I will still be a god in this life

Chapter 12 There is a worm in her belly

Tanaka Ning became the only person who laughed out loud after hearing that Concubine Mi was going to buy a temple.

Good friends should laugh at each other as soon as possible when the other person is doing something stupid or wants to do something stupid.

"You are laughing at your sister." Concubine Mi glared at Tanaka Ning dissatisfied.

Tanaka Ning was drunk last night, and she had to say that she had been poisoned by Xiangxi Jiangzhu. Concubine Mi supported her in searching for the worms in her belly, and then she found a toy plastic knife and watched Tanaka Ning pierce her belly. After pricking her hair, she finally found a hair from somewhere and said it was the worm in her stomach.

Because she was worried that Tanaka Ning would not remember that the poisonous insects had been dug out of her body afterwards, Concubine Mi thoughtfully took a video to remind her that she no longer had to worry about the poisonous insects.

"Miss, let's not talk about whether the temple can be bought and sold, why do you want a temple?" He Meiyu knew that since Concubine Mi was making a grand trip, she would never give up her idea just because He Meiyu said "the temple cannot be bought and sold".

Because the next troubles were all He Meiyu's, Concubine Mi had always only made requests. How to help her realize them was someone else's business and had nothing to do with her.

"Haha..." Concubine Mi sneered. She knew that many of the things she had to do were incomprehensible to mortals and even seemed ridiculous, but in fact they were just too ignorant.

Mortals are too mediocre and often fall into confusion and loss of self-perception, so they hope that the world will be more ordinary, so that it seems natural for them to be a member of the mediocrity.

In fact, the world is not so ordinary. Self-deception and self-comfort may make ordinary people feel better, but it will only hinder real wise men from discovering the truth of the world.

Last night, Concubine Mi was training her divine pet in the Great Luotian Realm, and she witnessed the arrival and disappearance of the immortals with her own eyes.

Judging from the attire of that god, he might be an Emperor of Heaven, a Great Emperor, or even a Monarch who truly holds real power and power, rather than various grass-headed gods with random names.

Since gods really exist, Concubine Mi may become a god or immortal in the future. If she first occupies a temple to attract some incense, it might help her obtain the fruition status.

"Well..." Concubine Mi clasped her hands behind her back, raised her chest slightly, and explained casually: "This temple is as full of incense as the fireworks in Juzhou. After I buy it, I plan to use the temple to worship the gods and goddesses." Move out, build another statue of me and put it inside to collect the incense from the world."

Tian Zhong Ning and He Meiyu thought about it, but they never imagined that Concubine Mi had such a plan.

Both of them were stunned for a moment. Tanaka Ning was the first to hold her stomach and laugh, because she knew that this thing sounded absurd, but Concubine Mi could really do it.

Imagining that his best friend turned into a god and sat in the temple being smoked every day, Tanaka Ningxiao's knees became weak and he knelt down.

It's a pity that her knee pads have been removed by He Meiyu.

"Haha... Then let me give you a kiss first..." Tanaka Ning clasped his hands together and bowed to Concubine Mi, "Pfft... you are going to laugh me to death..."

Concubine Mi just stared at Tianzhong Ning coldly, "You only knock one, do you look down on me? If you knock a few more, I can bear it."

The delicate girl in gorgeous and elegant clothes has an expressionless face, with a pure and lusty coolness. The young woman kneeling on the ground has an exaggerated and attractive figure. The jeans tighten the curves of her lower limbs. She kneels on the ground. It seemed to attract the piety in the hearts of many pilgrims.

Either they could not turn their eyes away, or they were secretive. Maybe the ethereal and invisible immortal Buddha high in the sky was not as beautiful as the real thing in front of them, or maybe they had changed their beliefs at this moment and just wanted to prostrate themselves behind the prostrate female Bodhisattva.

"Miss Tian, ​​can you please pay attention to your image?" He Meiyu quickly helped Tian Zhongning up. She didn't want image, but He Meiyu had to take care of her and Concubine Mi's image.Concubine Mi just talked to herself as if no one else was around, but this one was better. He Meiyu just wanted to take Concubine Mi and hide far away, so as not to misunderstand that they were a group of crazy people with her.

Of course, Tanaka Ning didn't kowtow to Concubine Mi any more, she just patted her knees and still laughed.

Concubine Mi calmly took out her mobile phone from her sleeve pocket, adjusted the volume to the maximum, and then started to play the video of Tanaka Ning after poking her belly last night, holding a hair and excitedly saying that it was a Gu insect. .

"You guys..." He Meiyu has seen a lot of things about Concubine Mi, and can usually control her emotions, but this one from Tanaka Ning... He Meiyu couldn't help it even after professional training. She raised her hand to cover her eyes, and then pinched herself again. cheeks, and finally lowered his head and squatted down with a smile.

"You shut it down!" Tanaka Ning couldn't help but get furious. When he got up in the morning, he recalled the scene when he was drinking last night. He didn't think of the fragment.

There was no way to guard against Concubine Mi's insidious methods that had succeeded many times in the past. She just felt that she looked crazy, ugly and stupid in the video, and she immediately rushed over to grab the phone with gritted teeth.

Of course, Concubine Mi couldn't let her succeed, so she casually left it to a general next to her - Concubine Mi's bodyguard.

Tian Zhong Ning was helpless. Concubine Mi's bodyguards were all top-notch experts, and they obeyed Concubine Mi. How could Tan Zhong Ning take her away?
"Now tell me, is it funny that I bought the temple, or is it funny that you found the poisonous insects?" Concubine Mi folded her hands in front of her chest and glared at Tanaka Ning arrogantly. A stupid mortal dared to laugh at Mi The concubine is a prepared god.

"I'm funny! I'm funny! I'm funny!" Tanaka Ning said angrily. This concubine Mi always pretends to be her ordinary appearance, but in fact she is very sinister and cunning. Tanaka Ning was attracted by her absurd appearance. She was deceived and was plotted by her in a moment of carelessness.

Concubine Mi then tilted her head to the left and to the right, making the two golden bells hidden in the ball's head make a clear tinkling sound, feeling proud.

"It seems that no one has any objections to the purchase of the temple, right?" Concubine Mi was not one to have her own way, so she looked around again, and then her eyes fell on He Meiyu.

This He Meiyu is very scheming and will never expose some dirty information and let the handle fall into the hands of Concubine Mi as easily as Tanaka Ning. She is really cunning.

"Miss, I'm just a little confused."

"You said."

"You moved the statues of other gods away so that you can monopolize the incense. Then when you become an immortal and go to heaven, what will you do when you meet those gods?"

He Meiyu thought about it carefully and had to remind her eldest lady, while also showing some worry.

The eldest lady here is causing trouble, and she, He Meiyu, can still help withstand gunfire, punches, and other things. If the gods fight, she won't be able to compete with them.

Concubine Mi could not help but be stunned, and had not considered this issue at all.

But what He Meiyu said makes sense. There are so many gods in this temple, and she will come to heaven, but she will be outraged by the public.

This doesn't make sense... I think back then, King Zhou relied on the fact that his ancestor god Donghuang Taiyi was a member of the Dongyi deity, and could not urinate in a pot with Nuwa's group of Chinese deities, so he dared to face the statue of Nuwa. Blasphemy, as a result, the Chinese pantheon of gods later attacked them, and a dynasty that was so big and long ended.

This is a true history that is dripping with blood and leads to corpses everywhere. Concubine Mi has to pay attention to it. She doesn’t know which line her ancestors belong to. If she offends too many other gods, her ancestors like King Zhou will be What should I do if I can't protect her?

(End of this chapter)