There is no need to eat the rest. The prosthetic body will inject the nutrients through artificial blood and that's it.

"Eating is to keep yourself from going crazy. After all, we all lived as humans before becoming prosthetic."

Lily suddenly smiled and said, "Wait a minute, after I transform into a prosthetic body, can I eat solid food at will?"

Nimiao frowned: "Can't you eat it?"

"Well, it will come out after eating it."

Wang Chao complained next to him: "She is such a big star, and the first thing she did when she got on my broken ship was to run away and make a big fool of herself."

"I'm not dilated!" Lily protested with a frown on her face, "I wish I were! Just because I'm not, I'm still in pain!"

Wang Chao: "What the hell, you haven't sprayed anything solid in your life, so you just got hemorrhoids, right?"

Nimiao: "It just so happens that Greyhound has a medical room that can help you treat hemorrhoids."

Lily bit her lip and whined.

Nimiao: "What, you don't want to be treated?"

"...I want to..." She gritted her teeth and squeezed out a sentence.

Wang Chao: "Okay, then you go for treatment and I'll prepare lunch."

Nimiao: "There is no need to prepare her share. It takes about twelve hours to treat hemorrhoids. She has to lie in the treatment room until that time. During this process, there will be nutrient solution to supply energy."

Can hemorrhoids be cured in twelve hours? Wang Chao couldn't help but think of the team leader of his former company, an uncle who was working for four years. He was deeply troubled by hemorrhoids due to sitting for a long time. He wailed "Ma Yinglong, save my dog's life" all day long. Later, Ma Yinglong also saved his life. It didn't work anymore, so I went to the hospital and had some kind of resection.

If this person traveled through time, he must be grateful for the advancement of technology.

It's a pity that Wang Chao is just a rookie who has just worked for a year. Although he has begun to have signs of work-related injuries such as tenosynovitis, the impact of insomnia is not as great as that of insomnia.

Hemorrhoids are still the "highest work-related injury" that Wang Chao cannot reach, so he only sighs slightly at the modern technology that can cure hemorrhoids in twelve hours.

Oh, by the way, now that he is so completely prosthetic, he has been freed from the threat of hemorrhoids forever.

Nimiao stood up and said to Lily: "Go this way, the medical cabin and the living room are on the same floor, and are connected in series with the scientific research cabin."

Wang Chao was speechless: "There is also a scientific research cabin?"

"Have you never seen the Beagle-level information or something? Are you deliberately acting like a natural person?"

Lily: "Huh? It seems like you just CUE me again!"

"Congratulations, you found it! It's not bad. It seems that there is no manned computer or artificial cerebral cortex, and it has not affected your IQ!"

Wang Chao listened to the two girls bickering and walked away. He stood up and walked to the multi-functional food synthesis machine, ready to start "cooking". In fact, he just set the parameters of the food machine and watched the machine protrude things.

According to Wang Chao's memory, the world's top chefs still cook by hand, but the fried dishes are theoretically no different from those synthesized by the catering machine. The main taste improvement comes from the ritual feeling of watching the chef cook.

Yes, cooking in this era is a performance technique, so all high-end restaurants have become like the Japanese restaurants of that era that Wang Chao was familiar with. The head chef and a group of apprentices and kitchen workers performed in front of the diners. , stir-fry a dish and serve it.

While Wang Chao was waiting for the machine to finish cooking, Nimiao sent him a photo through the intranet.

The photo's file is called Galaxy Diva's Hemorrhoids.

Wang Chaotianren fought for a while and then opened the picture.He originally thought he would see something "good", but what he saw in the picture was hemorrhoids cut off by a laser scalpel.

Nimiao sent another smiley face symbol.

Wang Chao immediately replied, "Fuck you."

Nimiao: "Ah, by the way, I threw the cut things into the spacecraft recycling system. These things are organic matter, so... you know! Oh, by the way, I am a vegetarian today, give me some vegetarian belly or something Enough."

Wang Chao frowned and looked at the food being synthesized by the machine.

Then he silently canceled his share, took out the half-synthesized intermediate items and poured them all into the recycling chute. Then he opened the storage cabinet and took out a "block meal" packaged in a cube - the "block" of this kind of food. This is reflected in this square shape.

After a while, Nimiao returned to the living room. When she saw Wang Chao eating a piece of food, she immediately teased him happily: "Huh? Someone actually cares about such a big piece of human flesh! It doesn't match your image of a macho man who eats hair and drinks blood!"

Wang Chao: "I'm a space cowboy, not some cannibal show somewhere. By the way, I don't mind eating recycled food. How many years do you think I've eaten recycled food from spaceships? I was just blown away by the pictures you sent me. It’s all gone!”

"Okay, blame me, blame me."

Nimiao took her share of food, sat back at the four-person table, and ate with relish.

Wang Chao: "I didn't know how much you ate, so I gave it to you according to the standard amount. Now it seems a bit too much?"

Nimiao: "It doesn't matter. My body can recycle organic matter as a chemical energy reserve. It can be used to provide additional energy in an emergency. By the way, have you replenished your heat capacity block?"

Wang Chao then remembered that his heat capacity block was a consumable item like bullets. Every time the nerve synapse accelerated, a piece of heat capacity filled with heat would pop out, and the heat capacity inside the body was limited.

He glanced at the heat dissipation mechanism installed on the spine behind him. The heat capacity block was pressed into the storage tank. After today's hard work, half of the heat capacity had been ejected.

Good guy, it turns out that my synaptic acceleration has a limit on the number of times it can be used. After adding it, I have to start "reloading" it.

While checking the condition of the thermal block, Wang Chao took a closer look at his prosthetic body.

Then he discovered that the types and functions of prosthetics were simpler than he thought. This was mainly because in order to give full play to the performance of synaptic acceleration, each joint must be equipped with a relatively strong power, and the strength of the joints must also be ensured, so The frame and rolling bearings will be thick and heavy.

These things took up most of the space and weight at once.The remaining part needs to be installed with a power furnace, a manned computer, and the most important cooling system.

These things almost filled Wang Chao's body.

Therefore, his prosthetic body cannot be equipped with other functional modules. Either it does not have enough energy, or it cannot dissipate heat, or there is no space.

In order to accelerate the nerve synapses, a considerable price has been paid.But after actually experiencing synaptic acceleration, Wang Chao understood that it was impossible to give up this thing, otherwise people with acceleration would be hung up and beaten.

Even Wang Chao, who has the ability to stop sometimes, will continue to accelerate in the stopped state in order to make the best use of the stopped time.

This is a typical example where everyone is forced to follow the same path after a routine becomes too overpowering.

Then, Wang Chao had a new idea. He had time to stop, so could he temporarily dismantle the synaptic acceleration?Then use the extra weight and volume to hold other things?
At this time, Wang Chao thought of the rabbit-eared assassin named Da Zhang Zhengji. That guy carried a thermal knife and could accelerate nerve synapses. How could she dissipate heat in time?
Damn, if I had known that I had captured her, I would have studied her prosthetic configuration. Maybe I could disassemble the equipment from her and install it on Lily to fulfill Lily's cyber dream.

While he was thinking about it, the manned computer popped up a prompt: "Nimiao looks very angry." Wang Chao quickly brought his attention back to reality and looked at Nimiao: "What's wrong?"

"I'm talking to you! You didn't respond to the voice or the message!"

"I'm thinking about something."

"Humph, are you thinking about that girl? No matter how beautiful that girl is, she is still a product of the company. She is the crystallization of modern social science and biological science. Don't be fascinated! But I think I am worrying too much, after all, it is you. When you get tired of playing, you should find an excuse to throw her on some space station. From now on, there will be another long-awaited watcher's stone in the galaxy."

Damn it, Wang Chao thought, this sounds so scumbag, it really is scumbag.

Of course, licking a dog will lead to a good death, but the scumbag will also die for me, okay?
Wang Chao: "I have already repented. Do you know what it means to be a prodigal son who will never change his fortune?"

"You can't give me back the money! Well, tomorrow morning that girl will still be a young lady, so I'll believe you."

Wang Chao: "Humph, then you believe it."

I'm not bragging, I don't even have the skills to trick a girl into holding hands, let alone trick her into bed.

Nimiao was still reciting, and she was reciting it through her mouth. Maybe she felt that it could highlight her attitude. After all, her tone and demeanor matched: "You guy, you have never formed a team before. I have told you to team up with a hacker." Partner, even if you don't choose me, choose a man. It's a good idea now. After you team up with me, you can also bring a drag bottle."

Wang Chao: "I've done this before, too. It's so normal. You see, the movies I make usually have characters like this."

"Ah, yes, yes, you have to replace each one, right?" After that, Nimiao had finished eating, and she stood up, "I'll use the machine repair room first!"

Wang Chao and Nimiao are both prosthetics, and they have to maintain their prosthetics, lying in the machine repair room for hours at a time.

Especially this time, with such a large amount of exercise, it must be carefully maintained and oiled.

In addition, there are also consumables such as thermal blocks.

Thinking about it this way, prosthetic bodies are not that convenient. Natural people have the freedom of natural people.

After Nimiao left the living room, Wang sat down, leaning against the window sill, looking at the dark universe outside the porthole, and sighed softly.

He thought for a while and decided to continue reading previous battle records to pass the time.Memory must be transformed into practical experience as soon as possible, and one cannot always rely on the muscle memory left by gold medal mercenary Wang Chao to deal with danger.

After all, although Wang Chao has an outsider, he is still mortal and far from invincible.

In this way, Wang Chao watched the entire six hours of battle records.

At dinner time, Nimiao hurriedly entered the living room: "I fell asleep in the machine repair room! Why didn't you call me, you bastard! You must have kicked me up before!"

Wang Chao: "To be honest, I am not the Wang Chao you know..."

"Yes, yes, I got it. You have to change your past." Nimiao interrupted Wang Chao, "Then I'm going to the computer room. The viruses and Trojans used in this battle must have been leaked. I have to Write new tools from scratch. After all, there is a high probability that pursuers will be waiting for us next time we dock. You should slowly change your ways!"

Nimiao stomped away again.

Wang Chao shrugged, stood up and went to the machine repair room to maintain his body.

If you don't do maintenance, you wouldn't know it. It turns out that after a series of battles, the wear and tear of Wang Chao's prosthetic body has increased a lot.After the computer in the machine repair room evaluated Wang Chao's condition, it believed that if it operated at full power for about 200 hours, the performance and reliability of the machine would decline significantly.

Damn it, it turns out that this prosthetic body has a durability setting, and it has to be replaced constantly if it wants to maintain its condition.

No wonder Wang Chao, the former gold medal bounty hunter, was doing missions and filming movies, but ended up being extremely poor.

Originally, Wang Chao was still thinking that if it didn't work out, he would just find a remote planet with beautiful scenery and live in seclusion there.With a beautiful woman who is obsessed with him and a beautiful woman who complains all day long and is like a bitch, living in seclusion will definitely be very pleasant - he took it for granted.

Now it seems that unless he removes all the prosthetics on his body and returns to a normal state, it will be impossible to realize this dream of independence. He has to purchase new prosthetics every now and then, and he has to consider where the money will come from.

To restore a normal human body, you can never use a prosthetic body. Damn it, isn't this the ending of ordinary people added in 2077 after Shadow of the Past?
Cheating!
It seems that now the only option is to turn Lily's prosthetic body into combat power bit by bit, and become a male and female hero together with her.

Wang Chao did not consider the option of throwing away Lily from the beginning.

Give Lily a prosthetic body, Wang Chao thought about it, and fell asleep amidst the regular operation of the automatic maintenance machinery in the machine repair room - just like Nimiao.It’s not his fault. The regular mechanical noise in the machine repair room has just the right volume, almost like ASMR to help you sleep.

Then in his sleep, Wang Chao saw himself.

"Hey, you!" "Well," Wang Chao said, "let's burn this universe to ashes together!"

Get the fuck out of here, Wang Chao thought, don't think I wouldn't recognize you if you looked like me, Johnny Silverhand.

Then the dream became weird. "That" Wang Chao's face switched back and forth between Johnny Silverhand and Wang Chao, and finally turned into a demon head on fire——

Wang Chao doesn't find it scary. Come on, the devil's head that can catch fire is super cool!
In this way, the bizarre dreams continued. Suddenly, a piece of "knowledge" came into Wang Chao's mind: "Generally speaking, the soul's incompatibility with the mechanical body will first be reflected in dreaming. The later it starts to transform into a prosthetic body, the more likely it will be." The higher the degree of somatization, the more severe the symptoms.

"Generally speaking, we do not recommend that people who start prostheticization after the age of 20 have a mechanization level exceeding 50.00%. Once it exceeds [-]%, the risk of going crazy will greatly increase."

Those bizarre scenes didn't scare Wang Chao, but this bland voice-over drove him half to death.

He sat up suddenly, only to find that he was no longer in the machine repair room.

He immediately realized that this should be the captain's cabin of the Greyhound.

There is an electronic screen on the wall. On the screen is written "I moved you back, you died again, idiot", and the signature is a cat's paw.

It seems that Nimiao moved the sleeping Wang Chao to the captain's cabin.

Wang Chao wiped off the cold sweat - and then found that there was no cold sweat at all, and the mechanical forehead would not sweat.

But he just felt sweaty.

Fantasy-sweat?

While Wang Chao was in shock and confusion, someone next to him coughed.

It's a girl's voice.

At this moment, Wang Chao thought of countless classic scenes, the most classic one being that he fell asleep and walked into the wrong room.When I was a kid watching EVA, Wang Chao became a fan of the scene where Asuka walked into the wrong room.

That was his X enlightenment.

Wang Chao looked towards the direction from which the sound came.

Then he discovered that Mao was confused in his sleep and had gone to the wrong room.This guy was clearly awake, had changed clothes, put on makeup, and had a braid on his head.

Galaxy singer Lily was lying on Wang Chao's bed, looking at him with a smile.

(End of this chapter)