Alliance: Laughing like crazy, this contestant’s program is so effective

Chapter 1: I am on IG, I stand like a gangster, I just got kicked out.

IG e-sports club.

In the messy room, smoke filled the air, and coughing sounds could be heard from time to time. A young man with smooth cheeks and a somewhat fleshy look looked at the takeaway leftovers on the table next to him uncomfortably, sniffing the leftovers in the air. The smell mixed with smoke seems very helpless.

Nearby.

The sounds of the keyboard and mouse continued to crackle.

In front of the screen, a young man of about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a handsome face and a somewhat unruly and careless look, took off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the gaming chair with his bare feet, and "Reverse War, Counter War, Wild" was playing in his headphones... …'

Su Cheng was chewing gum with a smile on her face, blowing bubbles and popping them from time to time, and the sound of 'pop' kept making.

At this time, he was under great pressure to control Akali in the lane.

This is a high-scoring game in Ionia, and it is also a life-and-death game for him to advance to the 'Extraordinary Master' after drilling I√XX√.

Glancing at the experience bar that was about to rise to 6, Su Cheng pretended to retreat, and blew up a sugar bubble. His bright black eyes rolled around, "Oh no, a grasshopper beat me so hard in front of Akali." , you have to find a way to fuck him!"

A soldier was killed.

A white light flashes on his body, and he goes to 6 to learn the ultimate move.

Unexpectedly, the grasshopper that was sitting on his head and shitting just a second ago actually didn't want the cannon and retreated immediately.

Bichi stuff!

"Brother Hao!!" Su Cheng shouted.

On his side, the young man with a stick of mosquito coil in his mouth replied, "What's the point of calling you daddy? Can't beat the lane in the middle? Let me say it first, the coward is as brittle as a piece of paper, this helper Can’t help you.”

"No, it's a good thing, the grasshopper is not big! Come and collect the head, beat my brother with two swords, fuck him all at once, and you can eat the head!" Su Cheng, who knew Zztai's character, opened his mouth.

"Good brothers can get along with each other. If something good happens, you really miss your brother Hao!" Zhi Zhi felt happy and didn't want to go on the route. He controlled Kenan, who had just reached 6, to rush towards the middle.

Soon.

Kenan is in position.

The army line has been pushed in front of the defense tower. Grasshopper is very far back, and Su Cheng can clearly feel the determination of double platooning with the tower father through the screen.

"My dear Brother Hao, Wu Song defeated the tiger, Guan Gong killed Hua Xiong, you are the living Guan Yu in my heart, the Thunder God of the Canyon!" Su Cheng kept on working on his hands, and his mouth kept saying "Bara Bala" on the CPU.

"Stop talking, look at the coward and the thunderous sky will lead you!!"

The stance was very useful. I took a deep breath of mosquito coils, waited for a wave of E skill CDs, then flashed E and rushed into the tower quickly with R.

Can follow.

His eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't even spit out a puff of cigarette. He choked on the spot and kept choking.

As soon as Kenan rushed under the tower, Grasshopper used his ultimate move [Grapple of Hades] in his backhand.

A dark purple laser directly caused his Kennen to stand on the spot.

at the same time.

A handsome guy with quick hands and quick eyes, R long-range minion entered the tower, QREAR's silky small combo and ignited a set of ultimate moves that simultaneously punished his own grasshopper and forcibly carried it away, and then left in style while his own Kennen was resisting the tower.

The scythe is too fast.

Not a drop of blood was spattered.

Fristblood! (first drop of blood!)
[OgGod (Fist of Shadow) killed Ye Ao Nai Wo He (Prophet of the Void)! 】

After doing all this, Su Cheng picked up the Red Bull on the table and took a sip with intoxication. He pressed B to return to the city with relish. His eyes squinted and he said: "Xiao Hao did a good job. Next time if something like this happens, I will shout you!"

"Su Cheng, I'm going to fuck you, you bastard. I've been fooled by your big money. How can I say that the opponent's mid laner is not a big deal?!" Seeing that he was killed by the defensive tower, Zhi Zhi threw the mosquito coil and wiped it with his small mouth. honey.

"Also, what the hell is going on with Xiao Hao?"

"Your true face when you step on the horse makes me want to yue!"

Taking advantage of the moment of death, the deceived Brother Hao rushed up and grabbed the young man's neck and kept shaking him.

Su Cheng's expression was normal, and he said, "Yes, honest people don't talk nonsense. Isn't he no longer old now?"

"I** you%&..."

……

Seeing the two boys noisy, Song Yijin felt that the noise was unbearable, so he simply got up and left to make room. As a result, he happened to see the two leaders biting their ears not far behind.

"Coach..." Rookie walked over, his tone aggrieved.

"You don't have to worry about it." Su Xiaoluo shook his head, with murderous intent in his eyes.

Coach Chris stood up and silently opened the iron door of the room.

in front of the computer.

The wild boy god, shooter Marg is also very energetic.

"Miracle Walker is still farming!"

"Miracle Walker!!!"

"I'm rough!!"

"It's really a newborn Dongxi, the sunset of the sun!"

"..."

Listening to the polite communication between the four people, Su Xiaoluo and Chris's faces turned pale.

Two 10 minutes later.

at last.

All subsided.

"Nice, Xiaohao!"

"Brother has been promoted to master!"

"Call me Brother Hao!!"

The two brothers, who were arguing endlessly a second ago, now have their arms around each other, high-fiving and cheering, so it’s not too showy.

He went out to the WC in a coquettish manner, leaving Su Cheng sitting alone in front of the computer and playing with her mobile phone.

【Ding dong! 】

[The comprehensive evaluation of the game begins. 】

[Comic effect: C-]

[Viewing effect: F]

【Rewards are being generated...】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, [Shadow Fist] proficiency +10! 】

【Wow!Golden legend, [free attribute points] +1! 】

Attribute points!

Su Cheng's eyes lit up.

Really don't poke.

Towards the future champion mid laner, we will further improve QAQ.

Su Xiaoluo finally couldn't help it, clapped his hands and shouted, "Su Cheng, come here."

"Call me the future champion mid laner OgGod!" Su Cheng responded casually.

Su Xiaoluo: "..."

Og youma!

He simply walked over and forcibly pulled Su Cheng out. He walked to the door and took two deep breaths of fresh air. He glanced at Su Cheng who was wearing drooping slippers. He frowned slightly and said seriously: "Xiao Cheng, it's not me who said that. , your sloppy professional attitude really needs to be changed. The World Championship will be held in China next year, and the league has begun to attach great importance to the quality of players in our division." "Especially IG, the principal has signed Duke, and plans to compete for the first place next year. Big waves."

"So the club regulates players and is also implementing it."

Su Cheng vaguely felt something was wrong, so she didn't answer and listened quietly.

Seeing that he was honest and kind, Su Xiaoluo suddenly felt a little bit unbearable. To be honest, this kid is really lovable. Although he is casual and has no sense of propriety in his words and actions, everyone on IG, including Rookie himself, has a good relationship with him. It can be said that they are quite harmonious.

Stay to liven up the atmosphere and be a mascot?
forget it!
It's okay to be happy occasionally, but usually it's too noisy and I can't stand it.

"Cough cough."

"Well, you've been in the club for three months. I treat you well, right?"

Su Xiaoluo suddenly said.

"The manager treats me with great kindness. Without the manager, there would be no Su Cheng today. Without the manager, there would be no future champion mid laner OgGod!"

“The gift of drawing cards will never be forgotten!”

"Manager, are you planning to let me play in the training match?" Su Cheng thought that this was his opportunity, and now his eyes were bright and he said excitedly: "Brother Luo, don't worry, Cheng will carry on and live up to his trust. !”

"Stop, stop."

Su Xiaoluo couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, and quickly stopped him.

Champion mid laner OgGod…

This kid is always so positive and optimistic, and dares to think and speak.

"Xiao Cheng, let me tell you straight, you are not suitable for the current IG." Su Xiaoluo said, Su Cheng was stunned, "Sometimes, e-sports is so cruel, have you ever thought about finding another person?" Is there a way out? The road of professional players is very steep and dangerous, and you can’t survive it.”

"My suggestion is that everyone has their own destiny. Sometimes, for Internet-addicted teenagers, the possibility of changing their destiny through studying is much greater than pursuing a career."

Su Cheng was stunned on the spot and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Chris also came over and said earnestly, "Go back to school. Although it is cruel, the professional league does not have the soil for you to grow. If you can't squeeze in, then don't squeeze in. Depending on your character, maybe you will be a good person after college." Good deal maker."

"Why?" Su Cheng's face lost the frivolity it had before.

"Is it because of Brother Rookie?" Su Cheng looked at Song Yijin who was not far away. The latter's face changed when he heard this, and he hurriedly wanted to explain. Su Cheng followed closely and continued: "Brother Yijin said he would give it to me and him, didn't he?" Is there a chance to fight side by side? He said it, and e-sports always complement each other. One more partner means one more tactical reserve. I will definitely not let everyone down!"

"It has nothing to do with Rookie." Su Xiaoluo interrupted, shook his head and said, "It's because you can't shoulder the responsibility of leading the team and carrying."

"But you didn't even let me try, and you didn't even play in the training matches..." Su Cheng was very unwilling.

Su Xiaoluo was very determined, "There is no need to fight. Rookie's dominance and professional attitude are already the most satisfactory masterpieces in IG's history. I originally asked you to try Lspl, but you are such a jerk. And the S7 season is about to start, so the club doesn’t have much time to be distracted.”

"The first team does not need to rotate."

Face this cruel fact.

Su Cheng didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Coach, how about... let Orange play a training match for a while to try?" Rookie couldn't bear it.

Although he has been carrying a heavy burden all year long in S6, and both spring and summer seasons were in the first round of the playoffs. Seeing that the transfer period is about to end, and S7 season is already being prepared, he himself has not yet come out of the haze of failure. …

But Rookie still likes this cheerful and lively little brother.

This guy can always speak his mind about some of his understanding of e-sports.

It would be better if you could be more serious at ordinary times.

pity.

Rookie's persuasion had no effect. The coach and Chris were determined. The contracts for unilateral termination had been brought and signed. Su Cheng was just a newbie, and the content of the previous contract was quite overbearing. Except for each In addition to the monthly salary of 4000 yuan, the club can unilaterally terminate the contract without paying any fees.

Holding the contract, Su Cheng looked confused.

……

"What are you doing here? What are you going to do next?" The posture came back, with a face full of unfinished thoughts.

Seeing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, he was a little suspicious.

After some questioning, Brother Zhihao stopped at that time, "Zhuo, Su Xiaoluo, are you still a human being when you are riding a horse?"

"If you let Cheng Zi go, where will he go?"

"Chengzi's family is not good. He came to Shanghai to work professionally and had a quarrel with his family. You don't know, right? He didn't drop out of school, he dropped out of school!"

With an attitude filled with indignation, he protected Su Cheng behind him and argued loudly.

Hearing this, Su Xiaoluo and Chris couldn't bear it, but the person who said this had a posture they had long disliked, and their faces darkened at that time.

Seeing the coach indifferent.

Brother Hao was furious at that time.

"I left my words here!"

"If Chengzi leaves, the coward won't do it anymore!"

After saying this, his posture was full of arrogance, and there was almost "please me quickly" written on his face.

"Seriously?!" Who would have expected that Su Xiaoluo actually looked happy.

Chris was so happy, "Double happiness!"

"Elbow, elbow quickly!!"

……

After half an hour.

Su Cheng came to the dormitory with Zi Zi and started packing her luggage.

Although she felt a little disappointed, Su Cheng suddenly felt like laughing when she looked at the dignified, seven-foot-tall man next to her, who almost didn't look like crying on the spot.

The two packed their luggage and went downstairs to the gate.

Su Xiaoluo and Chris were already waiting.

The children nearby, Bao Lan, were trying to persuade them, but the two leaders couldn't bear it. They were too happy and ignored them. Especially Su Xiaoluo, who took out a bunch of firecrackers from the trunk of the car and placed them on the road. Take out the lighter and light it.

A crackling explosion.

actually...

A little happy?
"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true!"

"Today is a good day..."

The car door opened and the car stereo boomed.

"You bitch Su Xiaoluo, don't go too far!!" Zhi Zhi's face turned red with anger, he gritted his teeth and screamed angrily.

No matter how people are under the roof, Brother Tai can only leave in grief and anger despite being dissatisfied.

It was dusk.

Under the setting sun, two young men of about the same size each dragged their suitcases and left. Against the backdrop of the sunset, their lonely backs were stretched very long.

Watching this scene, the rear child god, Rookie, and all the IG starting players felt a little pain in their hearts, but the complicated expressions of everyone, combined with the explosion of firecrackers and the singing of "Good Days", were so discordant.

When they saw their coach and manager laughing so hard that they even bent over, for some reason, the IG players who were still feeling very uncomfortable all burst out laughing.

……

　The new book has set sail, and I beg you all to recommend it and add it to your collection.

　　Light!

　　Please give all your light to this young seedling!
　　This time, I will give you a prosperous life and make up for the shortcomings of the previous book. I will return in full glory!
　　


(End of this chapter)