Who is reborn and still has sex?It’s better to make money!

Chapter 111 Are you holding the Immortal Ascension Conference here?

University of Science and Technology, Department of Computer Science, Building 1, Dormitory 324.

Jiang Yang opened the door.

A cloud of white smoke floated towards me.

"Cough...cough..."

Jiang Yang couldn't help coughing after swallowing the smoke.

"What the hell? What are you doing? You're not setting the dormitory on fire, are you?"

He squinted his eyes and saw that the three of them were holding cigarettes and puffing away.

Yan Yiwu held the cigarette between his thumb and index finger, with the cigarette butt naturally facing downwards.

Take a sip and shake, it's very rhythmic, looks comfortable and relaxed, and very enjoyable.

One look at this situation and you can tell that you are not a newbie.

Jiang Bin also held the cigarette between his thumb and index finger, holding the cigarette horizontally. His little finger was slightly raised naturally, a bit like an orchid finger. He looked like he was imitating the pretentious smoking posture in movies and TV series.

Some people think this action is cool, and some people think it's silly, but most of the people who like to use this show-off action are novices.

Sun Yuyu's smoking posture is the most common one, with his index and middle fingers pinched naturally.

Most people smoke like this.

He sat on the stool, leaning back against the cabinet, with a dejected look on his face.

"You are so crazy. We are holding a conference to ascend to immortality. How many cigarettes have you smoked?"

Jiang Yang looked around and was shocked.

There seems to be a lot of stuff in the trash can.

Wasn't everything fine before he left? No one smoked!
Although he had smoked in his previous life, to be honest, he rarely smoked.

At that time, when friends gathered together, it was rare to have one when they were happy.

He doesn't usually smoke, and he has no interest in tobacco or alcohol.

He put his things away and walked to the balcony to open the window.

This smell is too strong.

"Lao Jiang, you're finally back! Damn it, I can't stand these two guys anymore."

Jiang Bin stood up and said.

"What's going on? Tell me. I brought you food, do you want to eat it?"

Jiang Yang said, taking out all the things he bought.

"Anything to eat?"

When Yan Yiwu heard this, he immediately came out of his ecstatic smoking state, his eyes shining.

"Well, I brought some specialties from Shanghai. Who can tell me how you are doing?"

Jiang Yang asked as he distributed the things to the two of them.

From a mental state point of view, Jiang Bin and Yan Yiwu seem to be quite normal.

There seems to be something wrong with Sun Universe, he is unshaven and rather decadent.

"Old Sun was hit. Ren Yihui was pried away by a senior." Jiang Bin said.

"Did Lao Sun catch him?" Jiang Yang couldn't help but ask.

No wonder he looked dead, it turned out that he was trapped by love and was injured again.

"No, it's not like he was pried away by the senior." Jiang Bin shook his head.

Jiang Yang complained: "He didn't even catch him, so if you use a hammer to pry him off, it would be like someone else was poaching him."

"Yes." Jiang Bin nodded, thinking there was nothing wrong.

"What's the specific situation?" Jiang Yang asked again.

Jiang Bin said: "Anyway, Lao Sun asked Ren Yihui to have dinner last night, and Ren Yihui said she was not free. It was nothing at that time, and Lao Sun thought it was normal. Then at noon today, Lao Sun invited her to dinner again, and she still said she was busy. As a result, at noon While eating in the cafeteria, we met Ren Yihui and a senior making love."

"Lao Sun felt that his feelings had been deceived, so he went up to argue, but was scolded by Ren Yihui, saying that he was nosy and self-indulgent. Alas, in short, it was miserable. You have to know that there were many people in the cafeteria at that time. Lao Sun Sun felt embarrassed and in a bad mood, so he took leave in the afternoon and did not go to military training."

"Lao Yan and I came back from military training and found that he had been smoking in the room with the door closed. Lao Yan was a bitch, his eyes turned green when he saw the smoke. Lao Sun Zhengchou had no one to smoke with him, so he gave it to him Smoking together."

Yan Yiwu explained with a smile: "When I was re-reading, I was under a lot of mental pressure, so I smoked to relieve my stress. The craving for cigarettes started."

"Then I've never seen you smoke before!" Jiang Yang said.

Yan Yiwu replied: "We just met, and I'm afraid that you might be disgusted by smoking. Also, smoking costs money, and I don't have much money. Lao Sun said that I can smoke as much as I want today, and he has enough control."

"How much did he buy?" Jiang Yang asked.

"One." Yan Yiwu said.

Although it was only Double Happiness and not expensive, he had smoked Double Happiness before and it suited his taste very well.

After all, he was reluctant to buy it if it was too expensive.Besides, if you have enough control today, why not smoke more?

Jiang Yang felt speechless: "You two really want to smoke to death! What about you, Jiang Bin?"

Jiang Bin said helplessly: "Me? I can't help it. These two are smoking like this. If I don't enter the dormitory, I will smoke second-hand smoke when I enter the dormitory. Second-hand smoke is more harmful than first-hand smoke. I know this." . They both persuaded me to smoke together, so I just smoked and watched."

6!

Full marks for logic.

Join if you can't.

Jiang Yang looked at Sun Yuzhou and asked, "Old Sun, that's it. Do you think you are a melancholy prince?"

Sun Universe raised his head slightly and said, "Lao Jiang, please leave me alone and leave me alone. The strength of an adult is to bear the pain alone. Don't worry, after I finish smoking today, I will come out and let the past drift. ."

Jiang Yang laughed when he heard this: "Damn it, you and I are involved in literature and art. Then you can't just smoke, you also have to buy some wine. Let's toast to the past with a glass of wine, and you will never look back no matter how much you love me."

"A glass of wine to the past, no matter how much you love me, you will never look back." After hearing this, Sun Yuyu felt very artistic and couldn't help but say: "These words are really interesting, Lao Yan, help me go out and buy some wine."

Jiang Yang said angrily: "Stop throwing money away. I want to give you a cephalosporin to go with wine. I have it all in the world. Can you do the same?"

"Then I'm not that stupid." Sun Yuyu shook his head.

Jiang Bin said: "It sounds quite interesting, Lao Jiang, you are so smooth-talking, do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

"Don't make jokes." Jiang Yang replied and continued to ask Sun Yuyu, "Did Ren Yihui accept any gifts from you?"

Sun Yuyu shook his head: "No, yesterday was the first time I asked her to have dinner. I didn't expect this woman to be a liar, playing with my feelings, and hooking up with others behind my back."

Jiang Yang angrily said, "Are you crazy? You are not someone else's boyfriend. What do you mean by carrying you behind my back?"

Sun Yuzhou replied: "But she chats with me on Q every day."

Jiang Yang mocked: "I just like you when I chat with you? Then if I find a few more girls to chat with, will they all like me? If you don't give a gift, they won't take it, so what does it matter to you? You don't have anything. Are you so angry about the financial loss? Also, why did they lie to you? They are just busy and dating their seniors and have no time to talk to you. They accuse you of being nosy and being sentimental. There is nothing wrong with you!"

He didn't expect that Sun Yuzhou would act so slowly, and the relationship would end without any problems before he even gave out the gift.

Of course, this is also good news, at least there is no loss.

After hearing this, Jiang Bin couldn't help but said: "Lao Jiang, based on your analysis, doesn't it mean that Ren Yihui has no problem?"

Jiang Yang nodded and said: "Yes, there is nothing wrong with me, but Lao Sun still calls me a liar. Isn't this insulting?"

"So, it's all my problem?"

Sun Universe was in disbelief.

Jiang Yang said angrily: "Yeah, you are such a fool. If you don't understand girls, don't pretend to be a relationship guru all day long. Girls say they are busy, but they just don't want to give you a chance. Respect others and respect yourself. Stop smoking. Come on, stop smoking!"

After listening to this, Sun Yuyu silently put down his cigarette.

"It seems that I misunderstood them."

Jiang Yang couldn't help but said: "You don't want to lick it again, do you? Let me tell you, although Ren Yihui didn't get any benefits from you. But it's not necessarily true that she has no problem at all. She naturally understands what you mean, and she still does it every day If I don’t tell you clearly when I’m chatting with you, I will inevitably be suspected of hanging on you and looking for a horse. In short, this matter ends here. Please clean the dormitory for me, and then buy a bottle of air freshener to spray it on. Squirt, it stinks!"

Sun Yuyu put out the cigarette and looked at Jiang Yang with admiration: "Lao Jiang, your analysis is so good. From now on, you can teach me how to chase girls!"

Yes, that's right bro!

The more I listened, the more correct I became. He was indeed the first person in this dormitory to be single, and his analysis was clear and logical.

Jiang Yang replied: "You should act like a normal person first."

Sun Yuyu stood up straight immediately, nodded and said: "Okay, okay, actually I don't think I like her that much. I'm just a little lonely and envious of others falling in love. The most important thing is that I was angry at being said like that by her in the cafeteria. It’s so embarrassing.”

Jiang Yang smiled and said, "So you just pretend to be sad and heal yourself?"

"Yes, but don't tell me, this feeling of sadness is really special. I quite enjoy it."

As Sun Yuyu spoke, his eyes became blurry again, looking melancholy and sentimental.

"Come again, don't disgust me, go clean up for me."

Jiang Yang raised his leg and kicked him.

"Old Sun, do you still smoke?"

Yan Yiwu asked.

Sun Yuyu shook his head: "I won't smoke anymore. To be honest, it's a bit difficult to smoke. Damn, I have to brush my teeth properly."

"Then your cigarette..."

Yan Yiwu smiled obscenely.

Sun Yuzhou said cheerfully: "Take it, take it."

Yan Yiwu was not polite and took away all the remaining cigarettes on the table.

"Damn, what a bunch of top-notch people!"

Jiang Yang shook his head.

My three roommates all seem a little abnormal.

(It’s late to watch the S game update. Oh my, I will update at least two more chapters tonight. I will try to make them as big as possible.)
(End of this chapter)