Alliance: Laughing like crazy, this contestant’s program is so effective

Chapter 3: Two balls and one card, green hat trick, dark blue, give me extra points! ! !

"Brother Hao, I'm sorry, this wave is mine."

In the car, Su Cheng looked at the gesture, apologetically, and said, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't..."

"Which one of us brothers is following which one? If you say this, you are going to be a stranger." Seeing Su Cheng's self-reproaching look, Su Cheng was fuming one second, but the next second he said with a considerate look on his face: "And this matter It has nothing to do with you, Luo Zi must have been unhappy with me for a long time, after all, my brothers didn’t play any role in the spring and summer this year.”

High emotional intelligence.

It didn't work.

Low EQ: It’s a trap!

"Even if I don't help you today, that bitch Su Xiaoluo will probably try to drive me away." Zi Zi knew some inside information and said calmly: "Principal Wang bought Duke for 300 million, and the TheShy training sent by WE last year The results of the game are also better than mine. It will be a matter of time to kick my buddy away. It is already December and everyone else has renewed their contracts. It is time to make an official announcement. Su Xiaoluo has never mentioned the contract renewal to me. It’s already obvious.”

"Before that old dog mentioned to me the past fights with other teams to get the scoop. After all, in his opinion, Duke is on the left and TheShy is on the right. I have such a high salary and I am a veteran of IG. It will not be good to directly quarrel with each other. Just now, bro Bringing it up myself would save him trouble."

When he said this, his expression was very casual.

Su Cheng listened quietly without saying a word.

No wonder it’s another time to set off firecrackers and it’s a good day…

Love is a coincidence, and I found a reason to lose my posture.

"Once I leave, even if the fans really pursue Luo Zi, they will be able to say that I came up with it myself." Zhi Zhi gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Besides, the past few seasons have been so bad, I guess it doesn't matter, buddy. A fan."

"But it's okay, Cheng Ziqian, don't worry, as long as your Brother Hao has something to eat, you have something to drink. Let's find a team together tomorrow."

"With the level of brothers you and I, it's not too much to say that we are a contemporary Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, right?"

"You have the skills but are you worried that no one will want them?"

Seeing such a confident posture.

Su Cheng also relaxed, took out a pack of 'Green Arrow Chewing Gum', and said with a smile, "Brother Hao, you are right, if you have one, you can settle the world. If any team has you and me sitting in the middle and top, it will not be able to dominate the six teams." Country?"

"Brothers are treating us tonight, we're going to the E-Sports Hotel."

"No, I'll do it." He took the chewing gum in a gesture, but he couldn't get enough of it, and immediately lit a mosquito coil for himself: "You haven't made much money in the past three months. I have saved a lot of money over the years. , I’ll cover the food, drinks and accommodation during this period.”

Su Cheng knows that posture makes money.

The professional salary is [-] yuan a month, and the old man at home gives him [-] yuan in pocket money.

Insanely rich!

"Isn't this what Luo Zi and Chris gave us for free? After all, Brother Luo is very nice. After we left, he gave us 400 yuan to use the Internet." Su Cheng said coldly.

He remained silent for a moment and said: "6!"

……

The two brothers smoked and puffed all the way.

She spent 300 yuan on Meituan to book a room for two. When she got downstairs, Su Cheng bought two more packs of chewing gum and four bottles of 4 yuan iced tea, and then went upstairs to check in together.

It’s not that the three-yuan one doesn’t taste good, but the four-yuan one is more cost-effective!
Come to the hotel.

When turning on the computer, Su Cheng looked out the window and silently called up the panel.

[Host]: Su Cheng
[Operation]: 81
[Movement]: 87
【Prediction】：84
[Hand speed]: 91 (T0)

[Reaction]: 90 (T0)

[Walking]: 81
【Consciousness】: 86
[Overall view]: 81
[Damage calculation]: 50
[Version Understanding]: 99 (Oh, the time traveler chosen by fate, you know a lot, but pride is not a good thing.)
【英雄池】：阿卡丽（T0）、小法（T1）、卡牌大师（T1）、球女（T1）、发条（T1）

"Comprehensive evaluation": With the current strength of the host, it is easy to reach the top of the national server, and it is not a bad idea to be first in the Korean server. Although there is a big gap between you and the top players of the LPL, I admit that your martial arts skills are better than mine, but I want to beat you to death. , it’s not that easy either #handsakimbostyletsundere#
[Free Attribute Points]: 7
Looking at his panel, Su Cheng was very satisfied.

This is the result of his three-month journey.

Although there is indeed a big gap between him and the few T0-level players in today's LPL in terms of a single item, but overall, apart from damage calculation, he is definitely the most comprehensive first-class player in today's LPL!

Akali T0 is what people call the 'unique brother', but in this version, it is difficult for the old version of Akali to have a place in the arena, so let's not talk about it for now.

Besides.

Two balls and one card, cuckold trick.

This is Su Cheng's title in the national server. In the eyes of outsiders, as long as he chooses it, "V for 50 seconds" will appear in the team chat, but in fact it is just a camouflage color for the effect of the show. No one knows that he Su Cheng It's really awesome when it's normal!
The line of sight pauses in the column of free attribute points.

This is the wealth he accumulated after two and a half months of hard work.

As the name suggests.

You can freely control any attribute.

as long as he wants.

You can pull out another T0 in minutes.

In a sense, his current level, even if he is not a mid-level T0 like Rookie, can definitely be called a half-step T0.

This is why he had the confidence to show off his cards in front of Su Xiaoluo before, saying that he would lead IG to compete for the Asian championship.

With six years of experience and version accumulation ahead of him, plus his three attributes, he can reach T0 on the field.

As long as he controls the child well and doesn't rebuild the glory of 443, is it difficult for him to win the spring championship?
It's a pity that Luo Zi is confused...

"I'm going to start looking for a job tomorrow. As the saying goes, all stages must be based on laning. If you can't win even laning, what's the point of talking about mid-term and team battles?"

Su Cheng had a plan.

Although he was very curious about what would happen if he switched his attribute points to 'Version Understanding' to break through 100, considering the current predicament, he still didn't dare to try it, and directly used his backhand to use all the wealth accumulated during the two and a half months of practice. Stud on 'Operation'.

"I am able to get to where I am today, not because of my parents or teachers, but because of Su Cheng's passion and unremitting efforts!"

He took a long puff of the 'Yueke Fifth Generation' pineapple flavored e-cigarette that he carried with him.

Breathing out a long stream of thick fog.

With so much pride in her heart, Su Cheng couldn't help but look up to the sky and yell, "Dark Blue, give me more!!"

Sudden.

His whole body was shaking violently, his whole body was numb, and he felt as if he was electrified. Then, he rolled his eyes and fell onto the bed, twitching non-stop.

Hearing the noise, he just came out of the bathroom, holding a stick of mosquito coils in his mouth and muttering lazily, "What's your name? You're such a naughty kid, you're so cute, and Kirby evolved... I'm so stupid!" "Orange, you Don’t scare me?!”

The posture was so startled that the smoke was frightened.

He subconsciously rushed forward, held down Su Cheng and kept shaking, "Did you get an electric shock? Speak! Speak to the coward!!"

Seeing that Su Cheng didn't wake up for a long time and couldn't help but strangle people, he simply rode up and pressed Su Cheng's chest hard.

He opened his eyes in a daze.

From the perspective of death, Su Cheng's pupils suddenly trembled.

"I'm stupid, Liu Zhihao, what the hell are you doing?!" Su Cheng suddenly turned over and kicked the "ferocious" expression in front of him out of bed with a kick directly to his crotch, and then looked at his crotch with a look of horror on his face.

"Hiss...I*you..."

Liu Zhihao covered his crotch and simply lay on the ground rolling around wildly in severe pain, howling and screaming.

……

10 minute later.

The dignified seven-foot-tall man was curled up on the gaming chair like a wronged little daughter-in-law. His athlete's foot smelled so bad that Su Cheng took out a piece of chewing gum and ate it. He opened the window for ventilation and said, dumbfounded, "Okay. Come on, don’t be pretentious. It’s brother who misunderstood you, right? You won’t die if you kick him. The worst is that brother will become famous in the future, so I’ll buy you more inflatable dolls!”

"You coward thought you were electrocuted and died, so I came to see you alive and well without even thinking about it. If we were really electrocuted, no one in the house would have found out that our brothers were dead." Zhi Zhi took a deep breath in anger and screamed again and again, saying: "Also, what Gouba inflatable doll!"

"My father, Liu Erhe from the capital, is a coward who needs to rely on an inflatable doll?"

Ignoring the gesture.

Su Cheng logged in to her Dianyi account.

In the current S7 pre-season, the rankings have been reset. Today, IG Su Cheng ended the life and death game and successfully advanced to the extraordinary master.

There are many ruthless people in the Chinese server in the new season. Currently, Dopa, the passer-by king from the Korean server next door, is far ahead. The one who defends the glory of Ionia is not professional players, but PDD's apprentice Xiao Ma, who is chasing after the second position. .

However, there is already a 150 point gap between the two, and it is difficult to catch up based on the calculation of one hand + 20 points.

Su Cheng decided.

No matter what, first become the first in the national server to increase your popularity.

Everyone knows that OgGod has two balls and one card, and he is a cuckold. If he is ranked as high as possible, he will drop G.

tonight.

Su Cheng wants to wash away all the dirt and forcefully clear her name.

'Match found! '

Double row with posture, advance in almost seconds.

At the beginning of the season, high-scoring anchors were very active in scoring points.

[Last, Xuan Shen]: "OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue."

[Douyu, Smiling]: "It's broken. Is there a brother who can help me with V50?"

[Betta, Frog]: “I’ll win this game.”

I just entered the BP interface.

On the contrary, the teammates became lively first.

"Let me C, don't..." Before I could finish typing, the game interface had disappeared.

He had long been accustomed to this gesture. He opened the Qidian APP and started reading novels. Recently, the LOL author he liked just released a new book, which made him drool. While reading the world in blissful silence, he said casually, "Let's try to get in within half an hour." It’s a game.”

Su Cheng: "..."

'The match has been found. '

They both clicked √ at the same time, and Su Cheng started typing as soon as they entered the queue.

"Give me the card and move the audience along. I guarantee you will get it right within 10 minutes!" Su Cheng typed quickly and sent.

[Last, Xuan Shen]: "OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue, OgGod joined the queue."

[Betta, Frog]: "I just passed the second, which one of you is coming?"

[Panda, please call me the God of Killing in the middle]: "Orange God, give me some face. I'll play cards while you go jungle."

Su Cheng was depressed.

"No, can this be opened? Crouching dragons and phoenixes came in together. Uzi was in tears when he came. Who gave Ruofeng the courage?" The story of the first king. When he saw that his teammates actually wanted to fight, he quit at that time and quickly typed: "Orange God, brother, please smoke Huazi. This will knock you out in seconds, V15!"

Orange God is the origin of Su Cheng’s ID.

The English words for orange and orange are Orange. Considering that the word is too long, Su Cheng simply chose two of them. Og is used as the abbreviation, and God is the confidence in one's own strength.

OgGod!

See the chat interface.

Su Cheng's teeth were almost broken, "No, this son of a bitch is really going to kill you!"

V100?

Who cares so much? I want to be number one in the national server!

"You need to pay more!" Su Cheng typed.

30 seconds later.

Su Cheng closed the posture game client, and Alipay received 200 yuan.

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