You said you were bragging, but why are you serious?

Chapter 276 The useless kit

Using the trust gained by the word spirit to rewrite reality and create a world sounds crazy as hell.

There is a world behind the door. This statement is very abstract, so abstract that even the spirit of speech cannot generate an entry.

A world? What is the landscape like? What's the climate like? Even if no animals exist, what about plants? Plant species? Traits? Ecological habits?

This thing is like telling me that I am tall, handsome, and rich.

Without a standard to refer to, and everyone's cognition is different, Yanling naturally cannot lock the entry.

Thinking of this, Su Wei felt a little stressed.

It is only three months since the spiritual energy is revived. Within three months, I have to make up a set of world settings, and let most fans understand it. And believe that the probability of this thing is lower than the probability of winning the lottery. .

However, according to the training system set by Su Wei, he has a lot of time to perfect the settings of this world.

As for trying to connect this world with the spiritual energy recovery and the opening of the Tianmen, it is not difficult.

Is the Heavenly Gate open? If open!

Is it open or not? Show your slit!

How many Karamis with one year's strength can a master with a strength of 1,200 years beat? The answer is self-evident.

Picking up equipment in the dense forest may not be of much use against superpowers, but there is no pressure at all against someone like Milon.

The matter of the realm was resolved, and the idea of ​​creating a realm of cultivation was another protracted planning. Before that, Su Wei decided to collect the debt first.

Su Wei naturally had his reasons for keeping his exposed realm stuck in the foundation building stage.

From the Shenzhi Rejuvenating Qi Pill to practicing the exercises, to the Liuhe Explosive Qi Pill...

Taking water as an example, the mass difference between liquid water and water vapor of the same volume is one thousand two hundred times.

But for ancient martial arts, the restrictions in Wang Weijian's practice study room are relatively strict.

Rain God's concert ended perfectly. Out of curiosity, Su Wei left the contact information of the two of them.

Before the first few realms of this realm theory were thoroughly digested by everyone, Su Wei would not be able to boast even if he wanted to.

Mi Long's side is easy to solve, Wang Weijian has already taken action.

In the framework of Xianxia, ​​no matter how impressive the leap is, there is still an infinite gap compared to the God of Creation.

Based on this alone, Su Wei had to give him some face.

If you can gain enough trust by saying this kind of thing, it will really be a ghost.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the live broadcast of the concert, Su Wei expanded his system of cultivating immortals.

If this is extended to Chaofan, can they stop it?

Let alone whether it is possible to build a foundation, according to Su Wei, the Qi Condensation Dzogchen requires at least fifty or sixty years of off-the-job training.

This does not mean that one Qi Condensation period is equal to one thousand two hundred Qi refining periods.

Moreover, this thing requires long-term cultivation. If this thing really spreads, it is impossible for those outsiders to give Su Wei a "peaceful evolution".

This is already a leap in the level of life. Even without the "spells" of cultivating immortals, it is still pure crushing.

I dare not say that there is no exposure at all, but there will definitely not be a large-scale leak.

At the beginning, Su Wei just said that he had sent the vanguard and took the entire Guwu brigade to clean up the mess, leaving no one behind.

"Teaching calculus to a kid wearing crotchless pants, will he understand?"

The effort to set off this situation is too small, and it will not have any retaliatory effect. It must be too strong, but I'm afraid it will be difficult for Wang Weijian to do it.

Without some skills, it is really not easy for Su Wei to become famous outside.

Although Lin Yutong really wanted to know what the eighth level was after the twelve levels mentioned by Su Wei, but Su Wei stopped her curiosity with just one sentence.

When can I connect? Well, let me make it up for you first...

To seduce the real bosses outside, you have to be sweet enough.

Although Wang Weijian is a bit rich, he really has nothing to say about his support for Su Wei.

In the face of extraordinary power, under the joint control of the Guwu faction and Su Wei, there was no fun, but the people outside can be as worry-free as we are?

"You're done training. When you reach the tribulation stage, you can destroy half the galaxy with a snap of your fingers."

There is a world behind Tianmen, but it is not yet connected to it.

He asked Su Wei to try not to cause too much trouble. In fact, this degree was quite difficult to control.

By then, she, Lin Yutong, will have become an old lady in her seventies and eighties. Cultivation is not a matter for this generation.

According to the current realm classification, the energy gap between true energy and spiritual power is like the gap between liquid and gas.

There is a lot of fun in this beautiful country, but the shootings have caused so many casualties that the country is too lazy to report them on the news.

……

Su Wei thought about it for a long time and finally had a plan in mind.

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However, as a super power, the control of mouthpieces is naturally very strict.

But the person behind the scenes is not easy to deal with.

Don't dig holes and deliver food at that time, Su Weike will be dumbfounded.

Well, there are always more solutions than difficulties. Su Wei rolled his eyes and remembered a set of sexy operations...

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In June in Xia Jing, there are already signs of lighting up the stove.

After moving to Xiahe Xiaozhu, the studio space became more than ten times larger.

A double-door refrigerator was placed against the wall, with a lot of ice cream bought by Du Xiaoying stuffed inside.

The south-facing windows had been replaced with lavender curtains at some point, and they were slightly disturbed by the soft natural wind.

However, the curtains are too thick and the room needs to be filled with lights.

Su Wei walked into the room with a black box in his hand. Seeing this, he frowned, then walked to the window and pulled aside the curtains.

"You're not an underground worker, why are you keeping the curtains so tightly closed?"

Du Xiaoying cursed in her heart, isn't this because she's afraid that someone will fuck you again and it will become my fault?

These opaque curtains are indeed made for Su Wei. Du Xiaoying has a very clear understanding of herself. If someone is really trying to deal with her, how can a sniper rifle be used?

However, she didn't know that today was different from the past. Even if a hundred snipers came, they wouldn't be able to hurt Su Wei even a hair.

"Brother Su Wei, what good things are you carrying?"

In most cases, when Su Wei enters the studio, it means that he has to clean up his life.

There were only a few times in Du Xiaoying's memory that people came in carrying things like this.

Obviously, the audience in the live broadcast room also knows this.

[Next is the prizeless guessing session. I guess what Su Shen is holding is some new genetic preparation. 】

[The front row sells beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds and eight-treasure porridge. It’s time to watch a movie. 】

[If there is a new job, hurry up and shout in the group, and everyone will come out to eat. 】

……

"Little Mouse came here to stay for two days a few days ago. He complained to me that he has been too busy recently. I was thinking about finding something for him to do. Then I looked through the inventory and found that the useless things in my hand were really useless. Not much. But I don’t have a good sense of business, and I don’t know what everyone likes more, so I just came to vote for fun.”

Complaining about being too busy lately?

It happened to be June now. If Shen Haoyu heard what Su Wei said, he would have to spend some money to bring artificial snow to Xiahe Xiaozhu.

However, compared to Shen Haoyu's injustice, what everyone cares more about is the second half of the sentence.

vote? Does this mean that there is a lot of new work to be done in Su Wei's box?

Du Xiaoying scratched her head and spoke out the audience's thoughts:

"Vote? Children only have multiple-choice questions, Xiaoying wants to choose them all."

"Children are ignorant, so they demand everything. Adults know that they want everything, and their wallets can't bear it."

After Su Wei took out his chair and sat down, he rolled his eyes and continued:

"Do you think everyone is as rich and beautiful as you? I don't even think about how much work has been done recently. Just for the Dust Cleansing Pill, each person collected tens of thousands of wool. If the things in my box are... Throw it all out, and I’m afraid fans will have to eat dirt.”

[Thank you for my step on the horse, you cut my leeks and you made me understand. 】

[Even though Su Shen said this, I still want to choose and want them all. At worst, I just won’t buy them. 】

[Stop talking nonsense and get to the point quickly. My wallet is already thirsty. 】

Although Su Wei kept saying that the things he took out were for everyone's benefit, everyone didn't take it seriously.

It's just a joke, anyone who takes it seriously will be laughed at.

It is no secret that the Cleansing Marrow Pill has been donated to a new national brand, and the flow of funds in this area has also been made clear by various public accounts. There is no value in arguing whether Su Wei has money from fans.

Who else in this world can have a whiter lotus than Su Wei? nonexistent.

Du Xiaoying glanced at the box on the table, curiosity written on her face.

However, she is knowledgeable. She never took the initiative to do this kind of thing without Su Wei asking her to move.

Su Wei knew that everyone was curious about what was in the box, but he still refused to reveal the answer.

It's not that he wants to show off, it's just to give fans time to make friends.

This time he has prepared a series of big jobs. Although he has two speech spirit slots, it will still be a headache if he cannot realize the speech spirit as soon as possible.

The essence of Yanling is trust. The more viewers in the live broadcast room, the better.

After chatting with Du Xiaoying about unrelated topics for a while, Su Wei glanced at the heat in the live broadcast room and finally took the box into his arms.

Is it finally starting?

Su Wei could clearly feel that the direction of the barrage in the live broadcast room changed instantly.

Jet black briefcases are often seen in some movies.

Stuff some foam plastic, put in a box of parts, open it and assemble it with a click, and you can run to the hill south of Xiahe Xiaozhu to deal with Su Wei.

Of course, this box doesn't contain any parts.

The small box contained some test tubes with reagents, which looked no different from those genetic preparations.

In addition, there are some standard iron boxes. Du Xiaoying recognized these iron boxes and customized them specifically to contain ancient pills.

"Um, where do we start?"

Su Wei pretended to scratch his head, and then handed the choice to Du Xiaoying: "Here, I just pick one and try my luck."

Compared with invasive genetic agents, Du Xiaoying's impression of Gufandan Pills was obviously better.

Su Wei asked Du Xiaoying to choose, and she was not polite. However, the small iron boxes containing the pills were all the same. From the appearance, no one could tell what was inside.

The iron box was opened. In addition to the twelve pills neatly stacked inside, there was also a small handwritten card.

Du Xiaoying's eyes were so good that she couldn't help but read out: "Simplified version of the Beast Taming Pill?"

"This thing? Well, the first useless item has appeared."

Su Wei took the iron shell from Du Xiaoying's hand, took out a pill, showed it to the camera in the live broadcast room, and said:

"This is an elixir refined based on a simplified version of the animal control elixir. The main effect is that it is as attractive to any animal as catnip is to cats."

Su Wei took out a lot of strange things, just a pet ration, and there was nothing suspicious at all.

And as the reminder sounded in his mind, the barrage became chaotic.

【? ? ? 】

[Good guy, I thought I was joking when I said it was a useless thing, but you really came out with a useless thing? 】

[Can this be considered useless? The shit shoveling officer is ecstatic! This thing doesn’t require a drug test, right? How to sell it? 】

"Brother Su Wei, can people eat this stuff?"

"what?"

Du Xiaoying almost burned Su Wei's CPU with one question.

Good guy, you’re here to fix things too, right? He is worthy of being recognized by fans as a greedy cat who doesn’t even let go of pet food.

"To be honest, I have never fed this stuff to people, but it is definitely not harmful to the body. This stuff can calm the animals and improve their favorability towards the feeder. It is usually used to tame beasts. ."

【Ding! Yan Ling 100 "The simplified version of the Animal Taming Pill can make animals calm and improve their favorability towards their feeders" was generated successfully. Current trust level: %]

In Su Wei's plan, the simplified version of the Beast Control Pill should be a simplified version of the Beast Control Pill, and the Beast Control Pill should be a simplified version of the Beast Control Pill.

Although these things are of little use at the moment, if you want to boast an outrageous awesomeness, these basic things will not be too much.

However, he could never imagine what kind of chores Du Xiaoying could give him.

"This stuff is great, you can feed it to your boyfriend."

"???"

【? ? ? 】

[Can humans really eat it? I'm going to buy it all! 】

【Put it on the shelves! I can’t save my wallet! 】

[I have to vote for this tasteless thing. No, I have to vote for a hundred votes. 】

Su Wei was dumbfounded and the barrage went crazy.

Du Xiaoying's brain circuit is really a little different from normal people.

Shen Haoyu said it well. These ancient prescriptions in Su Wei's hands can always shine in strange and weird places.

"Ahem!" Su Wei coughed twice: "If this can really work on people, it's better not to sell this thing. Next one, next one."

"Brother Su Wei, give this box to Xiaoying. Xiaoying will take it to feed his pets."

"Why didn't I know when did you get a pet?"

"Well, I'll ask Sister Yutong to bring me a purebred ragdoll cat tomorrow."

Du Xiaoying has never regretted not having a pet like she did today.

Su Wei put away the pills and stared at Du Xiaoying suspiciously. He always felt that her purpose was not pure.

Whether the simplified version of the Animal Taming Pill can be effective on humans depends on whether humans are animals in public perception.

This Su Wei didn't dare to talk nonsense.

And everyone knows with their butts that everyone tends to believe that this thing can be useful to people. Su Wei doesn't even dare to use the spirit of speech to eliminate the special effects of this thing.

If you really want to spread it to him, you have to do some clinical work.

The main purpose of today was to deceive the mastermind behind Milong. Su Wei waved his hand, skipped the topic, and said again:

"Don't vote on this one, next question will be the next!"

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(End of this chapter)