I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 396 It’s time for death

There were still five minutes left before the end of this legal history class, and Su Chengyi looked back.

The direct sunlight in the morning brought a suitable temperature to the classroom. The teacher spoke in a gentle voice from "matching heaven with virtue" to "being virtuous and careful about punishment". It was a good lullaby, so most of the students in the classroom slept very well. good.

Su Chengyi's eyes swept past the few people who were as awake as him. One of them was copying notes attentively, one was looking out the window in a daze, and the last one was staring at the phone and typing with a smile on his face. A very worthless smile.

He can be sure that there must be a girl on the other side of the screen that fascinates him.

Su Chengyi withdrew his gaze and looked at his screen.

But there was an extremely unreliable brother, a useless asset.

Su Chengyi learned the word "ramming goods" from Journey to the West. In fact, he has never used it very much, because if he wants to curse someone, simple and crude words like SB are naturally more offensive.

But every time I met Xu Yang, this word came out of my mind inexplicably.

In the novel, when Sun Xingzhe went to capture the pig demon for the first time, he picked up a golden cudgel and cursed: "That naan bran bastard!"

Moreover, he doesn't mind at all when someone is hot and cold. He is cheerful all day long and is a chatterbox. As long as he is around at the party, the atmosphere will definitely not get cold.

The file size is only a few MB. It is not a video file or an audio file. Judging from the suffix, it is an application.

He poked Chu Qingmian, and the soft cheek flesh felt warm to the touch.

Su Chengyi nodded and said seriously:

She seemed to have slept well, with a nice smile on her face.

This is why he is willing to classify him as a "trustworthy friend".

Unexpectedly, Xu Yang changed the topic and suddenly sent an unnamed file.

But what could it be?

I'm still a little curious.

Chu Qingmian scratched her face and took out her mobile phone from her schoolbag.

Chu Qingmian muttered, with a look of suspicion on her face.

Su Cheng handed her back the textbook used to block the sun without leaving a trace.

"Huh? Why did I come to your place? Is get out of class about to end?"

No matter how you look at it, Xu Yang is more likely to have an accident between the two.

Su Chengyi looked at Xu Yang pouring out a bunch of nonsense like beans, and silently changed his remarks from his name to "Tianhuo", which felt more pleasing to his eyes for a while.

"By the way, Mr. Yi, let me show you something good."

Chu Qingmian rubbed her eyes and shook her head to get herself out of the strange dream.

Su Chengyi held his chin and thought for a while, then decided to take another shortcut.

"Ok?"

She didn't shy away from it, so she entered her password in front of him and clicked on WeChat.

"Look, look, look, it's definitely a good thing."

Some kind of virus software?

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"Xu Yang said he has something good to show you. Check WeChat."

When Su Chengyi is used on Xu Yang, most of the time it also means the latter, which means hating iron for not being able to become steel.

"Ah? What is it?"

"What kind of good things can this guy Xu Yang send?"

However, compared to the first meeting, the people here are more familiar and playful.

Su Chengyi guessed that this was definitely not something good without even raising his eyelids.

Su Chengyi felt a little emotional for a moment. Such a fraudulent method was so clumsy that even the squad leader could smell the trap.

After a while, the squad leader's expression slowly became embarrassed again, and he stuck out his tongue.

And Su Chengyi knew very well that for an idiot like him, if something happened to him, he would rush to help at all costs.

When this guy is playing tricks on people, he basically writes "Hahahaha, did you see the trap I dug? Jump, jump, jump!" written all over his body.

Chu Qingmian opened her eyes in confusion.

After all, although Xu Yang is stupid, he has no loyalty at all as a friend.

"Hey, I'm sorry. I was going to accompany you to class, but I accidentally fell asleep."

Extremely stupid.

For most people, being friends with someone like Xu Yang is a good thing.

The chat box with Su Chengyi was the only one she pinned to the top. It was easy to find. The red dot message at this time was the file Su Chengyi had just forwarded.

After that, the four masters and apprentices went on the road together to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Brother Monkey would still curse from time to time:
"You're such a tough guy, I've taught you to push back and forth on things, but you can eat them quickly!"

"Little squad leader."

However, Su Chengyi just made some moves.

That is to change the name of the "unnamed" file that looks very strange at first glance to "Shocking! This kitten actually"

"Huh? Kitty!"

Chu Qingmian, who had been skeptical just now, was quickly attracted and immediately chose to receive this document.

Therefore, there is no one who will not be scammed, but she has not yet encountered a scam tailor-made for her.

Su Chengyi held his breath, waiting for what would happen next.

After Chu Qingmian received the file, she felt a little strange for a moment because it was not a video file as she thought. When she opened it, it would be an image of a cute kitten.

"what happened"

Before she could finish her words, she watched helplessly as the volume of her cell phone was turned up to the maximum, and then, cheerful music started playing.

"It's time to soak~"

"???"

Chu Qingmian shivered in fright and quickly covered her phone tightly.

But this kind of physical sound insulation effect was obviously not good enough, and the devilish melody quickly resounded throughout the classroom.

"Drink O-soaked fruit milk and embrace the coolness. Drink O-soaked fruit milk and embrace the deliciousness~"

It was more effective than the bell, waking up all the sleepy college students.

The teacher on the podium was also stunned for a moment, and then looked at the female students in the first row with a confused expression.

The sound was so loud that it was easy to find its source.

But this female classmate also looked very innocent. She was so embarrassed that she almost crawled into the table.

"Su Chengyi!!! What is this?!"

Squad leader Chu was already on the verge of collapse.

The culprit Su Chengyi on the side covered his face with a book and smiled a little.

"Give me O bubbles, O bubbles for me~ O bubbles with fruit milk, please~"

The cell phone was still singing loudly and tirelessly, and there was already a burst of laughter in the classroom.

Chu Qingmian knew that covering her face like this would have no effect, so she had no choice but to try pressing the power off button, but it didn't work at all.

"It should be some kind of virus."

Su Chengyi said seriously.

"You knew you sent it to me!! I hate you so much!!!"

Chu Qingmian, who failed to turn off the phone, began to try to force this hot potato into his hand, but still failed.

"What should I do? Why can't I turn off the phone?!"

Chu Qingmian secretly glanced at the teacher on the podium, and for a moment she felt like crying.

The monitor has never made such a fool of himself in class since he was a child!

"It would be great if it was an old mobile phone. If you are in trouble, you can still pick the battery board."

Su Chengyi continued to analyze seriously.

"Ahhh!"

All methods were ineffective, so Chu Qingmian had no choice but to cover her ears and listen to the sound, hoping that it would stop after playing.

Finally I heard a familiar "Wangwang!"

A glimmer of hope ignited in Chu Qingmian's heart.

If I remember correctly, this is the drink commercial I often saw on TV when I was a kid!

After this last flourish, it's all over!

The teacher on the podium obviously thought so too. After a brief silence, he cleared his throat, held back his laughter and said:

"Ahem, this."

however--

"It's time to soak~"

How can virus software be so kind? A new round begins again.

Chu Qingmian was already devastated. She suddenly stood up and bowed deeply.

"I'm sorry, teacher! I'm going out right now!!"

Before the teacher could respond, she hugged her schoolbag and ran away.

The blushing and shy girl, the unforeseen incident, and the running footsteps coupled with the happy melody make it feel like watching an anime.

At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Su Chengyi stood up while suppressing a smile and nodded to the teacher.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I accidentally downloaded the virus software."

"It's okay, classmate, get out of class is about to end."

The teacher laughed and waved his hand to show that he didn't mind. "Please also tell the female classmate just now that it's okay."

"Good teacher."

Su Chengyi picked up his schoolbag and stalked after him.

Chu Qingmian was really easy to find. After all, with that mobile phone in her pocket, wherever she went, there was a mobile broadcast resounding in the sky.

Su Chengyi followed the sound and soon saw her running away with a bang.

When she ran to the stairs, she hesitated for a moment, and then chose to run to the rooftop.

Very sensible.

get out of class was about to end at this time, and the people coming and going downstairs were students who had finished their morning classes and were getting ready to eat.

If you run down, the whole capital will know that there is an idiot saying "it's time to soak".

Su Chengyi quickened her pace and followed her, grabbing her by the collar.

Chu Qingmian didn't look back and was still tinkering with her phone seriously.

"Su Chengyi, this won't automatically play until the battery runs out, right?"

Su Chengyi laughed and rubbed the top of her hair.

"Are you stupid?"

"You're still talking about me! It's all your fault. You knew it was a scam and you forwarded it to me! I'm so disgusted!"

Chu Qingmian turned around with a sad and angry look.

"Fortunately, get out of class is about to end, otherwise it would be bad to interfere with the teacher's class, huh!

Oops, it’s so noisy, when will it stop for a while?”

She cried sadly, broke down and held her head.

Su Chengyi took the phone from her hand and pressed the volume button and power button at the same time.

After more than ten seconds, the phone screen went off, and the annoying bubble time finally ended.

"Generally speaking, mobile phones will have such a forced shutdown program set up."

He slowly explained the science.

"Then didn't you tell me earlier?!"

Chu Qingmian reacted and gritted her teeth.

"Who told you to run so fast?"

Su Chengyi is calm and gentle.

Chu Qingmian was furious for a moment and stared at him for a long time, but she really couldn't say anything to refute him.

Su Chengyi felt funny in her heart and leaned over to pinch her face.

"The teacher asked me to tell you it's okay."

"That's why the teacher doesn't get angry because he has a good temper!"

Chu Qingmian suddenly felt even more embarrassed when she thought that she had slept all morning in class with such a good-tempered teacher.

"Think about it, what if it was Teacher Li Lu?!"

As soon as these words came out, Chu Qingmian felt a chill in her heart, as if Li Lu had appeared eerily behind her.

Su Chengyi thought about what she said and agreed with it.

If it were Li Lu, Gao Lu would also be scolded bloody.

Moreover, she will investigate the matter thoroughly, arrest the person who sent the document, and finally follow the clues to find the first person who spread this kind of prank software in the school.

Then, of course, he sincerely invited his parents to come to the school to taste tea, and then asked him to write a 2,000-word self-criticism to cultivate his sentiments. Finally, he performed a recitation in front of the entire school during the flag-raising ceremony on Monday.

In short, if you offend Li Tianwang, you will definitely not be able to live with it.

However, the possibility of encountering a teacher like the Iron-Blooded Female Soldier in college is still very slim.

After all, you are all adults, who cares about your nonsense? It has nothing to do with the teacher if you fail in every subject.

Occasionally, I still miss the teachers in high school who truly treat their students as children, and belatedly realize that their love is actually very selfless.

"I thought you were going to throw your phone away in a hurry."

Su Chengyi pressed the power button again, and the system returned to normal.

"I think so too."

Chu Qingmian sighed, stood on tiptoes and looked at the phone screen with concern.

"Can it still be turned on? It's not broken, right?"

"Well, just delete the virus file."

Su Chengyi clicked on the file management and quickly found the location.

"Why are you so nervous?"

It's just a mobile phone, so Miss Chu wouldn't necessarily feel bad if she threw away a hundred and eighty of them.

"There are a lot of photos in it. There are also chat records with you."

Chu Qingmian blinked her eyes and answered honestly.

It turned out to be the case.

Su Chengyi raised her arm and held the phone at an angle that was out of her reach.

"Let me see."

"Hey!! Don't look at it!!"

Chu Qingmian's face suddenly turned red, and she quickly reached out to grab it.

"why?"

Su Chengyi lowered his head and asked with a smile.

"There's no reason! Looking at other people's photo albums is just like looking at other people's diaries, you know?"

Chu Qingmian tried to be persuasive, but her words came out awkwardly and with obvious nervousness.

Su Chengyi nodded seriously and replied:
"It's not like I haven't read the diary before."

Chu Qingmian was speechless for a moment, recalling the diary she had given him along with her confession letter.

God, what on earth was she thinking at that time? ! Why do you give this kind of thing to others casually? !

Su Chengyi looked at her increasingly red face and watery eyes, and finally stopped teasing her with satisfaction.

He raised his knuckles, tapped her head with a smile, and handed the phone back to her.

"Fool."

"You're stupid."

Chu Qingmian took her phone back and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

To say that there is something shameful, there is actually no such thing.

However, she has a special photo album to store photos related to Su Chengyi. If she was discovered, she would still be a little embarrassed!
Thinking of this, Chu Qingmian glanced at him furtively and received a teasing look.

Smile, smile, what’s so funny!

Chu Qingmian turned away angrily and carefully checked whether her photo album had been damaged by that damn virus software.

Fortunately, there are still 199 photos in the photo album called "The Dumbest in the Universe".

Chu Qingmian clicked in and found a photo that had been forgotten for a long time.

"Qiang Qiang~"

She handed the phone screen to Su Chengyi.

"Hey, do you still remember this photo?"

Su Chengyi leaned back slightly and looked intently.

It was a photo of him and Chu Qingmian. The two were very close to each other, and the background looked like a medical room or something.

The corners of his mouth were bruised, and he looked at the camera expressionlessly, without any emotion, just observing the wounds on his face.

On the other side, Chu Qingmian pursed her lips slightly, obviously very nervous to capture such a photo.

It was after that fight.

Su Chengyi recalled.

Thinking about that fight now, I feel a bit embarrassed looking back on my sophomore year in middle school when I am mature.

But I would still choose this way again.

After all, Hou Xiaohong wanted to poke him where it hurts, but he did, and it was about Chen Jinzhi.

Then it can only be considered that he kicked the steel plate.

"This is our first group photo~"

Chu Qingmian blinked.

"Hmph, there are people with bruises and swollen faces! They even fight and don't learn well."

She raised her head and looked at Su Chengyi's current face. The scar from the last razor scrape was already very shallow and could not be seen without looking carefully.

"You're still filming secretly, you're not learning well."

Su Chengyi imitated her tone.

"What are you talking about! I'm going to take a photo of my future boyfriend. What's wrong? Is it illegal?"

Miss Chu is very confident.

At this time, the sunlight that had just disappeared into the clouds emerged again, and the golden light pillar outlined the girl's beautiful outline with a vague golden edge. The eldest lady looked as airy as a little orange cat with a raised tail.

Su Chengyi thought about it and lowered his head to kiss her lips.

Today it’s a peach flavored lip balm.

(End of this chapter)