The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 130 Contemporary crispy college students! Jiang Wei: The person who promised to be both civil and military was killed by his pants alone?

Da Qin, in Xianyang City.

The First Emperor Ying Zheng looked at the scene on the sky and fell into deep thought.

The founder of the country could only score 9.7 points?

In the eyes of the First Emperor, there were only three possibilities for his score.

10 points? 9.9? 9.8?

After a moment of hesitation, Ying Zheng shook his head slightly, his mind completely distracted.

What about the score?

He unified the Central Plains, and his reputation as one emperor through the ages was finally passed down to future generations!

In the Weiyang Palace of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che had his own plans in mind.

Needless to say, Emperor Qin, who swept across the world and determined the Central Plains, must have received a perfect score of 10. The great ancestor Liu Bang founded the Han Dynasty, so he must have received a score of 9.8!

As for myself.

"As a great Han Dynasty, I will expand my territory and drive away the Huns! A score of 9.8 is not too much!"

Wei Qing and others quickly knelt down and responded.

"Your Majesty deserves this for his supreme achievements!"

But there was still some regret in Liu Che's heart. He wanted to give himself 9.9 points at first, but how could the Emperor of the Han Dynasty override the great ancestor?

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: Did the founding king only score 9.7?

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Don’t I have a rating of 9.7 even if I say less?

Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty: Zhu Yuanzhang had 9.7, I must be 9.8 or higher!

While countless kings were still speculating, Gu Sheng couldn't help but shake his head.

It seems to be a rating of the Ming Emperor, but this is clearly a short and incomplete history of the Ming Dynasty!

Although the Sixteenth Emperors of the Ming Dynasty had many eccentricities, it must be said that it was this group of people who held up the last bit of integrity of the ancient Han people!

Expelling the Hulu and restoring the Central Plains is not something you just talk about casually!

Unfortunately.

If the five dragons are in different dynasties, Mingjun will not die young!

If it weren't for the Ming God of War, half a million elite soldiers would have been lost in one defeat!

If Jingtai Emperor Zhu Qiyu could protect the Ming Dynasty and his wife and children, Yu Shaobao would not have died unjustly!

If Zhu Houzhao, who was ridiculed for playing with things and losing his ambition, could have some courage, he might be able to recreate the Ming Dynasty with the sage Wang Yangming!

If Qi Jiguang, the famous anti-Japanese general, had not been dismissed from office in his later years and died in depression, all the Qi family troops could have died a good death!

if……

It's a pity that history has no what-ifs!

After sighing, Gu Sheng swiped up the screen.

[On how easy it is to be a crispy college student today? Complete series of crispy college students! How can #college students not be crazy? #College students are very easy]

[One day in September 2023, a college student, Xiao Crispy, flashed to his waist while changing his pants, and was rushed to the hospital. It is known in history as the incident where pants killed college students alone. At this point, contemporary college students have entered the era of national crispy sharks! 】

"I can't help but laugh at you, family members, this college student who was killed by his pants is from our school!" 》

"How outstanding is she, you ask?" Lumbar disc protrusion! 》

"I always thought it was a joke, it couldn't be true! 》

"I've seen the news, and when I was changing my pants, I thought it was a cramp, but I didn't expect it was a muscle strain and a herniated disc! 》

"I posted [-] Moments in half an hour and struggled to survive on milk tea!" 》

When Wan Chao saw this scene, his head almost turned around.

College Students?

Isn't that a fierce man who can understand astronomy and geography in literature and conquer Cao Wei in the north? Why did he almost lose his pants when he changed them?

Countless eyes were staring directly at Tianmu, the curiosity in their eyes undisguised.

What kind of existence are these people called college students?

Three Kingdoms.

Zhuge Wuhou in the Northern Expedition camp was stunned when he saw the scene on the sky.

Can a guy like this who will be killed just by changing his pants really come to participate in the Northern Expedition?

wrong!

Zhuge Wuhou recalled countless memories about college students in his mind, and he finally understood why all the college students revealed on the sky screen had "special skills."

Could it be that he is used to being loose-tempered? Before Wu Hou could think about it, Jiang Wei beside him became completely confused.

The person who promised to be both civil and military was killed by his pants alone?

"Prime Minister!"

"The things appearing on the sky curtain seem a bit weird!"

"No matter how fragile these college students are who are deeply involved in academic studies, they won't be able to change their pants..."

Jiang Wei never imagined that the original prophecy that a college student would conquer the world would become like this.

This unscientific!

However, Wu Hou still remembered that unforgettable scene.

"Don't worry!"

"When the sky turned, it seemed that only one percent of the millions of college students were genuine. As for the rest..."

Zhuge's highlight was over, but Jiang Wei reacted!

Perhaps it is true as the Prime Minister said.

There may be some dregs among millions of college students, but if you only need [-]% of the raw materials, that’s still a team of [-] people!

Great Song.

Taizu Zhao Kuangyin was stunned for a moment when he saw the news about the crispy college students, and then couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.

its not right?

That's not what was said on the marquee at the beginning. What kind of trouble is this?

By the way, what kind of miracle medicine is this milk tea?

Can he still live?

The medical skills of later generations seemed to be much more powerful than he imagined, coupled with the scenes he had seen on the sky that looked like immortals!

Zhao Kuangyin was a little confused. Wouldn't future generations have developed a magic medicine to bring the dead back to life?

But before he could think about it, the brief calm scene on the sky screen ushered in a change.

Even the rhythm of the music becomes tighter.

"You can only see the world of flowers and flowers when you are young, and the wealth and wealth can blind people's eyes..."

【top1! At the scene of a huge social death, a group of female dormitories of a university went to Haidilao for dinner. As a result, one of the girls fainted from hunger at the door of Haidilao! 】

In the picture, a young lady whose face was mosaic fainted and fell to the ground, while several companions around her were vying to take pictures.

"Haidilao: I think you are insulting me!" 》

"Could this person have hypoglycemia? He was forced to shut down immediately!" 》

"I've fainted once before. One way to do this is to give me iced black tea. The sweetness is very effective!" 》

"A few years ago, a young man suddenly fell to my ground and said to me in a hoarse voice: Please give me two bites, I'm going to die!" I was so frightened that I quickly threw the candied haws in my hand to him, only to find out later that he had hypoglycemia! 》

"I haven't eaten for two days. Yesterday I turned off my phone as soon as my left foot entered the house. I woke up in the entrance hall this morning and had to go to work! 》

After seeing those flashing barrages, Wan Chao's audience fell silent.

What does Haidilao mean? It sounds like a place dedicated to eating!

Judging from the literal meaning, it seems that you can eat a lot of seafood here, especially the so-called seabed.

It directly excited the hearts of countless viewers.

The sea is boundless, the bottom of the sea? It was a place they had never imagined!

In addition, there is another thing worth exploring.

Can women in later generations also be able to read?

They thought that future generations would be prosperous and the people's customs would be enlightened, but countless viewers never imagined that there is an old saying that "a woman's lack of talent is a virtue"?

Why did later generations produce so many female writers?

(End of this chapter)