Chapter 431 You look ugly

Three days later, Tang Yan continued to travel west, and saw a white cloud flying from the east, landing in front of Tang Yan's horse, and he bowed his head.

"Master! Why are you so impatient? Why don't you wait for me?" said the monkey.

"Hey!" Tang Yan couldn't help but sigh when he saw the monkey's empty hands.

"Master! But you think I'm late!" The monkey saw Tang Yan sighing and said continuously: "I won't go back for a long time. There are many things in Huaguo Mountain! Master, please forgive me."

"It's not that I dislike you for coming late. It's that I dislike you for coming here, but you didn't bring some fruit to show your respect to your teacher." Tang Yan said.

"..." Monkey choked for a moment. He thought about what happened three days ago, the phrase "It's your dad, okay?" and his hatred for him. He felt a little unable to see through this bald donkey.

"Master! This is easy to hear. I passed by a fruit forest when I came here. Let me pick some to quench Master's thirst." The monkey said again.

"That's it! Let's continue heading west." Tang Yan said: "When it's time for dinner, I will eat hot pot with you."

The monkey took the horse and said, "Master, how do you eat this hot pot?"

"You know, making the enemy think you are mentally retarded is also a tactic!"

"You'll know when you're eating. If I remember correctly, you seemed to have said your name was Sun Wukong?" Tang Yan asked again.

"It's a pity that he's not as greedy as Gohan!"

"Appreciate further details……"

"Wukong, do you think being a teacher is like a retard?"

This cheap master of mine must not be mentally retarded.

After eating, the man and monkey continued to set off. They stayed in a manor until the sun set, and nothing else happened.

One person and one monkey chatted all the way to the west. At noon, they ate red oil hot pot. Wukong was sweating profusely. He felt that he had never eaten such spicy hot pot.

The next day, the monkey happily put on the tiger skin cloak that Tang Yan had sewn for him and led the horse to set off.

"No way!"

"..." Monkey was speechless for a moment.

The tiger skin cloak is majestic. It doesn't look like something worn by a monk, but more like a mountain king. Tang Yan didn't say anything to this, and the monkey didn't ask anything.

"Exactly!"

My old grandson was also the Monkey King back then, right?
Monkey thought in his mind, but was too lazy to argue. This day's contact made him realize that this cheap master's mouth was really venomous and cruel, and his curse words were always roundabout. He is also good at sophistry and blame-shifting. He really can't defeat this bald donkey just by bickering.

"Wukong Wukong, what a great name! What a pity..."

The only thing worth mentioning is that when knocking on the door, Tang Yan saw the monkey knocking on the door and said, "Wukong, you are ugly, so let me do it!"

"What's a pity?"

"Wukong! You just joined my sect. I taught you some skills, but I don't know what your skills are, so I have to give you a test!" On the way, Tang Yan, who had been riding his horse with his eyes closed to rest, suddenly noticed something. said.

"Master, don't you want to teach me some talking skills?" the monkey said with a smile.

"Don't underestimate the power of words. You should know that communication is also a skill! If you use your words to make people surrender without a fight, wouldn't it be more efficient than using your hands?" Tang Yan chuckled and said: "There are some six people around us. Ding Liujia, the Five Directions Revealed, the Four Levels of Merit, and the eighteen guardian Jialan." "Go and kill them all! Leave no one behind!"

"Huh?" The monkey was stunned and said, "No one is left?"

"Are you willing to be watched while eating, drinking, sleeping, and sleeping?" Tang Yan said with a lowered eyebrow, but the monkey saw the uneasiness in Tang Yan's calm eyes.

"Okay! I'll come as soon as I go!"

After that, Monkey Zongyun went to find Liu Ding Liu Jia, Wu Fang Jie Di, Fourth Level Gong Cao, 18 Guardian Jialan and others who were secretly on duty!
The Six Ding Liujia and the fourth-level Gongcao are the divine generals of heaven, while the Five Directions Jiedi and the eighteen protective Jialan are the protectors of Lingshan. These gods and Buddhas take turns on duty every day to escort Tang Monk.

It is said to be an escort, but in fact it is almost the same as surveillance.

The five directions of revelation are: the golden-headed revelation, the silver-headed uncovering, the Pāluāṇṭī, the Paraṣṭhāna, and the Mahāṇī. Only the golden-headed one stays around day and night. A few days before the Five Directions Unveiled, they met Guanyin Bodhisattva on their way to the Lingshan Mountain to restore their lives.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said to them: "Have you ever heard of Brahman?"

They said they had never heard of it, so Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva told them all about Brahman and persuaded them to stay incarnate and teach the vast Dharma with her.

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva smiling and looking kind, could they say no?

Only when he joined the Brahmin did he realize that many of the gods among the Brahmin were vaguely connected to the past Buddha and the future Buddha of Lingshan.

At this time, Jintou Jiedi saw the monkey coming to them with a stick and ran away immediately.

The water for Buddhist scriptures is too deep!
The one on duty today was Liu Ding Liujia. When he saw the monkey approaching with a fierce aura, he quickly said: "Great Sage, come on! Come on, Great Sage!"

The monkey didn't listen either, so he hit him with a stick. How could Liu Ding Liujia beat a monkey? One of them was crippled and ran away with urine flowing from his buttocks.

"Master! They all ran away!" The monkey came to Tang Yan and returned to his life.

"I want to leave no one behind! They all ran away!" Tang Yan said calmly.

"Master, they are all from Heaven and cannot be killed easily!" Monkey said quickly.

These five hundred years have allowed him to see clearly that heaven is a bottomless institution! Heaven's rule over the three realms is by no means as simple as one thinks.

"Hmph! Now I know that people in Heaven cannot be killed! Why didn't I see you when they made a big fuss in Heaven before?" Tang Yan said angrily, making the monkey feel unhappy.

"If you think Heaven is powerful, then just listen to Heaven! Don't recognize me as your master in the future!" Tang Yan said, riding away, leaving Wukong alone!
When the monkey saw Tang Yan leaving, he quickly said: "Master! Master! I know I was wrong! Next time..."

"Is it a sure thing next time?" Tang Yan said with a sneer.

"..." The monkey was a little embarrassed, this bald donkey was really fussy about everything.

"Forget it! After all, we are half-way masters and apprentices, and it is normal for us to need to get used to each other! If you don't listen to me next time, I know a little bit about boxing!" Tang Yan said.

Okay, okay, you still know a little bit about boxing! The monkey knew that he was in the wrong and did not argue with Tang Yan.

One person and one monkey continued to move forward, when suddenly they heard a whistle on the roadside, and six people came out, each holding a long spear or a short sword, and shouted: "That monk! Let's go there! Leave the horses and luggage as soon as possible, and spare your life." past!"

The monkey was just feeling agitated, so he didn't talk nonsense at the moment and beat them all to death. He stripped them of their clothes and took away their money. He walked away with a smile and said, "Master, please come. The thief has been killed by Lao Sun."

"A monk is so compassionate, why did you beat everyone to death!" Tang Yan said with a sigh.

(End of this chapter)

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