Taoist Myth: I am the last true immortal in the world

Chapter 34 Are you a granite person?
This heavy rain doesn't seem to stop.

Chen Yun waited for two hours in Jin Qiaoqiao's boudoir. Not only did he not expect the heavy rain to stop, on the contrary, it rained even harder.

During this period, he was invited by Jin Qiaoqiao to have dinner.

Chen Yun suspected that Jin Qiaoqiao was a demon, so he agreed, but in fact he didn't eat a bite of the food.

On the contrary, Jin Qiaoqiao was in a good mood and drank some wine.

No, as soon as the maids put away the tableware and closed the door, Jin Qiaoqiao was so drunk that Chen Yun helped her back inside to rest.

"Ouch, I'm a little dizzy."

Jin Qiaoqiao half leaned in Chen Yun's arms, acting very delicate.

It's better that she doesn't speak.

As soon as he spoke, a faint smell of alcohol and an unknown aroma came to his face.

Chen Yun instinctively looked down and saw Jin Qiaoqiao Xiafei's cheeks and her gorgeous red lips very close at hand. It seemed that he could kiss her just by leaning closer.

His heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason.

Now Jin Qiaoqiao was slightly drunk and acted very proactively, as if he could do indescribable things as long as he wanted to.

It's just that Chen Yun has been malnourished since he was a child, and his body bones haven't grown fully yet. He is really brave and unable to do what he wants.

Furthermore, he felt something was wrong with Jin Qiaoqiao from the beginning and was defensive.

Therefore, Chen Yun quickly turned his head away from staring at Jin Qiaoqiao.

He quickened his pace and helped Jin Qiaoqiao to the pink brocade bed, "Miss Qiao, lie down for a while."

Jin Qiaoqiao seemed to be irritated, and took the initiative to hook Chen Yun's neck with both hands, and said slightly coquettishly: "No, I want you to carry me to bed."

Chen Yun: "..."

Nima!

Do you really think of me as a child?
Any normal person can see that there is something wrong with you!
Although in this society similar to the Tang Dynasty in ancient China, women are relatively more open-minded, but they are not so open-minded as to just meet a man a few times, right?
Chen Yun estimated that although Jin Qiaoqiao had ulterior motives, he didn't know anything about men and women, so he would only use his "body" to seduce him.

If it were a normal ancient man, he would definitely be fascinated and dizzy.

After all, throwing yourself into someone's arms is something worth bragging about for most men.

With a beautiful woman by his side and bragging rights afterward, who wouldn't be tempted?
Chen Yun had been on guard for a long time, how could he be seduced by him?
He even had more doubts in his mind.

Could it be that she is really a monster?

It's just that the Taoism is not enough. Only by doing casual things can we attract people's yang energy?
Not to mention, he was half right.

Although He Xiangu is not a demon, she was accepted as a disciple by Lu Dongbin when she was a teenager. She has never experienced any relationship between a man and a woman. Naturally, she does not have any "seduce" skills. She only instinctively knows how to seduce physically.

Fortunately, it was He Xiangu who replaced Zhong Liquan to test Chen Yun this time, and so many flaws were revealed.

If it were Zhong Liquan who tried it in person, I am afraid that Chen Yun would be deceived no matter what unless he was really determined to seek the truth.

When he thought something was wrong, Chen Yun suddenly felt that Jin Qiaoqiao, who was supporting him, was like a hot potato.

He quickly broke away from the other person's surroundings and pushed the other person onto the bed hastily.

"Ouch." Jin Qiaoqiao exclaimed. She propped her arms on the bed, lifted up her skirt a little, and posed as if she wanted to taste it. Then she reached out and patted her legs, "Master Chen, sit here."

Chen Yunxin said, "You think I'm stupid."

Things can be done casually for a while, but what's the use if your life is lost?

Moreover, my current ability to make instantaneous results is not very strong, and I really don’t have much desire in this regard.

He refused righteously and said: "Qiao girl, please respect yourself!"

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Jin Qiaoqiao immediately changed another method.

"Woo... woo woo."

She sat on the bed and sobbed softly.

In Jin Qiaoqiao's opinion, men hate seeing women cry.

She puts on such a pitiful look, Chen Yun will definitely feel pity for her.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yun turned around and walked out, "Miss Qiao, say goodbye!"

Jin Qiaoqiao: "..."

Are you a granite person?
She was confused by Chen Yun's attitude.

It's just that she doesn't know whether Chen Yun is a true gentleman or just pretending to be himself.

The real character has not been tested yet.

Of course, how could Jin Qiaoqiao let Chen Yun go like this?

She suddenly sat up straight and said in a playful tone: "Daozhang Chen, if you take two more steps, I will scream loudly and you will be molested. When the time comes, the servants will come and capture you and send you to the Yamen. Your face will be on my face." It won’t look very good.”

Chen Yun was helpless, turned around, frowned and said bluntly: "Miss Qiao, tell me, what is your purpose? If Chen can achieve it, I will definitely be satisfied, please don't harm me again."

"I don't have any purpose." Jin Qiaoqiao said with a look in his eyes, "I just saw that you are handsome, Taoist Master Chen, and I felt happy. I wanted to chat with you for a while."

Chen Yundao: "It's okay to chat for a while, but please don't do that."

Jin Qiaoqiao blinked, "What kind?"

Chen Yun was too lazy to argue with her, "You know it yourself."

"Okay, can't I just obey you?" Jin Qiaoqiao patted the edge of the bed again, "Sit over here."

Chen Yun shook his head, "No, I can chat with you even while standing."

Jin Qiaoqiao saw that he was not getting enough, so she had no choice but to threaten again: "If you don't sit over here, I'm really going to shout out loud about indecency."

I go!

Are you convinced of me?
Not to mention, Chen Yun was really afraid of Jin Qiaoqiao making trouble.Don't really send yourself to jail later.

When the time comes, let alone asking for immortality, it will be good enough if you don't suffer any sin.

He suppressed the displeasure in his heart and walked slowly to the edge of the bed, then sat down far away from Jin Qiaoqiao, "I'm sitting here, don't go too far."

"Okay, it's up to you, it's up to you."

Jin Qiaoqiao said so, but the person moved over.

Chen Yun wanted to hide.

Jin Qiaoqiao said: "I screamed!"

Chen Yun's teeth were itching with hatred, but he had no choice but to let her get closer.

Fortunately, this time Jin Qiaoqiao didn't behave as wildly as before. She just quietly leaned against Chen Yun's arm and started to miserably say, "Oh, actually I don't want to be like this."

Chen Yun said in confusion: "Oh."

Jin Qiaoqiao continued talking on her own, "My mother passed away when I was three years old, and my father was busy with official affairs. It can be said that I have been lonely since I was a child..."

She rambled on about her experiences from childhood to adulthood.

It was just that she was living a very hard life. Although her family was rich, she was not happy inside.

These words sound very pitiful.

It's just that Chen Yun came from a modern society with an explosion of information and has very strong logical skills. After listening to it for a while, he found that Jin Qiaoqiao's story was full of loopholes.

He said to himself that even the female technicians at the foot bath shop who make up lies are more trustworthy and pitiful than you.

Somehow the female technician would say something about her father gambling on her mother and her sick brother studying.

You are lucky, your family is rich, and you tell me that you have Jade Syndrome?
Is it possible that I believed you?
Chen Yun simply didn't answer and let Jin Qiaoqiao talk to himself.

I probably talked for a while.

Seeing that Chen Yun was unmoved, Jin Qiaoqiao had to change his approach again.

She took the initiative to hook Chen Yun's neck again.

Chen Yun instinctively wanted to hide.

Jin Qiaoqiao used the same trick again, "I shouted!"

Chen Yun rolled his eyes, "Is this the only way you've been tossing and turning?"

Jin Qiaoqiao said with a smile: "Who told you to do this?"

Chen Yun was so controlled by her that she wanted to hide but was afraid that the other person would really scream, so she had no choice but to let the other person hug her.

At this moment, Jin Qiaoqiao became dishonest again.

While blowing hot air into Chen Yun's ear, she grabbed Chen Yun's hand and said, "I feel sorry for you. Please feel for me to see if I have any heart disease."

Chen Yun was really afraid that if he couldn't bear it any longer, he would be killed by the other party later.

He quickly took out his hand and warned: "If you keep doing this, I'm going to leave."

"If you dare to leave, I'll scream!" Jin Qiaoqiao threatened again.

No matter how good-tempered Chen Yun is, he gets angry when he is threatened by women one after another, "Just scream, the worst is that I will be arrested!"

Yes, he was betting that his intuition was accurate. The other party had ulterior motives and would not really wake up and escort him to the Yamen and imprison him.

What if the bet is wrong?
Chen Yun also has a way.

what way?

It's very simple. First, raise your hand and put it next to your nose, and then...then what, pinch your nose and admit it.

Fortunately, the bet was right!
Jin Qiaoqiao's movements were stagnant, as if he didn't know how to deal with the current situation.

Chen Yunyi saw through the opponent's move.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he simply broke away from the opponent's jade arm and said, "I'm leaving. If you want to scream, just scream. I, Chen Yun, am not afraid of going to jail."

After saying that, he walked straight out and plunged into the heavy rain.

This time Jin Qiaoqiao didn't stop him.

She sat upright for a while, looking out with interest.

"This boy is determined and seems to be very determined in his pursuit of truth. He seems to be a malleable talent."

As she spoke, Jin Qiaoqiao's whole body surged with pure energy, transforming into a stunningly beautiful woman holding a lotus in her hand.

It was none other than He Xiangu, one of the Eight Immortals.

Of course, this is not the original deity, but one of the billions of clones of the Yang God.

Not only Jin Qiaoqiao and all the furniture of the Jin family are the incarnations of He Xiangu.

Including the few people Chen Yun asked for when he came, they were all her incarnations.

The moment Jin Qiaoqiao transformed into He Xiangu, the surrounding mansions and pavilions gradually became illusory and disappeared.

At the same time, the heavy rain stopped.

The dark clouds in the sky were pushed aside, revealing a starry night sky.

He Xiangu's figure gradually faded, and she was still thinking secretly in her heart, "As long as he can pass the test of power, he should be worthy of being accepted by the Patriarch as a disciple of the Taoist Temple. Let's try again in a few days."

Suddenly, He Xiangu, whose original form was about to disappear, condensed into a figure again.

She looked towards the south with a puzzled look on her face, "Huh? It's such a strong evil spirit! No, I'll follow him and have a look, and secretly escort him back to the Taoist temple, otherwise this kid will definitely die if he encounters an evil spirit."

(End of this chapter)