I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 532 Separation Anxiety and Magic Spells

When it comes to common scenery on university campuses, the dormitory building is a landmark attraction that cannot be skipped, whether it is a boys' dormitory or a girls' dormitory.

It’s just that because of the difference in gender, the scenery presented is also very different.

The young couples living downstairs in the girls' dormitory often look very affectionate and reluctant to part, as if tomorrow is the end of the world.

"You go first~"

"No, you go first! I'll watch you go upstairs~"

"No, no, no~"

Su Chengyi once heard Matthew complain sourly that even a 50-meter-long sword couldn't cut through these sticky people, and it was really immoral to do it in public, and they should all be taken to the Academic Affairs Office to stand in the corner as punishment.

Of course, on a university campus that advocates freedom of love, Matthew's advice is absolutely ineffective - even though he is the famous vice president of the student union.

The scene downstairs in the boys' dormitory is much simpler.

A boy heard his girlfriend's sweet voice saying that she was waiting for him downstairs, so he went downstairs in a daze amid the "this beast must be killed" looks from his roommates, and took the snacks and milk tea thrown by his girlfriend.

"My roommate and I went shopping today, I'll bring it to you~"

"Oh, okay, do you want me to take you back?"

"No need, just go back!"

"Well, I'm leaving now. My roommate is still waiting for me to play with him."

The boy pretended to be cool on the surface, but in fact, as soon as he turned around and entered the building, he couldn't help but do a 360-degree air shot, wishing that the whole building would come out to appreciate the cup of bubble milk tea in his hand.

The situation of Su Chengyi and Chu Qingmian at this time is slightly different.

On the way back from the studio, the two bought a bowl of oden at the food court at the door.

Chu Qingmian's handling of the oden skewers was as domineering and generous as ever, as if he was going to ask the boss to leave work early, forcing him to go to the spicy hot pot restaurant next door to borrow a large bowl to serve the food.

Su Chengyi was forced to hold such a super giant bowl of oden, which naturally attracted a lot of attention along the way.

To make matters worse, the freshmen had already started their military training today, and the place where they were standing in line was exactly the route the two had to take to get back to the dormitory.

Su Chengyi felt that the hungry gazes of these camouflaged warriors were so sharp that they could penetrate his back.

But Miss Chu, who was enjoying her meal, naturally didn't notice this. Or maybe she had often made such looks in her daily life, so she was used to it.

"Would you like to try this squid ball? I just ate one and it was delicious!"

Chu Qingmian twisted her body happily, her skirt fluttering with her movements, and the curves from her waist to her calves were very youthful and beautiful.

Su Chengyi held the bowl and shook his head expressionlessly.

Chu Qingmian looked at him pretending again, snorted, and poked a meatball on his own.

Her cheeks were puffed up like a chipmunk.

When the freshmen shifted their gaze away from the super-sized oden, they naturally noticed the fairy floating by.

The people who were originally depressed by the sun suddenly became excited, and their shivering legs instantly regained strength.

Anyone who has stood in such a square array can understand this feeling. The time of standing at attention is boring and mechanical. Even if a snail passes by, people can't help but keep paying attention.

What’s more, this is such a beautiful heroine who seems to have walked out of a girls’ comic.

As Su Chengyi and Chu Qingmian walked by, the square formation slowly changed from looking forward to a "looking right" posture.

The instructors who were patrolling with their hands behind their backs naturally noticed this. Those with good tempers just laughed inwardly, while those with stricter tempers began to scold.

"What are you doing? Everyone, look forward!"

So everyone's heads turned around, but their eyeballs were shifted to the limit of human ability. It was estimated that if they continued for a while, their eyeballs would become strabismus and could not be turned back.

Su Chengyi habitually put on an expression of loving everyone in the world, hiding his real feeling of being on pins and needles, and walked away calmly.

Chu Qingmian was concentrating on the various meatballs in the bowl, and naturally didn't notice the wonderful show going on next to him.

At this time, some people in the freshman team had recognized her as the beautiful senior student at the welcome party, and they immediately whispered excitedly.

Within three seconds, the instructor who was walking over mercilessly hit them on the head with his hat one by one.

In the area where Su Chengyi and Chu Qingmian walked, there were regular "ouch" sounds coming one after another, like a game of whack-a-mole.

When the two of them walked downstairs to the dormitory building, Chu Qingmian had almost finished eating.

Su Chengyi was somewhat amazed, and to this day he still didn't understand how Miss Chu's stomach worked.

Some people gain weight even by drinking cold water, but this guy still has a slim waist and long legs despite overeating. It really makes people cry out that fate is unfair.

"Ugh."

When he poked up the last piece of radish, Chu Qingmian suddenly sighed.

Su Chengyi looked at her staring at the radish and asked:

"Not full?"

".I'm full!"

Chu Qingmian took a bite of the radish sullenly.

The radish for oden is cut into round shapes and soaked up the soup, looking very delicious.

Chu Qingmian took a small bite, then stood on tiptoe and handed the other half to Su Chengyi's mouth.

This time, Su Chengyi did not refuse and swallowed it in one gulp.

He usually doesn't like the taste of white radish, but this one tastes very refreshing.

"Oh, it would be nice if I could stay with you forever."

Chu Qingmian watched him chewing and couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh."

Su Chengyi didn't know how to react to such words, so he nodded.

"Oh you big head ghost!"

Chu Qingmian stared.

Su Chengyi swallowed the radish slowly and asked:

"Do you want to live together?"

Chu Yuanjiang would be so angry that he would ask someone to pour cement on his daughter who had just reached adulthood living with a boy.

"I can't tell."

Chu Qingmian sighed.

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, even if we live together, we can't always be together. There will always be a time to separate, but I just don't like to be separated like this right now."

"We generally define this as separation anxiety disorder, which is defined as the extreme fear and anxiety that arises when being separated from a primary attachment person."

Su Chengyi searched the dictionary in his mind and began to explain.

"Oh my god! This seems to fit my symptoms very well!"

Chu Qingmian opened his eyes wide and felt that he had found the crux of the problem.

“Usually appears during the preschool years.”

Su Chengyi continued.

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Chu Qingmian wanted to grab his expressionless face that read "I am a ruthless science popularization machine" and pull it like plasticine.

"Ah, but it's possible that this happens among adults."

Su Chengyi suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth and continued to speak seriously.

I have to say, seeing Chu Qingmian's extremely pretty little face showing all kinds of frustrated expressions is one of life's great pleasures.

"That's it!"

Chu Qingmian clapped his hands and continued to explain his symptoms.

"Every time I'm not with you, I can't help but imagine some terrible situations."

"Like what?"

"Like. Well, I don't want to say."

Chu Qingmian's words were on the tip of his tongue, but he shook his head and refused to say anything.

"why?"

"I feel it's unlucky. I'm afraid of my bad luck."

Chu Qingmian covered his mouth nervously and spoke incoherently.

"Then I can probably guess."

Su Chengyi thought about it and decided that it must have been a car accident, a plane crash, or he was suddenly abducted by aliens while walking on the road.

"Well! In short, I just can't control such thoughts. You don't know how uncomfortable it is."

Chu Qingmian's face fell and he pouted.

Su Chengyi took the opportunity to pinch her cheek.

"Fool."

"certainly not."

"Don't worry, I have a lot of life to live. When you are not by my side, I will try my best to live."

As Su Chengyi spoke, he began to laugh and raised his hand to touch her head.

"Well, at least live until the next time I see you?" he continued.

Chu Qingmian immediately protested with "Hey, hey, hey", and then pulled his sleeve and forced him to "Pooh, pooh, pooh" more than ten times before letting him go, and warned him that if he did it again next time, he would have to eat a plate of raw shrimps covered with mustard sauce before he would forgive him.

When Su Chengyi walked into the dormitory building, Chu Qingmian was still standing there, looking at his back.

Although she was joking when she talked about separation anxiety just now, the actual symptoms are much more obvious and serious.

Moreover, this is indeed a problem that has existed since preschool.

Over the past few days, this uneasy premonition has become stronger and stronger, as if the sky is dark and terrifying, and a huge snowstorm is about to come.

Chu Qingmian lowered his head and let out a light breath.

She tried to comfort herself, as she had been doing for some time.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm just worrying about nothing."

"At worst, the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will come and the earth will cover it."

"Bridge here, walk on it! Kick your feet and they will disappear!"

"Rictusempra!"

This is a spell from Harry Potter, "Grinning Hula La", which makes people laugh uncontrollably.

"The spirit of a woman likes to be clear, but her heart disturbs it; the human heart likes to be quiet, but desire pulls it."

This is a sentence from the "Classic of Purity and Tranquility", which Chu Qingmian wrote down from Su Chengyi's mouth.

Once when she was angry, Su Chengyi was mumbling something beside her. She pricked up her ears and listened for a long time but couldn't understand what he was mumbling.

The result was that not only did she not have peace and quiet, but it made her even angrier.

She had just finished reciting half of these messy, desperate spells when a shadow suddenly covered her eyes again.

Then a cold object was pressed against her forehead, and the stimulating coolness instantly drove away her chaotic thoughts.

Chu Qingmian looked up blankly and saw Su Chengyi, who had just entered the dormitory, had come back for some reason. He was holding a can of Sprite in his hand.

"What are you thinking?"

After looking at her, Su Chengyi put down the Sprite and asked with raised eyebrows.

"Why are you here again?"

Chu Qingmian blinked and asked.

"It's so hot out here, I'll buy you an ice drink from the vending machine downstairs for you to drink on the way."

Su Chengyi handed the Sprite to her, and then put his hands in his pockets as if nothing had happened.

"Come on, I'll take you back."

".Um?"

"Hurry up, it's hot."

Su Chengyi raised his hand to block the sunlight and squinted his eyes slightly, revealing his most common lazy expression.

Chu Qingmian held the cold aluminum can in his hand, lowered his eyes and thought, as if he had found the simplest and most effective magic spell.

"Su Chengyi."

"Ok?"

"I like you very much."

So in the end he went around in a circle and sent Miss Chu back to the dormitory.

Su Chengyi got a can of Coke that she bought from the vending machine downstairs in the girls' dormitory. She drank it while walking back to the boys' dormitory avoiding the sunlight.

After one summer vacation, he almost forgot his dormitory number.

I almost went the wrong way, but when I passed a door, I happened to hear Matthew's usual "successful laugh".

Yes, it is the laughter that those stereotypical entrepreneurs who give success speeches in movies and TV dramas would make.

Su Chengyi stepped back, grasped the door handle, and found that the door was open.

The moment he pushed the door open, he almost fainted.

There is a girl in the dormitory!
The girl was obviously coming for him.

"Senior~~~"

As soon as the girl saw him, her eyes lit up and she ran over impatiently.

Su Chengyi subconsciously took a step back to make sure he had not walked into the wrong dormitory area.

At this time, Matthew, who was sitting near the door, also leaned over and waved at him.

"Hey! Come in quickly, it's hot outside."

Su Chengyi took a deep breath, put one hand on his waist, and lowered his head to look at the uninvited guest.

“Nina Liang, what are you doing here?”

He asked seriously, but Liang Nina was not frightened and smiled obediently.

She was still wearing a military training camouflage uniform, which seemed to be a size too large, making her look like she was completely enveloped in the camouflage color blocks.

But she rolled up her sleeves, tucked her trouser legs into her boots, and her hat was thrown somewhere. Her long curly chestnut hair was draped over her shoulders, and she looked like a military flower.

"I came to look for the seniors, and they said you weren't here, so I waited here."

Since he asked, Nina Liang explained obediently.

Although this explanation doesn't sound reasonable.

"This is a boys' dormitory. How can a girl like you come in?"

Su Chengyi sighed and recalled whether there was a sign in the boys' dormitory downstairs saying "Girls are not allowed".

"No one stopped me."

Nina Liang looked innocent.

Su Chengyi was about to continue speaking, but Matthew couldn't listen anymore.

"Xiao Su, you're being unreasonable, aren't you? The schoolgirl came to see you specially, and you rushed her away without even asking what she wanted. That's not very nice."

"Come in if you have anything to say. It's hot outside without air conditioning, right?"

Li Tao also said with a smile.

Finally, even the taciturn Shangguan couldn't help but agree:

"Well, what if something does happen to her?"

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Su Chengyi didn't know what kind of witchcraft Liang Nina used to turn these three people into traitors in an instant.

A bold guess is that it probably depends on the face.

There was no choice but for Su Chengyi to go into the dormitory.

After a summer vacation, his seat was very clean, without a speck of dust.

Before anyone could be surprised, Li Tao took the initiative to say:
"Today, this junior schoolmate came over and rolled up her sleeves to help you make your bed. She spent two hours cleaning and washing."

"That's right, I've been busy for so long and I haven't even had time to catch my breath yet, and you're kicking me out now. That's really ruthless."

"Even the bed sheets have been changed."

Matthew and Shangguan also spoke up to help.

Su Chengyi leaned on the desk and turned to look at Liang Nina.

The latter followed him obediently, looking like a harmless curly-haired puppy.

Su Chengyi knew clearly that he should not be deceived by this guy's appearance, so he put his arms in his arms and asked:

"You didn't secretly place some equipment that might lead to any crime, did you?"

He asked this question quite implicitly, but Nina Liang understood it in a second and immediately shook her head.

"No."

She paused, then continued with regret:

"Senior is so smart, even if we let him go, he will definitely be discovered soon."

"Besides, if you do this, the senior will be very angry."

"I don't want to upset the senior."

It turns out that there really is such an idea, but it has not been implemented due to these reasons.

To warn her, Su Chengyi bent his knuckles and tapped her head gently, saying seriously:
"It won't happen again."

Liang Nina was hit, but she didn't show any expression of pain. Instead, she said "hmm" with a happy look on her face.

Instead, a series of "hissing" sounds were heard in the dormitory, as if no one could understand his violent behavior at all.

There were glares whizzing at me from all directions, just like when I passed by the military training formation just now.

Su Chengyi could only glance around in confusion, and he clearly saw many complex emotions of gritting his teeth on the faces of these three scoundrels.

They included "You are such a stubborn guy", "Did I see wrongly? What did you do to such a cute school girl?", "God damn you, you are such an ungrateful person", and "Please, can't you see that there is a super beautiful girl in front of you, you bastard Tiemeiyalu!"

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Su Chengyi was speechless for a moment.

(End of this chapter)