White armor

Chapter 315 Nobel Prize-winning treatment for hiccups

"Brother, will this happen if I'm obedient?" Zhuang Yan asked.

Luo Hao thought about it and said, "Actually, what Chen Yong said is correct, but we are different. We will become the medical team of the academicians in the future, and we cannot think about problems in this way."

"Senior brother, you are not short of money, and you can use flying knives anytime and anywhere. Others probably can't do it. Money is still very important, don't you think?" Zhuang Yan said, looking at Chen Yong.

"Don't look at me. When I pray for people, it's not about money, it's also about status. People of your father's level can't even touch my door."

"Really?" Zhuang Yan felt that Chen Yong was bragging.

Luo Hao thought about it and smiled, "Really, let's go eat. I'll write the medical record when I come back."

After arranging a car, Luo Hao went to pick up Feng Zixuan.

After coming back, I always have to explain to the director of the medical department. After all, a good director of the medical department deserves respect, and Feng Zixuan is one who deserves respect.

In Luo Hao's heart, Feng Zixuan has almost reached the status of Director Ye.

This respect does not come from identity and status in the traditional sense, but from personal character in Luo Hao's cognition.

"Hiccup~~~"

The car door opened, Feng Zixuan didn't say anything, but a burp was heard first.

"Director Feng, why are you hiccuping?"

"I don't know, two days~~burp~~~I started hiccuping for no apparent reason two days ago, and then~~burp~~it's been like this since then. Hiccup~~no matter what~~burp~~it doesn't feel good." Feng Zixuan said intermittently.

"Have you had acupuncture?" Luo Hao asked.

Feng Zixuan sat in the passenger seat, looking listless.

"Hiccup~~~"

Without saying anything, he started burping, Feng Zixuan was very distressed.

"What kind of treatment have you had?" Luo Hao tilted his head and asked.

"There's no good solution. I just had acupuncture twice. The director of our Traditional Chinese Medicine Department, hiccup~hiccup~~~I don't quite believe him."

"How about I give it a try?" Luo Hao volunteered.

"Burp~~~" Feng Zixuan burped loudly and stared at Luo Hao in a daze, "Burp~~~"

A burp interrupted Feng Zixuan's gaze.

"I have attended Teacher Xu's class, but I haven't done the injection. I'm considered an intern. Do you want to try it?" Luo Hao said frankly.

"Then forget it." Feng Zixuan refused.

Luo Hao pondered and suddenly said, "I have another idea."

"Hiccup~~~What can I do?"

"Director Feng, let's remember the rectal medication when we were in India."

"!!! Hiccup~~~"

If Feng Zixuan didn't know Luo Hao, he would even suspect that this boy had some ill intentions towards him.

But even so, Feng Zixuan was still frightened by Luo Hao, and seemed to feel better after burping.

"Eh? Xiao Luo, are you trying to scare me on purpose? Hiccups are said to be cured by being startled, and I think I'm much better now."

This time, he burped twice after saying a sentence, and Feng Zixuan really felt much better.

"No, I mean there is a treatment for hiccups that is similar to rectal medication."

"??? Hiccup~~~"

"This method of treating hiccups was developed by Dr. Francis Fishmier of University Hospital in Jacksonville, Tennessee, and Dr. Majed Oday of Zion Medical Center in Haifa, Israel, and won the 2006 Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine."

"Burp~~~" Feng Zixuan's condition became more serious.

Having not seen each other for a long time, Feng Zixuan thought Luo Hao was dead. When they met, even he did not expect that they would discuss such an issue.

And an Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine, is this really serious? Is Luo Hao kidding himself?
"It's a decent method. Director Feng, you can try it yourself."

"Burp~~~How to try?" Feng Zixuan asked.

"Put your index finger into the anus of the hiccuping person and massage the rectum with slow circular motions. The hiccups will immediately slow down and stop completely within 30 seconds."

"The principle is to stimulate the vagus nerve and have a therapeutic effect. We haven't left yet, so I'll go get some paraffin oil to try?"

Luo Hao suggested.

"Okay, burp~~~Let me try it myself~~burp~~" Feng Zixuan said while burping.

He didn't quite believe it, but since this was what Luo Hao said, there was nothing wrong with trying it himself, but he couldn't let others do it.

Neither Luo Hao nor the young nurse could do it.

Feng Zixuan has his dignity.

Luo Hao went back to the science department and got some paraffin oil for Feng Zixuan, and found a treatment room for Feng Zixuan to try it himself.

A few minutes later, Feng Zixuan walked out of the treatment room with a strange expression.

He was holding a paper towel in his hand and wiping his hands.

"Director Feng?" Luo Hao asked tentatively.

"It's actually healed. It should be healed." Feng Zixuan looked incredulous and stunned.

"The effect is pretty good. It's funny, but..."

"I'm not talking about that, but those two doctors, Dr. Francis Fishmire and Dr. Majed Oday, are they really serious? Who would come up with such a weird treatment method if they were serious?"

Feng Zixuan's focus is indeed very special.

uh~~
Luo Hao had never thought about this question before. When Feng Zixuan said this, Luo Hao was stunned.

"It's like what the first person who discovered that milk is drinkable did to the cow?" Luo Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"It's quite useful, but it's just too weird. Most people wouldn't think of going there."

"Dr. Ding Xiang introduced that these two doctors cured their own patients separately. If they didn't conduct research together, would it be considered a coincidence?" Luo Hao said with a smile.

"Oh, I see." Feng Zixuan felt much better and threw the paper towel into the trash bag. "Let's go and eat. Hiccups don't sound like a disease, but I haven't slept well for two or three days."

"Ronaldo."

"Eh."

"..." Feng Zixuan looked Luo Hao up and down and did not speak for a long time.

"That's good. I'm back alive. From now on, I'll work hard in the operating room and don't run around." Luo Hao smiled, his face filled with the same smile as before.

Feng Zixuan nodded and patted Luo Hao's shoulder hard to express his emotions.

After getting in the car, Feng Zixuan didn't hiccup the whole way. He was puzzled by Luo Hao's "weird" method of curing hiccups.

"Xiao Luo, there is some gossip these days."

"Oh?" Luo Hao showed interest.

Although he was looking straight ahead, Feng Zixuan felt that Luo Hao's ears were moving. If he didn't say anything, Luo Hao would grab his collar and ask him questions in the next second.

But Luo Hao seemed to be motionless.

"Actually, there were two incidents. The first one was quite funny. It was about a student who was undergoing regular training. He went to take a bath and was swept away."

"Tsk tsk." Luo Hao felt a little regretful.

I guess it was a phone call asking the director of the medical department to pick someone up.

Why does Luo Hao value Feng Zixuan so much? Because Luo Hao knows very well that the position of Director of Medical Affairs involves doing all the miscellaneous work in the hospital and bearing all the pressure.

Of course, the pressure from the disciplinary inspection department has nothing to do with the Medical Department.

"That intern is really amazing. He insisted that he was fine." Feng Zixuan said with emotion.

"Oh? It was swept onto the bed?" Luo Hao's expression changed.

"Yes, that's right." Feng Zixuan said with a smile, "The person handling the case was also a young man. He thought the evidence was irrefutable, so he wrote down a seven-day detention. After he was released, the trainee started to sue."

"Is this how we talk about procedures now?" Luo Hao was a little surprised.

Ordinarily it shouldn't be.

But now the distribution is based on the noise you make. As long as you can, are willing to, and know how to make noise, you will definitely get benefits.

"It was indeed not handled in a formal way. The trainee was a stubborn person. In the end, the director of their branch office brought the person to apologize, restore his reputation, and compensate him with 20,000 yuan."

"So powerful!" Luo Hao was surprised.

Normally, this kind of thing shouldn't happen, but what I heard from Feng Zixuan must be first-hand information.

But Luo Hao still didn't understand. This kind of story was similar to the Arabian Nights.

Feng Zixuan was startled.

He rarely saw the gentle Luo Hao swear. Even when it came to something very irritating, Luo Hao would speak softly and slowly.

But this time Luo Hao expressed his attitude very firmly.

Compared with the previous Luo Hao who was so chubby and a little greasy, the one in front of him was a little more down-to-earth and had more emotions.

"Xiao Luo, are you so dissatisfied?" Feng Zixuan looked at Luo Hao with a smile.

"Yeah, it's really big." Luo Hao cursed but his expression was normal. "The University of Technology also has a study buddy system, but they are all of the same sex and keep a distance, just to help international students adapt to life. Look at the study buddy systems in those crappy schools, what the hell!"

"For the sake of overall ranking, you don't even care about your reputation." Luo Hao hit the nail on the head and started scolding.

Feng Zixuan smiled. This matter involved a lot of content, and the comprehensive ranking mentioned by Luo Hao was just one of the points.

"KPI? I understand." Feng Zixuan said.

"It has to be the University of Technology, it's amazing! A few years ago, Shuai Xian cancelled the preferential treatment for international students and treated everyone equally." Luo Hao said.

"Guess who kicked the troublemaker out of the classroom?"

"Professor Qi?"

"Yeah." Feng Zixuan said, "Professor Qi is good. I like him. I heard that he has a good relationship with you."

"It's OK. When I was flying in another place, I happened to see Professor Qi's father doing surgery, so I followed him up to lend a hand."

"Professor Qi is really good. I met him once when we had dinner together. He thinks highly of you. After we drank some wine, he held my hand and praised me, saying that you are very good at your job and will be a future medical expert."

“People who work together always appreciate each other.”

Feng Zixuan sighed. Xiao Luo was good in everything, but he always boasted about himself inadvertently.

Although what he said was true and even a little humble, it still didn't sound very pleasant.

"Professor Qi said that he would contact you when you returned to China. When I heard that you were gone, I felt very sad."

"Is something wrong?"

"I don't know what it is, I just said it when I saw you remembered it."

Luo Hao didn't care about it. Maybe it had something to do with Ye Qingqing?

Professor Qi will be Ye Qingqing's boss in the future, so she will probably have to deal with him a lot.

"Xiao Luo, I have something serious to tell you." Feng Zixuan suddenly became serious.

"Director Feng, please go ahead."

"When it comes to work, you need to have a balance between work and relaxation. You've won three championships this year, but you're moving too fast and your body can't handle it. Going too fast may not be a good thing. You still need to slow down."

Luo Hao knew that Feng Zixuan regarded him as a friend, which was why he said such offensive words.

"I know you are feeling very proud now, but you have to be a good person." Feng Zixuan looked very casual. "A tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind."

"Well, thank you, Director Feng." Luo Hao thanked sincerely.

"Half of the ants are pretending to work just to avoid being assigned more tasks." Feng Zixuan glanced at Luo Hao, "I know you're not doing this for a living, Xiao Luo, but you still need to rest more and calm down and think about it."

"This world is just a makeshift team, you often say this. Xiao Luo, you are already very professional, there is no need to become the youngest academician in the country."

"If you walk too fast, people will get jealous, and you will have to take time to resolve any incident that trips you up."

Feng Zixuan persuaded earnestly.

"Well, I will pay attention. I'm just afraid that the situation is stronger than me..."

Luo Hao said this and paused.

The situation is stronger than people?
Feng Zixuan was slightly stunned. Luo Hao didn't say the second half of the sentence. Could it be that there was an invisible force forcing Luo Hao to go forward?
Gan!
Luo Hao didn't say this out loud, but the effect it had was more powerful than if he had spoken it.

Feng Zixuan felt a little emotional as he watched Luo Hao concentrating on driving out of the corner of his eye.

Before, he wanted to sincerely advise Professor Xiao Luo that some things are faster if they are done slowly.

The main reason was that Feng Zixuan didn’t know what happened to Luo Hao in the United States, and he didn’t dare to ask.

A few words of advice is always better than no advice. In short, I have done my best.

But this time when Luo Hao came back for a simple conversation, he gave Feng Zixuan a feeling of being unfathomable.

As for where this feeling came from, Feng Zixuan had no idea.

There seemed to be no difference. Just like before, Luo Hao's smile was still as sunny and bright as the spring breeze.

But Feng Zixuan always felt that Luo Hao had become countless times tougher, like a stone.

Especially the look in his eyes, which were as vast as the universe, and buried in the deepest part was a power that made Feng Zixuan shudder.

Feng Zixuan first changed the subject and started a casual chat.

Arriving at a hot pot restaurant, Shen Zizai, Chen Yong and others were already seated. Feng Zixuan was not polite and sat at the main seat after making way for them.

Luo Hao and Shen Zizai sat on both sides.

The rules in the provincial capital are not as strict as those in the southern provinces, so it’s fine if it’s almost the same.

Besides, we are here to welcome Luo Hao, so there is no need for too much formality.

Feng Zixuan raised a glass of wine. He didn't care whether everyone drank or not. He just chatted about everything under the sun.

Luo Hao kept looking at Chen Yong and refused to let him drink.

Chen Yong wanted to drink a little, but Luo Hao refused to discuss it, so he gave up in the end.

"Director Feng, there is a rumor that there is an AIDS outbreak in the provincial capital recently. Is that true?"

After three rounds of drinks, Shen Zizai asked.

"Yes, but it's not that weird." Feng Zixuan replied, "What legends have you heard?"

Shen Zizai just smiled but didn't say anything.

Feng Zixuan glanced at Zhuang Yan and laughed, "Rumors, those are all rumors. What about the leaders of several large tertiary hospitals in the province being infected with a large number of people? Isn't this nonsense?"

"Ga~" Zhuang Yan was stunned when she heard this.

She never dreamed in her life that her father would be linked to AIDS.

"These are all rumors. I looked at the list of the CDC and there is nothing wrong with it." Feng Zixuan said, "It's really a headache to talk about these nonsense. You have to be careful when doing clinical surgery in the future. Although there are blocking drugs now, it's still uncomfortable."

Chen Yong just ate and drank and didn't care about it.

It was as if Feng Zixuan hadn’t said anything about him.

"Now AIDS can be cured, so it's still good. I remember there was a scene in Lord of War where two African beauties asked why they should worry about a disease that would kill them in ten years."

Shen Zizai felt quite touched when he talked about this.

"This was researched by Ami's biological warfare experts. In this regard, I think they have maxed out their anti-humanity skill points." Luo Hao said in a deep voice.

"Huh? Senior Brother Luo, you are not kidding, right?" Zhuang Yan was stunned.

"No, there is a lot of evidence, but they just don't admit it. If you use an aircraft carrier to slap someone in the face, who would dare to say that they created it to be anti-human?" Luo Hao curled his lips.

Chen Yong suddenly raised his head and looked at Luo Hao seriously.

"I have a bruise on my face?"

"I feel like you've changed a lot." Chen Yong smiled, "But I agree with what you said. They have already added a lot of anti-human technology trees."

"Xiao Chen, don't talk nonsense." Shen Zizai tapped the bone dish with his chopsticks, making a clanging sound.

I don’t dare to say anything about Luo Hao, but I don’t dare to say anything about you, Chen Yong?

"I do not."

Having said that, Chen Yong sat up straight and looked at Shen Zizai seriously.

"Oh?"

"I was called to participate in a project after I got the recognition of the Grand Magician in the UK."

Everyone, including Luo Hao, put down their chopsticks and pricked up their ears.

The four words "great magician" are shocking enough, but there are even follow-up gossips about Chen Yong.

"But once my nationality was checked, I was excluded."

"What project?" Luo Hao asked.

"I don't know, but I have some bad friends after all."

Bad friends? Luo Hao smiled, I'm afraid it's not a friendly fire.

"They have been on the side of the book. I asked them several times and it seems to be related to hookworms. It is a parasitic biological weapon."

"Hookworm." Luo Hao pondered.

"Chen Yong, stop talking nonsense." Shen Zizai scolded.

Chen Yong raised his eyebrows but did not refute Shen Zizai.

"It's possible. There's a research basis in the book. There was an outbreak of man-eating bacteria some time ago. And the hookworm thing is a bit interesting. It's probably real. I just don't know how far they have studied it."

"Is it true?" Feng Zixuan said, "I just know that when mice are infected with hookworms, they will go crazy and provoke cats, and will not stop until they are eaten by the cats. Their temperaments change drastically, and parasites can also affect emotions."

"To be precise, the hookworm will first parasitize the mouse, but the final host is the cat. It will control the mouse to make it obsessed with cat urine, and then it will be eaten by the cat and enter the cat's body."

"That person likes cats very much. Is he infected with hookworms?" Zhuang Yan suddenly asked.

"???"

"???"

This line of thought spread to the horizon.

"It has nothing to do with this." Luo Hao wiped the sweat off his face and explained, "But how exactly hookworms control the movements of mice is still under study, and there is no specific conclusion yet."

Feng Zixuan said he didn't understand.

"A tumor is just a minor disease for a blue whale. It is not important at all. Even if a blue whale has a tumor, it is just a piece of rotten meat at most considering its weight. It is not life-threatening at all."

"Hookworms have a greater effect on mice, but their effects on humans are mainly anemia and skin diseases. Neurodegenerative diseases are very rare."

"Also, the characteristics of hookworms can change. To be honest, sometimes I even doubt that the lizard man hypothesis is true."

"Xiao Luo, you're going a bit too far." Feng Zixuan laughed.

"It's OK, not too much, because I can't explain some of their behaviors. For example, Yaya was abused in the Memphis Zoo. I don't think what domestic animal protection activists say is right."

"When Yaya and her family were in China, they were all short-lived giant pandas, with few living more than 10 years old. But in Memphis, they all died in their 20s. To be honest, I still approve of the Memphis Zoo before 2020."

"But after that, Yaya was starved to the point of being skin and bones, like a specimen. I still think they are not bad, but stupid. I guess the breeder was replaced by an Indian, or he took a few bites of leaves before going to work and then felt dizzy."

"!!!"

"!!!"

"Even though Yaya was starved to such an extent, I don't even want to think that they did it on purpose. If they really did it on purpose, that would be too low."

Luo Hao proved his innocence. Shen Zizai recalled some of the factors that Luo Hao had mentioned about the fight, and wondered what they were.

"Resident Evil, I think it's possible to create something related to it. Something like..."

"The Miaojiang witchcraft allows them to control creatures similar to hookworms," ​​Chen Yong added.

"What about dogs? Will they also provoke humans?" Zhuang Yan asked.

"A mad dog? Does it have rabies?"

Controlling hookworms? Neither Feng Zixuan nor Shen Zizai believed what Chen Yong said was true, only Luo Hao believed it.

Seeing that the two seniors at the table had opinions, Chen Yong kept silent and just kept eating.

Luo Hao was not interested in this. Although he had said before that he had no opinion on Amei, everyone knew that Luo Hao definitely believed that the other side was anti-human.

There are many different stories about the epidemic a few years ago, including one similar to the legend created by DeForest.

But there is no official statement, so no one knows whether it is true or not.

Talking about some gossip in the hospital, the atmosphere gradually became harmonious.

As they were chatting, there was a chaotic noise outside. The sound was like thunder, a loud roar, and a few screams. Zhuang Yan jumped up and went to the window to look.

"Arrest!" Zhuang Yan's eyes lit up with excitement.

Several people stood up and went over to watch the fun.

Two men were pulled out of the car and pressed to the ground. It was obvious with the naked eye that the people who arrested him were agile and this was not an ordinary civil fight.

Although they were all in plain clothes, Luo Hao could tell that they were probably drug enforcement police.

Just when Luo Hao thought that the drug enforcement police had the situation under control, the door of the car opposite was suddenly kicked open.

The kick was so powerful that the car door was almost kicked off and hit a plainclothes policeman who was rushing over.

The plainclothes officer was knocked flying and staggered back several steps, barely able to support himself on the ground with his hands, thus preventing further damage.

A sturdy man got out of the car and ran wildly, holding a knife in his hand, which flashed coldly in the afterglow of the setting sun.

"Wow~~~"

A police dog was released and took the lead in chasing, with four or five people running wildly behind the police dog.

"Wow!" Zhuang Yan exclaimed, her face full of excitement.

Similar scenes are rare in China. After seeing this scene, what comes to mind is not danger, but excitement.

(End of this chapter)