The Rise of the Star Panda
37 Jailbreak
37 Jailbreak
【What? 】Li Bai was about to fall asleep in a daze, and he didn't even react when he heard the words.
Tang Zhening expressed his thoughts: [Do you think that if we climb over the wall and escape from prison, those two-legged beasts will be frightened to death. 】
【ah? 】Li Bai was dumbfounded, 【What good will it do you to scare them to death? 】
【It's very interesting. ] Tang Zhening couldn't help laughing and said: [I just want to laugh just thinking about it. 】
Li Bai's eyes widened, as if to say: I never saw you were such a bear before.
[No, don't cause trouble, the parents will be angry. 】 Li Bai said.
Tang Zhening tilted his head, "Then let them be angry." 】
what?
Li Bai was about to say something when he looked up and saw that Tang Zhening had already stood up and ran towards the wall.
"Look, what is Tang Tang doing? She's running over!" At this time, a sharp-eyed tourist pointed at Tang Zhening and shouted.
At this time, other tourists also looked over.
——Although there are some old fans of the panda museum who come here to see the pandas, most of them come here for the reputation of Tang Zhening’s spirit animal.
Feeling the eyes of the tourists looking over, Tang Zhening no longer felt the discomfort just now, but only felt extremely excited.
Probably because some of Tang Zhening's group became spiritual beasts and some became strange beasts, the breeders raised a two-meter-high fence on the outfield wall.In addition, it had rained for several days recently, so there was a lot of moss on the wall.
Not to mention, it was really difficult for Tang Zhening to climb up.But it doesn't matter, she has a trick up her sleeve.
Tang Zhening raised his head and his eyes fell on the water pipe on the wall.The water pipe is not very thick, but there is a monitoring bracket diagonally above it. If you go faster, you should be able to climb up the fence and climb out.
Thinking like this, she rushed over, rubbed against the slippery wall a few times, then climbed onto the water pipe, and then the monitoring bracket.She quickly grabbed the fence again before the monitoring bracket broke under her weight.
The fence was made of wire mesh, so Tang Zhening had a good grip.
Once you get to this point, the rest is easy.
Tang Zhening climbed up and climbed out of the wall amidst the screams of the tourists.
Surprisingly, although some tourists fled in fear, many more stayed.
A sweet smell penetrated the tip of his nose. Tang Zhening sniffed and finally found the source of the smell - an egg roll in the hand of a seven or eight-year-old girl.
It must be a sandwich egg roll.
With this thought in mind, Tang Zhening stepped forward, and the crowd made way for her until she came to the little girl.
The little girl was obviously frightened and a little dazed, but she didn't cry.
Tang Zhening reached out and took the egg roll from her hand and put it in his mouth. That's right, it tasted like this. The outside was crispy and the filling was full of milk flavor.
"Ah, Tangtang is so cute! Why didn't I think of bringing egg rolls!" Some tourists nearby started talking.
The little girl seemed to react belatedly, tears brewing in her eyes.
Tang Zhening tilted his head, grabbed a bright yellow camellia from the flower bed nearby and stuffed it into her hand. He cried twice, "Don't cry, I'll give you a little flower." 】
"Ahhhhhh, I'm going to be so cute!"
"I really want to steal a panda!"
"Mom, I met the cat of my dreams!"
……
There were screams one after another from the crowd of tourists.
"Tangtang, do you want to eat cake? I have cake here."
"I have Muda's juice here, Tangtang, do you want to eat it?"
"Tangtang, do you want to drink milk tea?"
"I have puffs, Tangtang, come to my arms quickly!"...
When it comes to feeding tourists, Tang Zhening does not reject anyone who comes.Anyway, Li Bai said that the intestines and stomachs of spirit beasts are very powerful, and I have never heard of spirit beasts eating bad things.
When the parents and nurses arrived, they saw this scene.
They were all stunned, but Grandpa Ling was the first to react and shouted: "Don't feed me randomly, be careful of Tangtang's indigestion!"
Hearing this, Tang Zhening immediately sucked all the milk tea in his hand into his stomach, then threw away the empty cup, trying to destroy the body and eliminate traces.
"You damn kid!" Grandpa Ling said angrily.
Tang Zhening hid behind the tourists, stuck half of his head out, and blinked at the parents and wet nurses with dark eyes.
After that, the keepers spent a lot of effort to break through the obstacles of the tourists and drag Tang Zhening back to the outfield.
[Tangtangtangtang, is the Twoleg food delicious? ] Cancan asked impatiently after just a while.
[It’s delicious, of course it’s delicious, but you can’t eat it. 】Tang Zhening was being ravaged in Grandpa Ling's arms. Hearing this, he answered with some difficulty.
[It’s okay, I’ll just try it. ] Cancan’s eyes rolled, [I will climb with you tomorrow. 】
【OK. 】Tang Tang was completely afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
[I want it too, I want it too! 】
The keepers have no idea what these little guys are up to.At this moment, they were looking at the Douyin page with mixed feelings and emotions.
"This...how did it get posted on Douyin so quickly? Why did those tourists edit their videos so quickly?"
"Uncle Ling, you don't understand. There are many Douyin anchors among the tourists here today."
"Exploding, bursting!"
"Is this... no problem? Didn't Tangtang want to keep a low profile?"
"It should be... no problem, right?" After saying this, Jiang Wangyue couldn't help but look at Daddy Song.
"It's okay, as long as the soul key is not exposed." Dad Song said.
After hearing what he said, Jiang Wangyue and the others relaxed.
"Just now there were tourists who didn't bring snacks and they were shouting that they wanted to send delicious food to Tangtang."
"Isn't it true that our Tangtang seems to have suddenly become a top-notch person?"
……
[Are you saying that you made such a big fuss today just for a little bit of human food? ] Li Bai muttered to Tang Zhening.
If Tang Zhening's tail hadn't been too short, he would have been wagging his tail proudly.
[Tell me, how many pandas have drank milk tea, egg rolls, cakes, puffs, juice, etc.? ] She smiled and said: [This is a big gain. 】
Li Bai almost choked to death, "You...your temper is okay now, but you won't be able to interact with people like this when you transform into a human in the future."Human beings are cute and careless. If you accidentally offend someone like this, you may not even know that they will stumble you later. 】
He had a bad feeling in his heart. Tangtang's temperament would cause trouble. In the future...
[Then let’s wait until we turn into human form. ] Tang Zhening said indifferently.
She didn't have this temperament when she was a person, but she was very popular. When her son was in school, she was easily acquainted with nearly half of the teachers in the school, and most of her classmates' parents became friends.The employees in Dogman's shop were also instigated by her to become her spies.
To be honest, in her previous life, in the eyes of others, she was a combination of social cow + conspicuous bag.
Prison escape is not something that pandas have never done before in reality. The bear in question was Meng Lan, the famous third prince of Xizhimen, the IQ ceiling in the panda world.
(End of this chapter)
【What? 】Li Bai was about to fall asleep in a daze, and he didn't even react when he heard the words.
Tang Zhening expressed his thoughts: [Do you think that if we climb over the wall and escape from prison, those two-legged beasts will be frightened to death. 】
【ah? 】Li Bai was dumbfounded, 【What good will it do you to scare them to death? 】
【It's very interesting. ] Tang Zhening couldn't help laughing and said: [I just want to laugh just thinking about it. 】
Li Bai's eyes widened, as if to say: I never saw you were such a bear before.
[No, don't cause trouble, the parents will be angry. 】 Li Bai said.
Tang Zhening tilted his head, "Then let them be angry." 】
what?
Li Bai was about to say something when he looked up and saw that Tang Zhening had already stood up and ran towards the wall.
"Look, what is Tang Tang doing? She's running over!" At this time, a sharp-eyed tourist pointed at Tang Zhening and shouted.
At this time, other tourists also looked over.
——Although there are some old fans of the panda museum who come here to see the pandas, most of them come here for the reputation of Tang Zhening’s spirit animal.
Feeling the eyes of the tourists looking over, Tang Zhening no longer felt the discomfort just now, but only felt extremely excited.
Probably because some of Tang Zhening's group became spiritual beasts and some became strange beasts, the breeders raised a two-meter-high fence on the outfield wall.In addition, it had rained for several days recently, so there was a lot of moss on the wall.
Not to mention, it was really difficult for Tang Zhening to climb up.But it doesn't matter, she has a trick up her sleeve.
Tang Zhening raised his head and his eyes fell on the water pipe on the wall.The water pipe is not very thick, but there is a monitoring bracket diagonally above it. If you go faster, you should be able to climb up the fence and climb out.
Thinking like this, she rushed over, rubbed against the slippery wall a few times, then climbed onto the water pipe, and then the monitoring bracket.She quickly grabbed the fence again before the monitoring bracket broke under her weight.
The fence was made of wire mesh, so Tang Zhening had a good grip.
Once you get to this point, the rest is easy.
Tang Zhening climbed up and climbed out of the wall amidst the screams of the tourists.
Surprisingly, although some tourists fled in fear, many more stayed.
A sweet smell penetrated the tip of his nose. Tang Zhening sniffed and finally found the source of the smell - an egg roll in the hand of a seven or eight-year-old girl.
It must be a sandwich egg roll.
With this thought in mind, Tang Zhening stepped forward, and the crowd made way for her until she came to the little girl.
The little girl was obviously frightened and a little dazed, but she didn't cry.
Tang Zhening reached out and took the egg roll from her hand and put it in his mouth. That's right, it tasted like this. The outside was crispy and the filling was full of milk flavor.
"Ah, Tangtang is so cute! Why didn't I think of bringing egg rolls!" Some tourists nearby started talking.
The little girl seemed to react belatedly, tears brewing in her eyes.
Tang Zhening tilted his head, grabbed a bright yellow camellia from the flower bed nearby and stuffed it into her hand. He cried twice, "Don't cry, I'll give you a little flower." 】
"Ahhhhhh, I'm going to be so cute!"
"I really want to steal a panda!"
"Mom, I met the cat of my dreams!"
……
There were screams one after another from the crowd of tourists.
"Tangtang, do you want to eat cake? I have cake here."
"I have Muda's juice here, Tangtang, do you want to eat it?"
"Tangtang, do you want to drink milk tea?"
"I have puffs, Tangtang, come to my arms quickly!"...
When it comes to feeding tourists, Tang Zhening does not reject anyone who comes.Anyway, Li Bai said that the intestines and stomachs of spirit beasts are very powerful, and I have never heard of spirit beasts eating bad things.
When the parents and nurses arrived, they saw this scene.
They were all stunned, but Grandpa Ling was the first to react and shouted: "Don't feed me randomly, be careful of Tangtang's indigestion!"
Hearing this, Tang Zhening immediately sucked all the milk tea in his hand into his stomach, then threw away the empty cup, trying to destroy the body and eliminate traces.
"You damn kid!" Grandpa Ling said angrily.
Tang Zhening hid behind the tourists, stuck half of his head out, and blinked at the parents and wet nurses with dark eyes.
After that, the keepers spent a lot of effort to break through the obstacles of the tourists and drag Tang Zhening back to the outfield.
[Tangtangtangtang, is the Twoleg food delicious? ] Cancan asked impatiently after just a while.
[It’s delicious, of course it’s delicious, but you can’t eat it. 】Tang Zhening was being ravaged in Grandpa Ling's arms. Hearing this, he answered with some difficulty.
[It’s okay, I’ll just try it. ] Cancan’s eyes rolled, [I will climb with you tomorrow. 】
【OK. 】Tang Tang was completely afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
[I want it too, I want it too! 】
The keepers have no idea what these little guys are up to.At this moment, they were looking at the Douyin page with mixed feelings and emotions.
"This...how did it get posted on Douyin so quickly? Why did those tourists edit their videos so quickly?"
"Uncle Ling, you don't understand. There are many Douyin anchors among the tourists here today."
"Exploding, bursting!"
"Is this... no problem? Didn't Tangtang want to keep a low profile?"
"It should be... no problem, right?" After saying this, Jiang Wangyue couldn't help but look at Daddy Song.
"It's okay, as long as the soul key is not exposed." Dad Song said.
After hearing what he said, Jiang Wangyue and the others relaxed.
"Just now there were tourists who didn't bring snacks and they were shouting that they wanted to send delicious food to Tangtang."
"Isn't it true that our Tangtang seems to have suddenly become a top-notch person?"
……
[Are you saying that you made such a big fuss today just for a little bit of human food? ] Li Bai muttered to Tang Zhening.
If Tang Zhening's tail hadn't been too short, he would have been wagging his tail proudly.
[Tell me, how many pandas have drank milk tea, egg rolls, cakes, puffs, juice, etc.? ] She smiled and said: [This is a big gain. 】
Li Bai almost choked to death, "You...your temper is okay now, but you won't be able to interact with people like this when you transform into a human in the future."Human beings are cute and careless. If you accidentally offend someone like this, you may not even know that they will stumble you later. 】
He had a bad feeling in his heart. Tangtang's temperament would cause trouble. In the future...
[Then let’s wait until we turn into human form. ] Tang Zhening said indifferently.
She didn't have this temperament when she was a person, but she was very popular. When her son was in school, she was easily acquainted with nearly half of the teachers in the school, and most of her classmates' parents became friends.The employees in Dogman's shop were also instigated by her to become her spies.
To be honest, in her previous life, in the eyes of others, she was a combination of social cow + conspicuous bag.
Prison escape is not something that pandas have never done before in reality. The bear in question was Meng Lan, the famous third prince of Xizhimen, the IQ ceiling in the panda world.
(End of this chapter)
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