Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.
Chapter 431 431 Sitting on pins and needles Yang Xiaoxiao
After losing track of Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu hired a boat to chase him. The boss of the boat knew at a glance that this guy was pursuing Qiuxiang. Because there were too many things to do, he suggested that he could pretend to be dead and suffer miserably so that he could sneak into Washington.
Afterwards, the two arrived at the gate of Washington. The boss of the boat pretended to be a corpse, while Tang Bohu attracted Qiu Xiang's attention by selling his body to bury his father.
The plan was also successful. Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu came out together. Seeing how pitiful he was, he was about to take him in. At this moment, another master appeared.
They were also pushing corpses. Tang Bohu pushed one person, and the other person pushed six people. Forget it, he still coughed and vomited blood, looking countless times miserable.
"Have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am now suffering from tenth-level tuberculosis. Half of it is for sale and half of it is free. Just buy me."
As soon as this man appeared, he immediately stole Tang Bohu's limelight. Even Qiuxiang felt pity and prepared to buy him. Tang Bohu saw that the situation was wrong and hurriedly stopped him, but the dog beside him also died.
Tang Bohu was anxious and was about to take advantage of him. Suddenly he saw the cockroach on the ground and shouted: "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?"
The audience all burst out laughing. The atmosphere in the cinema was lively. Even the severely depressed patients couldn't help but laugh. It seemed quite interesting.
"Xiaoqiang? Hahaha, he actually called the cockroach Xiaoqiang."
"This acting is amazing. How did he finish the performance without laughing? There are other actors who can actually hold back their laughter, haha."
"Who would have thought that there would be animal actors on the stage? This performance is perfect!"
"What a talent. I laughed so much that I burst into tears. Director Chen's movie will not disappoint!"
"In order to chase Qiuxiang, as for that, it started to be miserable."
Chen Li in the audience also smiled happily. This scene was so classic in the previous life. Almost since then, cockroaches all over the country have a new name, Xiaoqiang.
Most dogs can also be called Wangcai.
In this way, Tang Bohu successfully entered Washington and sold himself as a low-level servant, code-named 9527.
On the surface, he prostitutes himself, but secretly he has been secretly observing Qiuxiang, looking for opportunities to get close to her, and even drew a picture for her in private.
Unexpectedly, this matter was discovered by Wu Zhuangyuan.
"You actually painted my extremely graceful, graceful and beautiful Sister Pomegranate into this virtuous painting?"
Wu Zhuangyuan, played by Zhou Cheng, gives people the impression that his IQ is not online as soon as he appears, but to say that the portrait of Qiuxiang is like Sister Pomegranate is completely nonsense!
Unable to endure it, he even took out his own paintings to open their eyes to everyone.
When everyone saw it, they were so impressed that they turned around and vomited.
"Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved. I will find a chance to confess my love to her tonight. See if you, Qiuxiang, are passionate about me, or not!?"
This night, Tang Bohu secretly came outside Qiuxiang's house, planning to confess his love to him tonight, but he was punched as soon as he turned around.
"Who hit me?"
"It's my charming and charming Sister Pomegranate!" A figure floated out, and everyone in the cinema couldn't hold their nerve.
Damn it! Yang Xiaoxiao has become like this?
In the audience, Yang Xiaoxiao covered her blushing and hot face, feeling a little on pins and needles. The moment her character appeared, she immediately lowered her head and couldn't bear to look at it.
How embarrassing! What to do?
The people around him were stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.
"Director Chen is so awesome. A beautiful woman like Yang Xiaoxiao is like this, with no mercy at all?" "I'm impressed by Chuan Xin's on-screen image! I won't give myself any way out."
"Oh my God, when I saw the stills, I thought they were fake, but it turned out to be true?"
"Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. I thought some ghost came out, but it turned out to be Yang Xiaoxiao."
Hearing the sounds around him, Yang Xiaoxiao felt numb.
At that time, Director Chen also said that it would become a label for his acting career. Oh my god, I don’t even want a label like this.
Yang Xiaoxiao wanted to dig a hole and escape from this place at this moment, but she couldn't escape. Now that she had escaped, she was the only one who was laughed at. She looked at the other actors beside her who were also restless.
Let's suffer together! !
Sister Pomegranate came to settle accounts with Tang Bohu, because the matter of Tang Bohu's painting of her had spread in the house. No matter how Tang Bohu explained it, Sister Pomegranate believed that Tang Bohu had a crush on her, so she was ready to help Tang Bohu.
"Stop talking, let's get started! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower, come on!"
Lying on the ground, Sister Pomegranate was talking intoxicatedly, when suddenly a white shoe fell from the sky, stepped on her face, and knocked her unconscious.
It turns out that the four major flower-picking thieves from the south of the Yangtze River appeared, and they were promiscuous in the east, in the west, in the south, and in the north!
They came for the Four Fragrances of Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. In order to protect Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu used a little trick to get rid of them and went to Qiu Xiang to report the news immediately.
But Qiuxiang obviously didn't believe him.
"Aren't you a big adulterer yourself?"
From Qiuxiang's mouth, Tang Bohu realized that he had shown the wrong affection. It turned out that the so-called "Three Smiles of Mercy" was just his own sentimentality and wishful thinking!
At this time, Qiuxiang took out Tang Yin's poetry collection and sighed with emotion: "Is Tang Yin the only one in this world who can be called a real man?"
As she spoke, she began to recite Tang Bohu's poems.
"Damn it, I didn't expect Qiuxiang to like Tang Bohu too?" Some viewers were surprised, and then felt speechless.
Well, it was originally a matter of mutual love, but Tang Bohu still had to make such a fuss. Isn't this superfluous? This is the time to confess, you will definitely succeed! !
As if to confirm the audience's suspicions, Tang Bohu proudly announced his true identity after learning that Qiuxiang had a crush on him.
"Now that things have come to a point, I can no longer hide it. Please listen clearly. In fact, I am Tang Bo Hu!!"
Qiuxiang was stunned for a moment, and even stopped holding the stick in her hand. Just when everyone thought she was going to believe it, Qiuxiang sneered: "If you are Tang Bohu, then I am Guanyin! I will kill you!"
Then he used the Cross Soul Chasing Stick to knock him away.
"Hahahaha. It's reasonable, so reasonable! I wouldn't believe that this wretched servant is Tang Bohu."
"My mouth was frozen with laughter. It was so funny!"
The plot was continuously high-energy and unpredictable. Everyone present was attracted and had no time to care about anything else.
The four masters kidnapped Qiuxiang. Fortunately, Wu Zhuangyuan came to stop her, but it was difficult for her to fight against the four with her fists. Soon she was at a disadvantage. When Mrs. Hua appeared, everyone discovered that her martial arts skills were so good that she could not defeat the two masters. They were taken care of in one round.
At this time, the servant brought a collection of poems he had picked up to Mrs. Hua. When Mrs. Hua saw the collection of Tang Yin's poems, she became furious and angrily asked about the origin.
It turns out that she has always stipulated that nothing related to Tang Bohu can appear in Washington.
The alert audience had already thought of something and wondered: "Could it be that Mrs. Zehua is what Tang's mother said before, one of the enemies of the Tang family, the one who got married?" (End of Chapter)
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