A retired reincarnation of a certain American film.

Chapter 1 Traveling through time to become a moist thing

Luke wakes up.

Get up.

After stretching, and then yawning very comfortably, he subconsciously opened the tent, got out, and breathed in the air of the City of Angels in the free world.

The heart is happy!
Half a year ago, he and his girlfriend, who yearned for the free world, sold off their domestic assets together. Without knowing any bad words, he ran to Panama, hiked through the tropical rainforest, and went through the luggage After being stolen, his wallet was robbed, and his girlfriend was snatched away by an old gangster, he finally reached the free world he longed for.

Although he has no money, he can only sleep in this garbage dump.

but……

The air in the free world is really sweet!

I really like America!

next second.

Not far from his tent, the stench from the mountains of garbage and the dirty water flowing freely on the ground penetrated directly into the tip of his nose.

While making Luke choke, it also woke him up!
Wait a moment.

What do I like?
Bad country?

Go to Nima.

Who are you insulting?
Luke's eyes suddenly opened, and in an instant, his consciousness came completely. In an instant, he crushed the remaining consciousness of this body into dregs, and at the same time absorbed all the original memories of his predecessor.

Memories of the original body flooded in.

Lu Ke couldn't help but snorted. The feeling of powerlessness coming from his body and the hunger that penetrated into his bones came at the same time, making him fall involuntarily behind him. It was the same senior Runren who couldn't stand the desolate Lu Ke. The gift was given to a tent that smelled as stinky as the garbage dump in front of me.

after awhile.

Luke, who had completely digested the memory of his predecessor, slowly opened his eyes again.

look up.

He saw several garbage mountains not far away, made up of countless piles of garbage.

Bow down.

He saw the black sewage flowing down the garbage mountain on the dirt floor, even flowing to his feet, exuding an endless stench.

then……

Luke looked at himself.

It is already October in the City of Angels. Although it is not cold yet, the lowest temperature is only fifteen degrees.

But what was he wearing?
A thin black T-shirt that was white in memory but has now turned black and a thin pair of jeans that have also been worn out of shape.

That's it?

Sleeping in a garbage dump, wearing thin clothes that turned from white to black to prepare for the winter, is this called freedom?
That's it?

There are mountains of garbage piled up like countless hills, and even sewage that exudes endless stench. Is this called fresh and sweet air?

Are you in your head?

Wait a moment.

Is this guy what the Internet calls...an electronic pet?
Hey!
After Luke realized who he had traveled through this time, he immediately became angry!

Lord God, are you kidding me?

You agreed to let me retire, so why the hell did you let me retire in the body of an electronic pet?
Come out to me!

"Ma De, I worked for you through life and death in the main god space, and finally retired, but you ended up playing tricks on me, right?"

"come out!"

Luke was furious in his heart, calling out to the Lord God and cursing angrily.

result……

Before he called out the main god, he called out a staff member who worked at the garbage dump.Not far away, a staff member who was a white, fat and standard white man saw Luke who was setting up a tent on the sewage ground. It seemed that he had spent the night here last night. He was stunned for a second and then walked towards this direction cursing. Come over: "Damn yellow-skinned monkey, how many times have I told you not to spend the night on my property again, Fake!"

Luke, who originally saw the person coming and was about to leave first, listened to the fat man's words, narrowed his eyes and stopped, looking at the fat man: "What did you call me?"

Fatty Bai cursed and looked at Lu Ke who dared to talk back, so he directly raised his foot and kicked Lu Ke.

"Damn yellow-skinned monkey..."

Lu Ke instantly grabbed the right foot that Fatty Bai was kicking towards him and pushed it upwards with all his strength!
moment.

The cursing expression on Fat Bai's face turned into panic, and then he fell backwards uncontrollably. With a bang, his huge body hit the cesspool on the ground hard.

The sewage on the ground, especially because of his size, splashed out everywhere like fried fish, directly covering his fat face with a layer of sewage mask.

"vomit!"

The fat man swallowed a few mouthfuls of sewage and instantly felt nauseated!

next second.

Fatty Bai became extremely angry.

"Fake!"

"Damn Huang Piza..."

"what!"

The fat man turned his head and looked at his right arm that was being stepped on. He couldn't help but let out a scream, and then he tried his best to stand up.

Luke, who was stepping on one of Fatty Bai's arms, felt Fatty Bai's struggle. In order to suppress Fatty Bai, he lay down on Fatty Bai's body and relied on his whole body's strength to suppress the struggling one beneath him. Fat white man.

no way.

If he didn't do this, he wouldn't be able to suppress this fat white man.

This fat white man is actually not very powerful. He looks strong, but like 80.00% of the fat white men, he is puffy.

If Luke's body traveled through time.

As for the fat white man in front of me, he can pull out of the solar system with one hand.

No joke kind of thing.

But right now?
The useless body he came back from time-traveled was truly too useless. Even if he pressed it with all his strength, he had already started to sweat after a while.

even……

Luke could feel that the adrenaline in this body was already starting to work.

Fatty Bai looked at Luke who was suppressing him, and his whole body began to tremble: "Ah, damn yellow-skinned bastard, from me... wuwuwu!"

Hearing Fatty Bai's rude address, Luke's eyes instantly turned cold, and he directly covered Fatty Bai's mouth and nose with both hands.

moment.

The fat man's eyes widened, and he kept kicking his hands and feet hard, trying to kick out the yellow-skinned bastard riding on him.

The beads of sweat on Luke's forehead were constantly overflowing and dripping down.

Fortunately.

The endurance of this fat white man was not very good. Almost when Luk felt that he could no longer hold on, he rolled his eyes, his hands and feet waving randomly lost power, and he lay down completely. Then, completely because Suffocate, go to hell to report to Mephisto.

Seeing this, Lu Ke also relaxed and lay on the fat man's body, his chest heaving violently and he was panting.

Fortunately there is no third person here.

Otherwise...

The scene in front of you will definitely make people imagine.

(End of this chapter)