Chapter 415 Vinegar

"Why does this vinegar smell so weird!" Tang Yan said while eating dumplings for breakfast after a night of work.

He has been able to stay up for 24 hours a day, so his work efficiency is several times that of others.

The technology of Earth's civilization has already made it possible for people to work around the clock without sleeping. But he, Tang Yan, still asked people to work only sixteen hours and rest for eight hours a day.

He is so kind!

He is completely incomparable to those real black-hearted people!
If the family that I remember from the past came here, 80% of the time, they would become the finalists. Just put these billions of people on a random planet, and that would be it. Or get a spaceship and send it directly to other parallel universes.

From the true perspective, enslaving these elderly people is not as good as enslaving Homo sapiens to work! At that time, the entire world will be Homo sapiens except for the finalists. One person will control all the means of production and there will be no need for other people at all.

"Sorry! Consul, the vinegar you specified has been eaten! The newly produced vinegar was not produced because the fermentation warehouse was destroyed by the rebels." Archie bowed his head slightly and said.

"Hey! Without vinegar, these dumplings taste completely wrong!" Tang Yan pushed the plate of dumplings away and said, "Change to a bowl of beef noodles and put more beef in it."

"As you wish!" Even though Archi has worked with Tang Yan for five hundred years, sometimes he still doesn't understand Tang Yan's operations.

Sometimes the words are very logical, and sometimes they are completely illogical.

"..." Fortunately, Archie is an intelligent system that has been around for who knows how long. Otherwise, he would definitely say that there are too many things going on.

"Hey! If there is too much beef in the beef noodles, it will make the beef noodles unreal."

Sometimes, it was indeed difficult for him to understand humans, especially Tang Yan.

In order to make vinegar, Tang Yan studied it for several days. So much so that Archie couldn't help but ask, it's all jealousy, isn't it the same?
"How can you, Homo sapiens, who have no sense of taste, experience the delicious taste of vinegar! It's just for this vinegar that I ate the dumplings!"

"? What do you mean?" Tang Yan said in confusion: "Are there any rebels who came to the administrative center and gave me a shot?"

Too many contradictions gathered in Tang Yan, which also allowed Archie to understand the complexity of human beings.

"With all due respect, Archon!" Archie looked at Tang Yan, who was counting the pieces of beef in the beef noodles, and suddenly said: "Rebels have been very rampant recently, please pay attention to travel safety."

Sometimes I am very talkative and can say anything. Sometimes nothing works.

Archie really doesn’t understand what kind of weird behavior it is to eat dumplings out of jealousy! He quickly brought Tang Yan a bowl of steaming beef noodles.

Sometimes the rationality is terrible, and sometimes it is very emotional. Just reading a piece of text can make me shed tears.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" He shook his head and said!

For example, if you really like to eat dumplings, you must have vinegar when eating dumplings, and you must specify the kind of vinegar.

"I suggest you use Ali's suggestion to carry out ray strikes on humans on the entire planet! This can eliminate 90% of the rebels!" Archie said in his normal tone.

The so-called "ray strike" is an indiscriminate strike against all living people underground. This specific ray can penetrate metal, soil and rocks, and only causes damage to the human body. For the rebels hiding underground, it is fatal.

There are countless such weapons in the Ali Universe Defense Fire System. It can be said that as long as Tang Yan gives the order, the rebels and innocent people on the earth can be killed instantly. "It's so boring! It's so boring!" Tang Yan said while eating beef: "That's too boring. Let those ant-like rebels dance for me and find some fun in my boring life."

"After all, the life of a consul is so boring and boring!"

"..." Archie felt that Tang Yan was beginning to fall into a state called "convulsions" again, and he heard Tang Yan farting again.

"In the past three hundred years, I have fought more than fifty large-scale battles with the rebels. It is difficult to say what is right and wrong. But you must have noticed that I defeated the rebels in most of them!"

But the scale of the rebels is getting bigger and bigger! Archie wisely said nothing.

"Why do you always talk about rebels! Rebels! As if rebels are a threat to me. Five hundred years ago, when I first became consul, the people wholeheartedly welcomed me. I really had the best time, and everything was full of vitality and everything happened. The realm of the world is still before my eyes. After just five hundred years, the rebels have suddenly become my formidable enemy? Has the administrative center actually become my burial place?"

"No matter what, I control four major intelligent systems and billions of sapiens in my hands!"

"Billions versus billions, the advantage is mine!!!"

Archie broadcast Tang Yan's emotional speech live to the five major systems, and even the "Hongjun System" who usually doesn't talk much couldn't help but say:
"Strange tales, full of foolish talk!"

"Archi, what do you think?" Tang Yan asked, looking at Archie in a daze.

"I think that's great, Consul!" Archie gave a thumbs up and agreed with his face. Originally, as one of the giants of Homo sapiens, he had a "sense of guilt" caused by behavioral logic for opening the access to the administrative center and allowing the rebels to kill him.

Now, when he saw Tang Yan's headstrong and arrogant look, he felt... Tang Yan had a right to die!

Tang Yan talked so much that his noodles were lumpy, but he didn't care. He ate the noodles in several mouthfuls, drank the soup, and said to Archie: "Let's go! It's time to go to work!"

"As you wish!" Archie said, opening the light curtain door leading from the restaurant to the executive hall.

Now, it is 8:30 in the morning, and Tang Yan is about to start another day of work.

When Tang Yan was approaching the administrative hall, suddenly the side door opened and five rebels in combat uniforms came out.

The person in charge is none other than Xie Zhiwei! Without saying a word to Tang Yan, he raised his hand and shot!
But Tang Yan didn't panic at all. He also pointed his hand, and a ring on his finger emitted a blue wave!
The blue wave spread, and the accelerated particles emitted by the particle accelerator gun in Xie Zhiwei's hand stopped moving instantly. This is of course not the military's standard particle accelerator gun, but their homemade one. Although it is not very powerful, it is enough to kill people.

Xie Zhiwei was shocked when he saw Lan Bo. He didn't expect the dog consul to react so quickly! What surprised him even more was that Lan Bo swept over his combat uniform without any surprise, and those combat uniforms that originally made him look like Superman were instantly scrapped!

The weight of the combat uniform crushed him, paralyzing him to the ground and causing him to spurt out a mouthful of blood.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, stupid rebels! Do you think I am unprepared for your beheading actions?"

"Under the control of my 'Protective Ring', the science and technology you have mastered is not worth mentioning!"

Tang Yan came to Xie Zhiwei, squatting in front of Xie Zhiwei who was vomiting blood, and said.

(End of this chapter)

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