I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 408: Qualified humanoid cheats will enter the market on their own
As the end of the semester approaches, the library at Beijing University is even more crowded than usual.

Miss Chu, who prides herself on being a frequent visitor to the library and has such a keen sense of smell that she would never miss any empty seat, led Su Chengyi, who had barely been to the library a few times during the semester, around for a long time, trying to find a suitable seat.

At first, the requirement was that two people must sit together, but later it was reduced to one seat apart, and finally it was even more direct:
"Why don't you, Su Chengyi, stand behind me for a while, and we'll take turns sitting down!"

Su Chengyi imagined that scene, and could only think of the empress and the maid holding a banana fan in a Qing palace opera.

Naturally he would not agree.

In the end, it was Chu Qingmian's classmates who discovered them. Perhaps they thought the young couple looked funny, so they took the initiative to give up their seats to them.

So in the end, I relied on my connections to solve the problem and got a table for two by the window, where two people sat opposite each other.

"Great, let's start the battle! I must make the entire outline today!"

Chu Qingmian began to empty her schoolbag with great energy.

Su Chengyi propped up her chin and watched with interest as she filled the table with tablet computers, Bluetooth keyboards, loose-leaf notebooks, and a whole box of colored pens.

After the page refreshed automatically, a prompt box popped up on the screen: "The course selection form was submitted successfully."

When the class was about to end, Chu Qingmian was hopeless.

Su Chengyi raised the corners of his mouth and clapped his hands to show appreciation.

Because the time really didn't match up, he had too many classes, and the class monitor also had a lot of classes.

"What's wrong, I want to choose this!"

Oops.

How could it be these ghost things that you can’t even understand?
The world is impermanent.

After all, the only club in college was the debate club. He thought maybe he could learn something and not waste his time.

Are you kidding me? The introduction to this course says "easy to understand", "introductory course" and "allowing liberal arts students to also like quantum mechanics"!

Because the paper can be filled with water, and the group assignment can be fooled into passing.

Su Chengyi did not choose the same elective course as squad leader Chu this semester.

But compared to his less careless choice, Chu Qingmian's choice was quite surprising.

So when Su Chengyi gave her the vaccination, he muttered something: "Planck summarized the empirical formula from black body radiation and wrote energy as an integer multiple of hv, which marked the birth of quantum." "Rutherford's atomic model and the Based on the hydrogen atom energy level theory proposed by Bohr".

Chu Qingmian studied the class schedule for a long time and determined that the two of them could no longer attend classes together like last semester. After struggling to no avail, she had no choice but to accept the reality with a sad face.

"Sure?"

Chu Qingmian glared at him and stretched out her hand to push his face to the other side.

What you were not interested in or even disliked when you were in high school does not mean that you will like it when you get a year older in college.

No wonder it felt so heavy when I helped carry the bag.

The squad leader Chu, who was smiling stupidly at this moment, still didn't understand that some things couldn't be forced.

Although the class end time cannot be changed, they will try to move the final exam or evaluation time forward.

All in all, this is almost the only kindness that college students who are about to face the final exams can experience.

The school's required major courses will not officially end for another week. The reason why the two of them chose to meet in the library today was to finish the homework for the public elective courses.

Because it is only a public elective course, generally speaking, the difficulty of the final exam will not be too high.

As the saying goes, a tough melon is not sweet.

Su Chengyi raised his eyebrows, with an expression that he was not aware of.

As we all know, before officially entering the final month of the devilish period, most elective course teachers will be generous and let these struggling college students go.

In order to prove her determination, she simply slid down the course selection application interface aggressively, found the submit button, and clicked it without hesitation.

So Su Chengyi chose "Game Theory" based on his own interests.

"Okay, that's very courageous."

For example, "The Adventures of Physics", "Adventures in the World of Physics" or "1 Minute Physics".

Except for a few teachers who demonstrate the evil nature of human nature, most teachers will considerately set the exam format as an essay or group assignment.

Not only that, but she also said she should read children's books.

The subject that was brought up on the screen was "Concise Quantum Mechanics".

It's north, that's really all this class is about! ! !

She originally thought there would be some humorous comics, easy-to-understand documentary analysis, and some interesting celebrity stories in the brief history of quantum mechanics.
Of course, her naive idea was ridiculed by Su.

"Of course, hehe!"

Of course, after listening to the course for one semester, I finally learned 0 knowledge.

She didn't use much strength, Su Chengyi felt like a kitten that hadn't grown nails yet and scratched his face with bluff.

Miss Chu just covered her ears in solemn protest.

"Definitely and definitely!"

"Don't you hate physics the most? What, you figured it out? Are you finally going to devote yourself to the most romantic subject in the universe?"

Faced with the ridicule, Miss Chu chose to swallow her anger.

She originally thought that after such a semester, she could at least proudly show off to Su Chengyi:

Yep, physics isn’t that boring after all! She's already interested!
Go and get a graduate degree in astrophysics right away and amaze everyone!

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty! ! !
——But the end result is that after one semester, I listened to the Bible in every class, and I was wandering around in the world, unable to learn at all.

It’s a complete waste of time!
Squad leader Chu was lying on the table, feeling very frustrated.

If I had known earlier, I would have listened to Su Chengyi's advice and chosen "Physics Today" or "Modern Astronomy" next door.

The former is popular science at first glance, with interesting answers to a physics question every day; the latter, even if you don’t understand it, can at least look at the beautiful stars and the universe!

Why do I have to suffer this kind of thing every week? Every time I listen to a class like this, I feel like my soul has been sucked away.

For the first time in his life, squad leader Chu, who has followed school rules and regulations since childhood, had the idea of ​​skipping class.

Of course, because she was whipped by her own conscience every time, she got even worse news before she could implement this amazing and rebellious plan.

That is, in order to make everyone feel more relaxed at the end of the semester, the teacher decided to start the final test in advance.

The format is a flipped classroom, requiring each student to complete it independently.

The process lasts for fifteen minutes, five minutes for a brief explanation of the PPT, and the remaining ten minutes for the teacher and classmates to ask questions.

Squad leader Chu, who had been fishing for a whole semester, suddenly felt like he had been struck by lightning.

It's over, it's over!
If it's a paper or something, that's fine, but it's just transportation work anyway.

As for group assignments, she can take on tasks such as collecting information and making PPTs, as long as she is not allowed to give lectures.

It's really rude to pretend to understand something you don't understand at all.

Not to mention answering questions from teachers and classmates!

In this case, even if the PPT is barely completed through transportation work, wouldn’t it all be revealed as soon as the students ask questions?
Squad leader Chu immediately felt that he had faced the biggest challenge in his academic career.

So, she temporarily left her Xingxing Entertainment job to Chu Yuanjiang, who was flattered by this.

Miss Chu was determined to spend all her time in the library and seriously challenge this difficulty first.

The result, of course, did not go well.

Of course, the most painful thing is not my own failure, but my boyfriend's success.

Because the final assignment of the "Game Theory" course was a paper, Su Chengyi only took about two hours to complete it from reviewing the literature to completing the discussion.

People are more infuriating than people.

So at this moment, Su Chengyi was sitting opposite her with a glass of iced Americano, swinging her legs leisurely.

He's like a playboy who spends his days entertaining cats and dogs, hooking up with bars and listening to music.

Chu Qingmian gritted her teeth and knocked on the keyboard. After a long while, perhaps finally unable to bear it anymore, Su Chengyi slowly said:

"Actually, there's no need to embarrass yourself too much."

The implication is - you are stupid, isn't there a humanoid plug-in in front of you?
Chu Qingmian raised her head with dark circles under her eyes. Because she was often confused by the theory of quantum mechanics and doubted her life, her head was covered with dull hair. At first glance, she looked like a female college student who was being tortured by knowledge.

"No, these are all the consequences of not working hard at ordinary times, and they are all my own faults! I must complete it myself!"

There was a pile of documents piled next to her, which she had just run to the bookshelf and dug out. All of them were daunting tomes.

Squad leader Chu has always taken good care of books, turning pages as religiously as a Christian turns the Bible.

"It's just an elective exam. You don't want to read all this, do you?"

Su Chengyi casually pulled out a book and briefly scanned the catalog.

It has to be said that the ability to retrieve information is still very strong. These books are all classics in the history of quantum mechanics, and the names of the authors are all famous.

But he had already finished watching it when he was in junior high school.

"I'd like to, but I can't finish it."

Chu Qingmian stared at the book in his hand helplessly, but her thoughts drifted elsewhere.

"Su Chengyi, do you know Doraemon's memory bread?"

"know."

Su Chengyi took off the plastic cup lid of the coffee and poured a piece of ice into his mouth.

Nobita was too anxious before the exam and asked Doraemon for a prop. As long as the content is printed on bread and then eaten, he can remember the content.

"Just the copy of "The Feynman Lectures on Physic" in your hand is enough to fill your belly."

Su Chengyi whispered devilishly, chewing the ice cubes in his mouth.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

As if the last glimmer of hope had been shattered, Chu Qingmian lay on the table with a sad face.

He looks like a little bitter gourd in the world.

Su Chengyi looked amused, and followed her example, lying down, staring at her long hanging eyelashes, and asked casually:
"I saw that you just wrote about the equivalence of Heisenberg matrix mechanics in your notebook. Do you know what the specific definition is?"

"What Heisenberg? I only know Bikini Burger, Krusty Krab, and Angus Beef Bacon Burger."

Chu Qingmian thought feebly.

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Su Chengyi was silent for a long time, resisting the urge to pinch her face.

"Do you want me to do it for you?"

This proposal was obviously very attractive, and Chu Qingmian's eyes lit up for a moment.

To describe it, it is like a person who has been trekking in the desert for several days and suddenly picked up Aladdin's magic lamp when he was about to be dried into Loulan's mummy.

You know, with Su's abnormal knowledge storage in front of him, he can come up with a quite in-depth research topic just by relying on his memory without even looking up any information.

This is so exciting!
Chu Qingmian instantly felt that two villains were flying around her and arguing.

Angel Xiaomian's feathered wings were fluttering, the halo above her head was shining, and she spoke righteously.

"Chu Qingmian, Chu Qingmian! How can you have such an idea? You have never cheated since you were a child! Have you forgotten the teacher's teachings? There will be no good end if you are lazy and slippery!"

Demon Xiaomian waved the red cross in his hand, his tail wagging happily, his tone full of ridicule:
"Ha, if this counts as cheating, everyone in the world should be arrested! Think about it, with your current progress, all you will submit is a defense! Do you want to be the joke of the entire class?"

"I would rather lose face than stick to the most basic principles of life!"

"Come on, are you proud of being an idiot who doesn't know how to adapt?"

"Honesty is innocent!"

"But stupidity is guilty."

Chu Qingmian: "Why do I feel like this demon Xiaomian talks so much like Su Chengyi!"

At this time, both of them were lying on the table, very close to each other.

Su Chengyi felt that her eyelashes were almost brushing against her face, and her beautiful and faintly twinkling eyes showed that there was a battle between heaven and man on the opposite side.

After a while, she pursed her lips, as if she had finally made a decision.

Su Chengyi lowered his eyes, waiting for her answer.

"Forget it, Su Chengyi, thank you for your willingness to help me. But I still have to complete my homework by myself!"

Chu Qingmian sat upright again, her eyes bright, and she waved her fist with high spirits.

An expected answer.

As expected of this little squad leader.

Su Chengyi sighed softly, trying to pretend to be serious and warn her not to regret it.

The next second, he couldn't help but laugh.

"You'd better not come to me crying again in two days."

"I don't know how!"

On the day of the official exam, Chu Qingmian came to the classroom early. After a period of looking around and feeling restless, she chose to nervously send a message to Su Chengyi.

"Potato, I am Digua! I will report the battle situation to you from the front line!"

"Uh-huh, I drew lots and got the second one to go on stage. I'm so unlucky."

"Nervous!"

"Su Chengyi, you have to tell me to come on."

She typed loudly, as if she was trying to convey her pounding heartbeat to him through the message.

If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so brave and said I could finish it.
Oh, at least we need to meet him this morning.

Want a hug.

"Ding ding dong dong."

Su Chengyi leaned against the wall, looking at the new messages pouring in on the screen of his mobile phone, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

This guy said he would finish it by himself that day, and he really did it by himself. During this period, he didn't even ask a question.

Of course, I explained the reason to him in a soft voice after that.

The squad leader said that if it was daily homework, forget it. This was the final exam. She felt that she had to rely on her own efforts, otherwise it would be unfair to other students who had prepared seriously.

So I worked hard for several long nights, but the final result was still not satisfactory. Until I got up this morning, I was still struggling with the definitions of various professional terms that might be asked.

Fool.

It was now eight o'clock in the morning, and the school bell rang.

The sun emerged from the clouds, and the sunlight spread like a golden curtain. The dust carried by the students passing through the corridor danced in the light pillar.

Su Chengyi was a little uncomfortable with the suddenly bright light. He narrowed his eyes slightly and typed two words on the screen.

"come on."

"Okay (＾－＾)V!"

Chu Qingmian replied cheerfully.

It's already class time, and the squad leader's violation of the regulations will be increased by one.

"Students who haven't come in yet, please move quickly. Don't delay our classmates' presentation time."

The teacher's urging voice sounded in the classroom.

Su Chengyi turned off the phone screen, put the baseball cap on his head, followed the flow of latecomers, and turned around to walk into the classroom.

(End of this chapter)