I will still be a god in this life

Chapter 67 My virtue
Brother Xiaoji, the host of the store visit, is a very stylish person. His favorite Tang poem is "Compassion for the Farmers": It is noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil. Who knows that every grain of food is hard work.

Every time the show starts, he will read this poem, and then follow it with "Hello everyone, I am your dick brother, please show everyone's dicks."

Everyone knows that his shop-traveling style focuses on being arrogant, but he often recites this common sense, which creates a strong contrast and is very effective in the show. Although people scold him from various angles every time, Little Chicken Brother does not If you don’t take it seriously and no one scolds you, where will the traffic come from?

Sometimes he would explain in a rather elaborate manner that he liked this poem because his idol was Li Shen, the author of "Compassion for the Farmers". When he became rich, he would eat dozens of poems in one meal like Li Shen. Ten thousand.

At present, Chicken Brother's fans have just exceeded 5, but his live broadcast room is very lively. The comments during each live broadcast often exceed those of some big anchors with higher fans.

It was early in the morning, and there were many people in the live broadcast room. They all heard someone next to them saying to Brother Little Chicken, "You will die today." The live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and the number of barrages skyrocketed.

Isn’t this show just about effective?Brother Little Chicken was overjoyed, and when he turned around, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth tilted up, his cheeks twitched twice, and he sneered: "Little classmate, I know you are cynical, but you have to know that good people don't live long. Disaster will last for thousands of years... This is the life experience I have taught you, brother... If I must die today, it only proves that I am a good person, so why do you curse me?"

Zhou Fuxi smiled slightly, but turned around and went back.

"Hey... why are you leaving? Brother, I want to talk to you more, don't leave just after you finish the curse." Brother Little Chicken looked at the phone and said regretfully, twisting his neck to reveal the big gold chain underneath, " If he wasn't still a student, how could I, a tall man of 1.8 meters and [-] meters, still make him walk?"

Brother Little Chicken continued to walk forward, still holding the pot of steamed buns between his elbows and waist. He was eating and throwing away the buns. Then he and the fans in the barrage noticed at the same time that the high school student was following him again with his schoolbag on his back. He was following Zhu from afar, his head slightly lowered, but his eyes were looking up, with a smile on his lips, which made Brother Chicken's hair stand on end.

"Brothers, what does this little brat want to do? I've never seen anything like this. Do you think I should give him a beating?" Brother Little Chicken felt something was wrong, but he was still a little excited. You must know that as an anchor, you have to work for material and content every day. We have racked our brains for program effects, but now we have real effects delivered to our door. Isn’t that good?
He knows very well that when watching live broadcasts, only a small number of anchors can attract fans with their talent, skills and positive personality charm. Most anchors have to work hard to achieve results.

After all, fans just want to watch the fun. People in the past would gather around them when they saw something happening on the street. Now people just watch the fun online. In essence, they are like the spectators who watch beheadings written by Lu Xun in "Medicine". There is no difference, there are still people waiting for the blood to be dipped in human blood steamed buns to eat.

Brother Xiaoji laughed and responded to the fans in the live broadcast room. He knew that the other party was probably wronged because of the beauty who had been waiting for him earlier, and it was just a rough road.

If you want the other party to follow you, you have to continue to provoke, so he threw the steamed buns in his hand a little slower, and said with a smile: "Why did I suddenly think of Lu Dongbin? By the way, meat buns beat dogs, and dogs bite Lu Dongbin...I am Lu Dongbin, I want to hit him with this meat bun to see if he can't help but bite me?"

As he said that, Brother Little Chicken took a meat bun and threw it towards Zhou Fuxi, but unfortunately he missed it. There was another barrage climax in the live broadcast room, and everyone praised Brother Little Chicken for being so good at finishing words!
At this time, Brother Little Chicken suddenly felt hungry and his stomach contracted uncomfortably, as if he hadn't eaten in several days.

You obviously ate some along the way. You took a bite of each bun, so you won’t be hungry?
Knowing that something was wrong, Brother Little Chicken couldn't control his hands. He dropped his phone, grabbed the remaining buns and stuffed them into his mouth.

Zhou Fuxi quickly walked around, ran across the sidewalk, picked up Brother Chicken's mobile phone, and continued the live broadcast. He said to the fans in the live broadcast room with a smile on his face: "Hello everyone, the host seems to be hungry, I will continue to live broadcast for everyone."

As he spoke, Zhou Fuxi pointed the camera at Brother Little Chicken.

Brother Chicken is eating haise. He doesn't know what's going on with him. His face is wide-eyed with fear. He looks like a hungry ghost crawling out of hell. He can never have enough to eat. He hasn't swallowed one bite yet. He stuffed the whole bun into his mouth.

"It seems that the breakfast here is really delicious. The anchors can't stop eating." Zhou Fuxi said happily, "Why are there so many people in the live broadcast room!"

When Zhou Fuxi was playing on his mobile phone, he also tried to start a live broadcast. No one watched it at all, but someone actually left a message saying that he was very suitable for live broadcasting and that he could contact their company to sign a contract. Zhou Fuxi was happy and suspected that this was a scam, and he was vigilant and did not fall for it. .

The barrage in the live broadcast room has exploded:

"Little chicken, if you eat like this, you may become a dead chicken!"

"It's a fight."

"Possessed by a starving ghost? This isn't right."

"I hereby declare that the anchor's behavior has nothing to do with the fans. Uncle from the Public Security Department is seeking death himself!"

"Handsome guy, your camera is on his face. He usually likes to shoot on other people's faces like this." Zhou Fuxi's first real live broadcast, there are many things he doesn't understand, but he is very knowledgeable about what fans want to see. He just played whatever he wanted, so he put the phone closer so that everyone could clearly see how Chicken Little was devouring it.

"You..." Brother Little Chicken felt like there was a hand in his stomach, which kept grabbing at his mouth. It was extremely uncomfortable. He felt strongly that this high school student was up to something, and he wanted the fans in the live broadcast room to save him. He, however, couldn't utter a complete sentence.

He finished the buns in the basin, but still couldn't feel full, so he started to return along the road, picking up the buns, steamed buns and steamed buns he had just thrown away and stuffing them into his mouth.

Zhou Fuxi followed him all the way and broadcast live, "Everyone, please click and pay attention. The anchor seems to have corrected his evil ways and decided to show everyone how not to waste food."

There are still a lot of barrages in the live broadcast room, but basically they express horror. The excitement seems a bit scary. Everyone can see that there is something very wrong with Brother Chicken. He is like a starving ghost reincarnated, clawing at the ground. As he stuffed everything into his mouth, his already pot-bellied figure became more round and bloated.

"Oh, what's going on? Do you think I should take him to the hospital? But I'm going to be late for school."

As Zhou Fuxi spoke, he took out his mobile phone and called the emergency number: "Hello, I am the Immortal of Virtue... No, I am on Mede Road. There is a guy here who seems to be dying after overeating..."

"Water...water..." Brother Xiaoji searched everywhere for the steamed buns he had just thrown away. Finally he stopped eating and choked out a word from his throat. He saw a kettle stuck next to Zhou Fuxi's schoolbag.

"That won't work. If you drink water, the food in your stomach and intestines will swell and suffocate you to death. Then I will get into trouble." Zhou Fuxi smiled and shook his head. At this time, the screen in the live broadcast room had gone black. Zhou Fuxi quickly took the Show it to Brother Chicken, "What's going on? I also want everyone to see how you died."

It turns out that the supervisor felt something was wrong and had closed the live broadcast room. There was no problem with the live broadcast recording the occurrence of certain events, but if someone really died in such a horrific way during the live broadcast, it would definitely affect the entire platform.

Of course Brother Little Chicken knew it, but he had no intention of explaining it. The black interface that was blocked in the live broadcast room seemed like a sign of entering hell. It made him feel cold all over. He stared at the smiling high school student in horror, with those words echoing in his mind. "I'll count on my fingers. You're going to die today. Even the gods in the sandy land of the county combined won't be able to save you."

In his eyes, the image of this high school student was completely different. He was wearing a twelve-crown crown, a golden divine robe, and a fairy sword at his waist. A golden light behind him was like a bright sun in the sky, covering the heaven and earth. His divine power was so majestic that it was difficult to see. See.

This was the last scene that Little Chicken saw when he was alive. He only felt severe pain in his abdomen, as if his stomach had really been burst or his intestines had been broken into pieces.

"I've called 120 for you. I've tried my best." Zhou Fuxi hung up the phone and looked regretfully at Brother Little Chicken who fell motionless on the ground. "The act of punishing evil and admonishing the world will not damage my virtue."

Zhou Fuxi waited until the 120 bus arrived, explained that he was just an enthusiastic high school student passing by, and went to school.

Huang Shan, the head teacher of Class 2105, was casually flipping through the pushed information about the launch of the female anchor. It’s so early in the morning that it makes people’s blood boil.

"Good morning, Teacher Huang." Zhou Fuxi was about to pass Huang Shan, but Huang Shan keenly caught him from the corner of his eye and took the initiative to say hello.

"Zhou Fuxi, what have you done?" Huang Shan put his hands behind his back and stared at him angrily.

There are only five day students in the class. In order to keep their qualifications as day students, other day students never dare to be late. They either arrive at school early or rush into the classroom in a hurry. This Zhou Fuxi always steps slowly and strolls around. It seemed like he was visiting the vegetable market.

"Today, there was a guy who kept eating. I was watching to see if he would eat himself to death. But he really ate to death. I enthusiastically called 120 and watched the 120 car take him away. I was probably very cold. It's over." Zhou Fuxi told the truth.

Huang Shan stared at Zhou Fuxi in surprise and confusion, waved his hands subconsciously, and Zhou Fuxi walked into the classroom.

Not long after, people from the Public Security Department came and took Zhou Fuxi away.

Huang Shan heard the news and hurriedly stopped the Public Security Department's car at the school gate. After asking a few questions, he quickly got into the car. The squad leader Bai Weiyan asked the study committee member to pay attention to class order and also chased after him.
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Sorry, the update is late, the big chapter is here.

(End of this chapter)