Who still falls in love in the interstellar era?

Chapter 7 The Galaxy Diva is actually "my" fan (please read and collect)
Lily was looking at the signature happily when her stomach suddenly rang.

Wang Chao: "You just had a meal, didn't you?"

Lily touched her belly: "I should just...just go through the motions...just..."

Wang Chao: "Excreted."

"That's right," Lily nodded, "That's it! And on the spaceship, the pirates didn't give me anything to eat at all. I said I was hungry, and they laughed while taking off their pants: 'Hey, hey, I'll give you something delicious then.' And then you came."

Wang Chao: "Then I came. I came just in time. Okay, I'll give you some liquid food."

Wang Chao's spaceship has a multi-purpose food processor, which can naturally produce liquid food.Anyway, the organic matter recovered from the spacecraft is made into food.

But Lily said loudly: "Wait a minute! I have to gradually adapt to eating together!"

Wang Chao: "Don't be like this, you may not become a space pirate yet. Just eat liquid food."

The girl pouted and sat back on the chair.

Wang Chao sighed and reassured: "Okay, you don't want to poop in your pants all day long in front of your favorite action star, right?"

After saying that, he just wanted to say something to himself, "What the hell am I talking about? Why can't I urinate without shit?"Let’s have some real, elegant and down-to-earth humor!

Lily slapped the table and yelled: "I didn't shit my pants! Again, no! I just thought... Oh, I shouldn't have told you, just use the clothing printer to change clothes quietly! Why didn't I realize that it was a printer?" !”

The more she talked, the harder she slapped the table. Finally, it hurt so much that she raised her hand and shook it as hard as she could.

Wang Chao looked away and operated the multi-purpose food processor. He found that the food processor directly had the option of liquid food, which was really thoughtful.When choosing the flavor, Wang Chao asked: "What flavor of liquid food are you going to eat?"

Lily's obviously unmotivated voice came from behind: "Toothpaste flavor."

Wang Chao: "Toothpaste also comes in various flavors. Do you want mint or lime flavor?"

Wait, is there lime flavored toothpaste?
Lily: "Is there any toothpaste with lime flavor?"

Why are you still thinking in sync...

Wang Chao: "I chose a Buddha Jumping over the Wall flavor for you."

Lily: "What is Buddha jumping over the wall?"

...You are obviously speaking Chinese, but you don’t even know what Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is?However, Lily is a caged bird and is under the control of the company. She probably doesn’t have much time to surf the Internet. This may be a special case.

Wang Chao thought about this and explained: "It is a kind of stew, and the method of making it is..."

He recited the preparation method called up by the computer, then returned to the table with a plate of paste that Indians would be happy with, and a plate of food, and placed the paste in front of Lily.

The girl's face wrinkled up: "What is this! Why is it so sai!"

Wang Chao shrugged: "Buddha jumps over the wall, this is SAI. Buddha jumps over the wall with golden soup, do you understand? You can't eat solid food, otherwise I will give you the whole pot-cleaning bag."

Indian delicacies are absolutely indispensable for fried pot buns. This is the conclusion Wang Chao came to after observing the European and African cuisines of the world.

Lily cautiously approached the plate and smelled it: "It tastes quite good, but I can't eat this shape."

Wang Chao sat down opposite her: "Just think of yourself as pumpkin puree, muster up the courage to take a sip."

As he said that, he picked up the lunch and took a bite - well, it did taste like vegetable-flavored luncheon meat, and it was quite starchy.

Lily frowned, took a spoonful of "pumpkin puree" and put it into her mouth.

Her expression suddenly brightened: "It's quite delicious."

Wang Chao: "I'll just say it."

Without saying anything, Lily lowered her head and started to shovel it into her mouth. After a while, the bottom of the plate was gone.

Wang Chao: "Do you want more?"

"I'll do it myself." Lily stood up with the plate and walked towards the food processor.

When she passed by Wang Chao, her long legs with perfect lines caught Wang Chao's eyes.

Wang Chao: "How tall are you?"

Girl: "1.6 meters. The company has calculated that this is the most suitable height to be an idol. If you are taller, you can only be a model, and you won't be cute."

Wang Chao: "Then your legs are long enough."

The girl laughed: "Of course, this is precisely adjusted by the company through genetic engineering. For a company product like me to put on a bunny girl costume and stand in a row, it's very spectacular. The long legs are all made from the same mold. of."

Wang Chao stuffed a piece of food into his mouth and said while chewing: "Your upper body is so short, how can you fit so many organs? Your waist is still so thin."

Lily said angrily: "How can I move if I can't fit it in?"

Wang Chao: "Maybe... by magic? Or the force?"

Lily looked back at Wang Chao, shook her head, and said nothing.

Wang Chao: "What's wrong?"

Lily: "How should I put it? Although you were indeed handsome when you rescued me, and you looked the same as in the movie, but... there is such a fatal gap in chatting with you. In the movie, you can just talk, Fake, and Rock Like a star.

"I didn't expect that you are quite a gentleman. You were not rude when I ran in front of you dressed like this."

Wang Chao: "So you want me to have a quickie with you when I come up, and then I'll be tricked by the company, so I'll hold you in one hand, hold a gun in the other, and kiss you passionately while shooting?" Lily laughed.

Wang Chao: "Then the hands holding you are not clean and you are trying to wipe them off? You can't do that, okay?"

This is true, because Wang Chao is thin-skinned and not so open.

The girl placed the plate under the food outlet of the food processor, turned around, and leaned against the table where the food processor was placed. This movement made her legs appear longer.

She looked at Wang Chao: "Actually... I don't know what it's like to communicate with men. In order to create a sense of fantasy, the company controls what I can see. They are shaping the way I think.

"Watching your movies is also a personality added to me by the company. Of course I really like those movies, but... this is arranged by the company, you know? They just want me to treat you during the talk show The poster is a nympho.

"Except for your movies, what they showed me were very literary and dreamy love stories, and you made me feel like the male protagonist who was just in love.

"But you are that Wang Chao, the green forest hero who shoots guns and sleeps with women at the same time. I never dreamed that these two could be fused together."

Wang Chao spread his hands, and then said something very cheeky: "Then am I not the lover of your dreams?"

After saying that, he felt so embarrassed that his toes were on the ground. Fortunately, his face had also become cybernetic, and there were no capillaries to expand, otherwise he would have blushed.

What he didn't expect was that the girl blushed - she was a natural person and she couldn't control it.

The girl covered her face and looked away, but she forgot to cover her ears, whose outlines were completely red.

"This is... when you came, I was about to be frightened by that thing, and then the flash of light from your spaceship came on, through the porthole! Maybe it was my psychological effect, that flash looked like It's so obvious...the pirates are scared, anyway..."

Wang Chao: "Suspension bridge effect."

"What?" The girl looked at Wang Chao in shock.

Wang Chao: "That is to say, you are in a dangerous state, and then adrenaline stimulates metabolism, your heart beats faster, your breathing becomes rapid, and then you mistakenly think that this is a sign of love."

Lily: "Huh?"

Wang Chao: "You saw that you said you were scared, right? When you are scared, your heart beats faster and you sweat. Then I came and killed the pirates in seconds. You instantly felt at ease, which created a sense of security. You Think of this as love."

Lily opened her mouth so wide that her little tongue was exposed.

Wang Chao was cursing himself at this moment, "What the hell? Didn't I just push away the duck that came to my door?"
Lily: "Is that so?"

Say no!I said I was just teasing you!

Be thick-skinned!

Wang Chao: "That's right. It must be the suspension bridge effect."

Wang Chao was discouraged the moment he said it.

But he immediately made amends for himself: I, Wang Chao, am aboveboard and will never take advantage of others' danger!

In this way, he immediately felt much better.

Gentleman, gentleman, do you understand?
And this girl has to pay it back. After taking the balance, I, the gold medal bounty hunter Wang Chao, will still have to live a comfortable and slow life.

At this time, Lily smiled: "You are really interesting. You are much more interesting than the one in the movie who falls in love with a woman when he sees her."

Ok?
Lily: "Are all men so interesting?"

Ok? ? ?
Wang Chao immediately became alert: "No, probably not. Most men probably want to sleep with you when they see you. Think about those pirates. Sometimes men are animals dominated by the lower body."

Lily: "Ah, this is your line in "Big Dead 5 GoldenEye"."

Huh, really?I just want you to be careful about what the man said casually!

Lily was super happy: "It is indeed me!"

No, no, it's just a coincidence.

At this time, the girl suddenly changed the conversation back to the original topic: "You said that men would have that kind of thought when they see me, don't you?"

That's it, sneak attack!

Wang Chao panicked instantly, and he didn't even think about how to answer.

No, I didn’t panic, I should have!Why?
In doubt, Wang Chao naturally took out the cigar box from the survival kit of his spacesuit - why is the cigar box placed there, and where is the survival tool?

Hey, am I complaining?But was it me who took out the cigar box?

Wang Chao took out the cigar, carefully lit it with the flames coming from the fingertips of his prosthetic arm, and held it in his mouth.At this moment, Wang Chao felt like he was Clint Eastwood.

He said in a voice full of magnetism and vicissitudes of life: "Of course I do, after all you are so beautiful. But I don't take advantage of others."

After speaking, Wang Chao puffed out a large puff of smoke while holding a cigarette in his mouth.

At this moment, except for the cowboy hat and Mexican cape, he looks exactly like the western legend.

Lily was stunned.

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