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Chapter 91: Don’t lie to yourself, an unfilial son will kill his father!
Chapter 91: Don’t lie to yourself, an unfilial son will kill his father!
The cell phone the girl with the round head took out looked like an Apple IV.
Jiang Yang felt that he must have read it correctly.
In June, Jobs just held a press conference to launch this epoch-making mobile phone.
However, at this time, Apple 4 has not yet been launched in mainland China.
He vaguely remembered that Apple 4 was not released in the mainland until the end of September.
Did the other party get a copycat phone?
Unlikely.
At this time, Apple 4 has not really become popular in China.
It started like a copycat, opened thousands of stores, went on TV to advertise like crazy and sold tens of millions of mobile phones. The Nietzsche mobile phone had not yet been born.
Moreover, copycat mobile phones will look rough at first glance and cannot produce such a good quality.
Therefore, Jiang Yang was basically certain that the mobile phone the beauty was holding was indeed an iPhone [-], most likely the American or Hong Kong version.
If you can buy an iPhone 4 before it is launched in the mainland, there is a high probability that the Chanel bag is also genuine.
It shows that this beauty is both rich and relatively exposed to cutting-edge and trendy things.
This position is too high.
Sun Universe is so far behind.
After the four classes sat down again, Fan Zhicheng said: "In each class, whoever wants to be the temporary leader can muster up the courage to go on stage and introduce himself. At that time, the students in his own class will vote. Get the votes. The highest one will be the temporary squad leader during our military training. After the military training is over, the squad leader will be officially selected."
The temporary squad leader is also the squad leader. As long as his performance during the military training is satisfactory and no problems occur, he will basically become the official squad leader later on, and he will not be so outrageous that he needs to be replaced.
Jiang Yang knew that during military training, it was basically an inspection by the temporary squad leader.
If you pass the inspection, you will become a regular employee smoothly.
The monitor in college is still different from the monitor in middle school.
There are some activities that really require the monitor to organize and motivate the students.
If you have strong ability as a monitor, you can also get some benefits from the teacher.
In the small society of university, those who are good at socializing will indeed be like a duck in water.
Just like the student union, although everyone generally criticizes the people in the student union as a bunch of idiots who use chicken feathers as arrows.
But I have to admit that if you can climb up the student union and do well, such as reaching the level of vice president or chairman, you can benefit from doing many things.
Don't worry about whether you like the person or not, and don't worry about whether the person is good or bad. The person who can really sit in that seat does have some ability.
You must know that many people stand on the podium and face a group of people, but they are red-faced and unable to even say a word.
Soon, students from all four classes stood up.
Jiang Yang had no interest in being the monitor, nor did he want to join the student union.
He just wants to speculate in his own business. He doesn't want to get involved in these disputes in the school. It will only waste his energy.
"Old Sun, why don't you come too?"
Yan Yiwu encouraged Sun Yuyu.
"Me?" Sun Yuyu was surprised.
To be honest, since he was a child, he had no interest in being a monitor or anything like that.
Because, he has always felt that being a squad leader requires you to set an example and take the lead, which bothers him.
Yan Yiwu said: "Yes, if you become the monitor, it will definitely be beneficial to our dormitory in the future. Moreover, think about it, the monitor sometimes has to be responsible for contacting classmates, don't you want to have more opportunities to interact with beautiful women?"
Sun Yuyu suddenly realized: "Yes, what you said makes sense, then I'll do it."
Whether it's good or not, he doesn't care.
However, multiple ways to pick up girls are still good.
Seeing his move, Jiang Yang pointed forward: "Go, Sun Universe!"
Sun Yuzhou always felt that something was not right when he heard it, and he quickly realized it and couldn't help but said: "Do you think I am Pikachu?"
Jiang Yang replied: "Don't flatter yourself, you are not as cute as Pikachu, you are just like Team Rocket's meow."
"Go away, at least I'm a handsome Charmander!"
Sun Universe walked forward.
The next process is everyone's self-introduction and canvassing for votes.
It's very cliche, without any new ideas. It's nothing more than polite words, saying that you can selflessly contribute and help everyone.
When it was Sun Universe's turn to speak, Jiang Yang heard some of the boys sitting nearby complaining about Sun Universe.
"Using N97 to show off."
It was obvious that some people were unhappy with what they had just done in cooperation with Sun Universe to show off.
Especially Jiang Yang's performance was too high-profile.
In the eyes of some people, embarrassment cancer is about to occur.
Jiang Yang felt that Sun Yuyu was in trouble.
Everyone is despised, how many people can choose him?
"Okay, well said!"
Yan Yiwu admired Sun Yuzhou as his "adopted father". When Sun Yuzhou finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding.
Unfortunately, no one catered.
Jiang Yang and Jiang Bin were afraid that he would be embarrassed, so they had no choice but to clap their hands together.
"Teacher, I suddenly want to run for office, is that okay?"
At this moment, the girl with the round head who attracted the most attention in the audience stood up.
"Yes, yes, of course!"
Fan Zhicheng smiled and nodded.
On the stage, Sun Yuyu looked at the girl coming up and felt his heartbeat speeding up.
The goddess is here!
She is looking at herself!
Could it be said that she ran for election because of herself?
Condor Heroes?
For a moment, Sun Universe's mind was filled with thoughts.
All I have to do is think of the name of the child.
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Mengnan. I want to run for the temporary monitor of our class. I hope everyone can support me. Thank you!" A very brief speech.
There was thunderous applause.
Not only the second class were applauding, but the boys in other classes were also applauding.
"It's so beautiful!"
Yan Yiwu and Jiang Bin also clapped wildly, even harder than they had just done to support Sun Yuyushu.
After all the candidates have finished speaking, it is time to count the votes.
One person, one vote, cannot vote twice.
As expected, Sun Universe was successfully defeated.
In the whole class, only Jiang Yang and three people voted for him.
Almost everyone else went to vote for Zhang Mengnan.
There are two other candidates, both with only one measly vote, lower than Sun Universe.
As a result, Zhang Mengnan was successfully elected as the temporary monitor of the second class.
The other three classes, Classes [-] and [-], are all girls, and only Class [-] has boys elected.
Although the number of girls is particularly small, they do have an advantage when it comes to choosing class president.
Sun Universe came back excitedly and said to the three of them: "Actually, if you vote for my goddess, I won't object."
Jiang Yang said calmly: "We are afraid that it will be too embarrassing for you to be at the bottom with zero votes. Zhang Mengnan has so many votes, whether we vote or not will not have much impact."
"Okay, no matter what, I still have to thank you." Sun Universe geared up and said with a smile, "I'll go talk to Zhang Mengnan later."
"Are you not afraid of being rude this time?" Yan Yiwu asked.
Sun Yuyu replied: "We are all classmates, so it is normal to communicate. Also, I was standing on the stage just now and saw Zhang Mengnan walking up, and I felt that she had me in her eyes. I also considered her as a friend. Opponent, maybe she came to power because of me. Otherwise, why didn’t she come to power in the first place? Do you think my analysis was correct?"
Jiang Yang remained silent beside him.
One of the three classic delusions in life, she likes me.
How come you have such a good sense of self? A school beauty falls in love with you at first sight.
It's just outrageous!
At this moment, he remembered the wise words.
Boys will lie to themselves!
He even remembered his former self.
Looking at Sun Yuzhou, he felt as if he was looking into a mirror.
It is useless to rely on outsiders to talk about this kind of thing. Only by awakening oneself can one do it.
After everything was over, Fan Zhicheng announced that everyone would gather at the food court to get military training uniforms.
"Squad leader, squad leader."
Sun Yuzhou walked as fast as flying and rushed directly to Zhang Mengnan.
"Is something wrong?"
When Zhang Mengnan saw this fool, he felt funny and a slight smile appeared on his face.
Is she smiling at me?
She is smiling at me!
Sun Yuzhou felt that his blood was soaring, and the goddess of luck had arrived!
"Why did the squad leader suddenly think of running for office?"
In order to avoid losing his composure, he suppressed his turbulent mood.
Zhang Mengnan replied: "It's nothing. I just saw that there are girls in other classes running for election, but not in our class, and you three guys don't look reassuring, so I just thought I would run for the election."
In fact, the other girls were encouraging her to run for class president because someone in the court was easy to do.
Since she became the squad leader, the girls will be the first to know about any first-hand information in the future.
Zhang Mengnan thought for a while and thought it was okay. Looking at the three men, they didn't look very reliable.
Everyone standing on it is swaying and has no way of standing.
So, she decided to run for office on an impromptu basis.
Sun Yuyu nodded and said: "Oh, that's it. We have gotten to know each other, monitor, how about adding a q?"
"This is no longer necessary."
Zhang Mengnan said, pulling the girl next to him and walking out, not giving Sun Yuzhou a chance to speak at all.
The smile on Sun Universe's face suddenly froze.
"Old Sun, you seem to have been rejected." Jiang Bin walked to Sun Universe and said.
"You can remove the appearance." Yan Yiwu made up for it. This unfilial son committed patricide.
"It's okay." Sun Yuyu calmed down, returned to his optimistic nature, and said, "I think there may be too many people, and she is embarrassed? Or, she feels that if she gives it to me, others will ask her for it. Then she has to give it all. Next time I find a chance, when there is no one else around, I should be able to get it, what do you think?"
Jiang Yang patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, it's okay to lie to your brothers, but don't lie to yourself."
"Lao Jiang, what do you mean?"
Sun Universe was a little unhappy.
Jiang Yang said: "It's not interesting, I just hope you can come out soon and stop living in your imagination."
Sun Yuzhou replied: "Lao Jiang, what you said is not acceptable. You should encourage me instead of attacking me. I will definitely get the Q number!"
Jiang Yang said: "Before the military training ends, if you want to get the Q number, I will guarantee the dormitory hygiene for one month. If you don't get it, you will guarantee it for one month."
"Okay, I'll bet with you!" Sun Universe said without hesitation.
"Why don't you add me? I'm a month old, but I bet Lao Sun won't be able to get one."
At this time, Jiang Bin spoke.
"You don't think highly of me either?!" Sun Yuyu became even more angry.
Yan Yiwu then said: "Count me in, I will also bet for a month, but Lao Sun can't do it."
Sun Universe said angrily: "Aren't you on the same camp as me? You are an unfilial son and a traitor!"
Yan Yiwu chuckled: "I kill my father occasionally."
Jiang Yang said: "Three against one, if you win, we will take turns for a month. If you lose, you will have three months of hygiene."
"You wait for me, I will make you jealous to death!"
Sun Yuyu said angrily and dropped the harsh words.
(End of this chapter)
The cell phone the girl with the round head took out looked like an Apple IV.
Jiang Yang felt that he must have read it correctly.
In June, Jobs just held a press conference to launch this epoch-making mobile phone.
However, at this time, Apple 4 has not yet been launched in mainland China.
He vaguely remembered that Apple 4 was not released in the mainland until the end of September.
Did the other party get a copycat phone?
Unlikely.
At this time, Apple 4 has not really become popular in China.
It started like a copycat, opened thousands of stores, went on TV to advertise like crazy and sold tens of millions of mobile phones. The Nietzsche mobile phone had not yet been born.
Moreover, copycat mobile phones will look rough at first glance and cannot produce such a good quality.
Therefore, Jiang Yang was basically certain that the mobile phone the beauty was holding was indeed an iPhone [-], most likely the American or Hong Kong version.
If you can buy an iPhone 4 before it is launched in the mainland, there is a high probability that the Chanel bag is also genuine.
It shows that this beauty is both rich and relatively exposed to cutting-edge and trendy things.
This position is too high.
Sun Universe is so far behind.
After the four classes sat down again, Fan Zhicheng said: "In each class, whoever wants to be the temporary leader can muster up the courage to go on stage and introduce himself. At that time, the students in his own class will vote. Get the votes. The highest one will be the temporary squad leader during our military training. After the military training is over, the squad leader will be officially selected."
The temporary squad leader is also the squad leader. As long as his performance during the military training is satisfactory and no problems occur, he will basically become the official squad leader later on, and he will not be so outrageous that he needs to be replaced.
Jiang Yang knew that during military training, it was basically an inspection by the temporary squad leader.
If you pass the inspection, you will become a regular employee smoothly.
The monitor in college is still different from the monitor in middle school.
There are some activities that really require the monitor to organize and motivate the students.
If you have strong ability as a monitor, you can also get some benefits from the teacher.
In the small society of university, those who are good at socializing will indeed be like a duck in water.
Just like the student union, although everyone generally criticizes the people in the student union as a bunch of idiots who use chicken feathers as arrows.
But I have to admit that if you can climb up the student union and do well, such as reaching the level of vice president or chairman, you can benefit from doing many things.
Don't worry about whether you like the person or not, and don't worry about whether the person is good or bad. The person who can really sit in that seat does have some ability.
You must know that many people stand on the podium and face a group of people, but they are red-faced and unable to even say a word.
Soon, students from all four classes stood up.
Jiang Yang had no interest in being the monitor, nor did he want to join the student union.
He just wants to speculate in his own business. He doesn't want to get involved in these disputes in the school. It will only waste his energy.
"Old Sun, why don't you come too?"
Yan Yiwu encouraged Sun Yuyu.
"Me?" Sun Yuyu was surprised.
To be honest, since he was a child, he had no interest in being a monitor or anything like that.
Because, he has always felt that being a squad leader requires you to set an example and take the lead, which bothers him.
Yan Yiwu said: "Yes, if you become the monitor, it will definitely be beneficial to our dormitory in the future. Moreover, think about it, the monitor sometimes has to be responsible for contacting classmates, don't you want to have more opportunities to interact with beautiful women?"
Sun Yuyu suddenly realized: "Yes, what you said makes sense, then I'll do it."
Whether it's good or not, he doesn't care.
However, multiple ways to pick up girls are still good.
Seeing his move, Jiang Yang pointed forward: "Go, Sun Universe!"
Sun Yuzhou always felt that something was not right when he heard it, and he quickly realized it and couldn't help but said: "Do you think I am Pikachu?"
Jiang Yang replied: "Don't flatter yourself, you are not as cute as Pikachu, you are just like Team Rocket's meow."
"Go away, at least I'm a handsome Charmander!"
Sun Universe walked forward.
The next process is everyone's self-introduction and canvassing for votes.
It's very cliche, without any new ideas. It's nothing more than polite words, saying that you can selflessly contribute and help everyone.
When it was Sun Universe's turn to speak, Jiang Yang heard some of the boys sitting nearby complaining about Sun Universe.
"Using N97 to show off."
It was obvious that some people were unhappy with what they had just done in cooperation with Sun Universe to show off.
Especially Jiang Yang's performance was too high-profile.
In the eyes of some people, embarrassment cancer is about to occur.
Jiang Yang felt that Sun Yuyu was in trouble.
Everyone is despised, how many people can choose him?
"Okay, well said!"
Yan Yiwu admired Sun Yuzhou as his "adopted father". When Sun Yuzhou finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding.
Unfortunately, no one catered.
Jiang Yang and Jiang Bin were afraid that he would be embarrassed, so they had no choice but to clap their hands together.
"Teacher, I suddenly want to run for office, is that okay?"
At this moment, the girl with the round head who attracted the most attention in the audience stood up.
"Yes, yes, of course!"
Fan Zhicheng smiled and nodded.
On the stage, Sun Yuyu looked at the girl coming up and felt his heartbeat speeding up.
The goddess is here!
She is looking at herself!
Could it be said that she ran for election because of herself?
Condor Heroes?
For a moment, Sun Universe's mind was filled with thoughts.
All I have to do is think of the name of the child.
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Mengnan. I want to run for the temporary monitor of our class. I hope everyone can support me. Thank you!" A very brief speech.
There was thunderous applause.
Not only the second class were applauding, but the boys in other classes were also applauding.
"It's so beautiful!"
Yan Yiwu and Jiang Bin also clapped wildly, even harder than they had just done to support Sun Yuyushu.
After all the candidates have finished speaking, it is time to count the votes.
One person, one vote, cannot vote twice.
As expected, Sun Universe was successfully defeated.
In the whole class, only Jiang Yang and three people voted for him.
Almost everyone else went to vote for Zhang Mengnan.
There are two other candidates, both with only one measly vote, lower than Sun Universe.
As a result, Zhang Mengnan was successfully elected as the temporary monitor of the second class.
The other three classes, Classes [-] and [-], are all girls, and only Class [-] has boys elected.
Although the number of girls is particularly small, they do have an advantage when it comes to choosing class president.
Sun Universe came back excitedly and said to the three of them: "Actually, if you vote for my goddess, I won't object."
Jiang Yang said calmly: "We are afraid that it will be too embarrassing for you to be at the bottom with zero votes. Zhang Mengnan has so many votes, whether we vote or not will not have much impact."
"Okay, no matter what, I still have to thank you." Sun Universe geared up and said with a smile, "I'll go talk to Zhang Mengnan later."
"Are you not afraid of being rude this time?" Yan Yiwu asked.
Sun Yuyu replied: "We are all classmates, so it is normal to communicate. Also, I was standing on the stage just now and saw Zhang Mengnan walking up, and I felt that she had me in her eyes. I also considered her as a friend. Opponent, maybe she came to power because of me. Otherwise, why didn’t she come to power in the first place? Do you think my analysis was correct?"
Jiang Yang remained silent beside him.
One of the three classic delusions in life, she likes me.
How come you have such a good sense of self? A school beauty falls in love with you at first sight.
It's just outrageous!
At this moment, he remembered the wise words.
Boys will lie to themselves!
He even remembered his former self.
Looking at Sun Yuzhou, he felt as if he was looking into a mirror.
It is useless to rely on outsiders to talk about this kind of thing. Only by awakening oneself can one do it.
After everything was over, Fan Zhicheng announced that everyone would gather at the food court to get military training uniforms.
"Squad leader, squad leader."
Sun Yuzhou walked as fast as flying and rushed directly to Zhang Mengnan.
"Is something wrong?"
When Zhang Mengnan saw this fool, he felt funny and a slight smile appeared on his face.
Is she smiling at me?
She is smiling at me!
Sun Yuzhou felt that his blood was soaring, and the goddess of luck had arrived!
"Why did the squad leader suddenly think of running for office?"
In order to avoid losing his composure, he suppressed his turbulent mood.
Zhang Mengnan replied: "It's nothing. I just saw that there are girls in other classes running for election, but not in our class, and you three guys don't look reassuring, so I just thought I would run for the election."
In fact, the other girls were encouraging her to run for class president because someone in the court was easy to do.
Since she became the squad leader, the girls will be the first to know about any first-hand information in the future.
Zhang Mengnan thought for a while and thought it was okay. Looking at the three men, they didn't look very reliable.
Everyone standing on it is swaying and has no way of standing.
So, she decided to run for office on an impromptu basis.
Sun Yuyu nodded and said: "Oh, that's it. We have gotten to know each other, monitor, how about adding a q?"
"This is no longer necessary."
Zhang Mengnan said, pulling the girl next to him and walking out, not giving Sun Yuzhou a chance to speak at all.
The smile on Sun Universe's face suddenly froze.
"Old Sun, you seem to have been rejected." Jiang Bin walked to Sun Universe and said.
"You can remove the appearance." Yan Yiwu made up for it. This unfilial son committed patricide.
"It's okay." Sun Yuyu calmed down, returned to his optimistic nature, and said, "I think there may be too many people, and she is embarrassed? Or, she feels that if she gives it to me, others will ask her for it. Then she has to give it all. Next time I find a chance, when there is no one else around, I should be able to get it, what do you think?"
Jiang Yang patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, it's okay to lie to your brothers, but don't lie to yourself."
"Lao Jiang, what do you mean?"
Sun Universe was a little unhappy.
Jiang Yang said: "It's not interesting, I just hope you can come out soon and stop living in your imagination."
Sun Yuzhou replied: "Lao Jiang, what you said is not acceptable. You should encourage me instead of attacking me. I will definitely get the Q number!"
Jiang Yang said: "Before the military training ends, if you want to get the Q number, I will guarantee the dormitory hygiene for one month. If you don't get it, you will guarantee it for one month."
"Okay, I'll bet with you!" Sun Universe said without hesitation.
"Why don't you add me? I'm a month old, but I bet Lao Sun won't be able to get one."
At this time, Jiang Bin spoke.
"You don't think highly of me either?!" Sun Yuyu became even more angry.
Yan Yiwu then said: "Count me in, I will also bet for a month, but Lao Sun can't do it."
Sun Universe said angrily: "Aren't you on the same camp as me? You are an unfilial son and a traitor!"
Yan Yiwu chuckled: "I kill my father occasionally."
Jiang Yang said: "Three against one, if you win, we will take turns for a month. If you lose, you will have three months of hygiene."
"You wait for me, I will make you jealous to death!"
Sun Yuyu said angrily and dropped the harsh words.
(End of this chapter)
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