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Chapter 327: The Giant Panda Who Knows Military Tactics

Chapter 327: The Giant Panda Who Knows Military Tactics (Silver Alliance 37: Unrivaled in the World, plus 6 chapters)

"Let's go, let's go pet the cats!" Mr. Chai couldn't wait.

The love for giant pandas is at the soul level. Luo Hao even feels that when it comes to petting cats, his boss looks a dozen years younger.

"No." Although he thought so, Luo Hao still flatly refused.

Boss Chai's face darkened.

"Boss, don't you know how old you are?" Luo Hao scolded, "Go back to the hotel and have a good sleep. Tomorrow morning we will take Zhuzi and go find the escaped giant panda."

"You ate mushrooms, why are you so dizzy? I want to pet the cat!!" Boss Chai glared at Luo Hao unhappily.

But Luo Hao was determined and unmoved, insisting on sending Boss Chai back to the hotel.

"Just one look, isn't that enough?" Boss Chai finally had no choice but to beg for mercy.

"Boss, the bamboo is in good condition, why are you so anxious?" Luo Hao was also helpless.

"Well, I know what you are worried about." Boss Chai finally heard Luo Hao's tone soften, and felt proud.

It turns out this bastard only responds to soft actions and not hard ones.

He hid it so well before that he himself didn't notice it.

"There are tens of thousands of acres of bamboo forests in Shangfangshan Forest Park, as well as other trees. You still have to climb the mountain, and you're afraid that my old age will cause you trouble. So, I'll go take a look today, and tomorrow you can go up the mountain to search, and I will definitely not follow you."

Boss Chai put forward his own conditions.

Luo Hao looked Boss Chai up and down, very seriously, as if he was trying to see if he was trying to trick him.

Boss Chai tried hard to make his expression believable and natural.

"Really?"

"real!"

Luo Hao felt amused that his boss was acting more and more like a child.

"Tomorrow, after we find the escaped giant panda, I'll arrange for you to meet someone."

"Who?"

"The director of Gusu Industrial Park has brought the person who is in charge of power supply." Boss Chai proudly threw out his trump card, "You guys in the Northeast are still a little short, but this redundant power supply is enough for you to play with."

"..."

"I'll pay for the electricity."

"..."

"Just tell me if you need anything else."

Boss Chai was certain that Luo Hao would take him to pet the cat.

"Boss, actually, I have made all the preparations." Luo Hao hesitated.

"No, I'll go now. After I pet the cat, I'll go back and rest. You can go up the mountain by yourself tomorrow. What's so good about climbing Shangfang Mountain? When I climbed Shangfang Mountain, there was no forest park here."

"It's perfect, if you say it's perfect, then it's perfect!"

"If I don't watch it today, you can find the panda that escaped from prison tomorrow and let me take a look through the cage. I can fool you and get it over with. Don't think I know what you think."

"Okay." Luo Hao relaxed.

“Hahahaha~” Boss Chai laughed loudly towards the sky.

Luo Hao smiled and took Boss Chai into the car.

"Professor Luo, we are going to search the mountain all night. Can your body withstand it?" asked a middle-aged man in an executive jacket in the car.

"What?!" Boss Chai's eyes widened, and his originally yellow eyes became bright.

"Go pet the cat and then go back to sleep. That's what you just said, boss. We have to search the mountain all night long." Luo Hao said.

"You!" Boss Chai was angry. This bastard Luo Hao was indeed fooling him.

"Boss, don't worry, I won't delay your cat-stroking tomorrow." Luo Hao laughed and stopped joking. "I've prepared something fun for you."

"I want to follow." Boss Chai said seriously.

The man in the executive jacket was a little unhappy.

The situation is already out of control. A national treasure, the giant panda, was lost, and he had to borrow it from Cheng Dong. If he can't find it, he doesn't know what to do.

Professor Luo, who was recommended by Mr. Pan, has arrived, and the "Internet celebrity" giant panda Zhuzi has also been brought from the Foping base, but Professor Luo insisted on waiting for someone else.

The heart of the man in the executive jacket had long been trampled upon by countless alpacas, leaving it in a state of disarray.

"Are you from Su Dong?" asked Boss Chai.

The man in the executive jacket suppressed his anger, tried to calm down, and said politely, "Yes, old man."

"How did that giant panda run away?" asked Boss Chai.

The car had already started, and the man in the executive jacket decided to respect Professor Luo. After all, Mr. Pan vowed that if Luo Hao couldn't do it, no one in the country could do it.

The person in front of me should also be of great importance, although I have never studied him and don’t have the heart to do so.

"Old man, we are taking good care of it. We put up three locks every day."

"I didn't ask you how you failed to do your job. I'm not your leader. I was asking about the process of the giant panda's escape." Mr. Chai interrupted the executive jacket.

The man in the executive jacket was startled.

The place you live in changes your mood and the food you eat changes your body. Boss Chai exposed many problems with just one sentence.

"Boss, I visited the panda house in Sudong. It has three iron gates and the cages are locked. The lock of the cage was opened by the giant panda itself, and then it climbed a 4-meter-high wall and passed through the three iron gates."

"It was discovered by a night watchman. The panda took off the tile, threw a dart back, knocked the man unconscious, and then ran away."

"That guy is fine, just a slight concussion, a small cut on his forehead, and some bleeding."

Luo Hao began to explain the whole process.

Boss Chai listened with great interest.

"Has it become a spirit? Why is it hitting people with tiles?"

"Hey, boss, you said that some pandas like to be organized. They were sent away many times, but they came back on their own. Some pandas don't like to be organized and escaped overnight."

"Each bear has his own aspirations and you can't force them." Old Chai laughed, as if he already had a picture in his mind.

"They did their best. The helicopter dropped a lot of apples, fearing that the guy would starve."

"Wow, a helicopter dropping apples, awesome."

"As for the mountain, we have searched it many times. Let's go and take a look with Zhuzi later. Boss, I have already told you in advance that you must obey me."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." As long as Boss Chai can have fun, he will listen to Luo Hao in everything.

The man in the executive jacket looked at the old man helplessly.

Are you kidding? This is a rescue mission for giant pandas!
An old man and a young boy actually regard searching and rescuing giant pandas as entertainment!
But Luo Hao's attitude of helping him implicitly and implicitly still helped him. The man in the executive jacket just couldn't understand what an old man could do.

"Boss, Zhuzi is sensible now." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Just be careful later."

"How do we do it?"

"Hahaha." Luo Hao kept it a secret and refused to say anything.

"Xiao Luohao, the peripherals you mailed to me are too few. They are not enough to deliver." Old Chai was itching to do so and could only complain.

"It's okay. They seem to be producing blind boxes recently. I'll keep a thousand copies and mail them all to you directly."

The old man and the young one ignored the presence of the man in the executive jacket and chatted happily.

After more than forty minutes, we arrived at a quiet place at the foot of the mountain above.

Bamboo was sitting in the cage eating bamboo shoots in a naive manner. Boss Chai saw it from afar and stared through the window with his eyes wide open.

Luo Hao knew that bamboo was probably the only thing that could cure his boss's fishing problem.

If it had been thirty years earlier, the boss would have opened the car door and jumped out, but he was too old and his legs and feet were not very nimble, so he didn't dare to do that.

The car stopped, Luo Hao opened the door, and Boss Chai stared at Zhuzi as he got out of the car.

Petting cats is above all else!
"Boss Chai, long time no see." A hand stretched out.

The man in the executive jacket seemed to be under a spell, staring blankly at the director of the Provincial Forestry Department and a few others who had been waiting to greet the skinny old man since early morning.

But the old man seemed to have no interest in them at all. He did not hide his perfunctory attitude at all. He just shook hands casually without moving his eyes and walked straight towards the giant panda Zhuzi.

The director of the Forestry Department, who was usually intimidating without getting angry, showed no emotion at all. He followed the skinny old man all the way, nodding and bowing as he introduced him.

"..."

It turned out to be a great god!

The man in the executive jacket was glad that he hadn't said anything inconsiderate.

Bamboo stood up in the cage, with sharp claws extending from its furry paws. It inserted into the gap of the cage like a dagger and gently poked it.

The cage door opened, Zhuzi lay down, and walked out on all fours.

The few people who came to greet Boss Chai were dumbfounded.

They thought they were very safe, but they didn't expect that the clever giant panda was playing with them as fools.

It’s not that the bamboo can’t come out, but that it doesn’t want to come out.

Many people broke out in a sweat when they thought of the fierce bear disguising itself in front of them.

"Bamboo!" Boss Chai waved his hand.

"Oh oh oh~" Bamboo ran over quickly, as fast as a galloping horse.

Everyone else was terrified. Some tried to hide, while others tried to pull Boss Chai away.

But three steps away, Zhuzi stopped, lay down, rolled over, and rolled to Boss Chai's feet.

At the same time, Bamboo's claws turned furry again, and it started to chirp.

"Good boy Zhuzi~~~" Boss Chai's eyes narrowed into slits with smile, and he squatted beside Zhuzi and started stroking her.

“It…” The man in the executive jacket was stunned.

"Oh, bamboo is human-like, it's okay." Luo Hao explained to him and then squatted down next to Boss Chai.

"The hair seems to have grown a little longer." asked Boss Chai.

"Yeah, I didn't notice it either."

Boss Chai was a little dissatisfied. "Why does it look so dirty? Why don't you give the bamboo a bath? You wash it twice a day, how long has it been since you last washed it?"

Luo Hao sighed.

He finally understood Director Qian's feelings.

The boss turned his back on me so quickly, and he didn't ask any questions. I used to be the most favored one, but now it's Zhuzi's turn.

"Boss, bamboo grows wild in the Qinling Mountains. This is a mission. Daddy Liu flew here as soon as he found the bamboo. He doesn't have time." Luo Hao explained.

But Boss Chai didn't listen to any explanation at all. He stroked the bamboo while scolding Luo Hao, as if Luo Hao had wronged the bamboo.

Especially when hearing the intermittent humming sounds of the bamboo, Boss Chai couldn't let it go.

The man in the executive jacket and the people from the Forestry Department and Su Dong were all dumbfounded.

He didn't dare to persuade him, and could only keep looking at Luo Hao, indicating that he should hurry up and do his business.

"Boss, let me show you something fun." Luo Hao said with a smile.

"What?"

Luo Hao opened his bag and took out a saddle.

Boss Chai's eyes widened.

When he wanted to ride a pony in the capital, Luo Hao, Boss Qian and other disciples refused, which even alarmed the dean of Union Medical College.

The dean called and after much persuasion, Boss Chai finally gave up his obsession and did not ride the horse.

Well, he is an old man in his seventies or eighties. What would he do if there is any disturbance?

And now, Luo Hao's family actually took out a set of saddles!
The dullness in Boss Chai's eyes disappeared completely, and they were bright and clear.

Luo Hao patted Zhuzi's butt, and Zhuzi changed his position and lay on the ground. "It is said that Chiyou rode an iron-eating beast to fight. Boss, you can try it today and ride on Zhuzi to find the escaped giant panda."

"!!!"

"!!!"

"!!!"

Everyone around was dumbfounded. Was Professor Luo joking?

How can such a big thing be treated as a joke! They even let the elderly Mr. Chai ride on a giant panda...

At Boss Chai’s age, let alone riding a panda, even if he were walking on flat ground, he might fall and fracture his femoral neck, and eventually die.

That’s how Mr. Yuan died.

The last fracture in life is not just talk, but countless painful experiences finally converge into these eight words.

"Professor Luo, how about we do serious business first?" The leader of the Forestry Department advised awkwardly.

"Xiao She, please stand aside." Boss Chai was very dissatisfied. "Do you think I'm in the way?"

"Boss Chai, you are still strong and healthy. How dare I?" The leader of the Forestry Department smiled awkwardly. "The giant panda has escaped from prison. We haven't found it for a week. If it's alive, we have to find it. If it's dead, we have to find its body. It's hard to explain if it's missing."

"Thousands of us are worried."

"you……"

Luo Hao was very agile and in the time it took him to speak like a herdsman he had put a custom-made bear saddle on the bamboo.

"Boss, come, lie on the back of the bamboo." Luo Hao helped Boss Chai up, fixed his feet in the saddle, and took safety precautions.

"Professor Luo, this is not a good idea." The leader of the Forestry Department had no choice but to persuade him.

"Don't worry, Zhuzi is very sensible." Luo Hao said with a smile.

Zhuzi is sensible, but I don't think you are sensible at all! Everyone in the Forestry Department and Sudong looked at Luo Hao with contempt.

But Boss Chai was happy. He laughed and pulled the reins.

Zhuzi grinned, looking fierce, and said, "Roar~~~"

A strong wind blew, and the bamboo forest rustled.

"Hahahaha~" Boss Chai seemed to be decades younger, and his laughter was full of unrestrainedness.

"Zhu Zi, these are the things of the giant panda." Luo Hao put the things of the escaped giant panda in front of Zhu Zi.

Zhuzi sniffed and walked straight out.

It is very considerate of the feelings of Mr. Chai on its back, neither fast nor slow, but very steady.

Boss Chai sat on the back of the bamboo and didn't feel any bumps at all.

"Is this okay?"

"Why do you look so indecent?"

"Let the panda go find the panda. Who came up with this genius idea?"

The people from the Provincial Forestry Department and Su Dong were talking among themselves.

But after just a few words, the bamboo was about to disappear from sight.

They hurried to follow.

Although the bamboo seemed to be moving slowly, it was actually very fast. There were only a few strong young men following far behind it.

Director She of the Forestry Department leaned on his knees, breathing heavily, and watched from afar as Boss Chai disappeared from his sight riding on a bamboo pole.

This feeling is amazing!

For a moment, Director She even felt a little envious of Boss Chai.

I also want to ride a giant panda, but unfortunately no matter how I analyze it, it is impossible, even if I am the director of the Forestry Department.

"Where is this?" a young man asked puzzledly.

"Isn't this a live-action CS venue?" another person gasped.

Zhuzi carried Boss Chai to the outside of the live CS venue, where gunshots could be heard occasionally.

This is before we actually go up the mountain. Next to it is a factory that makes wood carvings.

This area is definitely not quiet. Even people who go to Shangfang Mountain in the district to drink tea and enjoy the scenery will not come here.

Besides, if a giant panda successfully escapes from prison, it can only go into deep mountains and forests, and will never come to a place like this.

This place is crowded with people, so it's hard to hide.

The few strong young men who followed were extremely discouraged, seeing that the legendary Professor Luo was not reliable at all.

After he came, he only knew how to play and even took the old man to ride on the panda.

Giant pandas are not reliable either, alas.

Several people sighed.

"Luo Hao, is this the place? It doesn't look like it." asked Boss Chai.

Luo Hao was running beside Boss Chai. From Boss Chai's perspective, Luo Hao was the super meat shield Zhou Cang. He would look even more like him if he had the Green Dragon Crescent Blade in his hand.

"Boss, I don't know either. Just listen to Zhuzi." Luo Hao has enough confidence in Zhuzi.

Last time in the vast Qinling Mountains, we were facing Amei’s agents, and they could accurately find bamboo, let alone a giant panda.

It can also escape from prison, but it is impossible for it to escape Bamboo's search!

Boss Chai just asked this question. He never dreamed that one day he would be able to ride a carnivore and gallop wildly in the mountains above.

When they arrived outside the live CS venue, Bamboo began to slow down, and it carried Boss Chai straight to the southwest.

The scenery was picturesque, and Boss Chai sat on the back of a bamboo and looked into the distance.

The forest is layered, the bamboo sea is swaying, and the white mist is floating, it is a beautiful sight.

Life is so fulfilling, it is worth the trip.

Boss Chai thought Zhuzi had gone to the wrong place, so he didn't care.

It's wrong, it's no big deal.

This is the bamboo from my own home, who dares to say it is not true? !

But before Mr. Chai could appreciate the beautiful scenery, Zhuzi fell to the ground and growled, "Roar~~~"

It's not the sound of whimpering, but the roar of a wild beast.

Old Chai was startled, and then a panda's head appeared on a small hill less than 30 meters away.

It was dirty and grinning.

What?
The lost panda, the giant panda that thousands of people had been searching for for a week, turned out to be squatting at the foot of the mountain?

It's not a remote place, right next to a real-life CS training ground and a factory.

Mr. Chai was stunned, but immediately became happy.

"Zhuzi, you're awesome!" Old Chai patted Zhuzi's head gently and rubbed his ears.

"Ohhh~" The bamboo macho boy hums, he is well-behaved and cute.

"Boss, why don't you come down first? Zhuzi was concerned about you and didn't dare to catch you for fear of hurting you." Luo Hao suggested from the side.

"What are you doing down here?" Chai Lao looked at the dirty giant panda opposite him. "It has already descended. Go tell the people behind you not to use the tranquilizer gun."

"Yeah." Luo Hao nodded and responded, but did not step back. Instead, he walked straight forward and started communicating with the giant panda.

Boss Chai was riding on a bamboo, feeling very handsome and majestic.

Although he had no beard, Mr. Chai still laughed and twirled his beard, feeling very proud and happy.

It’s a pity that Luo Hao was busy and no one came to support him and ask - why the boss was laughing.

"Fuck me!"

"Is that Xuexue? Why is it here?"

"Is this the art of war? The most dangerous place is the safest?"

The few staff members who followed behind him only saw Xuexue at this time, and also saw Luo Hao step forward to communicate with Xuexue.

They were not surprised at all that Luo Hao could communicate with giant pandas, because every time they conducted a sweeping investigation with a thousand people, they had overlooked this place.

Everyone thought that after escaping from prison, the giant panda would definitely go to the mountains and would never stay in the factory.

But the most dangerous place is also the safest. After a week of investigation, the giant panda Xuexue was really right under our noses.

This is the legendary darkness under the lamp.

That's right to say...

Several staff members were speechless.

They stared in amazement at the old man riding on the bamboo, watched Luo Hao walk over and talk to Xuexue, and watched Xuexue obediently follow Luo Hao down the hill.

"Tell the people at the back not to use the tranquilizer gun, just bring the cage over and take it away." Luo Hao instructed the staff, "There is a path here, so it's easy to load."

Several staff members were unable to make a decision and could only report to their superiors.

……

"Director She, who is that old man? Why does he seem so unreliable to me?"

"It's Mr. Chai from PUMC, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Engineering. They all say that Professor Luo is his last disciple. Now it seems possible, but why did I hear that Luo Hao went to 912?"

"It doesn't matter where we go. As long as we get here, we just want to play with pandas. This is really unreasonable. Concord Hospital, Concord Hospital is amazing."

Someone complained quietly.

These days, everyone has not been able to eat or sleep well, as they are worried all day long about the giant panda that escaped from prison.

But Mr. Chai was different. After he arrived, he just rode on the bamboo and ran away, having a lot of fun.

If it were in the past, everyone would just laugh it off and not say anything.

But now this has become a hot topic!
Social opinion has begun to ferment, and everyone is worried about the emergence of public opinion.

"What are you talking about? Mr. Chai is a big shot who writes textbooks."

"Big brothers, you can't ignore time, place, and occasion... Alas. Old She, public opinion is going to ferment now."

"Yes, Director She, I'm worried that we won't be able to find it again, or that some tourists or hikers will find a giant panda that died of starvation or violence before us. Once the photo is released, I'm afraid we'll all be stuck with it."

"Public opinion, damn it, the Internet is so developed now, God knows when public opinion will explode."

Director She leaned on his knees and breathed heavily.

Indeed, it would be fine if tourists or villagers saw a living giant panda, but if they really saw a starved giant panda and posted the photo online, I'm afraid no one would be at peace.

Really, how could a giant panda escape from prison? Director She was troubled.

Someone's cell phone rang next to me.

"Hey, hey, hey, what did you say?"

"I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again."

Director She was startled. He knew something had happened. It was impossible that the giant panda Xuexue was found so quickly. It must be that Mr. Chai fell off the giant panda...

Damn it, you just know how to cause trouble.

I really don’t know what Boss Chai is thinking. He is so old, but he still dares to ride a giant panda around the mountains.

At this age, I’m afraid of falling when I walk.

Boss Chai is so nice!

"No tranquilizer gun? How can that be possible? Follow closely. If you really see Xuexue and she runs away again, I will hold you accountable!"

"Director She, Xuexue has been found!"

(End of this chapter)

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