Cannon fodder is a rebellious person, licking his lips just to save his life

Chapter 2 Change, stop grandma from moving forward
Zhuang Hongmei, as if she couldn't read other people's eyes, pulled Bai Yi and the others towards her with a smile, "Today is Su Su's birthday, of course we are here to wish Su Su a happy birthday."

"Bo Yi, hurry up and call someone."

Bai Yi greeted everyone present politely, "Auntie, uncle, grandma Yun, grandpa Yun, second brother Yunqi, brother Yunzong, sister Susu, uncle Su, uncle Xie, good afternoon."

She said this long list in one breath without taking a breath.

My lung capacity is amazing!Bai Yi gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

After she finished speaking, the whole place fell silent, and everyone's eyes were on her.

Two seconds later, Yun Zong's unhappy voice broke the silence, "Who is your brother? Please don't ask for relatives!"

He doesn't have such shameless relatives.

Yun Zong, the fourth brother of the heroine Yunsu, is a professional e-sports player. He is 23 years old, two years younger than Bai Yi.

Bai Yi immediately apologized, "Sorry, what do you want me to call you, Mr. Yunzong? Master Yunzong? Boss Yunzong? As long as you say a word, I will change my name for you at any time, I guarantee your satisfaction!"

Her tone is sincere and her attitude is on point, just like a customer service sister who has been in the industry for more than ten years.

Yun Zong: "..."

What does this damn green tea bitch mean?Have you changed to the yin and yang path?
【Ding!If you unconditionally and sincerely obey the task target Yun Zong, congratulations to the host for obtaining 2 licking points. 】

6 Ah, that’s okay too.

but……

[System, is it worth 5 licking dogs if you obey unconditionally?Why is the dog licking value 2? 】

What about the remaining three?Will the middlemen still make the difference?

System: [Because your obedience did not make the task target happy, it only has a dog-licking value of 2. 】

[…It’s really hard to guess what my brother is thinking. 】

This deducted three licking points from her, which really made the palace feel cold!
Bai Yisuo asked, "Aren't you happy like this?"If you are not satisfied with these titles, should you call him Zong Bao?I remember people on the Internet called it this. 】

Xie Wenli was drinking tea and almost burst into tears when he heard these words. The sincere expression of the girl standing in the middle gradually turned into thinking.

Does she really think about this?
Xie Wenli's eyes slowly moved to Bai Yi's unopened mouth, and his eyes narrowed.

He seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.

The room fell into a new round of silence.

Others were also confused by Bai Yi's somewhat abnormal behavior.

Yunsu's eyes stayed on Bai Yi for a moment, and a flash of unknown meaning quickly flashed in his eyes.

The silence in the room was broken again by Grandma Bai Yi, "Oh, Su Su is so beautiful today."

As she said that, she pushed Bai Yi away and went to sit next to Zhuang Ziyun. On the three-seater sofa, she insisted on pretending to be blind and squeezed in.

As she got closer, Yunqi's expression changed, and he was about to stand up to stop her movement.

But someone moved faster than him.

Bai Yi knew what her grandma was going to do. She was already prepared. When the other party made a move, she stepped forward and pulled her over.

With lightning speed, she pushed her grandma into an empty seat at the far end and sat down.

"I said grandma, what are you trying to squeeze in with such a big body? Don't you know how big your tonnage is? Can't you see there is room here?"

Zhuang Hongmei is a fat man who has been fat since childhood. Even though he is 70 years old now, his size is still not to be underestimated.

Bai Yi clearly remembered that in her previous life, her grandmother did not care about squeezing like this and broke her aunt's legs.

This kind of thing can't happen again. She wants to live longer in this life, but she can't offend the Yun family again. Offending the Yun family will be bad luck.

The room suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared blankly at Bai Yi who was standing there.She is good-looking, but not the kind that is stunning at first glance. She is the type that gets better and better the more she looks at her. She has a round face, bright eyes and white teeth, tall and slender figure. She is standing there in a white floral dress, as usual, It seems different.

Zhuang Hongmei sat on the chair and subconsciously wanted to get up. She said in disbelief, "Bo Yi, what did you just say?"

Did she hear it wrong? She seemed to have heard her always docile granddaughter criticizing her. It was so outrageous!

Bai Yi pressed her shoulders and pushed her back, "Mandarin, grandma, don't you understand what I'm saying in Mandarin? Are you deaf?"

"You shouldn't. You just asked me to remove your earwax yesterday."

Fortunately, she is very strong, otherwise it would be difficult to push back this tonnage.

Zhuang Hongmei's expression was chapped.

The expressions on other people's faces were even more exciting.

Hearing this, Xie Wenli couldn't hold back and burst into laughter. Everyone in the room turned their attention to him.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Xie Wenli pursed his lips tightly and suppressed his smile, "Sorry."

His eyes kept glancing at Boyi. Why hadn't he noticed before that this Boyi was also a comedian?

【Ding!Make the task target Xie Wenli happy for once. Congratulations to the host for getting 5 dog licking points. 】

【! ! !this is okay too! 】

Bai Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, it can still be like this!Then this task would be much simpler.

Xie Wenli's expression froze, his eyes looking at Bai Yi full of inquiry, and he observed the others calmly.

They don't seem to be able to hear this weird conversation?
Zhuang Ziyun was the first to come to her senses, and she said to Bai Yi calmly: "Bo Yi, just sit over there."

"Okay, grandma," Bai Yi sat down next to her grandma.

The episode just now did not have any impact on the Yun family. Everyone gathered around Yunsu and talked and laughed.

Bo Yi and her grandma sitting next to her instantly turned into a transparent background board.

When Zhuang Hongmei came back to her senses, she stared at Bai Yi with wide eyes. She lowered her voice and yelled angrily, "Bo Yi, what were you doing just now?!"

"You actually dare to tease me and talk to me like this. You little white-eyed wolf wants to die, don't you?!"

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand towards Bai Yi's arm with great force, trying to pinch her.

The two of them were very close to each other. When she was speaking, Bai Yi had already predicted her movements and stood up in a flash.

Zhuang Hongmei's huge body suddenly lost the support next to her, and she fell onto the sofa unexpectedly.

"Sorry, grandma, I have to go to the toilet."

Bai Yi calmly left these words and walked towards the toilet.

Zhuang Hongmei lying on the sofa: "???"

"Pfft~" Xie Wenli, who happened to witness this scene, couldn't help laughing again.

【Ding!Make the task target Xie Wenli happy for once. Congratulations to the host for getting 5 dog licking points. 】

Oh!Bai Yi was shocked!

This dog-licking thing is worth it so quickly!She hasn't done anything yet.

2 dog-licking points are exchanged for 1 hour. She has gained 5 hours of health without doing anything. Compared with the 2 dog-licking points, it is not too easy! !

Good people are safe for their lives!
Before leaving, Bai Yi looked deeply at Xie Wenli with grateful eyes.

The smile on Xie Wenli's face froze.

What exactly is this dog-licking value?
(End of this chapter)