In what age are you still traveling through the main god space.?

Chapter 328 Recovery

"Man of destiny! I am the Jade Emperor, and I am going through a disaster now!"

"If the destiny people can help me overcome the disaster, I will bring millions of immortal soldiers to control the three realms. I will use the destiny people as immortal immortals, and the world will live as long as the world!"

Zhong Zhong looked at the text message he received speechlessly.

Okay, okay, what the hell are you still doing in this age?

Does it mean that you can call yourself the Jade Emperor if you own a LAC?

If you were the Jade Emperor, I would still be Qin Shihuang!

This kind of information that looks like a scammer at first sight is to screen out the deceivers. Anyway, anyone who can trust this kind of text messages will definitely deceive them.

He naturally knew it, so he put the phone down casually, and Zhong Zhong continued to pick up the handle and began to hit the iron "ding ding ding".

"Buzz~" He was typing when a call came from his cell phone. After enduring the harassment on the phone, Zhong Zhong was finally... killed by the BOSS.

Zhong Zhong saw the phone, it was an unfamiliar number. Today is his day off, but he is a salesman. How can a salesman have a day off?

As for unfamiliar numbers, it is quite normal for the salesperson to receive no unfamiliar numbers.

"Hello, are you..." He suppressed his discomfort and answered the phone.

"Man of destiny! I am the Jade Emperor..." A middle-aged majestic voice came from the phone, and it was also very magnetic.

"I'm your father!" Zhong Zhong spat angrily and hung up the phone.

My great weekend mood was ruined by a scammer! Do these liars have no mothers at home?

"Buzz~" The phone rang again, it was the same phone.

Zhong Zhong was furious, this liar was provoking him! When he answered the phone, he responded in a civilized manner.

"NMSL, CNM..."

He chatted and cursed for several minutes. Under normal circumstances, the person on the other end would have hung up the phone long ago. But the other person kept listening to Zhong Zhong scolding him. When Zhong Zhong got tired of scolding him, the other person said:

"Destiny! I am not a liar!"

"I can really make you immortal!"

"Who are you lying to? You are immortal and you are calling me! You think I am stupid!" Zhong Zhong looked down at the other party and was about to hang up the phone.

"Have you dreamed about the Golden Palace and Jade Palace recently?" the voice said suddenly.

Zhong Zhong was silent for a moment. He had indeed been dreaming recently, dreaming that he was walking among the golden palaces and silver palaces, looking at the thirty-three heavenly palaces with thousands of golden lights, the seventy-two treasure palaces with thousands of auspiciousness, and the colorful phoenixes floating around him. With the wind.

It was too real, too gorgeous, and he had never seen anything like it anywhere else.

"Becoming an immortal Xiaoyao Immortal, you can do what you want, enjoy endless glory and wealth, and have countless female fairies around you."

These Zhong Zhong are not very interested.

"You can still have enough time to play games all day long, and you will no longer be the salesman you are today." Seeing that power and women could not attract Zhong Zhong, the voice suddenly changed the topic.

For a person who has six days off and one day off, and may receive phone calls 24 hours a day, this really makes Zhong Zhong excited.

"I have no money!" Zhong Zhong said. He had just graduated and started working, and the money he earned was not enough to spend.

"No money! No money!" Hearing that Zhong Zhong seemed to take the bait, the voice said quickly: "I am the Jade Emperor after all, so it is useless to ask for money! If you like money, I will make you the God of Wealth in the future."

"..." Listening to the nonsensical words of the person on the phone, Zhong Zhong felt that he might not have lost his mind to believe this guy!

"Thirty miles east from here, there is a Jade Emperor Mountain with a Jade Emperor Temple inside. You only need to bring five sacrifices to worship the Jade Emperor in the temple on the ninth day of the first lunar month."

"When worshiping, recite sincerely and silently three times: I sincerely welcome the birth of Haotian Golden Tower, the Supreme Supreme Natural Wonderful Milo, the True Jade Emperor God, today! That's it!"

"It's very simple!" said the voice.

"The name is too long, I can't remember it."

"...Just call it Jade Emperor God."

"What are the five sacrifices?"

"It means chicken, duck, fish, eggs, pork or pork belly. The chicken must be a rooster, not a hen."

"I can't afford it! I want to eat these too. I feel greedy when I eat Wallace every day." "...Then use vegetarian five-vegetarian foods, almonds, nuts, rice dates, cakes, and red turtle cakes."

“What is red turtle cake?”

"Made of glutinous rice, dyed red on the outside, with tortoise shell marks!"

"It's too troublesome! I can't even afford almonds and nuts myself." Zhong Zhong shook his head and said, nuts are indeed more expensive than meat.

"..."

Today's young people are really...that voice wants to complain.

"There are always five sweets, right?"

"what is that?"

"Mandarin oranges, tangerines, apples, bananas, sugar cane! These are all commonly used fruits!"

"It's too expensive. Now apples cost seven or eight yuan per pound. How can I afford them? I don't usually eat fruit!"

"...What about the six fasts? Golden needles, fungus, mushrooms, cabbage sum, wild beans, mung beans?"

"These are not expensive, but they are too troublesome. I don't know if I can buy them in the supermarket downstairs." Zhong Zhong shook his head and said, "Change!"

"..."

The voice was a little speechless. If he hadn't been helpless now, he would have asked Zhong Zhong for help, otherwise he would have hung up the phone right away.

"Is there any mistake? Although you helped me overcome the disaster, after success, you can also live as long as heaven and earth. Please be considerate, okay." The voice said rather helplessly.

"Haha... To live as long as heaven and earth, only six vegetarian dishes are enough! Are you a colleague of the Jade Emperor Temple? You made up a story and asked people to go and burn incense." Zhong Zhong said.

"That's not a six-course vegetarian dish, that's a six-vegetarian dish! What I told you is the truth. I'll die badly if I lie to you!"

"Okay, okay! You'll die if you lie to me! When you go that day, you can see what the supermarket has to buy. Don't dislike it!" Zhong Zhong said.

"...Then you should prepare three bundles of red paper thread and three cups of tea!"

"This one seems to be cheaper! You didn't tell me earlier!" Zhong Zhong said in disgust.

These are available at funeral stores and are very cheap.

"You're such a bad person! You're dead!"

"Must be early..."

Zhong Zhong only heard half of this sentence, needless to say, he was urged to go early. This was an old salesman routine.

He's not really stupid. Doesn't he go to work on the ninth day of the first lunar month?

He skipped work just to go to the mountains to get incense sticks, and he wasn't really mentally retarded!

Who would believe the Jade Emperor? How about a few bunches of something in exchange for a fairy? This is looking down on his intelligence!

He just talked to that person just to see what his tricks were, but in the end he just asked him to burn incense.

However, maybe this is a new trick of some kind of deception. I think of the people in the community shouting every day:

"The state is collecting clues about new scams. If you encounter new scams, you can call the 444 anti-fraud phone number. Once the report is successful, you will have the opportunity to enjoy a bonus of up to 50 yuan!"

Maybe, this is his chance to turn things around?

So, he tried to dial 444 and said: "Hey, I just received a scam call..."

　quack!

　　

　

(End of this chapter)