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Chapter 296 Backflip, Seeking Adoption
Chapter 296 Backflip, Seeking Adoption
When he arrived at the septic tank factory, a staff member with a sad face greeted Luo Hao.
Not only Luo Hao was unhappy, but all the staff who came into contact with him were also unhappy.
A Siberian tiger is dangerous enough, but if it is covered in feces, it is 10 times more dangerous.
"What exactly happened?" Luo Hao asked about the details after getting in the car.
"A wild Siberian tiger was wandering around in Siberia last year, but it came back this year for some reason. When it was found, it was already in the septic tank..."
No matter how specific the details are, the staff cannot explain them clearly.
Luo Hao guessed that this was probably due to the makeshift team.
After all, no one is professional enough to monitor a wild Siberian tiger to prevent it from taking a cesspool bath.
Oh shit!
Luo Hao cursed viciously.
"Ding dong~"
Finally, the ding-dong sound stopped.
Luo Hao perked up and began to read the system panel carefully.
[Obtained a copy of the Beast Taming Technique, and have learned it. ]
[There is only one spiritual pet now, and you cannot get more spiritual pets. Please upgrade the level of the Beast Taming Technique. ]
[Beast language level +2.]
[Biological affinity +3. ]
A series of words appeared in front of Luo Hao.
Bamboo should be his spiritual pet. Anyway, he had no intention of taking the wild Siberian tiger taking a bath in the septic tank as his spiritual pet, so Luo Hao had no regrets about it.
Beast language level +2, biological affinity +3. These are unexpected benefits, but they are not very useful.
Luo Hao has no intention of being a breeder for his whole life.
Even if I am just a brick, I can be moved wherever I am needed and I will definitely play a greater role in clinical practice.
I just don’t know if biological affinity counts as human, but I think it should count.
However, Luo Hao was not planning to be a diplomat or a socialite, so this improvement was useful, but not significant.
Seeing that Luo Hao hadn't spoken for a long time, the staff member thought that Luo Hao was afraid, and said with a sad face, "Professor Luo, thank you for your hard work this time."
"I'm afraid too. Wild Siberian tigers carry a kind of oppressive aura, which may be engraved in the DNA of our ancestors. When I saw that thing, my legs went weak, and I was seeing it through a telescope."
"Don't get close. Try it from a distance. If it doesn't work, pump out the sewage from the septic tank. When it's safe, shoot it from a distance to tranquilize it. No, that big guy is estimated to be more than 300 kilograms. One shot is definitely not enough. But if you shoot too many times, you're afraid it will be killed..."
Luo Hao smiled and said, "It's okay. I'll go closer and take a look."
"..." The staff member was stunned and was about to persuade him, but swallowed the words back.
Professor Luo Haoluo has been regarded as a god in the circle.
Giant pandas are abstinent creatures. Under the guidance of Professor Luo, they would bring back pregnant wild female giant pandas every few days.
The exact principles are said to be written in the youth thesis submitted by Professor Luo. Everyone came to study it and saw countless chemical formulas.
Just like the Book of Heaven.
I still have to read more. I didn't expect that even if I don't deal with people and only deal with wild beasts, I still can't escape the fate of studying.
The staff had countless messy things in their minds.
"Professor Luo, please be careful."
"Well, it's out of sight. You stop the car and I'll drive in myself." Luo Hao comforted.
The staff was almost moved to tears. Professor Luo is such a good person.
He knew very well how powerful a 300-kilogram Siberian tiger was.
This Japanese-made junk car can only delay the speed at which a wild Siberian tiger eats it, and it will most likely make the wild Siberian tiger more irritable and eat faster.
Professor Luo is really considerate. He started to protect me before I even mentioned it.
With the staff's affinity towards Luo Hao increased by +3, their favorability towards him soared again.
From a distance, Luo Hao saw a tiger head floating in the sewage of the septic tank. The scene was quite strange.
The wild Siberian tiger didn't feel anything, but Luo Hao thought it was enjoying it.
"Let's stop here. Give me the car. By the way, if it breaks down, will your company repair it?"
"It's the company's car, Professor Luo, you can drive it at will. It's okay if the car breaks down, just don't get into any accidents." The staff member reminded seriously.
Looking at his expression, he seemed to want to share the hardships with Luo Hao.
"That's good."
"Professor Luo, here are the headphones and intercom." The staff member sounded apologetic, but after hesitating for a moment, he decided not to go over.
"The armed police sniper is nearby, you must pay attention to your safety."
"Did they mobilize the armed police?"
"Well, wild Siberian tigers are too fierce, and people can be killed if we're not careful. The worst thing is that after getting injured, it becomes extremely ferocious and rushes directly into the city. If that happens, we'll be screwed."
the staff explained.
This approach is considered to be relatively professional. When a lion attacks a rabbit, it will use all its strength.
After taking the headphones and putting on the intercom, Luo Hao communicated with the sniper in the distance, feeling relieved.
Luo Hao sat in the driving seat and drove towards the wild Siberian tiger that was "taking a bath".
There are two tigers named Da Maitai and Er Maitai in the Siberian Tiger Park. Luo Hao believes that the appearance of this person in front of him may make Da Maitai and Er Maitai so ashamed that they will commit suicide.
The smell became stronger and stronger, so irritating that Luo Hao couldn't even open his eyes.
Luo Hao didn’t choose gastrointestinal surgery before, no matter how much Boss Chai persuaded him, because he just didn’t want to dig manure.
I never expected that I learned the job of digging out manure from Boss Xia.
Luo Hao got out of the car when they arrived at the septic tank.
Although he did not choose gastrointestinal surgery, Luo Hao had performed many feces removal operations. He was not immune to this kind of environment, but he did not find it unacceptable either.
Although it is a septic tank, it is an open place after all, and part of it is in the factory, which has nothing to do with Luo Hao.
Luo Hao was not in a hurry, but looked at the wild Siberian tiger from a distance.
As Luo Hao got out of the car, the wild Siberian tiger seemed to sense something and looked at Luo Hao.
next second!
The wild Siberian tiger used all four limbs and began to "swim" at an extremely fast speed, rushing towards Luo Hao.
"Ready to shoot!"
The sniper's voice came from the headset.
"Wait a minute!" Luo Hao shouted.
Several red spots of light fell on the wild Siberian tiger, and some people even aimed at its head out of habit. But soon, the spots of light fell on the rough and thick skin.
A wild Siberian tiger rushed out of the septic tank, bringing with it a...stinky, eye-irritating smell.
Luo Hao never thought that the King of Beasts would have such a strong aura when he appeared, which made him unable to open his eyes.
What is going on?
"Ho~~~"
Luo Hao let out a loud roar.
The wild Siberian tiger was startled for a moment, then became even happier.
It paused slightly, ready to pounce like a tiger.
When Luo Hao saw many red spots on the wild Siberian tiger’s body, he hurriedly "persuaded" this idiot.
Fortunately, the effect of the animal language was obvious after it was upgraded, and with the affinity +3, the wild Siberian tiger quickly stopped.
It shook its body, and Luo Hao quickly dodged it, almost getting splashed with sewage from the septic tank.
"Isn't it going to flutter?"
The sniper's voice came from the headset.
Even a professional sniper would be very nervous facing the situation just now. Luo Hao could hear it from his voice.
"Well, it shouldn't be a big problem. Don't worry. I'll communicate with it first."
"Ow~~~"
"Ouch~~~~~"
Luo Hao started to "chat" with the wild Siberian tiger.
The captain's voice arranging the sniper disappeared from the headset, leaving only the rustling sound.
This scene was quite strange. The wild Siberian tiger was actually chatting with Professor Luo Haoluo.
However, every time the wild Siberian tiger tried to get close to Luo Hao several times, it caused the snipers to become nervous.
A few minutes later.
"Where's the faucet? Have you called the fire truck? I want a big faucet."
Luo Hao said.
"There are firefighting equipment in the factory area, and here it is still..."
"Wherever is convenient, this thing stinks, I can't stand it, I'll wash it."
The sniper captain began to deploy again.
He didn't expect this mission to be so tedious.
Fortunately, the opponent was a wild Siberian tiger and there was no need to hide, but the captain still optimized the process according to the procedure.
Luo Hao followed the instructions in the headphones to the faucet, picked up the fire hydrant, adjusted the water pressure, and began to give the wild Siberian tiger a shower.
This guy has no idea how dirty he is. He still licks his face and wants to get close to Luo Hao, begging for rubbing.
But every time Luo Hao refused with a cold face.
From birth to now, Luo Hao's face has never been so dark.
A few minutes later, Luo Hao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The fresh air is sweet with the smell of grass.
Luo Hao used to think that this was just a description. After all, there was no grass to smell after gastrointestinal surgery. This was Luo Hao's blind spot.
After rinsing the wild Siberian tiger clean, Luo Hao did not stop and continued rinsing for another 20 minutes until the wild tiger became a little impatient, and then Luo Hao stopped.
[A wild Siberian tiger invites you to become a spiritual pet. ]
A line of strange words appeared on the system panel.
Luo Hao could roughly understand what it meant, but he disliked it.
This wild Siberian tiger is mentally ill. Who the hell has ever seen a normal creature take a bath in a septic tank? !
Spirit pet? What a joke, let alone there is no quota, even if there is a quota, it must not be given to this tiger.
Compared with this Siberian tiger swimming in the septic tank, the bamboo is like an angel.
After the wild Siberian tiger shook off the water on its body, Luo Hao asked for bath gel again.
I waved my hand, and the wild Siberian tiger rushed over with cheerful steps.
"Number one, number two, get ready!"
A nervous command voice came from the headset.
"No, I let it get close."
Shashasha~~~
It was not until the wild Siberian tiger approached and Luo Hao waved his hand again that the wild Siberian tiger sat down like a big cat. Only then did the captain's surprised voice come from the headset, "Is it true?"
"Yeah, really, I'll wash it again. It's already fucking marinated, what the hell." Luo Hao cursed.
Normally Luo Hao doesn't curse at people, but today's situation is obviously not ordinary.
The wild Siberian tiger seemed to know Luo Hao's mood and carefully retracted its sharp claws.
[A wild Siberian tiger invites you to become a spiritual pet again. 】
Luo Hao received another invitation.
If it weren't for the [Beast Taming Technique] determined by the system, Luo Hao would definitely suspect that it was a wild Siberian tiger that wanted to take him in as its spiritual pet.
Click to reject.
The wild Siberian tiger was a little disappointed and howled.
"Shut up!" Luo Hao scolded.
The wild Siberian tiger closed its mouth and looked at Luo Hao pitifully.
"Don't you know how much you stink?" Luo Hao began to apply shower gel to the wild Siberian tiger.
Brush brush.
"Septic tank, you said it's warm there. I admit that the Northeast failed to enter summer this year, but we can't go there."
"How old are you? You still don't know how to keep clean." "There are too many bacteria in the septic tank. If one gets infected, it will kill you."
While Luo Hao was chattering, he was carefully washing the wild Siberian tiger.
The so-called marinating is just a joke, this dog thing is still relatively healthy and not so easy to be infected with E. coli or something like that.
After more than an hour of hard work, a "brand new" wild Siberian tiger appeared in front of Luo Hao.
Luo Hao reached out, wiped his clothes, and sat down.
He took a cigarette out of his pocket, flicked his wrist, and a cigarette flew out.
Luo Hao bit the cigarette and squinted his eyes.
[A wild Siberian tiger invites you to become a spiritual pet. ]
The wild Siberian tiger invited again.
It's a little impatient.
Acting cute in front of Luo Hao like a little wild cat.
Even the wild Siberian tiger began to prepare for a backflip to please Luo Hao.
far away.
"Is that a wild Siberian tiger?" a staff member asked in surprise.
He was more like talking to himself.
"Look at the body! There's a locator on it. It must be a wild Siberian tiger No. 3. The pedigree is..."
"I remember it was very fierce. You couldn't get close to it. Ahhhh, why did it start doing backflips?!"
"Fuck, I did a backflip!"
The wild Siberian tiger turned into a big cat and began to please Luo Hao.
Luo Hao, who was in the distance, just sat there with a cigarette in his mouth, as if he was talking to a wild Siberian tiger.
This has broken everyone's three views.
The voices of the staff members whose views were shattered kept ringing in my ears, blending into one.
Luo Hao didn't know what they were talking about and just clicked to deny.
"I'm sorry, I already have a pet." Facing the 300-kilogram behemoth, Luo Hao, although he had a favorability of +3, still gave the wild Siberian tiger enough respect.
The main reason is that this guy smells like shower gel instead of a septic tank, and Luo Hao can communicate with it calmly.
"The spirit pet is a giant panda you have never seen. You can meet it when you have time." Luo Hao raised his hand and rubbed the head of the wild Siberian tiger.
It was obviously a little regretful and even sad. It buried its head at Luo Hao's feet and made its final effort.
Luo Hao looked at the big cat weighing more than 300 kilograms acting coquettishly, and his heart suddenly moved.
The wild Siberian tiger's tail wags like steel.
"Bang~"
A stone was smashed by the tail of a wild Siberian tiger, and dust flew everywhere.
"Wait a moment."
Luo Hao took out his cell phone and called Chen Yong.
"Luo Hao, you don't smell like a septic tank, do you?" Chen Yong gloated.
"I'm fine. The wild Siberian tiger has been begging to be made into a spiritual pet. Do you want one?"
"Get lost! I bring a wild Siberian tiger to work? Do you still want to get merit?" Chen Yong refused directly and even cursed.
"Oh, that's fine."
"Wait a moment, I'll ask Bai Dicheng."
It seems to work. Luo Hao thought of Bai Dicheng, who couldn't speak and was regarded as a spy as soon as he came down the mountain.
That guy even sings Happy Birthday when washing his hands. No wonder he is mistaken for a spy. It's really not normal at all.
Soon, Chen Yong called.
"No, Bai Dicheng said he is going to travel in the south, so he can't be adopted for the time being. We can give it a try when he comes back. His skills are already beyond the border, and after crossing the border, he will definitely..."
"never mind."
Luo Hao hung up the phone, sighed, and began to explain to the wild Siberian tiger in a fatherly manner the harmful effects of septic tanks.
If there is a serious excess of E. coli and other bacteria on the body of a wild Siberian tiger, big problems may arise.
While Luo Hao was coiling the wild Siberian tiger, he kept muttering to it, warning it to stay away from septic tanks in the future.
After more than 10 minutes, the wild Siberian tiger seemed to know that Luo Hao would not take it in, and sighed pitifully.
"There's really no other way. I can only have one spirit pet. You're late." Luo Hao comforted.
The wild Siberian tiger stared at Luo Hao with its small eyes.
"Ding dong~"
[Gain the active skill Hide. ]
Huh? Is this the benefit that wild Siberian tigers give themselves?
Luo Hao was startled.
Hiding is easy to understand. The wild Siberian tiger has a pattern that is somewhat similar to the color of the deep mountains and forests. Of course, it stands at the top of the food chain, and even thick-skinned guys like wild boars are no match for it, so it does not need to hide most of the time.
Before Luo Hao could finish his thought, the system prompt sounded again.
"Ding dong~"
[Obtained the active skill from the wild Siberian tiger - Vision. ]
"???"
What?
Luo Hao looked at the system panel and saw that it was indeed [Vision], an active skill.
Vision?
What does it have to do with wild Siberian tigers?
There were small words explaining the skills below, which was a rare benefit in the system. Luo Hao read them carefully.
[Cats are generally able to make low sounds of 35-20 Hz, which often help kittens develop bones or heal wounds. They also help humans sleep.]
This must be the sound of a kitten snoring, Luo Hao thought.
Although tigers are also cats, they can only make sounds with a frequency of about 18 Hz, which is equivalent to the vibration frequency of human eyeballs.
Long-term exposure will cause hallucinations and other phenomena, which is called "ghost encounter frequency". 】
!!!
Luo Hao was dumbfounded after reading it. He didn't know if the system was joking.
One more useless skill.
Hallucination, do you think you will use it during surgery?
Don't talk nonsense.
It was not enough to ask the assistants, nurses, and anesthesiologists to concentrate, so how could he use such a harmful skill?
Before Luo Hao could finish his thought, the wild Siberian tiger stood up, rubbed its head gently against Luo Hao, then turned around and left helplessly.
The thick pads on its paws fell to the ground without making any sound, like an assassin from the abyss.
However, this assassin has the defense of a T and the attack of top-level DPS, making him worthy of being the king at the top of the food chain.
If I could replenish my own blood...
Luo Hao thought about it and grinned.
He put away the cigarette, stood up and walked towards the vehicle with the wild Siberian tiger.
There is an iron cage on the car, which is welded with steel bars as thick as fingers.
The wild Siberian tiger was somewhat resistant and let out a hostile growl.
"Hello, hello, is the leader here?"
"I am Professor Luo, please go ahead."
"We should release it back into the forest, not trick it into going in and then conduct experiments on it."
The person on the other end of the intercom didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Professor Luo, there's not much experiment to do. You've watched too many movies."
Although the other party ridiculed him, Luo Hao didn't care.
Don't put the big cat in a cage, or you will end up deceiving it. Luo Hao didn't know what to do in such a bloody plot.
There is a high probability that he will call Boss Xia and use up the favor he did for pretending to be stupid last time to let him participate in the wild giant panda project.
Not good.
All things have spirits. Zhuzi is still angry with Grandpa Liu.
Luo Hao rubbed the wild Siberian tiger's head and presented facts and reason to it.
The wild Siberian tiger gave Luo Hao face and walked into the iron cage reluctantly.
Just before going in, it raised its paw and slapped it hard on the steel bar as thick as its finger.
The steel bars bent like noodles, or the kind of half-cooked noodles that did not break directly, but twisted into an exaggerated arc.
Luo Hao remembered the video of the legendary Queen Majili solo-killing a 4-meter-long elite crocodile.
There is also a video of a wild tiger killing an 4-kilogram white-lipped buffalo, the largest in the world, in just 800 seconds.
It’s fierce, indeed.
It's not a big deal if you're willing to take a bath in a septic tank, just be honest.
The wild Siberian tiger did two backflips for Luo Hao and asked to adopt it. In Luo Hao's mind, even taking a bath in a septic tank was not a big deal.
Man, haha.
Luo Hao just didn't know what the point of keeping a wild Siberian tiger as his spiritual pet was.
Unlike giant pandas.
Geng Qiang could allow himself to bring bamboo to Central Street, but he would never allow a wild Siberian tiger to appear on Central Street.
Forget it.
Luo Hao felt a little regretful and followed the wild Siberian tiger into the cage.
This action made the wild Siberian tiger favor Luo Hao so much that it lay down obediently in front of Luo Hao's feet and let Luo Hao rub it at will.
……
It was not until the evening that Luo Hao drove back to the city.
The wild Siberian tiger's reluctant look made Luo Hao want to give it a name several times.
But Luo Hao finally held back.
Once a name is given, there is a bond, concern, spirituality, and cause and effect.
I am just an ordinary human being and I don’t have such great abilities.
Now even the experiments have not been completed and all three of the three greens have not been obtained. How can Luo Hao have so much energy?
Luo Hao did not go home directly, but went to Haodong to see Wang Jiani.
While Grandpa Liu is away, the new wild female giant panda is still emotionally unstable. Wang Jiani has been living in Haha recently, and whenever there is any disturbance, she comes out to comfort the wild female giant panda.
……
……
"Still not working?" Han Guangyun held a cup of coffee in his hand, took a sip, and stared at Luo Hao's life on the computer.
As long as one is human, he or she will have weaknesses and soft spots.
Han Guangyun didn't want to make a big fuss in China.
You have to be sensible when doing things, otherwise the price you pay will be something you cannot afford.
Han Guangyun despised the behavior of that group of people. After being rejected after repeated invitations, he brought the dump truck to China and caused the car accident.
How much did it cost in the end?
Only the damned Admiral knows.
Recently, more and more captains have been punished for "lack of confidence in themselves", which cannot but be said to be related to the increasingly frequent assassinations in recent years.
It would be great if it were in the United States, but they have already thrown out nuclear-level weapons - foreign member of the U.S. National Academy of Sciences.
Luo Hao remained unmoved.
What exactly is his weakness?
Han Guangyun thought quietly.
Wild research on giant pandas? Han Guangyun clicked on the video and saw Zhuzi playing with Luo Hao.
There was a hint of doting in Luo Hao's eyes.
He likes this.
Han Guangyun's heart moved.
(End of this chapter)
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