With hundreds of millions of points of metaphysics, the fake daughter got into a love show by going

Inside the villa.

Lu Yuxing and Zhong Ziang are playing games in a team.

The operation of the other two teammates they randomly matched was not satisfactory. Lu Yuxing couldn't help but mocked: "No. 3 and No. 4, do you two have faith?"

The players on the opposite side seemed a little confused and responded with a lot of questions.

Lu Yuxing continued: "Let me ask you, do you believe in Buddhism? Do you not kill animals when playing games?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhong Ziang could no longer hold back his laughter, not because of these words, but because of Lu Yuxing's voice.

The barrage was full of laughter, everyone was laughing.

[No, Lu Ge’s headset in Lianzong was also processed with electronic sound?My family lives on land, so I can’t hear such a tidal sound]

[Hahahahahahahaha I’m going to laugh like crazy, is this the electronic male Dora! ! ! 】

【Don’t laugh when you meet someone on the road!He worked really hard yesterday when he sang. This year’s KPI has been completed. If you don’t believe me, if you search for “Standard Fortune Telling Rap”, it’s a single with over [-] million views on the platform]

This freestyle song, a collaboration with Shu Yao, quickly shot up the music APP rankings. It is magical and brainwashing, and coupled with the graphics, it makes it even more emotional.

Because she and Shu Yao were at the big show that day and sang happily all morning, Lu Yuxing came back with a slight fever. Now the fever is gone, but her voice is broken.

He was speaking now, hoarsely and weakly, and could only speak in a breathy voice, like a duck that had been scalded with half of its fur in boiling water and then resurrected.

There is life, but no strength.

As soon as Shu Yao opened the door, she heard Lu Yuxing's hoarse throat and spitting at each other, while Zhong Ziang fell on the sofa, holding his stomach and unable to straighten up.

The person on the other side didn’t know whether he understood or not, but Lu·Electronic Music Man Dora·Yu Xing kept typing, “Are you a master of human body tracing? You plan to kill all the chickens.”

Lu Yuxing's face was not very good. His throat hurt from the anger of those sand cup teammates. The electronic music boy Dora was about to turn into a rock music boy Dora, and he needed to roar before he could speak.

Zhong Ziang held his stomach that hurt from laughter and said hello: "Teacher Shabi, you are back."

Shu Yao nodded and asked, "What's wrong with his voice?"

"He was like this when he woke up this morning. The director asked a doctor to see him. It's just a little bit inflamed, so it's not a big problem."

Zhong Ziang looked at Shu Yao as if he were looking at the savior, "Teacher Shabi, can you play chicken?"

"It will happen, it will happen, that's me now."

He immediately threw the phone to Shu Yao like a hot potato.

Playing games with Lu Yuxing is too painful. It's not that he is not good at skills, but that he can't stand it and has to fight with others.

With his current voice, Zhong Ziang suppressed a smile as soon as he opened his mouth. The corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than 98K in the game, and his abdominal muscles deepened a lot when he laughed.

He couldn't help him, but now that the most powerful person in the villa was back, Zhong Ziang quickly gave up his phone.

"Teacher Shabi, it's up to you." After saying that, he also threw a big wink from a handsome guy.

Shu Yao reluctantly took it. She looked at the incomprehensible operations of teammates No. 3 and No. 4 in the game and asked directly: "Are you Calabash Boys saving grandpa? Send them off one by one."

Seeing the poisonous circle shrinking smaller and smaller, she drove the Sanbengzi to meet Lu Yuxing halfway, but the two teammates were at the edge of the poisonous circle, motionless, more peaceful than the tortoises who had lived for thousands of years.

She continued to turn on the microphone and reminded: "Brother Meng, we have contracted the poison. Are we hiding in the grass together to have confinement?"

The two finally ran 3 kilometers away from them. No. 4 commanded: "No. 2, I see you are carrying 98K on your back. When I arrive, set up a gun for me."

Before he could even run over, he was shot in the head just as he was crossing the street.

No. 2 Shu Yao said with difficulty: "Let me set up a gun for you. I can give you a field of view, but I am not showing you the feng shui of your grave. The feng shui is a different price."

No. 4, who is not yet dead, is full of resentment, but has no other choice. Because he is too far away from Shu Yao and the others, he can only wait quietly for death.

Since Shu Yao joined the game, Lu Yuxing's eyes have become brighter and brighter, and his mouth has never opened again. [Let’s never say that Sister Sha doesn’t care for Brother Lu anymore, throw all the good things to him, and don’t need him to fight against each other, he can handle it all by himself]

[Have you noticed that since Shu Yao appeared, Lu Yuxing’s face was almost crooked with a smile, and his teammates mocked him and stopped talking?]

[That’s not because Sister Sha is here!I also want to play games with Sister Sha, I feel safe]

No. 3 has always had zero kills, and his play style is extremely sloppy.

Others still have a full team of four, with Shu Yao and Lu Yuxing equaling 2-1. From time to time, their positions are forced to be exposed due to No. 3's operations.

During a firefight with a team, No. 3 fell down halfway because he wanted to lick the short side.

Shu Yao pointed at the gun and concluded: "My good teammate is one who runs away when he sees someone, falls down when someone comes, has bullets in the gun, and no one in the mirror. He is a man-machine, a bag-licking machine, and he is deaf and blind."

After the time limit has passed, good teammate No. 3 will be automatically boxed.

Shu Yao controlled the character and drove the three-bouncer to the green-lit box.

She circled around the box and danced again, as if practicing, and then said in surprise: "It turns out that the Peace Elite can kill people. I thought whoever searched for more equipment would win." .”

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately licked his teammate's box, which contained everything from drinks to adrenaline and medical kits, and even a 16x lens.

Shu Yao put it into her bag and asked with suspicion: "Are you really not the one sent by Rookie Station to deliver the express?"

I like to give away food when I have it, but I can really put it on, so it’s hard for people to refuse.

No. 3 who just died:
Shu Yao skillfully controls the characters in the game, and every shot hits the target accurately, with no miss.

Her body movements are flexible and her spear-pressing skills are extremely sharp.

Finally, the chicken logo appears on the screen.

Before quitting the game, Shu Yao did not forget to praise: "Brothers, you are so good at playing chicken. You are blind on a foggy day, deaf on a rainy day, and even better on a sunny day. You are a box."

"If you want to eat chicken, next time, why don't you put some rice on your phone, the chicken will be better than you."

Lu Yuxing and Shu Yao smiled at each other and high-fived each other in celebration.

Zhong Ziang handed over a cup of hot tea and said with a bright smile: "Teacher Shabi, why are you so powerful!"

Shu Yao stretched her arms and leaned on the back of the sofa. She took a sip of tea and said, "Well, that's a good compliment. I'll continue next time. I made a fortune today, and I'll pay the fifty cents to your account later."

[Sha sister cowhide! ! ! 】

[My mute groom, Brother Lu is still very handsome even though he doesn’t speak! 】

[Those who know and practice, Sister Mo Ruosha]

[No, no, no, that’s a million dollars off. Zhong Ziang and Shu Yao’s sense of CP overflowed the screen!He took the initiative to hand over his mobile phone, and after the game was over, he diligently served tea and water. If there is no camera, I guess a three-piece foot massage set can be arranged.】

Lu Yuxing asked, "Sister Sha, do you want to start another game?"

"Huh? Okay."

From the corner of her eyes, Shu Yao caught sight of a low-key man who was about to go upstairs. She changed her words and said, "It's okay, but I'm suddenly sleepy now. Let's wait another day."

She took the agreement and rushed behind Shi Yi'an.

"Is my brother's bed big? Are you afraid of sleeping alone?"

Writing a book is not important at all, nor is the interaction between the male and female protagonists important, because no one will read it anyway.

Might as well sell hand-made pancakes at the school gate (Put batter and spread evenly) (Beat eggs and spread evenly) (Spread sauce) (Spread chopped green onions) (Put ham) (Put fruit crisps) (Put lettuce) (Wrap it horizontally) (Cut it) Everything) (cut vertically into two sections) (fold it and put it in a paper bag) (put it in a plastic bag) (pass it to the precious reader) (wipe sweat) (continue making pancakes) Later, the hand cake sign was replaced by pancake fruit (confidence) (Continue to set up a stall) (Get complained) (Panic) (Escape with a cart) (Just go and set up a stall in front of the reader's house) (Vote for one vote and a set of pancakes)