White armor

Chapter 115 It’s time to show off your true skills (Additional update by leader Haiyang)

Concord, a century-old heritage.

A hundred years may not be a big deal, but what is really awesome is that in a hundred years, it has experienced countless things, including wars, famines, plagues, and turmoil.

And those "worthless" medical records can be passed down from generation to generation.

Fan Dongkai and Yuan Xiaoli were speechless.

Chen Yong looked at the two of them with satisfaction and thought to himself - this is just the tip of the iceberg of Luo Hao's pretentious skills.

A quick test.

Just listen, there will be more elaborate ways to show off in the future waiting for you.

Chen Yong is full of expectations for this.

"Director Yuan, you should be in the ward at this time and should not come to the operating room to see the operation." Seeing that they had stopped talking, Luo Hao took on the posture of a doctor and said to Yuan Xiaoli, "Although he was transferred out of the EICU to the general ward, Your body still needs recuperation.”

Yuan Xiaoli nodded, but refused to leave.

Not only the two of them, but Chen Yong soon became immersed in it, twisting his hands gently as if he was operating the guide wire to create an artificial sandwich.

It's almost time to go to the appeal meeting, so I'd better not go abroad. I can't eat or drink. I'm going to suffer foreign sins when I go abroad.

"Uh……"

"I'll pick you up."

However, the next second, the smile on Luo Hao's face froze, full of weirdness.

Fan Dongkai was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Luo Hao hung up the phone. Although he had not yet explained the entire operation process, he had already said enough for Fan Dongkai and Yuan Xiaoli to digest for a while.

I don't know how long it took, Luo Hao's cell phone rang.

In fact, all patients in the hospital are the same.

"It takes a long time, so I'll talk slowly."

Chen Yong curiously approached Luo Hao and listened.

Luo Hao was polite again and began to talk about the process of the operation and his feelings at every detail.

Luo Hao said it nicely. When he performed the operation, Fan Dongkai was dumbfounded. Not to mention, it is not certain whether Fan Dongkai can understand the operation now.

"Director Yuan, drink more hot water." Luo Hao warned.

Luo Hao smiled.

If there is nothing serious but I have to lie in the hospital bed all day long, I will be exhausted.

Fan Dongkai found someone to talk to, "Yes, yes, yes, I once saw a water dispenser, made in China, and went to pick up a cup of hot water. The result was that it poured well, but it still tasted like tap water in my mouth. I looked carefully at the water dispenser, and there was a cup of hot water behind it. Direct tap.”

"Boss Ding, you are here."

"Yes, Director Yuan has just recovered from a serious illness. He needs to drink more hot water." Luo Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, don't worry now, we'll talk about it when someone comes."

[People say that a man will be a boy until he dies, but how can there be a boy...]

"of course."

"Pfft~"

"Hey!" Chen Yong cursed, "Yes! Those animals never drink hot water! I once stayed in a hotel in England and asked for a cup of hot water. But they sent someone to open the bathroom pipe and follow me. They said there was hot water and no need to fix it.”

"Then let's start now, Teacher Fan and Director Yuan. I will tell you my thoughts and the two teachers will interrupt and add to them at any time."

Water sprays onto the screen.

"Dr. Luo, can I ask you about the details of the operation?" Fan Dongkai asked.

"Hot water?!"

Luo Hao sighed.

"Then I'll start by throwing some bricks and mortar."

"Listen, this is human talk!"

"Is anyone here?"

This was the surgical process narrated by the surgeon himself. Fan Dongkai and Yuan Xiaoli listened carefully and asked questions from time to time, and they benefited a lot.

Fan Dongkai's eyes were fixed on the screen, and he was already in a trance. He subconsciously picked up the water glass and took a sip.

"Director Yuan, drink more hot water."

Fan Dongkai himself never thought that the exchange back to China would be a real exchange, but he was the one being doused.

Yuan Xiaoli's hands were shaking a little.

"It's almost impossible to find hot water abroad." Fan Dongkai scratched his head, and his eyebrows first turned into an "eight" and then into a "√".

Luo Hao glanced at Chen Yong and saw that Chen Yong was motionless. He could only walk to the water dispenser first, took two cups of hot water in disposable paper cups and placed them in front of Fan Dongkai and Yuan Xiaoli.

Luo Hao also knew that Yuan Xiaoli would definitely not want to go back like this.

Chen Yong curled his lips, his face full of contempt for Luo Hao's politeness and hypocrisy.

"Doctor Luo, what's wrong?" Yuan Xiaoli asked.

Since Luo Hao accurately diagnosed camphor poisoning, Yuan Xiaoli spoke much more politely to Luo Hao.

If it were in the past, Yuan Xiaoli would never ask Luo Hao if he had anything urgent to do.

"Next door to Boss Ding's house..."

"Boss Ding? Which academician?" Fan Dongkai asked with a solemn face, "I remember that there is no big boss named Ding involved in China. Doctor Luo, who are you talking about?"

"No, no, no, Boss Ding is the boss who grills us skewers in the evening. I called you in front of you early in the morning. Don't you remember?"

"I don't remember, I was just here to eat the leek box." Fan Dongkai's eyebrows went down.

Luo Hao smiled and expressed understanding.

"Boss Ding is sick? Luo Hao, it's not you who can cure it, right?" Chen Yong asked.

"No, he knew that I was going to treat Teacher Fan to dinner, so he prepared two fresh Bolongs, but one was stolen by the kid next door."

"What a big deal, how much is a wave dragon worth?" Chen Yong said with disdain.

"I haven't finished yet."

"???"

He just stole a lobster. Chen Yong was not short of money and had no intention of losing his mind at all.

Could it be that Boss Ding injured the child in a rage?

"Boss Ding said he was looking for video surveillance and must catch the thief. After hearing this, the child was afraid of being stolen, so he immediately applied salad oil to his anus and stuffed the Bolong in. Now, he can't take it out. "

"Fuck you!" Chen Yong was shocked.

Not only Chen Yong, but also Fan Dongkai and Yuan Xiaoli were stunned.

The Bolong is indeed a little smaller than the Olong, but it is a lobster after all. No matter how small it can be, it is not a crayfish.

That kid actually stuffed Boston lobster directly into his rectum? !

Chen Yong looked at Luo Hao and asked in a low voice, "Do you understand the language of lobster?"

Luo Hao shook his head.

Finally, Chen Yong breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't hear Luo Hao trying to show off about this matter.

If Luo Hao yelled and Bolong crawled out obediently, Chen Yong's three views would be subverted, and he would suspect that Luo Hao's true profession is a summoner.

"Let's drive, there's nothing we can do." Fan Dongkai said.

"Wait a minute. I'll take a look in the mirror when I get here."

"Isn't that just surgery? You can also perform surgery?" Fan Dongkai was surprised.

"Well, Dr. Luo performed abdominal cocoon dissection surgery in our hospital." Yuan Xiaoli explained.

Abdominal cocoon!

Fan Dongkai's eyes widened and he looked at Luo Hao stupidly.

Luo Hao was a little embarrassed. Fan Dongkai seemed to have misunderstood what he said.

Just then Chen Yong asked in confusion, "How did you stuff that thing in?"

"I heard that hotel showers should be used sparingly, especially the hand-held ones." Luo Hao changed the subject.

"???"

"Some people stayed in a hotel, removed the shower head, and inserted the tube into the rectum to perform an enema." Luo Hao explained.

Chen Yong raised his eyebrows and was about to say something when Fan Dongkai suddenly said, "Yes, I have seen a picture of a standard item stuffed in the rectum."

"Standard?" Luo Hao started to chat while packing his things.

"During the Cold War, that's the era of 007, it was a standard item that Western spies often used to hide things. It's pretty much the same as you imagine. It's stuffed into the rectum in order to get through the security check."

"It's called a CIA rectal package, it seems."

"James Bond is so powerful. Is his rectum so wide that he can hold more things? If he puts 7 pieces in, he is 007; if he puts 6 pieces in, he is 006." Chen Yong asked.

Luo Hao quickly stopped the topic and looked at Fan Dongkai apologetically, "Teacher Fan, I'm so sorry, are you hungry? If so..."

"If you're not hungry, go and do your work first." Fan Dongkai said seriously.

"thanks, thanks."

Seeing that Luo Hao didn't show any arrogance, Fan Dongkai didn't understand.

It can also be used to perform artificial blood vessel dissection and lower stents, and it can also be used to treat abdominal cocoon syndrome. If such a person is so crazy, it is easy to understand.

But Luo Hao was gentle and apologetic after eating for a while, which was really unacceptable.

"Then I'll go and get busy first. The two teachers will wait a moment. It may take a little longer."

"Go, go, don't worry about me." Fan Dongkai stretched out his hand and shook Luo Hao, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "I'm from the provincial capital after all. When I go home, you don't need to treat me like a foreign guest. .”

After Luo Hao and Chen Yong left, Fan Dongkai turned back and looked at Yuan Xiaoli seriously.

"Xiao Li, this is what's wrong with you."

Yuan Xiaoli lowered his head with shame on his face.

Fan Dongkai didn't want to say more or heavier words. He stared for a moment and finally sighed.

Everything is unspoken.

People can do surgeries that they cannot do themselves, and they are not arrogant. This is the most rare thing.

The two brothers looked at each other without saying anything, and could only shed a thousand tears.

Suddenly, Fan Dongkai remembered something.

"Xiao Li, let's go see the operation. Can you go in?"

"Can come in."

"The operating room of your surgery is still very loose. It's not like us..."

"It's not about going to the surgical operating room, Dr. Luo should mean the endoscopy room."

"Gaha stuff?!" A strong northeast accent came out of Fan Dongkai's mouth.

Yuan Xiaoli didn't expect that Brother Fan Dongkai would have such a big reaction. He was stunned for a moment before he figured out what was going on.

With a helpless smile, Yuan Xiaoli sighed, "Senior brother, Luo Hao is a colonoscopy doctor in the province."

"???"

"!!!"

Fan Dongkai was stunned.

"Let's take a look."

Yuan Xiaoli didn't know how to explain it. Luo Hao could do anything. He had never seen a real hexagonal warrior before.

"Did he do well in gastrointestinal endoscopy?" Fan Dongkai asked.

"Brought by the old minister, he is good at gastroenteroscopy without anesthesia. Last year, the provincial leaders came to us for a physical examination. In the end, the colonoscopy was not done. They went to Shanghai to do it." Fan Dongkai listened silently.

"I don't know Dr. Luo's level, but I heard that this year's colonoscopy went very smoothly."

……

"Luo Hao, that's amazing! I really thought I was wrong. It turned out that you dug such a big hole for Fan Dongkai! Did you know for a long time that he couldn't do it? Then you quietly performed the operation when he turned around and stepped off the stage. Did you do it?"

"What are you thinking? It's best to use a grinder for surgery, but the hospital doesn't have it. That thing is too expensive. The best remaining method is definitely Teacher Fan's method. Artificial dissection is a helpless move. Who is willing to make it if you can go the normal way? Artificial damage.”

Chen Yong looked at Luo Hao seriously, as if he was telling the truth, but Chen Yong didn't want to believe it.

"Let's go." Luo Hao said, "Let's help Boss Ding solve the problem."

"Why is it Boss Ding?"

"Harmful, I remember a man who planted some Chinese medicinal materials in his own land, and someone stole and ate them. As a result, he was poisoned. Then he was sued. The lawsuit was sued, but the key was that he lost. In today's society, people are distributed according to their needs, which is useless."

Chen Yong looked indignant.

Before Chen Yong could speak, Luo Hao immediately said, "Don't talk so much, it's meaningless. Boss Ding has helped us a lot. I'll try to see if I can take out the wave dragon."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"If you can avoid it, avoid it. If not, you can only have surgery."

"Luo Hao, do you think all CIA agents have been trained? Does it have anything to do with the fact that they have so many genders now? I think it does!"

Chen Yong's thinking was quite divergent, and he drifted to the other side of the city in the blink of an eye.

Luo Hao ignored him and went downstairs to contact Boss Ding.

Boss Ding, who is tall and thin, is easy to spot. You can see him coming from a distance.

"Boss Ding, here!" Luo Hao waved.

"Little Luo, I originally wanted to show you my new skill at grilled scallops." Boss Ding looked sad, and it seemed that Luo Hao's judgment was right.

"I'll try, I hope it can be solved." Luo Hao comforted.

Luo Hao was a bitch when talking to Boss Ding, and Chen Yong looked down on him.

"Director Li from the Gastroenterology Department of the General Mine did not dare to answer the call. He said he wanted me to come to you."

Boss Ding was a little confused and uneasy, "Ronald, tell me the truth, are you really good at it?"

"uncertain."

Chen Yong sighed after hearing Luo Hao's answer.

After Luo Hao finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and said, "I have to find someone first. If I can't get it out, the surgery will have to be opened by a better surgeon. But don't worry, Boss Ding. If the surgery opens, I'll brush my hands and have a look. .”

Boss Ding nodded with a sad face.

No one wants to encounter this kind of bad thing. If the child is fine, the other family may just apologize.

If something happens to the child, let alone a lawsuit, I can't stand making trouble outside the Piyang BBQ every day.

The business can't be done yet.

If you really encounter serious trouble, it is not impossible to hang yourself directly in front of your own house.

Boss Ding heard about the urban gossip that neighbors quarreled, and the scolded party wore red underwear and hung himself in front of the other's house. In the end, because of the haunting, the housing prices in the entire community dropped by 10%.

"When will the patient arrive?" Luo Hao asked.

"I came out early, they drove faster, there are still 20 minutes left."

Luo Hao made several calls in succession.

"As for what?" Chen Yong asked.

"Why not? If it can't be taken out, it will definitely require surgery."

"You can go up by yourself, I can also help you." Chen Yong was a little dissatisfied.

Luo Hao looked at Chen Yong and said, "Chen Yong, I think you are a little arrogant."

This was always said by Lin Yuming and Luo Hao. Now that it came from Luo Hao's mouth, he felt a little relieved.

Yeah, yeah, that's how he looks like the leader of the medical team.

It's a pity that several team members basically don't listen to themselves.

But Fan Dongkai is a bit interesting. If he goes to India... Luo Hao suddenly fell silent.

India, Fan Dongkai, almost unlimited surgeries, Phase 3 and 4 clinical trials of Brocade.

I don’t know if Fan Dongkai resists the temptation or not.

It's time to show his true skills and put some pressure on Fan Dongkai, Luo Hao thought to himself.

People who can sneak into the United States from Hungary and enter the Princeton Interventional Treatment Center will definitely not always be lucky.

Fan Dongkai does have talent, but surgery also requires practice.

Luo Hao glanced at the lucky value of 56+2, and a smile appeared on his face after silence.

"Luo Hao, are you planning to plot against Fan Dongkai? Take me with you!" Chen Yong geared up.

"???" Luo Hao glared at Chen Yong, secretly wary.

Chen Yong seems to have some way of sensing his own mood swings.

It’s better to be careful in the future, Chen Yong is a bit evil.

"Hey, what are you going to do?" Chen Yong approached Luo Hao curiously.

"Try using a colonoscope. It would be best if it can be taken out. I hope there won't be too much side damage."

"cut."

Luo Hao waited for a while, and the 120 ambulance came over with the child who stole the wave.

After going through the hospitalization procedures, Mr. You took the initiative to take over the task of admitting the patient to the gastrointestinal surgery department.

Mr. You especially thanked Luo Hao for leading him to publish the paper.

There is an article in one of the world's top journals. Mr. You has become much tougher in his speeches recently, and his predictions for the future have become much clearer.

Therefore, Mr. You, Luo Hao's patient, did not play ball with the Department of Gastroenterology at all, and accepted it directly in an angry manner.

Director Chen Yan also rushed over after receiving a call from Luo Hao. After learning about the situation, Chen Yan stroked his beard and said, "Who did such a young child learn from?"

The patient's parents' faces darkened.

Although Chen Yan is short in stature, he has been the chief director for many years, and his words and deeds naturally have a certain temperament.

The patient's parents did not dare to argue with Chen Yan.

After several examinations, the patient was taken directly to the endoscopy room.

Arriving at the door of the endoscopy room, Chen Yan suddenly saw Yuan Xiaoli wearing a hospital gown talking to a man with a unibrow.

Thinking of some recent rumors, Chen Yan's face sank.

After handing the patient to Chen Yong, Luo Hao went to greet him, "Teacher Fan, Director Yuan, change clothes here."

Chen Yan was startled.

Yuan Xiaoli asked his senior from the Princeton Interventional Treatment Center to come over. It was obvious what his intention was.

Why is this silly kid Luo Hao so down to earth!

Chen Yan felt that Luo Hao lacked experience in the arena and regarded enemies who were eager to try and stab him at any time as friends.

With more and more contacts, Chen Yan had a very good impression of Luo Hao, especially after Luo Hao was willing to take unspeakable risks to help his little father remove the spring coil. Luo Hao regards him as his little brother.

Since Ronaldinho doesn't know the danger yet, let him do it, Chen Yan thought in his heart.

Seeing Yuan Xiaoli leading Fan Dongkai into the locker room, Chen Yan sneered and his beard trembled.

After changing his clothes, Chen Yan didn't speak to Yuan Xiaoli and went straight to the surgery room to watch the movie with his arms in his arms.

"Xiao Luo, have you ever taken this thing?" Chen Yan asked.

"Director Chen, I have never met him before." Luo Hao replied.

"It's true, it's so much more work to deal with these messy things all day long."

"I met a eldest sister in her 40s. The foreign object was a spring."

The anesthesiologist was giving anesthesia, and Luo Hao was watching a movie while gossiping with Chen Yan.

"Spring? What for?" Chen Yan carefully stuffed the beard that was exposed through the mask. Suddenly he was startled and thought about it, "Is she doing it for contraception? She put the ring on the ring, thinking that all rings can be used." !”

"Director Chen, you are awesome! You have rich clinical experience, you can guess this!" Luo Hao praised.

"Hey, I've seen you a lot." Chen Yan smiled and hid his beard in his mask.

"Director Chen, your beard..." Luo Hao asked.

"Don't mention it. When I was a child, I was particularly envious of a neighbor. He had a set of hair that protected his heart and looked at the special men. That man ate raw meat every day, so I also ate it for several years. I didn't expect that he would grow so much."

"Later I thought it was good to have a beard. Apart from the trouble of surgery, I usually twirled my beard when talking to people, especially because of the second master's demeanor."

Luo Hao gave a thumbs up and sincerely praised Director Chen.

"Ronald, the anesthesia is ready, come on." The anesthesiologist greeted.

"Okay!" Luo Hao responded briskly and began to perform a colonoscopy on the young patient.

Chen Yan looked at Luo Hao, his ears perked up, listening to Yuan Xiaoli and Fan Dongkai whispering, ready to help Luo Hao at any time.

"Senior brother, what's the difficulty in taking the wave dragon?"

"Don't clamp the intestines with the two chelicerae. If they do, it will be a bit troublesome. I don't know about colonoscopy, but I feel that the operation should not be difficult." Fan Dongkai commented.

Not difficult? Chen Yan snorted in his heart, one look at Yuan Xiaoli and his senior brother and they didn't understand foreign objects in the rectum.

Chen Yan even felt that Luo Hao was not completely sure of taking out the wave dragon.

As for the difficulty, Fan Dongkai was completely wrong.

Chen Yan has regarded Yuan Xiaoli and Fan Dongkai as academic opponents and has switched to a fighting stance.

In the province, Chen Yan is almost invincible academically. I have never experienced any big battles, but I have experienced countless small battles, so I can be considered rich in experience.

Unknowingly, Chen Yan has changed his attitude and regards Fan Dongkai as his real opponent, with his heart towards Luo Hao.

Luo Hao had already operated a colonoscope to enter the young patient's rectum, and soon saw a dark red wave dragon completely blocking the way forward.

"What should I do?" Chen Yong numbed his claws.

"Don't worry, I think it's fine." Luo Hao used the forceps of the colonoscope to tap Bolong's claws lightly.

"Coincidentally", Luo Hao seemed to just make a casual tap, and Bolong's claws immediately released, without grasping the intestinal wall.

Chen Yong breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Fan Dongkai took a step forward and stood directly opposite the TV. If the concept of sterility hadn't been engraved in his bones, his face would have been pressed against the TV.

Ok?

Chen Yan sat on a stool in the corner, his feet hanging in the air, looking at Fan Dongkai in confusion.

What did Luo Hao do?

Without doing anything, he touched the claws of the wave dragon. What's all the fuss about that guy from Princeton?

Thinking about it, Chen Yan also felt doubtful and jumped down from the stool.

"Bring me two footstools." Chen Yan whispered.

"Okay!" When the circulating nurse saw Chen Yan jump down, she had already run out to move a footstool for him.

Chen Yan raised his head slightly and looked up at the colonoscopy TV screen. The colonoscopy forceps moved and "by the way" he knocked open the other chelicerae.

Luo Hao was so lucky. Chen Yan thought that Bolong's claws did not clamp his intestines.

Just when he thought of this, Chen Yan suddenly heard heavy breathing.

The sound was dull, like the faint intoxication of an ancient behemoth coming from the endless abyss.

(End of this chapter)