Meizong Wealth Life

Chapter 125 The Birth of the Strongest Product Delivery Family

Chapter 125 The Birth of the Strongest Product Delivery Family

The next day, Los Angeles, Marbury Beach on the west coast of the United States.

In the living room of a certain mansion, Alan Harper, who looked dull and honest, was sitting on the sofa, looking at the screen of his laptop in disbelief.

Brother Charlie Harper, wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and casual pants, yawned and came downstairs, about to get something to drink from the refrigerator.

At this moment, Allen suddenly turned around and called him.

Unexpectedly, Charlie spoke first:
"Martha didn't find her panties when she got up this morning. If you see them, throw them in the trash, or Porta will be moaning in my ear when she comes to clean the room."

Allen was stunned on the spot.

"Who is Martha?"

"It's the hot girl I brought back last night. You opened the door for me at that time, and she mistook you for my housekeeper."

As Charlie said this, he walked into the kitchen and took a bottle of beer from the refrigerator. When he came back, he looked at his confused brother.

"Don't tell me that you don't remember these things."

"Of course I remember."

Allen emphasized loudly:
"But what does this have to do with me? It's not like I had sex with her last night."

Charlie took a sip of wine and corrected casually:

"To be precise, it has something to do with it, because we fired the first shot on the sofa where you were sitting last night!"

Great gift crab!
Allen quickly stood up, and sure enough, he found a pair of red women's underwear in the gap of the sofa where he had just been sitting.

"Damn it, can't you go back to your bedroom and do this again? Don't forget that I and my son are still at home."

Charlie asked while drinking:
"Didn't you send Jack to Judith's place?"

Allen asked loudly:

"what about me?"

Charlie shrugged and replied:
"I told Martha you're just a plumber and you'll leave on your own after fixing the clogged toilet."

Allen stared at his brother dumbfounded.

"So is it so hard to tell people I'm your brother?"

Charlie answered of course:
"Nonsense, if others know that I live with my brother, how can I maintain my image as a golden bachelor?"

Then I go?
Allen wanted to be tough, but when he thought about the fact that he was currently divorced and unemployed, and his house had been given away by his ex-wife to PUA, he could only bring his son to join his brother.

Although this kind of life of being dependent on others is very uncomfortable, Allen would rather watch Charlie bring a different woman back to have sex every night, and he can only hide in his room and be a craftsman, rather than move in with his mother. live.

Although his mother's house is larger and more luxurious than Charlie's beach house, after finally becoming an adult and getting rid of the shadow of childhood dominated by his mother's poisonous tongue, Allen absolutely does not want to go back and experience the past again.

Neither Allen nor Charlie are very fond of their mother Evelin.

One of the important reasons is that Evelin had high hopes for the two of them when she was a child, hoping that Charlie would grow up to be a musician and Alan would grow up to be a doctor.

But in the end, both brothers only partially fulfilled their mother's wishes.

Charlie became a lyrical song composer.

Allen became a chiropractor.

Both brothers felt that they had deeply disappointed their mother, and they couldn't stand their mother's acerbic and sarcastic words, so they wished to stay away from each other except when the other was visiting for business or illness.

Allen finally pinched his nose and threw the pair of women's underwear into the trash can.

Charlie came to the sofa and sat down, picked up a copy of this morning's newspaper from the table and read it.

"Wow, there's big news in New York again."

Allen asked angrily:
"What, the Statue of Liberty was also hit by a plane?"

Charlie put down the newspaper and looked at his brother, and said with a serious expression:

"This joke is not funny at all!"

Allen had no choice but to apologize, and at the same time pretended to be curious and asked Charlie what big news was happening in New York.

"The heroine of "Fifty Shades of Grey" has been changed again!"

"what?"

Allen looked confused.

Is this the big news you're talking about?
Charlie asked in a matter-of-fact tone:

"Didn't I tell you that I am not interested in political and economic news at all? I always only read the entertainment section of newspapers, and what I just told you is already the biggest news in the entertainment section today."

Allen put his hand on his forehead, looking convinced that he was defeated by Charlie.

Charlie's voice continued.

"So shouldn't you ask, why again?"

Allen had no choice but to repeat this sentence again.

Charlie then replied with satisfaction:

"It was previously reported in the media that Paris Hilton will play the heroine of "Fifty Shades of Grey", and I wrote a song for her before."

"is it?"

Allen pretended to be shocked, but in fact he was very disdainful.

I thought you slept with Paris Hilton too!

Allen then asked again.

"So Paris Hilton is not acting anymore?"

Charlie nodded.

"The newspaper said that a good friend of Paris Hilton seems to be named Kim Kardashian. She accidentally revealed in an interview with reporters that Paris Hilton had no intention of starring in "Fifty Shades of Grey" .”

Allen couldn't help but ask:
"Then what's the news before?"

Charlie looked at his stupid brother with some sympathy.

"Can't you even see this? This is obviously a hype created by Paris and the crew of "Fifty Shades of Grey", including Kim Kardashian who came out to expose this. It's also a hype."

Allen nodded, indicating that he understood.

Charlie suddenly became interested and asked Allen what he knew.

Allen replied very firmly:

"You slept with that Kim Kardashian!"

Wang Defa! ?

Charlie looked at his brother with wide eyes.

Allen spread his hands.

"Otherwise if you explain it this way, you know Kim Kardashian is hyping up?"

Charlie broke through the defense on the spot and asked Allen:
"Do you think I'm just a guy who only thinks with his lower body?"

Allen shrugged.

"Do you want to hear the truth or the lie?"

Charlie turned black on the spot.

"To shut up!"

Allen shut his mouth obediently, but after only a few seconds, he couldn't help but add another sentence.

"I can only say that your self-awareness is quite good."

Charlie didn't want to discuss this topic with Allen anymore, so he continued to pick up the newspaper and read it.

Allen's mouth moved.

Being interrupted by Charlie just now, he forgot what he was about to say when he called Charlie.

That’s right, a laptop!

Allen picked up the laptop and turned the screen towards Charlie, who was covering his face with a newspaper.

“Two days ago, I learned about a website called WeHouse from someone else’s recommendation. You can rent any house you can think of on it, from ordinary apartments to centuries-old castles and manors, as long as you can afford it. "

Charlie continued to read the newspaper and replied without raising his head:
"Do you want to move out with Jack? That would be great." Alan retorted loudly:
"I'm not moving out! I'm so poor now. Do you think I have the money to travel and rent someone else's big house?"

Charlie had known that this would be the result, so he kindly reminded:
"Don't forget, you are living in someone else's big house now!"

Allen looked at Charlie angrily:

"So you want to charge me rent?"

Charlie said directly.

"The question is, do you have money?"

Allen's mouth moved.

Well, he really has no money!

"Don't interrupt me, okay? I just searched for luxury homes for rent in Mabury Beach on WeHouse. Guess what I found?"

Charlie still looked indifferent, leaning on the sofa with his legs crossed and continuing to read the newspaper.

Allen, who was ignored, could only protest loudly:

"Don't think you can get away with pretending you don't know anything. I actually found your house on WeHouse, and it said there are two empty rooms for rent. What, do you want to kick me and Jack out?"

I thought Charlie would at least pretend to quibble, but I didn't expect him to admit it directly.

"Yes, I uploaded the house rental information to WeHouse. You have no idea how popular WeHouse is now. All the pretty girls I met in the bar are talking about this website."

Allen looked puzzled.

"so what?"

Charlie prompted:
"You must not have carefully read my house rental requirements on WeHouse, right? It is only for women aged 18 to 35, and real photos of yourself must be submitted to the landlord for review before renting."

Allen turned the laptop screen back and saw that it was true.

He raised his head in surprise and was questioning whether Charlie's request could really attract tenants.

Charlie, who was reading the newspaper, spoke first:

"So I lowered the rent by 50%."

Wang Defa!
Allen couldn't help but curse.

Charlie ignored this and continued to tell Alan that this trick was very effective.

As of last night, he had received six rental applications.

It's a pity that the applicant is either too fat or has the right skin color, and they are not Charlie's cup of tea anyway.

Allen then asked:

"If someone really passes your review, will Jack and I have to sleep outside on the street?"

Charlie turned over a page of the newspaper in his hand and replied casually:
"No need to bother, you can send Jack to Judith's place then, and you can sleep in my room, but the next morning, you have to pretend that you are staying at my house temporarily!"

Although he didn't have to pretend to be a plumber this time, Allen's mind still couldn't turn around for a while.

He sleeps in Charlie's room, so where does Charlie sleep?

"Is it even necessary to ask? Of course I slept with the hot girl who rented the house." Charlie replied confidently.

Allen then asked:

"What if two girls come to rent a house at the same time?"

"Then divide it into the first half of the night and the second half of the night. Of course, if they don't mind being together, I can accept it."

Allen was speechless.

The good WeHouse was actually turned into a website to catch girls by Charlie.

I thought the topic would end here, but unexpectedly, Charlie suddenly put down the newspaper in his hand, looked up at Alan and asked:
"How is your job search going?"

With a frustrated shrug, Allen said he had sent dozens of job applications and received responses from three companies.

Charlie said sympathetically.

"Oh, that's too bad."

What do you mean?
Allen looked confused, he hadn't said the result yet!
Charlie shrugged and asked:
"Is there any difference between telling the result and not telling it?"

Allen immediately stood up as if he had been greatly insulted, preparing to refute Charlie's words righteously.

Charlie also crossed his arms and looked at Allen, prepared for rebuttal.

As soon as the words came to his mouth, Allen suddenly shriveled up like a deflated rubber ball and sat back on the sofa depressedly.

"That's right, the three companies that wrote back to me all rejected my job application. Now you can laugh at me all you want."

Uncharacteristically, Charlie sat next to Allen, put his arm around his shoulders and comforted:
"Brother, don't be discouraged. I believe you will be able to find a job again."

Allen looked at Charlie warily.

You only drank half a bottle of beer and you are already so drunk?
Charlie picked up the newspaper he had just read from the table.

"I just saw a job in the newspaper that would be perfect for you. The only problem is that it's in New York."

Allen suddenly lost interest.

Charlie immediately added.

"But the basic salary offered by the other party is [-] US dollars, which does not include commission. Even I am a little tempted."

Without saying a word, Allen snatched the newspaper from Charlie's hand and found the recruitment information that Charlie mentioned.

After reading ten lines at a glance, Alan raised his head in shock and looked at Charlie.

Charlie guessed what Allen wanted to say and spoke first:
"How about it, this job is great, right?"

Allen wanted to curse on the spot.

Yes, the recruitment information in the newspaper is indeed as Charlie said, and the salary is very attractive.

But they are hiring a TV shopping host!

The following application conditions are clearly written. Applicants need to have good acting skills, but they are specifically required to be good at playing the kind of philandering scumbag.

Allen pointed to the recruitment information in the newspaper and asked Charlie.

"Which of the requirements do you think I meet for this recruitment?"

Charlie replied very frankly:

"It's true that you don't meet any of them, but it doesn't matter, because there is a professional sitting in front of you. I can teach you how to act before you apply. You only need to learn a little bit, and there will be no problem in passing the interview!"

Alan looked at Charlie suspiciously.

"Didn't you write saliva advertising songs? When did you learn acting?"

Charlie shrugged and replied:

"Although I have never studied acting, many people who know me say it would be a pity not to become an actor!"

Allen asked angrily:
"You haven't learned acting yet, and you still want to teach me how to act?"

Charlie immediately shook his head and corrected:
"No, no, of course I don't want to teach you how to act, but how to be a qualified scumbag!"

Allen was stunned.

Charlie said it so confidently that Allen couldn't refute it.

"Okay, don't hesitate any more, I'll book a flight right now."

Allen asked hesitantly:

"What about Jack?"

Charlie replied without thinking:

"It just allows him to stay with Judith for a few more days. If you succeed in applying, he may have to go to school in New York with you."

Alan looked at Charlie in disbelief.

Although there is no evidence.

But Alan seriously doubted that Charlie was so enthusiastic about helping him find a job because he wanted him to move Jack out of the villa.

 Charlie and Alan, from the American TV series "Two and a Half Men", this is a classic, veterans should have seen it!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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