White armor

Chapter 255: The Bear Child

"Luo Hao, are you safe?" Gu Huaiming and Qian Guangming asked in unison.

"Safe." Luo Hao did not speak vaguely to get by as he did when talking to patients and their families, but gave a clear answer.

Geng Qiang sighed on the side.

It seems that I am not familiar enough with Luo Hao.

You can tell whether someone is familiar with you or not just by opening their mouth. Luo Hao is really a dog.

"Let's go, let's go." Boss Chai couldn't wait any longer, but Boss Zhou frowned and looked at Wang Xiaoshuai in the corner.

"Luo Hao." Boss Zhou waved.

"boss."

"Who is that person?" Mr. Zhou pointed at Wang Xiaoshuai and asked.

"He's an unemployed vagrant, now working as a security guard in a hospital. He used to be a mercenary overseas, but later he came back because the money he was paid was all counterfeit."

Mr. Zhou nodded and said nothing.

"Counterfeit money? Can mercenaries accept counterfeit money?" Qian Guangming was surprised.

"Maybe the higher-ups are too greedy and have embezzled all the money."

Mr. Chai didn’t care whether he was a mercenary or not. He only had eyes for petting cats, and he was as focused as if he was fishing.

Even though he has been in the air force for many years, Mr. Chai remains focused.

"Luo Hao, what on earth are you going to do?" Mr. Zhou was in poor health, unlike Mr. Chai, who walked slowly behind.

"Boss, I want to teach the bamboo some skills to survive in the wild, and then teach it how to use some simple tools."

"Will it work?" Mr. Zhou turned his gaze to the bamboo in front of him.

"Now it seems that the simple things are OK. It quickly learned to wash its face, and now I am teaching it to brush its teeth."

"!!!"

"!!!"

Mr. Zhou and Gu Huaiming were stunned.

Brushing teeth is not a trivial matter.

This action is even more complicated than swinging a stick to attack the opponent.

The monkeys in Mount Emei also use weapons, but it is all unconscious and they have not yet evolved conscious group behavior.

As for pandas, being able to wipe their faces and fold quilts is already the ceiling. No one can think of more, and no panda can do it.

Luo Hao is really brave and proactive. He directly taught Zhuzi how to brush his teeth.

No one can guess what will happen next.

"Boss, please slow down."

"It's okay." Mr. Zhou groaned. "I've already informed you about the drone you told me about. I need to keep it on record. I need to see the video first and remove the sensitive and confidential content before I can give it to you."

"Okay, it's OK as long as I can grasp the movements of the bamboo. I will definitely not touch any confidential content." Luo Hao didn't care and smiled happily.

"Luo Hao, can you really do it?" Gu Huaiming asked a confusing question.

"Let's give it a try. I'm not sure either. After all, Zhuzi was raised by his nanny and has no experience with wild animals. I don't know much about wild pandas either. I'd like to go to Qinling to catch a wild giant panda, but I have a lot of things to do and can't spare the time."

Luo Hao talked about his troubles.

Luo Hao now wishes he had three heads and six arms, otherwise he would be too busy.

It is indeed very difficult to get Sanqing without wanting to water. Luo Hao just has the blessing of the system, and his energy and physical strength are far beyond that of ordinary people, so he does not seem to be tired.

Mr. Zhou stopped talking and followed him into the yard.

The bamboo was not alert. It sat on the ground in distress, holding a piece of clothing in its chubby hands.

When they got closer, everyone saw that Zhuzi was learning how to button his shirt.

Its fingers were too thick and had sharp claws, like girls' manicures, which seriously hindered its movements.

However, the bamboo was made in an orderly manner, which amazed everyone.

"Boss, I want to customize a set of clothes for Zhuzi." Luo Hao came close to Mr. Zhou and said in a low voice.

"Can you wear a bulletproof vest? You can buy that thing online." Boss Zhou saw through what Luo Hao was trying to do at a glance.

"It should be possible." Luo Hao said confidently, "Let's not think about the bulletproof vest made of eel slime. I think it is confidential. Do you know any big shots in this field? Regarding the bulletproof vest made of graphene, I have a few ideas."

Mr. Zhou didn't say anything, but looked at the fat bamboo.

There is no hair on the back of the bamboo, it is just bare and the scar looks a little hideous.

The back injury looked quite serious. No wonder Luo Hao wanted to prepare a graphene bulletproof vest for this little guy.

"It doesn't need to be bulletproof. It doesn't need to be so thick or strong. It just needs to be able to withstand the claws and teeth of wild beasts. So the bulletproof vests on the market now are not good. They are too redundant and cumbersome, and are not suitable for survival in the wild."

"Is this what you want pandas to learn about survival in the wild?" Mr. Zhou asked sarcastically.

"Boss." Luo Hao suddenly stood at attention, his body straight, as if a soldier in the army saw his leader.

"Hmm? Anything you want to say?"

"Releasing giant pandas into the wild is not about letting them fend for themselves, but about replenishing them with fresh blood and genes to prevent inbreeding among the panda population in the base."

"The imperialist colonial system that you hate the most wants the entire world to remain in its so-called pristine state and does not allow people from all over the world to enter modernization..."

Luo Hao talked incessantly.

Old Zhou raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of murderous intent, but as Luo Hao spoke, his sharp eyes gradually softened, and then became confused.

Luo Hao's words sounded a bit far-fetched, but they did sound true.

Releasing giant pandas into the wild is a way to avoid inbreeding and expand the population.

Goal-oriented, it doesn’t really matter whether giant pandas can be like wild animals.

But, putting graphene bulletproof vests on giant pandas sounds so unprofessional.

"Boss." Luo Hao no longer stood at attention. He moved closer to Mr. Zhou with a smile on his face. His voice was so low that even Gu Huaiming couldn't hear it.

"Ok?"

"Boss Lang has been exposed to laparoscopy since the 80s."

"Luo Hao!" Gu Huaiming shouted harshly.

Old Zhou raised his hand and shook it slightly to stop Gu Huaiming.

"Well, what you said does make some sense." Elder Zhou said calmly, "The first time I saw a thoracoscopic esophageal cancer surgery was in Massachusetts. The operation lasted nine hours. At the time, I thought, isn't this just using equipment for the sake of using equipment?"

Gu Huaiming squinted at Luo Hao.

But Luo Hao ignored Director Gu. Instead, he bowed slightly and stood beside Mr. Zhou with a warm smile on his face.

"But, when it was really used, within a few years, the surgery was so simple that I couldn't believe it."

"How long does an esophageal cancer surgery take now?" Mr. Zhou asked, tilting his head.

"Boss, it takes about 2 hours to treat cardia cancer, and less than 2 hours for a simple case. For a complicated case, it will take at most 4 hours." Gu Huaiming replied.

"Yeah." Mr. Zhou nodded. "Technology is for the progress of mankind, for the people of this land...hahahaha, is it too much like daddy?"

"Boss, who told you the word 'daddy'?" Luo Hao was surprised.

"Don't think I don't know what you say about me behind my back." Zhou Lao curled his lips, "Instilling values, preaching, and fatherly style. Under the premise of not violating the principles, I will contact you. But, will it really work?"

"I think it's okay. Bamboo learns things very quickly."

"Yeah." Old Zhou nodded and looked at Old Chai who was squatting beside the bamboo and starting to pet the cat.

Mr. Zhou, who had been impatient before, was no longer anxious. Instead, he was thinking about something, and petting the cat became unimportant.

Zhuzi was very obedient, and even moved his head closer to Chai Lao in order to make him feel comfortable.

If it weren't for Mr. Chai's skinny body, the bamboo would have fallen into his arms.

The little guy seems so sensible, and his skills of reading people's expressions and observing their words are similar to those of a 9 or 10-year-old child.

He is a sensible child, not a naughty one.

"Is your IQ so high?" Gu Huaiming looked at Zhuzi in surprise.

Luo Hao guessed that this had something to do with Chen Yong.

But the situation in novels and myths did not occur. The bamboo's IQ just seemed to increase.

Moreover, Zhuzi is closer to herself and to White-haired Liu the Dad than to Chen Yong. I don’t know why.

Luo Hao felt that Chen Yong's so-called beast taming techniques were incomplete, or that the beast taming in his mind was just from a novel and was fabricated.

The real beast tamer... doesn't look that magical.

"Tsk tsk, how badly injured is this?" Old Chai stroked the cat for a while and began to touch the scar on Zhuzi's back.

Having worked in surgery for a lifetime, Mr. Chai could feel the severity of the injury just by putting his hands on it.

He felt a little reluctant and his eyes were full of pity.

"Boss, Zhuzi's injury has healed." Luo Hao said nonsense.

"No sequelae?"

"If you want to have it, you can also have an operation." Luo Hao said with a smile.

Old Chai raised his hand, Luo Hao leaned his head over, and Old Chai bent his right index finger and tapped Luo Hao on the head.

"Don't joke about this kind of thing." Mr. Chai said dissatisfiedly.

"Boss, there are no sequelae, everything is fine." Luo Hao answered confidently.

"That's fine." Mr. Chai stroked the cat, feeling very satisfied.

The bamboo is more well-behaved and sensible than expected. Mr. Chai even feels that he can play with the bamboo.

"Boss, would you like to jerk off for a while?" Luo Hao turned around and asked Mr. Zhou.

"Not yet, what else can we do?" asked Mr. Zhou.

"Boss, let me show it to you now. Can you give me some advice?" Luo Hao bowed and asked Mr. Chai.

It's already difficult to serve one boss, and now there are two bosses. Luo Hao feels like he's got two heads tied to him.

"Okay." Old Chai stood up, his eyes full of loving kindness.

In an instant, Luo Hao seemed to understand the complicated looks that Director Qian and Director Gu gave him.

I was actually a little envious and jealous of bamboo.

"Chen Yong, show me."

Chen Yong looked pleased with himself, his chin slightly raised. Others were wearing sterile suits and masks, but Chen Yong, who usually wore a mask, only wore sterile suits, and his handsome face was angular.

"Stand up!" Chen Yong shouted.

Bamboo stood up immediately, his movements were clumsy but meticulous.

The cute expression also became serious. It was not as ridiculous as the pandas in other zoos who stood up with their hands on their hips and quarreled with their nannies. Instead, it was solemn.

"!!!"

"!!!"

Everyone was shocked.

"sleep."

Zhuzi quickly ran to the small "bed", opened the folded bamboo mat and lay down on it.

I fell asleep peacefully in almost an instant and could already hear snoring.

This……

Chen Yong then turned his gaze to Luo Hao. Luo Hao nodded, indicating that he understood. After waiting for about 2 minutes, Luo Hao raised his hand to cover his mouth, and a low-frequency sound wave began to appear.

The bamboo, which was still sleeping soundly in the last second, woke up immediately. It first looked around carefully, then leaned against a tree next to the "bed" with its sharp claws stretched out.

"What are you studying?" asked Mr. Zhou.

"The sound of a python appearing." Luo Hao stopped the "exercise" and explained to Mr. Zhou, "In the Qinling Mountains, the natural enemies of giant pandas are mainly eagles, pythons, and jackals."

"Eagles target panda cubs, so they are not a consideration for now. Adult pandas have to face pythons and jackals, which are their main enemies."

When the enemy's voice disappeared, Zhuzi seemed to be relieved, but he still looked around carefully. It was not until 5 minutes later that he returned to the bamboo mat and started to "fold the quilt".

This time it moved quickly, without a trace of laziness, and folded the quilt neatly.

This scene silenced all the people who came to "visit".

Not to mention that Zhuzi is a giant panda, no one among them, except Zhou Laowai, can fold the quilt so neatly and with clear edges.

They were actually not as good as a giant panda, which made Director Qian, Director Gu, Geng Qiang and others sigh.

"Why do we need to learn how to fold quilts?" asked Mr. Zhou.

"There is insect repellent on the mat. Sleeping on it every time you go to bed can help avoid parasites. Fold it well so it is easier to stuff in a backpack."

"Backpack?"

"Backpack?"

"Yes, we prepared a backpack for Zhuzi, which contains some common items." Luo Hao said, "My goal is to let Zhuzi find a wild female giant panda, not to let Zhuzi return to the wild and turn into a wild beast."

The purpose is clear, Luo Hao has talked about this.

But this is too clear, simple and direct to the point of being a bit crude.

It turns out that Luo Hao wanted Zhuzi to go to the wild to find a romantic encounter, that is, to go camping in the wild.

If you think in this way, everything makes sense.

Then Chen Yong started running and climbing trees with the bamboo.

Although bamboo looks fat, it is not slow at all when running. It can even climb trees faster than a cat might imagine.

It’s just that the panda house is a bit simple, and Zhuzi’s speed has not reached its peak yet, so as soon as he started to accelerate, he ran to the other side.

"How fast can it run?" asked Mr. Zhou.

"55 kilometers per hour." Luo Hao replied.

Mr. Zhou narrowed his eyes.

One hour, 55 kilometers!

As the pandas ran, jumped, and climbed trees, that cute and naive feeling disappeared, and there was even a sense of jungle cruelty in the yard of the panda house.

Watching Chen Yong "showing" the training results with Zhuzi, Gu Huaiming was a little confused. He pulled Luo Hao and asked, "It shouldn't be necessary to wear clothes, right? Why train it to button?"

"The anus is a weak point, especially when climbing a tree." Luo Hao said, "The bamboo bulletproof vest should block all the weaknesses. But, after wearing it, it will not be conducive to bamboo finding a girlfriend, so you have to take off the clothes."

“……”Gu Huaiming was speechless.

What Luo Hao said made sense, but it also sounded a bit weird, and it was hard to tell what was weird about it.

Suddenly Luo Hao's mind moved, and he lowered his voice very low, "Director Gu, have you been to Shancheng recently?"

"Ah?" Gu Huaiming didn't understand why Luo Hao changed the subject so quickly, and he shook his head.

"There are massage chairs at Shancheng Jiangbei Airport. I heard from Lao Cui that you should never try that thing."

“???” Gu Huaiming was puzzled.

"Is it that rogue massage chair that has no sense of boundaries at all?" Qian Guangming asked with a fierce look on his face.

"Director Qian has tried it?" Luo Hao widened his eyes.

"Well, damn, I don't know who designed this crap!" Qian Guangming cursed in a low voice.

Gu Huaiming was curious about what kind of massage chair could make Qian Guangming so angry.

Qian Guangming looks fierce, but he is actually gentle and kind, and he never swears.

"My hemorrhoids have been irritated by the pressure." Director Qian scolded viciously.

"Fuck!" Luo Hao's eyes widened. "Director Qian, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I just bled and my pants were wet. I had the surgery when I returned to Union Hospital." Qian Guangming smiled bitterly.

The two of them seemed to be talking in secret, and Gu Huaiming felt a little dissatisfied.

"Director Gu, this is what happened. There are massage balls under the massage chairs at Shancheng Jiangbei International Airport. At first, the two massage balls were used to spread the buttocks apart."

Gu Huaiming expressed his dissatisfaction with Luo Hao's use of the verb "break".

It is so vivid and gives people bad thoughts and makes them feel uncomfortable.

“Then there’s a massage ball for the anus.”

"!!!"

No wonder Lao Qian’s external hemorrhoids burst. Which genius came up with this massage plan?

I didn’t expect that the mountain city is more open than Chengdu!
In the past, I only heard about the mother Tyrannosaurus in Sichuan and Chongqing. Was it because of the mother Tyrannosaurus that they were forced to do it? Now that I have opened my eyes to the world, aren't there plenty of girls abroad?

In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through Gu Huaiming's mind.

"The bamboo is mainly used to prevent anal sex, which is a serious injury, especially when facing jackals." Luo Hao turned the subject back, his face serious, without any trace of the rogue massage chair he had just mentioned at Jiangbei International Airport.

As Luo Hao introduced, Gu Huaiming even felt that Luo Hao was preparing to equip Zhuzi with an AK47.

This isn't really letting it return to the forest, it's simply going to fight a real person... a real bear cs.

"Luo Hao, are you sure it can be done?"

"We have been training recently. In two or three days, on the weekend, we plan to take the bamboo to the wild forest near the nearby Funiushan Mountain to try it out."

Luo Hao said this, hesitating to continue.

"What do you want to say? You're just dithering." Mr. Zhou scolded.

"Boss, we dare not touch anything in the mountains and forests of Northeast China. We are so constrained and distressed."

"Mrs. Hu? Do you still believe this?" Old Zhou glared at Luo Hao.

"No, no, no, boss. Many animals here are protected. If Bamboo goes out and kills them indiscriminately... some animals have a higher protection level than Bamboo. What do you think will happen if it commits a crime?"

Old Zhou was speechless. He had never thought that bamboo would be killed by a snapping sound.

It's good enough to be able to survive. How come Luo Hao said that? It seems like Zhuzi has the illusion that he is invincible.

Before coming, Mr. Zhou was worried about whether Zhuzi could adapt to survival in the wild, but after coming and seeing Luo Hao, he was worried about whether Zhuzi would be sentenced.

Oh shit!

What does this have to do with anything?

"Are you going to equip Bamboo with a gun?"

"Boss, don't scare me." Luo Hao said with a smile, "No, no, cold weapons are enough."

"Is it wild?"

"I have started eating live chickens and live birds. My gastrointestinal function seems to be OK and I am able to adapt."

"What? Don't pandas eat bamboo?" Gu Huaiming's eyes almost popped out.

Although he knew that pandas were omnivores, after watching too many videos of Huahua and Mengsan, Gu Huaiming could not accept the idea of ​​pandas eating bloody meat.

"There was a wild panda named Beichuan. It secretly ate a wolf cub and was chased by a pack of wolves. When it was found later, it had not eaten for many days. All its fat had been consumed and it weighed only 80 kilograms."

"Tsk tsk." Old Zhou shook his head.

It is easy to say wildness, but if you really see it, many people will definitely not be able to accept it.

"Bamboo is obedient, really obedient. There was a book called Wolf Totem. Director Gu has read it, right?"

"I've read it. It's a stupid book." Gu Huaiming said disdainfully. "It's sponsored by foreign foundations. The various specious theories have only one purpose - to discredit the farming nation."

"Yes, the book says that wild animals cannot be trained. That internet-famous wolf turned into a dog in less than a month." Luo Hao smiled, "It's easy to turn from a wolf into a dog. The claims of those bastards are not worth pondering. However, it's a bit difficult to turn from a dog into a wolf."

"Bamboo is very sensible. If you ask it to eat raw meat instead of bamboo, it will accept it."

"Why not teach it to make fire by rubbing two sticks together?" Gu Huaiming asked.

"Damn, Director Gu, I dare not say that." Luo Hao stopped immediately, "Once the wildfire spreads, our big forests in the Northeast... do we want to have another Daxinganling fire?"

It seems so.

Luo Hao thought a lot, but Gu Huaiming didn't find any flaws for the time being.

The bamboo looks chubby and cute, but when it runs, you can smell its wild and spicy flavor.

Not to mention the equipment that Luo Hao prepared, just looking at the current state of the bamboo, it doesn't look like it has just recovered from a serious injury. If it is released back into the forest now, it is estimated that the bamboo can survive.

"Not bad." Boss Zhou readily agreed and nodded, extremely satisfied.

"Boss, are you relieved?"

"Okay, I want to pet the cat."

Originally, Gu Huaiming was not worried, after all, it was Old Chai who went to pull the bamboo first. But after seeing the wildness of the bamboo, he began to worry involuntarily.

"Director Gu, don't worry." Luo Hao seemed to see through Gu Huaiming's heart and patted him on the shoulder. "It's okay. Boss Chai has already done it."

Gu Huaiming's mouth moved, but finally fell silent.

"Hey~~~"

Luo Hao whistled.

When Zhuzi heard the whistle, he threw Chen Yong aside and ran over happily.

Its head and butt were twisting in opposite directions, and you could sense Bamboo's happiness just by watching its movements.

Mr. Zhou’s hand fell on Zhuzi’s head, feeling satisfied.

……

……

3 days later.

Professor Zhang boarded a plane and arrived at the provincial capital of Bac Giang Province.

The director of the kindergarten, Haodong, did not come, only a staff member came to greet Professor Zhang.

"Hello, Professor Zhang."

Professor Zhang was extremely dissatisfied with Ha Dong's behavior, but he suppressed his inner thoughts and asked in a deep voice, "How about bamboo?"

"Today, Professor Luo will take Zhuzi to adapt to survival in the wild."

"So soon? Is your injury healed?"

Professor Zhang seemed to have forgotten that he had intended to drive the bamboo back to the wild ten days ago.

"Okay, let's all go and watch the bamboo's first experience of survival in the wild. You came just in time, so you can watch it together."

First time?

Professor Zhang was disdainful. What could a few outsiders do? It would be good enough if they could just go on a picnic.

It just so happened that I caught up with the first field training, so I could point out many problems from a high-level perspective.

Professor Zhang felt that he came at the right time.

"Professor Zhang, let me take you to the hotel first."

"No, let's go see the bamboo together."

(End of this chapter)