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Chapter 336 Basics of Laparoscopic Surgery - Folding Paper Cranes

"How could I? I really can't," Chen Yong added.

"Xiao Chen, I wouldn't say that if I were you."

Shen Zizai said coldly.

I don't dare to confront Luo Hao, but I don't dare to confront you, a piece of shit?!
"Huh? What's wrong?" Chen Yong looked at Shen Zizai, confused.

"You have a girlfriend, but Liu Yiyi has a good temper, but she hurts a lot when she hits people." Shen Zizai said with a smile, "You have a girlfriend and you are also honing your skills in picking up girls. You can just keep this to yourself and don't say it out loud."

As he spoke, Shen Zizai glanced at the head nurse and nurse Xiao Gao.

"They will definitely tell you that they won't say anything nonsense, but in less than three days, the whole hospital will know that your relationship with Xiao Liu is not harmonious. Do you believe it?" Shen Zizai threatened.

"..."

Chen Yong looked at Shen Zi, the old scoundrel, and smiled, "Director, Zhuzi may be back soon."

"The atmosphere in the operating room is getting worse and worse. Head nurse, please take charge of it. Let's just chat casually. If I hear others talk about it, I'll hold you accountable."

The head nurse lowered her head and worked without saying a word.

"Director, Zhuzi already has three wives now." Chen Yong said with a smile, "Do you know why Luo Hao started dating Danizi right after he left the Medical Department to work in the clinic?"

Shen Zizai expressed regret about the word "混", but thought it was normal that Chen Yong's words seemed illogical.

"If you're not married, you're not stable enough, and your promotion within the system will be affected. Although Professor Xiao Luo is not married yet, if he has a girlfriend, it should be enough to satisfy the bosses." Shen Zizai said.

"Fuck, there is such a thing?" Technician No. 66 was surprised.

"Yes, my master has been bored recently and is writing a domineering president novel. The domineering president cannot be rated as an excellent entrepreneur, so he pursues the heroine because he wants to get married, become an excellent entrepreneur, and join the government."

"..."

"..."

What kind of crazy logic is this?

Why does it sound so cold!

Except for Shen Zizai and the head nurse, everyone else was stunned.

"Brother Yong, is this true?" Zhuang Yan asked.

"Go home and ask your dad."

"Don't ask my dad about everything when you get home. Every day when I get home, my dad is already asleep. When I get up in the morning, my dad isn't up yet. Brother Yong, you don't know how many medical records our medical team has to write." Zhuang Yan complained.

Shen Zizai felt happy in his heart.

It would be good to let Dean Zhuang Yongqiang understand the hard work of clinical doctors through Zhuang Yan. They work like slaves, getting up earlier than chickens and going to bed later than chickens.

Even the fodder has to be prepared by oneself.

"You'll even have less time to sleep from now on."

"Gah~"

"Luo Hao said he would teach you how to fold a thousand paper cranes. From what I know about him, we always give a thousand paper cranes to each patient when he is discharged from the hospital to express our concern for him."

Chen Yong was "talking nonsense", but Shen Zizai suddenly felt that it should be true.

Using laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes and then give them to patients, any normal person will have a subtle change in their perception of Luo Hao's medical team.

Even if you have any dissatisfaction, keep it to yourself, which can further reduce the incidence of medical disputes.

Tsk tsk.

If we want to talk about understanding Luo Hao, it has to be Chen Yong.

"Xiao Chen, tell me the truth, what was the result of your fortune-telling before the operation?" Shen Zizai came close to Chen Yong and begged like an old friend.

You can't really spread rumors.

But this bastard Chen Yong learned from Luo Hao how to interrupt, and the topic was instantly lost.

Shen Zizai was curious and could only ask with a serious face.

"Yes, but it's a blessing in disguise. I asked Luo Hao to take a look. Actually, I can handle it myself. You see, I brought all those medicines myself." Chen Yong explained, "But he is the head of the medical team, right? Director, don't you think so?"

"You have to respect your leaders. When there is something to do, let them take the lead. When there is a blame, let them take the blame first."

"..."

Shen Zizai glared at Chen Yong's slippers fiercely.

Although there is nothing wrong with what he said, it is actually very problematic.

What the hell does it mean to let the leader go first when there is something going on?

The patient's condition was stable and he had no allergic signs, but Chen Yong still carefully injected a small amount of procaine subcutaneously and continued chatting.

"Please help me calculate my son's college entrance examination results."

"Director, we must believe in science, not feudal superstition."

"Science, you brought so many medicines! Tell me, is this science?" Shen Zizai felt a little itchy.

"The patient has a history of allergies. He fainted after taking a bite of a five-nut mooncake, right?" Chen Yong said, looking at the patient.

"Yes, I can't eat them. I'm allergic not only to peanuts, but also walnuts and even melon seeds." The patient was a little worried.

But he no longer coughs, is in good spirits, and has no signs of allergies at all.

"Here, Director, look. For a patient like this who gets into trouble just by eating a five-nut mooncake, should I be more careful? Otherwise, we have to be scientific."

There is nothing wrong in saying this, Shen Zizai pondered.

"By the way, Director, Luo Hao said that in the future, at least you will be able to see controlled nuclear fusion."

"Ah?" Shen Ziyi was stunned. He didn't understand why Chen Yong brought the conversation to controlled nuclear fusion.

"In 2023, the State Council and the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of the State Council will launch the Future Industry Start-up Action, which clearly defines the field of controlled nuclear fusion as the only direction of future energy. This is news. Luo Hao said that given the CCP's conduct, they must have said so after they had a plan."

"???"

"Oh, what are you looking at me with?" Chen Yong said with a smile, "You can tell the future from a piece of news. It's normal to judge the patient's allergy history and the possibility of lidocaine allergy. "

"..."

"Isn't that how you treat patients?"

Shen Zizai felt confused.

It seemed like I hadn't examined a patient so carefully in many years, and Chen Yong had learned everything from Luo Hao, which was very shameless.

"What are you talking about?" Luo Hao had finished the operation and came over. The person who followed him to pick up the lead vest was not Meng Liangren but Zhuang Yan.

"The director is in charge of the general direction of treatment and provides treatment plans, and we are responsible for implementation and each of us has our own responsibilities. If we let the director do everything, he will be too busy to handle it all."

Shen Zizai felt a little comfortable wearing this tall hat.

"Xiao Luo, are you done with the surgery?"

"Well, for a big tumor, just place a tube in the hepatic artery and inject medicine." Luo Hao explained.

"When will Bamboo come back?"

"It's almost time. The big fat girl is about to give birth, and the second and third fat girls are also taking care of their pregnancies."

What kind of names are these! Shen Zizai expressed dissatisfaction with Luo Hao's naming skills.

"This is Zhuzi's first child, so we have to reunite the family."

“Is bamboo doing well in the Qinling Mountains?”

"..." Luo Hao was silent.

???

Shen Zizai was a little surprised.

"Zhu Zi always thinks that food from the mountain is tasteless. He often goes down the mountain to the villagers' homes to ask for food. He has eaten several rice bowls. What a nuisance!" Luo Hao was dissatisfied.

"What are you talking about? All the villagers are happy, why are you unhappy?" Chen Yong stood on Zhuzi's side and attacked Luo Hao.

"Just stay in the mountains, surrounded by green hills and clear waters, and have no natural enemies. Eat and swim every day, how nice. Why do you have to come down the mountain and harm the villagers?"

"You can't stand squatting on the mountain every day. What's wrong with coming down the mountain to have a bite to eat? Just tell me what's wrong." Chen Yong stood firmly on Zhuzi's side like a nanny.

Luo Hao sighed.

"Go down the mountain for a snack?"

"They ate the chickens, ducks, and geese raised by the villagers, and also ate two pigs. We have paid all the compensation we should have paid, and it was even an excess. It's just Luo Hao who is nagging." Chen Yong stood firmly on Zhuzi's side.

"Let's have the surgery, everything will be fine." Luo Hao took a look at the location of the local anesthesia and said to Chen Yong.

He turned and left, the airtight lead door closed, and Chen Yong was the only one left in the operating room.

"Xiao Luo, are you going to take the police dog that's having surgery in the hospital home?"

"Well, I'll be there in a minute."

Speaking of Dahei, the smile on Luo Hao's face became brighter.

"Do you have time to raise it?"

"There's also Da Nizi. If things don't work out, she'll be tied up in the zoo." Luo Hao said, "She had an operation and I've grown a little attached to her. I knew Da Hei would have to retire, so I told the base that I wanted to adopt him."

Shen Zizai thought of the chaos in Luo Hao's house and smiled without saying anything.

"Xiao Luo, how are the projects you have on hand?"

"It's OK. We are making steady progress and are accelerating."

"Can you handle it?" Shen Zizai asked, then glanced at Luo Hao.

Luo Hao is looking at the screen.

"Xiao Luo, are you having a lot of luck with love recently?" Shen Zizai started gossiping.

Technician 66’s eyes lit up.

"Director, look at you." Luo Hao smiled shyly.

"In physiognomy books, career and love affairs are located in the same position, in face reading. An old director told me this back then. I haven't studied it, but it makes sense now that I think about it." Shen Zizai leaned back in his chair, raised his hands and placed them behind his head.

"Some time ago, a securities company was involved in a sex scandal. I don't know how many female employees attacked their manager. Some even said that the body of a certain boss belonged to the company and could not be monopolized by one person."

"Fuck, seriously! I was wondering why my romantic luck is not good!" Technician 66 was shocked.

Luo Hao thought about it, stopped watching the operation, and turned to look at Shen Zizai.

"Director, don't worry, I won't mess around. I have to be careful and cautious at every step, treading on thin ice. This is what the boss said, and I will firmly implement it."

Shen Zizai smiled and nodded.

Xiao Luo can understand what is said, unlike Lao Liu, whose attention is always on women.

"Director, is what you said true or false? Isn't the CEO of that securities company..."

"Really, it's true." Luo Hao interrupted Technician 66 and said seriously, "Director, Zhuzi is back soon, let's go play with the cat."

"it is good!"

When talking about bamboo, Shen Zizai became very interested.

Ever since he learned that Wang Jiani was raising giant pandas, Shen Zizai gave up the idea of ​​becoming a keeper and just wanted to pet cats whenever he had time.

But Big Fatty and Second Fatty were not as gentle as Zhuzi, so they could only watch from afar. Even Wang Jiani didn't dare to enter the cage casually, only Luo Hao could enter.

"Is it really that great to be a leader? There are so many people fighting for their lives? And the body belongs to everyone? How can it be so open? Why haven't I encountered it?" Technician 66 was still chattering.

"Yes, Lao Liu." Luo Hao smiled, "Let me tell you something."

"About two years ago, a director posted a sexy picture in the department group. It wasn't a selfie, so don't think too much about it, but there were both men and women in the group, and I felt so embarrassed when I saw it."

"Huh, sent it to the wrong person?"

"Yeah, food, sex and nature. If you go home and ask your wife to see the chat history between her and her bestie, she will definitely not give it to you."

"And then what? And then what? Will the director commit suicide out of shame?" Technician 66 was very interested.

Shen Zizai looked at Technician 66 and shook his head helplessly.

How did Ronaldinho know that he was impatient?
But Xiao Luo always speaks for Technician No. 66. This guy is still too soft-hearted and should be a little tougher. Technician No. 66 should have a stern face, otherwise he can't tell the difference between his eyebrows and eyes.

"No, one of his young doctors replied almost immediately - Director, this is not exciting enough, please watch mine."

"!!!"

"In less than two years, the young doctor was ready to lead a team. I have observed this in detail."

"Fuck, this works! His EQ is too damn high." Technician 66 was shocked.

Shen Zizai's heart also moved.

"Zhuang Yan, come and press!"

Chen Yong's voice came from the loudspeaker.

Zhuang Yan kicked open the airtight lead door and ran and jumped to apply pressure to stop the bleeding.

However, Chen Yong did not take off the lead suit while walking. Although the head nurse would not scold him and the nurses would help to clean up, Chen Yong felt bored.

After putting away his lead suit, Chen Yong came out and kicked Technician 66 on the chair.

Technician 66 stood up quickly. Chen Yong sat down, found the video, and asked Luo Hao two questions.

Luo Hao answered them one by one.

Shen Zizai looked at all this and felt a bit of a headache.

Needless to say, Luo Hao's surgical skills were unfathomable. Now Shen Zizai knew that Luo Hao was just teasing him before. His skills were too high, and there were even many things that Shen Zizai didn't understand.

And his high level of skills is not limited to surgery. For example, today when there was an allergic reaction to the anesthetic, Luo Hao didn't even take any action, but just stood behind to support.

The person who mainly does the work is Chen Yong.

Shen Zizai taught this little guy how to perform surgery step by step. Luo Hao also taught him, but not as much as he did.

The speed at which Chen Yong progresses is difficult to describe in words.

After more than half a year, Shen Zizai felt that Chen Yong had reached his own level of surgical proficiency.

This is hard to believe.

Shen Zizai didn't even notice the two questions just now.

"Director, shall we go downstairs?" Luo Hao turned around and said after answering.

"Come on, I'll go see how you fold paper cranes using the laparoscopic device."

After changing clothes and going downstairs, Meng Liangren had already gone to the gastrointestinal surgery department to find Director Chen Yan to get the "simple" equipment for their young doctors to train in surgery.

A piece of white paper is placed in the cardboard box to simulate the human abdomen.

Luo Hao held the laparoscope forceps and said, "Xiao Zhuang, use your phone to record it. If you have any questions in the future, go back and watch the video yourself."

"Yeah!" Zhuang Yan has already raised her cell phone.

Luo Hao picked up a piece of A4 paper diagonally with laparoscopic forceps and began to fold it.

After only looking for 2 seconds, Shen Zizai was stunned.

The laparoscopic forceps are very long. After all, the operation is performed outside the body. If they are shorter, they will not be enough.

It is inevitable that the longer it gets, the less sensitive it will become.

But in Luo Hao's hands, the two pliers seemed like an extension of his hands. It looked effortless, but in the blink of an eye Luo Hao had folded the paper into many shapes.

Looking further, every movement is precise and orderly.

After a dozen seconds, the outline of a thousand paper cranes appeared in the field of vision.

After a few more seconds, Luo Hao finished the last fold, but the pliers in his right hand suddenly made a mistake and hit the empty space next to it.

It is indeed very difficult. Even Luo Hao made a mistake, Shen Zizai thought to himself.

If I want to record a teaching video, I still need to be in good spirits. I just had surgery today, so it’s not suitable.

"Luo Hao, the last click you made looked strange. Shouldn't there be a timer at that position?" Chen Yong asked.

"???"

Shen Zizai was stunned.

Luo Hao’s final “mistake” was not really a mistake, but there should have been a timer there!

"Yes, when I was training laparoscopic techniques at Union Hospital, I had to use a timer. Actually, it's not very useful, but it's better to surpass yourself than to have no comparison."

"!!!"

"How fast can you go?" Chen Yong asked.

"Hey." Luo Hao didn't say anything, just smiled.

"You are so competitive, aren't you tired?" Chen Yong said contemptuously.

Zhuang Yan, however, had a solemn expression on her face and started to watch the video of Luo Hao folding paper cranes from the beginning.

She saw it, but she didn't understand it.

It’s not that I can’t understand it at all, it just requires constant practice and many details need to be honed.

Only then did Zhuang Yan realize how far she was from going on stage to perform surgery.

"Brother, do you all train like this at Concord? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"I train like this. Even though we are all students of Union Medical College, I still have to be stricter with myself." Luo Hao replied calmly.

Chen Yong cursed in his heart, thinking that what he said was unnecessary, and Zhuang Yan even gave Luo Hao a special opportunity to show off.

"Let's go, let's go pick up Dahei." Chen Yong interrupted Luo Hao's pretentiousness.

"Director, I'll check the circle room and leave first."

"Row."

After Luo Hao and Chen Yong left, Zhuang Yan tried two or three times, and finally sat in the corner with a pout and a frustrated look on her face, sulking.

"Xiao Zhuang, don't be angry. Surgery is not learned in a day. Professor Luo speaks easily, but who knows how much effort he puts in behind the scenes. Usually, he even reads papers on his mobile phone while eating. Anyway, I can't do that." Meng Liangren advised with a serious face.

"But this is too difficult." Zhuang Yan pouted and was angry with herself, despising herself for being too stupid.

Meng Liangren thought about it and stood up.

He came to the gastrointestinal surgery department and went straight to Chen Yan's office.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

"Come in~"

Meng Liangren pushed the door open and went in.

The moment the door was opened, Meng Liangren bent his waist and the smile on his face became friendly and even had a feeling of licking a dog.

Just not greasy enough to be off-putting.

"Old Meng, what are you doing here? The equipment is not working properly? Xiao Luo can't even debug this." Chen Yan also habitually called Meng Liangren "Old Meng".

"Director Chen, don't mention it." Meng Liangren sighed.

"Ok?"

"Xiao Zhuang said she wanted to have surgery. Professor Luo recorded a teaching video for her and then left. Go to the base to pick up Dahei, the police dog that was injured two months ago."

"Instructional video?"

"Folding paper cranes using laparoscopic equipment."

"!!!" Chen Yan was stunned and his expression immediately became serious.

Chen Yan knew exactly what the old dog Meng Liangren was thinking. Luo Hao left a teaching video and then left, but they didn't understand.

You can use laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes, what the hell is that.

It turns out it can still be like this!

Chen Yan didn't want to understand, and he understood it in an instant. It was handmade! Handmade, only with hands can there be craftsmanship.

If only the long laparoscopic forceps could be as dexterous as hands, how much better the surgery would be!

Just thinking about it, Chen Yan felt his scalp tingling, and his beard and hair on his chest stood up.

"Let's go, I'll go take a look. Xiao Luo is the same. Xiao Yan has never done surgery before, and she doesn't teach well."

Meng Liangren noticed that Chen Yan's thumb, index finger and middle finger were constantly moving.

"Old Meng, you're doing the right thing. Just come to me directly and don't hesitate." Chen Yan said as he walked.

"Yes, I am here to ask for help." Meng Liangren said honestly, "I am the role of Sha Seng. I usually write medical records. They are embarrassed, so I come to ask for help from Tathagata Buddha."

Gan!
This was a bit too much, and Chen Yan didn't dare to respond.

While walking and chatting about how Luo Hao used laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes, Chen Yan quickly came to the interventional doctor's office.

Zhuang Yan tried again, and Chen Yan didn't say anything. He just stood behind Zhuang Yan and watched.

The mobile phone was placed on the stand. Zhuang Yan had adjusted the speed to 0.75 times, but it still failed again and again.

She obviously wanted to press pause, but it was indeed inconvenient to hold the long forceps of the laparoscope with both hands.

Failure is inevitable, Zhuang Yan is a little depressed.

"Meow meow meow~~~" Zhuang Yan meowed twice for no apparent reason.

Chen Yan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Xiao Yan, let me take a look."

"Director Chen!"

"You're welcome. Can I see your phone?"

Zhuang Yan immediately handed the phone to Chen Yan.

Chen Yan thought for a moment and adjusted the speed to normal.

This surgery was done... this was done by hand, Chen Yan was amazed.

Originally, Chen Yan thought that Luo Haoda's surgery skills were top-notch in the country, and his techniques were inherited from Boss Chai.

I didn't expect that Luo Hao's laparoscopy skills were even better than his major surgery skills, and he was even more delicate and exquisite than mine.

We can get a glimpse of the whole process from the craftsmanship.

Chen Yan noticed a detail that Shen Zizai didn't notice, that the dexterity of Luo Hao's hands was almost exactly the same.

In other words, Luo Hao has no soft spots or weaknesses!

With the same dexterity in both hands, he must be a natural surgeon!

What the hell! Chen Yan frowned as he watched the video.

After finishing it once, Chen Yan watched it again.

After finishing it once, Chen Yan watched it again.

After watching it ten times, Chen Yan groaned inwardly. He was afraid that he would make a fool of himself and lose face.

The long forceps of the laparoscope in Luo Hao's hands were like his own hands. The movements were not very fast, but they were extremely coherent, smooth and fluid.

No action is superfluous.

This is due to the fact that Luo Hao's hands are almost identical in dexterity! And it is also due to the fact that Luo Hao has been honing his skills for who knows how long.

Chen Yan estimated that he could fold a thousand paper cranes, but his speed would be much slower than Luo Hao's.

"Director Chen, could you please do it a little slower?" Meng Liangren asked in a hoarse voice.

"???"

"The minimum video speed is 0.75. Xiaozhuang and I can't understand it." Meng Liangren said sadly, "I'm sure you can do it, but don't do it too fast. Please understand Xiaozhuang and me. You must be better than Professor Luo at folding paper cranes, or at least not worse than him, but we can't see it clearly if you do it too fast."

Chen Yan looked at Meng Liangren deeply.

Will Zhuang Yan become like this in a few years?
It seems a little hard to say.

(End of this chapter)