I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 545: Fighting is worse than internal friction

"But, how did you get in? Where's the access control?"

Su Chengyi finally reported to the teacher and asked for leave, and left the classroom ten minutes early to greet this smart man.

The teacher was eager for him to get rid of this funny guy as soon as possible and approved of his decision to leave early.

"Hey, who am I? Of course I have the means."

Xu Yang made funny faces.

"speak English."

"Okay, okay, I've been chatting with the old man for quite a while at the door, and I already know about his experiences traveling all over the country when he was young. If we chat for another half an hour, he'll want to acknowledge me as his grandson."

"And then he let you in?"

Su Chengyi raised his eyebrows.

"No way."

Xu Yang sighed and looked at the Weiming Lake in the distance.

"In the end, I had to register my detailed personal information before he let me go."

".Whose personal information did you register?"

"yours."

Xu Yang answered honestly.

"Su Chengyi, male, 18 years old, studying at the Law School of Peking University, handsome and good-looking, was stopped from entering today because he did not bring his campus card."

"Fuck off!"

Su Chengyi slapped him on the back of the head.

Xu Yang covered his head and begged for mercy with a giggle, and the two walked out of the teaching building side by side. Su Chengyi thought again of his behavior of disrupting the class just now.

"Can you be more considerate next time? So many people are in class and they were delayed because of you."

"Oh! Sorry, sorry, I subconsciously thought you guys were the same as us in the sports academy."

"Please do not elevate individual behavior to the whole body and do not stigmatize the sports college."

"I am the one who is stigmatizing the sports college."

As soon as he came out of the teaching building, Su Chengyi's footsteps were nailed under the eaves.

"Where are you going?"

"No, just wandering around."

Xu Yang sighed deeply and looked melancholy.

"You want me to walk with you on a 37-38 degree day?"

Su Chengyi raised his eyes and frowned because of the glaring sunlight.

"Then let's find a place to drink!"

Xu Yang immediately took out his cell phone and started to determine the location.

Su Chengyi glanced at his watch and couldn't help but pat Dacongming on the head.

"Are you still drunk from last night? It's only a few hours now and you're drinking now?"

"Oh, Mr. Yi, it's a bit strange when you say that. I feel dizzy."

Xu Yang rubbed his face, looking like a big golden retriever who was depressed after being caught in the rain.

"What about a coffee shop? A tea restaurant? At least there should be a quiet place for us to sit down and chat for a while."

After hearing what he said, Su Chengyi thought about it and actually thought of a good place to go.

A new "psychological catharsis room" opened near the university town.

This concept is still relatively new and has only recently emerged. It is generally a component of a psychological counseling room.

But there is also a "youth version" that simply allows people to vent their emotions and does not provide psychological counseling services.

He got this news from Miss Ye Ju, the working emperor. Because they were asked to scan the code to register as members, she was responsible for recruiting people.

"With your connections, are you still short of a member like me?"

Su Chengyi reluctantly took out his cell phone.

"You are different. You are a high-quality user. You are worth ten people."

Ye Ju smiled flatteringly and held up the QR code on the flyer with both hands.

"drop."

After scanning the code, after a series of mobile phone number verification code operations, a prompt will finally pop up indicating that you have successfully registered.

The interface is of very poor quality, with uneven font sizes.

Su Chengyi turned off his phone and asked with a hint of suspicion:

“Isn’t this some new type of pyramid scheme?”

“Bullshit!”

Ye Ju glared at him, patted his chest and said confidently:
"This is a serious psychological venting room, okay!"

"you?"

"Yeah, this is a joint venture between me and a few classmates from the psychology club. I saved the money for almost a year."

After saying this, Ye Ju suddenly sat up straight with a serious face, transforming into the state of a publicity master.

"Hello, customer, this is the 'It's better to fight than to waste time' psychological catharsis room!

The main theme of college students' entrepreneurship is to listen to advice. You are welcome to come to the store to experience it. We charge by time, openly and fairly. First-time registered members will be given half an hour of free time and a small gift! "

After saying a long string of advertising slogans in one breath, she waved her hands like a lucky cat.

"Uncle, come and play~"

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Su Chengyi casually threw her flyer at her face.

"I wish Miss Ye a prosperous business. Goodbye."

I didn't expect to have the opportunity to visit so soon.

In his previous life, Su Chengyi often went for psychological counseling. As an SVIP annual fee customer, he would occasionally go to the venting room next door to stay for a while.

However, he did not smash things or yell like others did. He just put on protective clothing and sat there quietly, observing the graffiti written by others on the wall.

"Stupid leader, I hope you become bald soon."

"Go to hell with this bastard!"

"To hell with exams and all that!"

"I! Want! To! Go! Ashore!!!"

"I love your mom's love for selling twisted flowers!!"

Su Chengyi did not look at all this with the so-called great mind of "compassion for all living beings". On the contrary, his thoughts were despicable:

"Fortunately, I'm not the only one in the world who lives such a miserable life."

Putting all these aside, catharsis is a well-known therapy in psychology and it is indeed effective.

It looked like Xu Yang's mental state was extremely abnormal. Although he still looked smart and cheerful on the surface, Su Chengyi could vaguely sense that he was actually extremely panicked and in a completely uneasy state.

No matter what, just swing the baseball bat and hit a few beer bottles first. No matter how many emotions you have, it's time to calm down after venting them like this.

Thinking this, Su Chengyi took Xu Yang to the address on the business card of the "It's better to fight than to waste time" venting room.

Unexpectedly, although the address on the business card was easy to find, the sign clearly stated:

Paradise on Earth luxury club.

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Is it really a good thing for such a misleading name to appear near a university town?
Su Chengyi was silent for a while, while Xu Yang next to him covered his chest as if facing a great enemy.

"Wait a minute! What kind of place is this! Mr. Yi, how could you do this?! I am a pure boy!"

"Tsk."

Su Chengyi was too lazy to pay attention to this drama queen. He lowered his head to confirm the address again. It seemed to be this place.

I walked around in confusion and finally found a small door in the corner. After I opened it, I saw a long staircase with the words written in crooked fonts:

"Instead of wasting time, it's better to fight. Please go upstairs to the venting room."

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Such simplicity is in line with the cost of college students' entrepreneurship.

Su Chengyi thought so, bent down and went into the building.

However, after walking out of the cramped corridor, I actually felt a sense of sudden openness.

The pink and black graffiti-colored decoration style is very eye-catching, and Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spiri" is playing on the speakers.

Su Chengyi listened to the rhythmic drum beats and thought to himself that this sounded like the beginning of a cyberpunk game.

There are secret bases hidden in the corners of the city.

"Hello, customer. I'm sorry, we don't have Neuromancer, Fauve, Algernon, etc. here~"

Su Chengyi heard the familiar voice and turned around.

As expected, Ye Ju came out from in front of the counter with a smile on his face.

Although he didn't want to admit it, this guy's train of thought seemed to be surprisingly consistent with his. What she just said were all words from classic science fiction novels.

Neuromancer, While We Live, and Flowers for Algernon.

“The decoration of this store is very nice.”

Su Chengyi followed his inner evaluation.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you going to disband with that Big Brother-like inspection tone?!"

Although Ye Ju said this, she looked very proud. She pointed at the graffiti on the ceiling and said:
“I drew this too!”

"Oh! That's awesome! This is a drawing of Thomas the Tank Engine!"

Xu Yang applauded enthusiastically while saying, "Thomas is a ghost!!"

Ye Ju stared in disbelief.

“This is the spaceship from Interstellar, the Endurance, but it’s a bit abstract.”

Su Chengyi looked up and explained.

"That's it!"

Ye Ju sighed and said with emotion:
“The artist’s creative method is indeed not widely accepted by the world.”

"Okay artist, you are now mainly a receptionist girl."

Su Chengyi pulled her out of her fantasy and pointed to the price list in front of her.

"We'll rent it for an hour first."

"OK~K~"

Ye Ju trotted back to the counter and started printing tickets.

"Can I get half an hour as a registered member? Then I'll sign up!"

Xu Yang spotted the flyer next to him and happily started scanning the code.

"Yes, every time you attract a new customer using your phone number, you can get another ten minutes!"

"Oh! So conscientious? Don't worry, Sister Juzi, I will get everyone from our hospital to come to you when I get back."

Xu Yang said cheerfully.

Su Chengyi had no doubt about Dacongming's appeal, but given his character of dying if he didn't show off, he would definitely buy tickets for everyone at once.

By that time, the delivery time won’t even be enough to reach a fraction of it.

"Thank you in advance! But it's not good to have too many people, our place is not that big."

Ye Ju replied with a smile as she handed them two tickets.

Su Chengyi looked down at the time and then looked up again.

"Two hours?"

"Hmm~ What's the matter? What's wrong with giving a little to a classmate? I'm the boss lady."

Ye Ju said confidently.

"Can the generous lady boss give us two more bottles of Coke?"

Xu Yang looked at the freezer on the other side.

"No."

The boss lady refused mercilessly.

"After you go in, on the right is the place to put on protective clothing. Make sure you put it on properly. Your room is 102. Do you see the door number?"

"OK."

"When the time comes, a waiter will knock on the door and ask you to come out. You can then go and rest on the coffee table over there. I'll treat you to Coke when the time comes."

“Thank you, generous lady boss~”

Following Ye Ju's instructions, Su Chengyi and Xu Yang successfully put on protective clothing and walked to the door of Room 102.

When I passed by room 101, I could vaguely hear someone venting inside, with the sound of beer bottles breaking and curses heard simultaneously.

However, due to the sound insulation, I couldn't hear it clearly.

Xu Yang pushed open the door of Room 102 and peeked inside.

The structure inside was similar to the venting room in Su Chengyi's impression, with rubber dolls, an intelligent percussion venting instrument, and a shouting instrument for testing decibels. There were also some rubber bats and colorful leather balls scattered on the ground for hitting.

It's quite professional. Ye Ju must have put a lot of thought into it.

Su Chengyi hooked the baseball bat on the ground with his foot, held it in his hand, and tentatively hit the ball out in a baseball posture.

The stressed rubber ball bounced up and down in the room, bouncing several times before coming to a stop.

Xu Yang swallowed and looked at Su Chengyi with a complicated expression.

"Boss Yi, you look like a gangster, the kind that would smash people's cars with a baseball bat."

"Well, and occasionally hit people on the head."

Su Chengyi said as if nothing had happened. He threw the bat, spun it a few times, and caught it accurately.

When Xu Yang first walked in, he wanted to say that this place seemed like a place for pillow fights, but now he held back his words.

If President Yi suddenly decides to try blindfolding and beating people, it will be the end of him. Even Schwarzenegger won't be able to withstand his blow.

Xu Yang became more and more frightened the more he thought about it. In order to divert his attention, he walked to the shouting machine and made a long-drawn "Ah——" sound to test its effect.

Su Chengyi looked at the prompts on the electronic screen.

"Please shout out all your recent troubles here~ PS: Just imagine that you are talking to God!"

It's obvious that this thing was written by Ye Ju himself.

"Well, shout."

Su Chengyi put on the noise-isolating earplugs hanging around his neck and raised his hand to signal.

Xu Yang was not polite either. He really needed a place where he could vent all his recent depression.

So he took a deep breath and shouted at the loudest volume in his life:
"Oh my god!!! I will never call you grandpa again!!! Because you really treat me like your grandson!!!"

Despite the protection of noise-isolating earplugs, the effect is still amazing when Xu Yang's big speaker is turned to the strongest mode.

There seemed to be sound waves echoing in this small venting room, and Su Chengyi felt his head was buzzing.

"Women are a scourge! Women are an unprovoked disaster! Women are the first of the five poisons! They are the culprits who persecute young boys and are the ruthless killers of innocent boys! Women must not be touched, they will only ruin things!!"

Xu Yang continued to scream at the top of his lungs.

Su Chengyi looked at the decibel value on the shouting meter and saw that it had jumped to the red bar. He seemed to be about to collapse, so he reached out and tugged at the back of Xu Yang's collar.

"Okay, take it. If it's damaged, you'll have to pay for it."

Xu Yang choked and coughed several times, then sat down on the stress ball next to him. The poor ball was flattened by him.

"Can't rest."

Su Chengyi handed him the bat.

"continue."

"what?"

Xu Yang took the bat and stood up, confused.

"The sound is a little quieter, and the strength is mainly in the hands."

Su Chengyi gestured and continued:

"You should vent all your excess emotions in this way first, and then we can discuss the specific issues later. This will ensure that you don't make decisions based on emotions and regret it after you calm down."

"okay!"

Xu Yang jumped twice on the spot to warm up, and swung the baseball bat in his hand vigorously.

"Brother, I really won't let a woman take control of me this time! Pretending to be fascinated by her is just one step in my plan!"

While Xu Yang was shouting, he smashed the baseball bat on the puppet.

Su Chengyi nodded and said "hmm".

"It's impossible not to go crazy when you're in love! I'm just forcing myself!!!"

"Makes sense."

Su Chengyi thought that the day when he would go crazy had not yet come.

"The world kisses me with pain, and I repay the world with one punch, two punches, three punches, four punches, five punches, uppercut, lower hook, left hook, right hook!"

Xu Yang attacked with both hands, knocking the rubber doll over and over.

"Raise your elbows higher."

Su Chengyi stood aside and used all his strength to correct his punching posture.

After a set of exercises, Xu Yang collapsed to the ground with sweat all over his forehead, and yelled with his last bit of strength:
"Damn it! We can just break up!!! There are so many beautiful girls in the world anyway!"

"Is it?"

Su Chengyi raised his eyebrows and asked back.

"No."

Xu Yang immediately shook his head honestly.

"Boss Yi, I just said those words in anger."

"I know."

Su Chengyi uttered a "huh" and reached out to pull him up from the ground.

"Are you in the mood for a good chat now? Let's go out for a drink."

"Okay, Mr. Yi, it's great to have you."

This method is really effective. Xu Yang already feels much better and breathes a sigh of relief.

He strode to the door, helped Su Chengyi open the door, and walked out of room 102 together.

At this time, the door of Room 101 next door was suddenly opened, and two girls, also wearing protective clothing, walked out arm in arm.