You said you were bragging, but why are you serious?
Chapter 1 I, Qin Shihuang, make money!
Chapter 1 I, Qin Shihuang, make money!
It was September, the autumn breeze was blowing, and the commercial plaza near the university town was once again bustling.
In a roadside teahouse, a group of student-looking teenagers gathered in a circle. On the table was an aerial view of the nearby terrain, and one of them was writing and drawing on it with a pencil.
"This is the plan, everyone understands it, right?"
"understand!"
"Everyone, please check the time on your mobile phone. Then Xiaoying, you go to start broadcasting and get in position first. When I get the signal, go to this intersection. The others will follow me and set up the equipment first. Get moving!"
This group of people are senior students at Huaguo Communication University. They gathered together for their graduation project - a unique marketing project.
"All departments get ready, my sister is here. Su Wei, come on!"
As Du Yusheng issued instructions in the voice channel, the show officially began!
Su Wei is the planner and leading actor of this marketing campaign. No one knows his real purpose in writing this plan - just like no one knows that he is a "traveler".
The next "accidental encounter" was related to whether his "golden finger" could work again. He had been planning for this day for several years, and he only hoped that everything would go smoothly when it happened.
Taking a deep breath and smoothing out his newly made hairstyle, Su Wei pushed the bicycle and walked forward pretending to be casual.
Not far away is a young and beautiful girl, wearing a white suspender skirt and a pair of sneakers, with a smile on her face, and she is talking to the shooting equipment on the side.The cameraman on the side had a very steady hand and the camera didn't tremble at all.
Needless to say, this girl must be the anchor of a certain live broadcast platform.
[Xiaoying Xiaoying, didn’t you say you were going to the Game Expo today?Why are you shopping? 】
"The expo is still being prepared and is not open for entry, so Xiaoying has to walk around outside first. Alas, it's so boring to do outdoor activities. Otherwise, let's do the whole thing!"
[The whole thing is great, I like to watch the whole thing the most! 】
[Like the whole life +1]
【+10086】
[Rewards for a good job! 】
A gorgeous special effect floated on the barrage screen: [Xiaoying's Pillow] gives away a super treasure map X1...
"Thank you Xiaoying for the super treasure map of Pillow, but Xiaoying hasn't figured out what to do yet. How about Brother Pillow give me some advice~"
[Xiaoying's pillow: Let me think about it, it was quite interesting to watch the car crash interviews on the Internet before. How about you find a cyclist and ask him why he hasn't driven a Mercedes-Benz or BMW at this age? 】
"Brother Huzhu, you're cheating! Xiaoying doesn't do that kind of dishonest thing~ Huh!"
Lu Xun once said that men have two major hobbies: pulling good women into trouble and persuading prostitutes to be good.Under Xiao Ying's scolding, Xiao Zhai Lao Lang couldn't control his hands one after another and clicked the gift button. In an instant, gifts were flying all over the sky.
【Good life!Just do it! 】
【So cruel?Xiaoying won't be beaten, right? 】
[Pillow giant, how could you bully Xiaoying like this!I really can't stand it - please increase your intensity! 】
"Wow, do you all want to see Road Visit so much?" Xiaoying bit his lip, as if he had made a decision that went against his ancestors: "Then Xiaoying, let's give it a try and find one. If you fail, no jokes are allowed. Xiaoying!"
What a coincidence, Su Wei pushing a bicycle happened to appear in the live broadcast camera...
[Xiaoying Xiaoying, there is someone pushing a bicycle behind you. 】
[It’s just him. He’s riding a bicycle and dressing up like a dog. Xiaoying, please ask him if he’s going on a blind date. 】
【+1+1+1,+10086】
Seeing Su Wei approaching with a bicycle, Xiaoying's eyes lit up, he took the microphone from his assistant, and asked.
"Hello handsome guy, my name is Xiaoying. Can I do a street interview and have a few words?"
Faced with a beautiful girl with innocent eyes blinking, most people would give her a chance.This chance encounter was originally planned by Su Wei and the others, so of course it was impossible to ruin it.
"Okay, what do you want to talk about?"
"Handsome boy, how old are you this year? Where are you from?"
"22, haven't graduated from college yet. Local."
"Here in Haishi, for college students in their 20s, their families will buy them a Mercedes Benz and drive them to school. Why do you just ride a bicycle?"
"???"
Seeing Su Wei's confused expression, the barrage exploded.Immediately, another shower of gifts rained down. At the same time, many viewers who were attracted by the treasure map to dig for treasures were also delighted by Xiaoying's "work" and clicked the [Follow] button.
Just when the joyful atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a certain level, the passerby pushing a bicycle on the screen spoke.
"Is it embarrassing to ride a bicycle? Photography brother, please give me a lens."
Su Wei pointed to his bicycle, and Xiaoying's assistant followed his instructions and pointed the camera at the bicycle.
"My bicycle is produced by Prowanda Company. It is a global limited edition. The market price is more than 63 yuan. Is it not worse than Mercedes Benz?"
Xiaoying looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help it.
【Pretend!Can a bicycle be sold for 63?Why didn’t you say 63 billion! 】
[Do you know, brother, is this car really worth 63? 】【I checked, a cheap bicycle in Provanda costs over [-] yuan, but there is no logo on it】
[63, what should I eat?I don’t understand the world of rich people. 】
Glancing at the barrage, Su Wei snorted coldly: "You are a bunch of Internet mobs. Watch more news and become more knowledgeable. Don't pretend to be ignorant."
[What is he pretending to be?Doesn’t it all depend on your parents to be so rich? 】
【that is!No matter how rich you are, you won't share anything with us. Where did Bilian come from to teach others?You really treat yourself like a dish! 】
A colorful barrage floated across the live broadcast room: [Xiaoying’s pillow: Brother Fu is awesome! V I am 50 to see my strength! 】
[Hahaha, the pillow giant said it well!Brother Fu is awesome, I have 50 Vs! 】
Under the guidance of the pillow, the entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with hundreds of comments saying "Brother Rich is awesome, V I am 50".This set of tricks directly caused Su Wei to stand up.
No one would think that Xiaoying's ranking number one is short of money. In this case, the rich man is awesome, and his words like V, I am 50, directly become a tease to Su Wei: Why are you pretending to be awesome?If you are so rich, do you dare to give out some benefits?Don't dare?What a slap in the face!
Su Wei raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you Internet mob still doesn't recognize you. Who is that? Your name is Xiaoying, right?"
Xiaoying looked submissive, but he was happy in his heart: his brother and his classmates were indeed the top students of Communication University, and they boasted about their good skills and acting skills.As a result, the popularity of the live broadcast room has increased several times.
Seeing Xiaoying nodding, Su Wei winked and continued: "Here, I'll transfer 50 yuan to you, and you can hand out red envelopes, one thousand [-]-yuan red envelopes. Today I'll give you [-], just to see how strong I am." , what’s wrong?”
"Ah?" Xiaoying was shocked: "Isn't this inappropriate?"
"If I say it's suitable, he's suitable! Damn it, I have to show some color to this group of Internet mobs today."
With that said, Su Wei asked Xiaoying to open the QR code and scanned 5 yuan in front of the live broadcast room.
When Xiaoying's phone rang with a payment notification, the entire live broadcast room was in chaos.
【Ding!The anchor you follow "Xiaoying Ruanmei" has sent a password red envelope. Follow the anchor and send "Xiaoying the cutest" to participate in the red envelope event. The red envelope will be drawn in 10 minutes! ! ! 】
[Are you actually giving out red envelopes? ? ? 】
【Fuck!The real rich brother appears! 】
[Throw away [-] yuan just because you don’t agree?Is it you, Money Spreader! 】
[What should I compare with him?He doesn't even look at the day of the week when he eats the McChicken! 】
Seemingly feeling that his position at the top of the list was being challenged, Xiaoying's pillow sent ten more treasure maps one after another, also worth 5 yuan.For a time, countless viewers entered Xiaoying's live broadcast room to watch the excitement.The entire live broadcast room was in chaos.
[Pillow Giant, stop posting, stop posting now!It's over, there are more and more people, and the probability of grabbing the red envelope is low. 】
But this time no one seems to support the first list.After all, the gifts given to the anchors are only for the anchors, and the red envelopes sent by Su Wei are available to everyone!
The red envelopes haven't been drawn yet, but there are more and more compliments for Su Wei in the live broadcast room. Some praise him for being handsome, some for being low-key, and some for his cool bike.Of course, it is inevitable to criticize him.
"Viewers who are new to the live broadcast room can follow me. Follow Xiaoying to avoid getting lost. I will remember your gentleness." Xiaoying controlled the scene at the right time to attract fans, briefly told the new viewers what had just happened, and then turned back He asked Su Wei, who looked indifferent, "Brother Fu, you just gave 5 yuan to a stranger casually, don't you really feel bad?"
"Although money has been tight recently, I still have more than 300 million pocket money in my card. 5 yuan is just a drizzle." Su Wei smiled casually, took out his mobile phone, opened the text message and showed it to the camera in the live broadcast room.
[The consumption expenditure of your debit card with the last number 4396 is 50000.00 yuan, and the current balance is 3121768.35 yuan. [China Bank]]
One hot spot after another directly pushed Xiaoying’s live broadcast room to the homepage of the website.
Du Yusheng's voice sounded in the earphones. Su Wei smiled, pushed the car and drove away, leaving only a light sentence: "Beauty, see you soon."
In a place where the camera could not capture, Su Wei was smiling, raising his right hand and making an OK gesture.Du Yusheng breathed a sigh of relief and signaled everyone to disperse through the voice channel. Everything seemed to be going well.
However, no one knew that Su Wei's smile was not because of this outstanding and perfect performance, but because of...
【Ding!Yan Lingsan: "I have more than 300 million pocket money in my card" and the trust level is up to standard.Yanling activated, and the account balance was revised to 3121768.35 yuan]
"It's finally done!" As the voice in his mind that only he could hear sounded, Su Wei let out a long sigh of relief: "It turns out that this is the correct way to open the golden finger."
People were coming and going on the noisy street, but all this seemed to have nothing to do with Su Wei. He stared at the page in his mind, lost in thought.
[Yan Lingyi: "I am the supreme god of all heavens and all realms. I have gathered all the ways in my body. I am immortal and invincible in all realms."; Current trust level: 0.00%]
[Yan Ling Er: "I am a master of martial arts. I possess 80 years of inner strength and can break metal and iron with my bare hands."; Current trust level: 0.00%]
[Yan Ling [-]: (empty)]
The golden fingers of the time-traveling zone and the three spirit slots were all locked because I was ignorant back then.All this planned by Su Wei and his friends seemed to be for the sake of flattering Xiaoying, but in fact, it was also for his selfishness!
With trembling little hands and a racing heart rate, no one knew how long Su Wei had been waiting for this day.There was a time when he thought he would say goodbye to Goldfinger in this life.
And today, just today, someone finally believed what Su Wei was bragging about back then!
"I! I am the Supreme God of all heavens and worlds!"
With the golden finger in hand, Su Wei coaxed out the second-grade phrase from back then.
【Ding!The third generation of Yan Ling is in progress... "I am the supreme god of all heavens and all realms" is repeated with Yan Ling [-], and the generation of Yan Ling fails...]
Su Wei shivered and his face turned green...
From now on, I don’t dare to brag about this awesomeness.
As a reminder from the front row, Du Xiaoying in this article is fully voiced by the super cute "Xiaoying Ruanmei" Jiang. If you like it, you might as well give it a like.
(End of this chapter)
It was September, the autumn breeze was blowing, and the commercial plaza near the university town was once again bustling.
In a roadside teahouse, a group of student-looking teenagers gathered in a circle. On the table was an aerial view of the nearby terrain, and one of them was writing and drawing on it with a pencil.
"This is the plan, everyone understands it, right?"
"understand!"
"Everyone, please check the time on your mobile phone. Then Xiaoying, you go to start broadcasting and get in position first. When I get the signal, go to this intersection. The others will follow me and set up the equipment first. Get moving!"
This group of people are senior students at Huaguo Communication University. They gathered together for their graduation project - a unique marketing project.
"All departments get ready, my sister is here. Su Wei, come on!"
As Du Yusheng issued instructions in the voice channel, the show officially began!
Su Wei is the planner and leading actor of this marketing campaign. No one knows his real purpose in writing this plan - just like no one knows that he is a "traveler".
The next "accidental encounter" was related to whether his "golden finger" could work again. He had been planning for this day for several years, and he only hoped that everything would go smoothly when it happened.
Taking a deep breath and smoothing out his newly made hairstyle, Su Wei pushed the bicycle and walked forward pretending to be casual.
Not far away is a young and beautiful girl, wearing a white suspender skirt and a pair of sneakers, with a smile on her face, and she is talking to the shooting equipment on the side.The cameraman on the side had a very steady hand and the camera didn't tremble at all.
Needless to say, this girl must be the anchor of a certain live broadcast platform.
[Xiaoying Xiaoying, didn’t you say you were going to the Game Expo today?Why are you shopping? 】
"The expo is still being prepared and is not open for entry, so Xiaoying has to walk around outside first. Alas, it's so boring to do outdoor activities. Otherwise, let's do the whole thing!"
[The whole thing is great, I like to watch the whole thing the most! 】
[Like the whole life +1]
【+10086】
[Rewards for a good job! 】
A gorgeous special effect floated on the barrage screen: [Xiaoying's Pillow] gives away a super treasure map X1...
"Thank you Xiaoying for the super treasure map of Pillow, but Xiaoying hasn't figured out what to do yet. How about Brother Pillow give me some advice~"
[Xiaoying's pillow: Let me think about it, it was quite interesting to watch the car crash interviews on the Internet before. How about you find a cyclist and ask him why he hasn't driven a Mercedes-Benz or BMW at this age? 】
"Brother Huzhu, you're cheating! Xiaoying doesn't do that kind of dishonest thing~ Huh!"
Lu Xun once said that men have two major hobbies: pulling good women into trouble and persuading prostitutes to be good.Under Xiao Ying's scolding, Xiao Zhai Lao Lang couldn't control his hands one after another and clicked the gift button. In an instant, gifts were flying all over the sky.
【Good life!Just do it! 】
【So cruel?Xiaoying won't be beaten, right? 】
[Pillow giant, how could you bully Xiaoying like this!I really can't stand it - please increase your intensity! 】
"Wow, do you all want to see Road Visit so much?" Xiaoying bit his lip, as if he had made a decision that went against his ancestors: "Then Xiaoying, let's give it a try and find one. If you fail, no jokes are allowed. Xiaoying!"
What a coincidence, Su Wei pushing a bicycle happened to appear in the live broadcast camera...
[Xiaoying Xiaoying, there is someone pushing a bicycle behind you. 】
[It’s just him. He’s riding a bicycle and dressing up like a dog. Xiaoying, please ask him if he’s going on a blind date. 】
【+1+1+1,+10086】
Seeing Su Wei approaching with a bicycle, Xiaoying's eyes lit up, he took the microphone from his assistant, and asked.
"Hello handsome guy, my name is Xiaoying. Can I do a street interview and have a few words?"
Faced with a beautiful girl with innocent eyes blinking, most people would give her a chance.This chance encounter was originally planned by Su Wei and the others, so of course it was impossible to ruin it.
"Okay, what do you want to talk about?"
"Handsome boy, how old are you this year? Where are you from?"
"22, haven't graduated from college yet. Local."
"Here in Haishi, for college students in their 20s, their families will buy them a Mercedes Benz and drive them to school. Why do you just ride a bicycle?"
"???"
Seeing Su Wei's confused expression, the barrage exploded.Immediately, another shower of gifts rained down. At the same time, many viewers who were attracted by the treasure map to dig for treasures were also delighted by Xiaoying's "work" and clicked the [Follow] button.
Just when the joyful atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a certain level, the passerby pushing a bicycle on the screen spoke.
"Is it embarrassing to ride a bicycle? Photography brother, please give me a lens."
Su Wei pointed to his bicycle, and Xiaoying's assistant followed his instructions and pointed the camera at the bicycle.
"My bicycle is produced by Prowanda Company. It is a global limited edition. The market price is more than 63 yuan. Is it not worse than Mercedes Benz?"
Xiaoying looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help it.
【Pretend!Can a bicycle be sold for 63?Why didn’t you say 63 billion! 】
[Do you know, brother, is this car really worth 63? 】【I checked, a cheap bicycle in Provanda costs over [-] yuan, but there is no logo on it】
[63, what should I eat?I don’t understand the world of rich people. 】
Glancing at the barrage, Su Wei snorted coldly: "You are a bunch of Internet mobs. Watch more news and become more knowledgeable. Don't pretend to be ignorant."
[What is he pretending to be?Doesn’t it all depend on your parents to be so rich? 】
【that is!No matter how rich you are, you won't share anything with us. Where did Bilian come from to teach others?You really treat yourself like a dish! 】
A colorful barrage floated across the live broadcast room: [Xiaoying’s pillow: Brother Fu is awesome! V I am 50 to see my strength! 】
[Hahaha, the pillow giant said it well!Brother Fu is awesome, I have 50 Vs! 】
Under the guidance of the pillow, the entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with hundreds of comments saying "Brother Rich is awesome, V I am 50".This set of tricks directly caused Su Wei to stand up.
No one would think that Xiaoying's ranking number one is short of money. In this case, the rich man is awesome, and his words like V, I am 50, directly become a tease to Su Wei: Why are you pretending to be awesome?If you are so rich, do you dare to give out some benefits?Don't dare?What a slap in the face!
Su Wei raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you Internet mob still doesn't recognize you. Who is that? Your name is Xiaoying, right?"
Xiaoying looked submissive, but he was happy in his heart: his brother and his classmates were indeed the top students of Communication University, and they boasted about their good skills and acting skills.As a result, the popularity of the live broadcast room has increased several times.
Seeing Xiaoying nodding, Su Wei winked and continued: "Here, I'll transfer 50 yuan to you, and you can hand out red envelopes, one thousand [-]-yuan red envelopes. Today I'll give you [-], just to see how strong I am." , what’s wrong?”
"Ah?" Xiaoying was shocked: "Isn't this inappropriate?"
"If I say it's suitable, he's suitable! Damn it, I have to show some color to this group of Internet mobs today."
With that said, Su Wei asked Xiaoying to open the QR code and scanned 5 yuan in front of the live broadcast room.
When Xiaoying's phone rang with a payment notification, the entire live broadcast room was in chaos.
【Ding!The anchor you follow "Xiaoying Ruanmei" has sent a password red envelope. Follow the anchor and send "Xiaoying the cutest" to participate in the red envelope event. The red envelope will be drawn in 10 minutes! ! ! 】
[Are you actually giving out red envelopes? ? ? 】
【Fuck!The real rich brother appears! 】
[Throw away [-] yuan just because you don’t agree?Is it you, Money Spreader! 】
[What should I compare with him?He doesn't even look at the day of the week when he eats the McChicken! 】
Seemingly feeling that his position at the top of the list was being challenged, Xiaoying's pillow sent ten more treasure maps one after another, also worth 5 yuan.For a time, countless viewers entered Xiaoying's live broadcast room to watch the excitement.The entire live broadcast room was in chaos.
[Pillow Giant, stop posting, stop posting now!It's over, there are more and more people, and the probability of grabbing the red envelope is low. 】
But this time no one seems to support the first list.After all, the gifts given to the anchors are only for the anchors, and the red envelopes sent by Su Wei are available to everyone!
The red envelopes haven't been drawn yet, but there are more and more compliments for Su Wei in the live broadcast room. Some praise him for being handsome, some for being low-key, and some for his cool bike.Of course, it is inevitable to criticize him.
"Viewers who are new to the live broadcast room can follow me. Follow Xiaoying to avoid getting lost. I will remember your gentleness." Xiaoying controlled the scene at the right time to attract fans, briefly told the new viewers what had just happened, and then turned back He asked Su Wei, who looked indifferent, "Brother Fu, you just gave 5 yuan to a stranger casually, don't you really feel bad?"
"Although money has been tight recently, I still have more than 300 million pocket money in my card. 5 yuan is just a drizzle." Su Wei smiled casually, took out his mobile phone, opened the text message and showed it to the camera in the live broadcast room.
[The consumption expenditure of your debit card with the last number 4396 is 50000.00 yuan, and the current balance is 3121768.35 yuan. [China Bank]]
One hot spot after another directly pushed Xiaoying’s live broadcast room to the homepage of the website.
Du Yusheng's voice sounded in the earphones. Su Wei smiled, pushed the car and drove away, leaving only a light sentence: "Beauty, see you soon."
In a place where the camera could not capture, Su Wei was smiling, raising his right hand and making an OK gesture.Du Yusheng breathed a sigh of relief and signaled everyone to disperse through the voice channel. Everything seemed to be going well.
However, no one knew that Su Wei's smile was not because of this outstanding and perfect performance, but because of...
【Ding!Yan Lingsan: "I have more than 300 million pocket money in my card" and the trust level is up to standard.Yanling activated, and the account balance was revised to 3121768.35 yuan]
"It's finally done!" As the voice in his mind that only he could hear sounded, Su Wei let out a long sigh of relief: "It turns out that this is the correct way to open the golden finger."
People were coming and going on the noisy street, but all this seemed to have nothing to do with Su Wei. He stared at the page in his mind, lost in thought.
[Yan Lingyi: "I am the supreme god of all heavens and all realms. I have gathered all the ways in my body. I am immortal and invincible in all realms."; Current trust level: 0.00%]
[Yan Ling Er: "I am a master of martial arts. I possess 80 years of inner strength and can break metal and iron with my bare hands."; Current trust level: 0.00%]
[Yan Ling [-]: (empty)]
The golden fingers of the time-traveling zone and the three spirit slots were all locked because I was ignorant back then.All this planned by Su Wei and his friends seemed to be for the sake of flattering Xiaoying, but in fact, it was also for his selfishness!
With trembling little hands and a racing heart rate, no one knew how long Su Wei had been waiting for this day.There was a time when he thought he would say goodbye to Goldfinger in this life.
And today, just today, someone finally believed what Su Wei was bragging about back then!
"I! I am the Supreme God of all heavens and worlds!"
With the golden finger in hand, Su Wei coaxed out the second-grade phrase from back then.
【Ding!The third generation of Yan Ling is in progress... "I am the supreme god of all heavens and all realms" is repeated with Yan Ling [-], and the generation of Yan Ling fails...]
Su Wei shivered and his face turned green...
From now on, I don’t dare to brag about this awesomeness.
As a reminder from the front row, Du Xiaoying in this article is fully voiced by the super cute "Xiaoying Ruanmei" Jiang. If you like it, you might as well give it a like.
(End of this chapter)
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