In what age are you still traveling through the main god space.?
Chapter 463 Spicy and delicious
Chapter 463 Spicy and delicious
"Where is this monster?" Pig Gohan also asked.
"Idiot, don't you know?" the monkey said, "Of course I know about Sanqing, but what is this thing above?"
"Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, I seem to know." Sha Wutian said, "I saw it in a book in Heaven."
Sha Wutian pondered for a while and said: "The one in the middle is the broccoli that gives birth to thousands of descendants, the one on the left is the big radish that walks, and the one on the right is the big pepper that unites all things."
"...Junior Brother Sha, I don't have much education, don't you try to lie to me?" Monkey said, "Is there such a thing as Sanqing?"
"They are all existences whose names cannot even be mentioned!"
"What Sanqing! I think it's almost Sanqing! The green of green vegetables!" Pig Gohan said: "Together, it's just right, broccoli stir-fried radish, and Sichuan peppercorns are used to stir-fry the pot!"
After saying that, he continued to pick up the offering fruit on the table and started eating it, not caring whether it was Sanqing or Sanqing.
"Idiot, it's not safe for us to eat here. We need to change into their appearance so that we can eat it safely!" the monkey said again.
"It makes sense!" Pig Gohan said, he climbed up on the altar, pushed aside the broccoli that gave birth to thousands of descendants, and said: "You have been sitting here for so long, like a vegetable, so I, the old pig, should sit down for a while. "
The monkey moved the big radish to the side, while Sha Wutian moved the big pepper to the side and said: "The pepper cannot eat the tribute, so let me, Lao Sha, do it!"
After seeing the changes in the appearance of the three brothers, the monkey said: "It's still not right. If a Taoist who gets up early gets up to ring the bell and sweep the floor and stumbles over these statues, wouldn't the news leak out?"
"Brother! There are so many things to do!" Pig Gohan said while eating the offering fruit.
"I know there is a land of grain reincarnation behind this hall, which is very suitable for them. There is Junior Brother Lao!" the monkey said to the pig Gohan.
Pig Gohan didn't talk nonsense. He carried the broccoli statue to the back of the main hall and saw a dry toilet behind the main hall.
"What a land of grain reincarnation, it's clearly an aqua toilet!" Pig Gohan muttered, "But Sanqing is a perfect match for an aqua toilet!"
After he threw the three idols into the toilet, he and his brothers happily ate the offerings. No matter what kind of snacks, cakes, pancakes, steamed cakes, Pig Gohan can enjoy them all.
"Hey, these are much better than hot pot!" He couldn't help but say.
"Idiot, don't let Master hear what you said! You are the one who eats the most hot pot every time. You drink the hot pot soup base, and you still say that the hot pot is not delicious!" The monkey ate a few fruits and stopped. Eat again. He couldn't help but say when he heard Pig Gohan say these were more delicious than hot pot.
"Brother, no matter how delicious the hot pot is, you shouldn't eat it every day!" Pig Gohan said inarticulately with a mouth full of pastries, "Even if it's stewed in a spicy iron pot, you shouldn't eat it every day!"
"This..." Monkey thought about it and realized the same thing. "You idiot does have a point."
The three brothers were chatting while eating, but a Taoist boy overheard them. The Taoist boy left his handbell in the main hall, fearing that the master would blame him, so he wanted to take it back secretly. Unexpectedly, I heard someone talking in the hall.
I secretly glanced outside the main hall and saw the broccoli eating the offerings with its big mouth open, the tentacles on its head floating around, and chattering to the big radish and big pepper next to it.
Is it a god or an evil spirit?
The boy's heart was pounding in fear, and he quickly covered his mouth and went to find his master, the Great Immortal Huli.
The three of them, Hu Li Daxian, had not yet fallen asleep. Hearing what the Taoist said, they laughed and said: "Good thing! Good thing! It must be Grandpa Sanqing's appearance! Junior brothers, come with me to have a look!"
"Okay!" Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli said with joy when they heard that the Sanqing was revealed. The three of them led more than a dozen disciples to the main hall and saw Sanqing holding the altar, but all the offerings on the altar had been eaten.
Immortal Huli saw the offerings below. Those with skins were peeled off and those with cores spit out the cores. He said: "Grandpa Sanqing has appeared! He must not have left yet!"
After saying that, he bowed down to the statue of Sanqing. Following his bow, his two junior brothers and a dozen disciples also bowed in obeisance.
"The little tiger tiger, the little deer deer, the little sheep sheep, etc. have established religions and destroyed the monks, and worshiped Grandpa Sanqing. They have been working hard for several years, even at night, holding candles all night long to make the day fragrant. Now, thanks to Grandpa Sanqing's holy drive, I hope to give you some gold. Dan Holy Water!" Great Immortal Huli said respectfully.
"It's broken!" Pig Gohan tried his best to send a message to the monkey and said: "We finished eating and didn't run away. We were caught!"
The monkey looked at the monster below who called himself a little tiger, a little deer, a little sheep, etc. He rolled his eyes and said: "Junior fairy, please don't say goodbye. We who came up from the Peach Fair have never brought the golden elixir and holy water. I’ll give it to you another day.”
This is the word "drag" used.
Hearing Sanqing's true reply to them, the three great immortals could not help but be overjoyed and said one by one: "Grandpa! It's very rare for a living deity to come to earth. I hope you can find a way to live forever!"
Immortal Luli came forward and bowed and said: "Yangchen bowed his head, and I am sincere in my sincerity. I have returned to my fate, and I look up to the Three Pure Ones. Since I came to this world, I have promoted Taoism and eliminated monks. The king is happy and respects Xuanling. Luo Tianda I prayed and read the scriptures all night long. Fortunately, the Heavenly Lord did not abandon me, and came to the court to pray and pray for me. I will keep some holy water to extend my life to my disciples."
Sha Wutian frowned and said in a voice: "Elder brother, they came to pray again, how about it?"
The monkey said: "Give it to them!"
"The younger immortal, you don't need to bow down!" The monkey said in a pretentious manner: "I don't want to leave some holy water with you, but I am destined to do it today, so you go and get some utensils!"
The three of them bowed their heads and thanked each other! Immortal Huli found a large vat, Immortal Luli brought a sand basin, and Immortal Yangli brought a vase.
"You all go out and cover the doors and windows! Don't reveal the secret!" the monkey said again.
The three immortals and a dozen Taoist priests went out and covered the doors and windows without looking inside.
"Brother, where can we get holy water?" Pig Gohan couldn't help but said when he saw them all going out.
"Hmph~" The monkey smiled, lifted up his trouser legs, started peeing in front of the vase, and said, "Isn't this all there is?"
Pig Gohan took a look and realized that this monkey was the bad one! He also talked about his trousers and started peeing against the big penis, and he peed half a tank. Sha Wutian urinated into the sand basin.
"This won't work, it's easy to get fooled!" The monkey looked at the three pots of urine, thought for a while, took out the hot pot base from his arms and put it into the three pots of urine, and then cast a spell to make the hot pot base melt.
"Brother, you still have more ideas!" Pig Gohan couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he saw the monkey's actions.
When the three people sat on the altar again, the monkey shouted: "Junior immortal, you can come in!" The three immortals filed in immediately, and the great immortal Huli took a big drink and took a sip.
"Brother, what does this holy water taste like?" Immortal Lu Li looked at Immortal Hu Li and asked.
"Nutty, spicy, fresh, and fragrant!" Huli Daxian said after tasting it.
I wish book friend Zichen a smooth operation and overcome the disease! (This chapter was posted in error! The missing chapter will be posted tomorrow!)
(End of this chapter)
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