Chapter 256 Alien Monkey

"Killing with one knife is not the true meaning of exorcism!" Tang Yan said pitifully.

"what?"

"What we demon hunters pursue is to remove the demonic nature of the demon, retain the good nature of the demon, and give the demon a chance to reform!"

"Huh? Is this possible?" the fat monk said doubtfully.

Also, you fucking said my lines, what did I say?

"Why isn't this possible? Demons are transformed from humans. Isn't killing demons the same as killing people? Murder in our Tang Dynasty requires beheading!" Tang Yan said seriously.

"I..." The fat monk said MMP in his heart.

If the world hadn't become completely different not long ago and was somewhat out of his control, he would have slapped Tang Yan to death!

Yes, after a ray of light flew from the sky that day, the world changed beyond his expectation in a short period of time.

There were some changes that he couldn't understand.

For example, the cave at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain where the demon king Sun Wukong was imprisoned.

"It's a good thing that you are still a monk, but you don't have compassion!" Tang Yan looked at the monk and scolded him with a righteous look.

"Buddhas and Bodhisattvas also have low eyebrows and angry eyes!" The fat monk said unconvinced.

"That means they don't know love, and they don't know how to use love to understand demons! This road has been narrowed by Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!" Tang Yan shook his head and said with regret.

"I..." The fat monk almost blurted out the word "Nima"!

He was actually silenced by his own Dharma!

"Unbounded Wave! I am willing to open up a new path of love for all sentient beings in the world!" Tang Yan became more and more interesting as he talked about it and couldn't help but say.

You fucking think I don’t know that Wujie Boda is the name of the demon Buddha Bo Xun in a certain world!

You are chanting the name of the Demon Buddha in front of me. What do you mean?

Do you think I really won’t hit you?

"Are you kidding me?" said the fat monk, sweating profusely: "Buddhist monks believe that the four elements are all empty. They talk about origin, origin and destruction, and sex is empty of form. How can there be a way to love!"

On Wuzhi Mountain far away from them, there was a lotus pond with a hole in the lotus pond.

The original shabby cave has been renovated and its area has been expanded countless times. There are not only peach trees, pear trees, apple trees, banana trees, and even durian trees. There is also a small pond under the fruit trees. The pond is crystal clear and feels indescribably comfortable.

On the big stone beside the pond, there is a mahjong table abandoned. A golden-haired monkey opened a can of beer with a click and handed it to Sun Wukong, the king of demons.

Sun Wukong, the king of demons, was not polite and took it over, and the two of them looked at the pond together.

In the pond, Tang Yan's conversation with the fat monk was played live using magic.

When the fat monk said that he wanted to kill Chen Xuanzang and Mr. Duan, the demon king Sun Wukong sneered.

When he heard Tang Yan say "feel with love", he spit out a mouthful of beer. The monkey next to him was much calmer. After all, the monkey had traveled all over the world and had never seen any big winds or waves.

As for when Tang Yan reprimanded the fat monk for his lack of compassion, saying that the fat monk did not understand love and wanted to create a "way of love", Sun Wukong, the king of demons, happily rolled on the rocks.

"It's so fun, so much fun!"

"Indeed!" said the monkey, "The scary thing about animals like humans is that they have such big brains that they can even contain the whole world!"

"Oh~ Wujie Boda, I'm laughing so hard!" Sun Wukong, the king of demons, laughed, and he felt that the depression in his heart had dissipated a lot.

A few days ago, a ray of light flew into the cave, changing the days he was trapped. That is Sun Wukong from other worlds. He cultivated into a Daluo Jinxian and was summoned to this world by chance. To the monkey himself, this thought is no better than a monkey hair.

Originally, the monkey was summoned by Wang Jinjue, just for fun. He was ready to go back, but he found that there was also Sun Wukong in this world, who was also the king of demons.

I think he was transformed by a stone monkey, loved by heaven and earth, and he must be a great sage, equal to heaven, wherever he goes! How could he become the king of demons in this world!

What is a demon? Are you worthy of competing with him?

But... after learning about the past of this demon king, Monkey felt... that he could indeed be called the demon king.

So, he helped Sun Wukong, the king of demons, to breathe out. After seeing that someone was trying to keep Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan behind, he worked harder and allowed the two to change genders smoothly.

Otherwise, these two are important figures in this world, how could they be so easily changed!

This guy named Chen Xuanzang is as pedantic and stupid as his master, but he is much better-minded than his master. At least he can't trick people into wearing hats!

Seeing Miss Chen lying on the bed, she expressed her love to Mr. Duan.

Tut tut...

The picture is so beautiful and so eye-catching!

He has recorded this section and plans to share it with others when he returns.

As for the gods and Buddhas in this world, he used this video to bribe the main body. The main body was very happy and praised him for doing a good job! The main body has dropped more power, and he is ready to find trouble with those bastards!

In the world I like, all you can do is kneel down!

"Since the four elements of monkhood are empty, why do we need to save all sentient beings!"

Tang Yan was still reasoning with the fat monk.

The fat monk felt uncomfortable being criticized by Tang Yan, not because Tang Yan didn't understand, but because Tang Yan understood too well.

"The so-called four elements are all empty, but after understanding nature and appearance, all appearances are false! Empty does not mean there is nothing! Saving all sentient beings is the way of great love and the wish of supreme compassion!" The fat monk argued.

"What about the love between men and women?" Tang Yan asked back.

"It is small love! It is like a grain of rice and the bright moon, and cannot be compared with the way of great love!"

"Without little love, where can the great love come from?" Tang Yan said: "If you are not willing to do a penny of good deeds, how can you spend thousands of dollars to do good deeds? How can a man love all living beings in the world if he does not have a beloved woman! Monk, you are a little too extreme!"

"My lies are misleading the public!" The fat monk was speechless by the dialectical theory and cursed angrily.

"How can you speak so well and curse people?" Tang Yan shook his head and said: "The local monk is so rude! Wujie Boda, I originally wanted to make you the founder of [The Way of Love]! "

What the hell is that [the way of love]? You are clearly disgusting us!

Ahhhhhhh! ! ! !

I can't stand it anymore!

The flesh on the fat monk's face was trembling, that was because he was angry! He was about to activate his true body and use the "Tathagata Divine Palm" to kill this evil talker, when he realized that... he could no longer interfere with this world.

In other words, his body and the whirling world can no longer interfere with this world.

Cold sweat fell from his forehead to the ground.

Something big has happened.

 quack!

  

 

(End of this chapter)

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