Taoist Myth: I am the last true immortal in the world

Chapter 21
"Wu Lu! Wu Lu!"

"Why did you get into the water?"

"Oh my god, I'm freezing to death."

There was a commotion outside.

Obviously, Chen Yun eliminated the evil ghost and freed everyone from the hallucination.

As soon as he heard that everyone was waking up, he was afraid that someone would come over and take away the white jade beads, and he didn't care whether there was a smell of urine or not, so he grabbed them and hid them in his pocket.

Chen Yun then waved his right hand and couldn't help but put the tip of his nose to sniff.

then……

vomit!
The smell of urine almost made him vomit.

Well, the boy's urine is really stinky. Moreover, Chen Yun is currently in the stage of being angry and clearing the disease, and his body will excrete some toxins. It is normal for the urine to smell a little stinky.

"This white jade bead is a treasure. Let alone urine, even if it is stained with feces, I have to put it away."

Chen Yun planned to do some research when he went back to see what the white jade beads did.

Just about to leave the east wing.

Suddenly, another pig-killing cry rang out, "Ah! Who smashed my head! It hurts your Taoist master to death!"

Well, it’s Lin Chen’s pig-killing cry.

Chen Yun sweated and said to himself that Lin Chen must not know about this matter, otherwise he would be very resentful.

He thought as he walked out.

Step over the threshold.

Only then did Chen Yun clearly see the scenery inside the courtyard.

Red walls and blue tiles line the left and right sides.

In the distance are the cornices and steep towers, where you can reach the stars.

In front of the courtyard gate is a stone screen with carved green bamboo, lotus and moon.

I have to say, it's really beautiful here.

After all, it is a separate courtyard for rich people.

Chen Yun couldn't help but sigh, shook his head, and followed the sound along the corridor toward the first entrance to the hospital.

Just a few steps out, he saw a piece of yellow paper on the ground.

"Ok?"

Chen Yun used the bright white moonlight to take a closer look, "Isn't this the Zhong Kui Talisman?"

Why is Lin Chen's Zhong Kui Talisman here?

He thought about it carefully and knew what was going on.

As expected, Lin Chen couldn't help but run around the courtyard just now when he was deep in hallucinations, and he might have accidentally dropped the charm.

This thing seems to be very precious.

Chen Yun thought for a while, bent down to pick it up, and planned to return it to Lin Chen later.

I just picked up the Zhong Kui Talisman here.

Three or four people poured out of the Weeping Flower Gate.

It was Li Si, Manager Fang, Wu You and Wu Lu who was dripping wet and shivering.

I didn't see Zhang Qian and Lin Chen where they were.

Although Li Si, Manager Fang and Wu You were not as miserable as Wu Lu, the three of them were not much better.

Li Si's hair was disheveled and his face was half black and half white, as if he had just gotten into the stove.

Manager Fang's forehead was red and swollen, as if he had been hit hard by something.

There is also a blood mark on Wu You's neck, which may have been cut with a knife.

Chen Yun has observed so many situations so far, but he still has no way of knowing what is going on.

He had a relatively good relationship with Li Si, so he quickly stepped forward and asked, "Senior Brother Li, what's wrong with you?"

Li Si smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't know what was going on just now. One moment I was chatting and laughing with everyone, but the next moment my vision went dark. After I pulled out my head, I realized that I was in the kitchen."

Manager Fang also smiled wryly, "I'm just like an old man. My head seems to be in a daze. As soon as I wake up, I realize that I'm hitting the wall. Oops, I have a headache."

"You guys are pretty good." Wu You said with a sad face: "When I woke up, I found that I was killing myself. If I wake up later, you can have a feast tonight!"

"Stop... stop talking, I'm freezing to death." Wu Lu kept shivering, his teeth chattering and he asked: "What... just happened?"

Li Si, Manager Fang and Wu Youquan looked at him with puzzled faces.

Chen Yunsheng was afraid that others would know about the white jade beads and attract covetousness, so he said lightly: "Oh, I just accidentally ran into the east chamber and found the traces of the evil ghost. Then I peeed a little boy's urine and eliminated the evil ghost. .”

There was no way to hide the puddle of urine in the main room, otherwise he would definitely say that the devil was burned to death with a fire.

Manager Fang was dumbfounded when he heard this, and stammered: "Children... can children's urine also drive away ghosts?"

Li Si explained: "Child urine is masculine, and it can indeed cause great harm to ghosts. Of course, if it is a particularly powerful ghost, boy urine will be useless. This evil ghost may not be very powerful, so he was poured to death by boy urine." "

Wu You and Wu Lu were thoughtful.

After Li Si finished explaining, he looked at Chen Yun with a grateful face, "Junior brother Chen, thanks to you today, otherwise we would be in misery. And you are so clever, you even thought of children peeing to drive away ghosts."

Chen Yun said modestly: "It's good luck, I hit it by mistake."

"Whether it was an accident or not, Chen Xianchang saved the lives of several of us today." Manager Fang bowed with tears of gratitude, "The grace of saving lives is unforgettable, and I will remember it in my heart."

"Yes, thank you Chen Xianchang for saving your life."

"Without you today, our lives would have been lost."

Wu Lu and Wu You followed closely to express their thanks.

A few people were chatting when two footsteps sounded behind them, and Lin Chen yelled "ouch".

Chen Yun turned his head and took a look, only to see Zhang Qian supporting Lin Chen, while Lin Chen covered the back of his head with one hand.

"Senior Brother Zhang, Senior Brother Lin, are you okay?"

"Xianchang Lin, Xianchang Zhang, are you injured?"

A group of people rushed up and asked with concern.

Zhang Qian said hurriedly: "I'm fine. Senior Brother Lin broke the back of his head somehow. He's bleeding profusely. How about asking a doctor to give him some medicine?"

Manager Fang said hurriedly: "I have a doctor in charge of the Wu Mansion. Please follow me back to the manor first."

Lin Chen was injured a bit seriously, so everyone hurriedly stepped forward to help him.

Chen Yun was also worried about Lin Chen's injuries. After all, he was injured by himself, and he even forgot to return the Zhong Kui Talisman.

He felt a little guilty at first, but after careful inspection, he found that the injury on the back of Lin Chen's head was far more serious than the one he had hit him just now. It was estimated that he had hit something else and it was probably not caused by himself.

Chen Yun felt better now.

On the way back, Lin Chen and Zhang Qian asked about the situation.

Li Si quickly repeated what Chen Yun said just now.

Zhang Qian and Lin Chen were astonished after hearing this, and praised Chen Yun repeatedly for his great luck and that he was a lucky person. He was able to accidentally kill the evil ghost in such a dangerous situation. He was really lucky.Chen Yun said a few words more modestly.

……

Not long after, we returned to Wu Mansion.

When Mr. Wu heard that everyone was injured, he immediately asked his servants to call Dr. Zhou, a master of the apricot forest who was in charge of the mansion.

Doctor Zhou checked everyone one by one and made sure there was nothing serious, then applied medicine one by one, and also wrote several prescriptions for the injured people to take as directed.

After finishing his work, Dr. Zhou left.

Gentleman Wu looked very sorry on his face when he saw the injured people.

He said to the maid next to him: "Xiao Cui, get the gold ingot."

The maid in a green dress responded and left immediately.

Chen Yun sat there and remained silent.

Lin Chen, Zhang Qian and Li Si had a bad start today and lost face, so naturally they had nothing to say.

On the contrary, Manager Fang and Wu You kept praising Chen Yun for being so good at killing the evil ghost with one move.

They were quite clever, they didn't mention the boy's urine at all, they only said that Chen Yun used magic to drive away ghosts.

As for Wu Lu, he went to change clothes early because he was soaked all over.

Hearing this, Mr. Wu glanced sideways at Chen Yun, who was sitting upright with a calm expression, and thought to himself that it turns out that this immortal is the truly powerful master.

After a while, the maid came in carrying a wooden tray.

There are several small gold ingots placed on the wooden tray.

After Mr. Wu glanced at it, he stood up and cupped his hands to Chen Yun and others and said: "Thank you all the immortals for risking your lives to exorcise ghosts in my other courtyard. It's just a small thing but disrespectful. I hope the immortals can accept it with a smile."

This job of exorcising ghosts was taken over by Lin Chen, so it was naturally impossible for Chen Yun to speak.

Lin Chen glanced at the gold ingot on the wooden plate and was startled, "Mr. Wu, are you mistaken? We agreed on ten taels of gold before, but now you have almost 20 taels. We deserve it."

It can be seen that he is very professional and ethical. He will pay whatever price is negotiated, and he does not see others being too greedy for money.

Chen Yunting likes Lin Chen's temperament and feels that if such a person goes into business, he will definitely make a difference.

"Hey." Mr. Wu waved his hand and said with a guilty look on his face: "At first, we were talking about ten taels of gold, but the immortals were injured because of this. The extra ten taels of gold was Wu's compensation for your medical expenses. I hope Immortals, please don’t dislike me, otherwise you will have trouble sleeping and eating."

Seeing that the other party had reached this point, Lin Chen couldn't continue to refuse. He stood up, bowed and saluted: "Okay, then Lin will thank Mr. Wu on behalf of all the brothers."

Later, Lin Chen collected the gold.

Everyone sat and chatted for a while, and then Lin Chen stood up and left.

Chen Yun, Zhang Qian and Li Si followed Lin Chen and left.

Gentleman Wu originally wanted to host a banquet, but several people were injured and no one was in the mood to eat or drink.

Mr. Wu personally sent the four people out the door.

It was completely different from the attitude of asking everyone to wait at the beginning.

It can be seen that Mr. Wu is a very realistic person and only respects people with real ability.

outside the house.

Gentleman Wu took Chen Yun's left hand affectionately and said, "You immortals will often come to my Wu Mansion to sit down when you come down from the mountain. Wu can't guarantee that other things, such as good wine and good food, will be prepared."

Everyone could tell that what he said seemed to be addressed to the four of them, but in fact he was speaking to Chen Yun.

"it is good."

"Come and chat later when you have time."

"Mr. Wu, please go back. We are going back to the mountain too."

Chen Yun, Lin Chen and others replied a few words.

Mr. Wu then led his servants back to the mansion.

As soon as the Wu family closed the door, Lin Chen immediately took out the gold ingot.

He said directly to Zhang Qian and Li Si: "Junior brother Chen saved us today, so he should take more money. Do you have any objections?"

"No."

"Junior Brother Chen should really take more. Without him, our lives would have been lost."

Zhang Qian and Li Si escaped from death, do you have any opinions?
Chen Yun declined, but Lin Chen, Zhang Qian and Li Sifeng asked him to get more gold ingots.

In the end, it was too much to refuse the kindness, so he could only accept eight taels of gold.

The other 12 were divided equally between two and three people, and one person got four taels of gold.

I made eight taels of gold in one night!

That’s 80 taels of grain silver!
Even though Chen Yun wanted to ask for help, his heart was beating fast at the moment because he was confused by money.

After all, eight taels of gold is too much. If an ordinary person works as a coolie, he may have to work without food or drink for six or seven years.

Just put away the gold.

Chen Yun looked up and saw Lin Chen looking at him "affectionately".

His heart tightened, wondering if this guy likes having sex, right?

Fortunately, Lin Chen quickly told the reason.

He said with a grateful face: "Junior Brother Chen, I originally wanted to bring you to make some money, but I didn't expect... I didn't expect... Oh, I didn't expect you saved me. I'm really grateful to you in the future." If anything happens, just tell me, I, Lin, will go through fire and water without hesitation."

Zhang Qian said hurriedly: "Me too."

Li Si also nodded, "Me too."

Chen Yun still knows how to behave, and said with a smile: "Senior brothers, no matter what polite words you say, we are all brothers."

"Yes! They are all brothers!" Lin Chen stretched out his hand and grasped Chen Yun's right hand, "When we return to the Taoist temple, let's marry Jinlan. We will share blessings and share hardships in the future."

"Okay, we will marry Jinlan."

"Blessings and hardships alike!"

Zhang Qian and Li Si also put their hands on the backs of their hands.

Although Chen Yun didn't like this kind of thing very much, he knew that he couldn't disgrace everyone, so he responded generously.

Afterwards, everyone withdrew their hands and were about to return to the mountain.

Suddenly, Lin Chen sniffed and said, "Brothers, do you smell anything?"

Zhang Qian sniffed and said, "No."

Li Si also looked around and smelled, shook his head and said: "No."

Lin Chen seemed to have discovered something. He put the right palm that had just held Chen Yun's hand to his nose and smelled it.

then……

vomit!
Lin Chen almost vomited due to the smell of urine.

Chen Yun stood there silently, saying to himself that it is not good for you to grab my hand, but the one that is stained with urine.

(End of this chapter)