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Chapter 283 9 turns of the large intestine! Zhu Di was shocked: Throughout the ages, you are the onl

Chapter 283 Nine turns of the large intestine! Zhu Di was shocked: Throughout the ages, you are the only one who has made pigs fly!

"Nine out of ten cases of destruction in history occurred in the form of state counter-insurgency! 》

"Recall carefully what attributes the Yellow Turban Army almost overturned the Eastern Han Dynasty? What are the attributes of Zhang Lu, the five-douchin ruler of Hanzhong? What are the attributes of Sun En, who took half of his life in the Eastern Jin Dynasty? 》

"It wasn't until the Tang Dynasty that the Taoist sect stopped a little bit. In the previous hundreds of years, do you know what the rulers felt when they saw the Taoist sect? If you’re a Buddhist, he’s trying to poach you, if you’re a Taoist, he’s trying to kill you at every turn.”

"Because in history, destroying Tao is generally called "Destroying Dao", and this thing is generally called "pacifying chaos"

"Generally, the country takes the initiative to exterminate Buddhas because of economic and land reasons. Taoism is different, Taoism usually takes action first. Heaven is dead, Huang Tian shall stand! 》

"The harms of Buddhism: land annexation, hiding of population, reduction of tax sources, and harm to local areas." The harm of Taoism: Cang Tian is dead, Huang Tian should stand, and the age of Jiazi will bring good luck to the world. 》

"There is a hell joke in the Three Kingdoms. Taoism worships Guan Yu as a god, but Guan Yu started his career by killing Taoists! 》

Han Dynasty, the period of Emperor Wu.

Han Wu Emperor Liu Che's face showed a little doubt at this moment.

"Did I understand it wrong?"

"On the sky, the power of Taoism can actually threaten a country? How is this possible!"

Liu Che's face was full of confusion until he saw the Yellow Turban Army behind him and reacted instantly.

"what?"

"It turns out that the Yellow Turban Army that destroyed Zuo of the Han Dynasty was actually Taoism?"

"Is this okay?"

Emperor Wu was furious, and countless ministers in the palace were trembling with fear, and none of them dared to take a breath.

Only Dong Zhongshu had the courage to speak to Liu Che again.

"Your Majesty! It seems that it is imperative to worship Confucianism and despise Taoism!"

"Although Tianmu says that Confucian classics have drawbacks, they do more harm than good to me, a big man. If Taoism is allowed to become a religion, I'm afraid..."

Dong Zhongshu felt Liu Che's anger and didn't even dare to speak any more!

And Liu Che also made up his mind. Even if he knew the shortcomings of Confucianism, he still had no choice but to accept it.

"This matter depends on you!"

The end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhang Jiao couldn't help but frown at this moment. After all, he was a Taoist priest.

Although I did the rebellion, I still don’t want to admit it!

As for the matter of annihilation...

"Could it be that people in later generations also want to hear: The sky is dead, Huang Tian should stand, and if he is born in Jiazi, the world will be blessed?"

At another time and space, Liu, Guan, and Zhang in Shu looked at each other.

With a look of curiosity and confusion on his face, Zhang Fei couldn't help but marvel at the familiar yet unfamiliar second brother.

"Second brother?"

"We all killed the Yellow Turbans together, why did you sneak into Taoism?"

Guan Erye looked confused.

God knows what happened. Who knows that Taoists in later generations will still worship him?

"broken!"

"If I had known, I would have killed fewer people!"

Great Song.

Taizu Zhao Kuangyin was an expert in "the way of rebellion".

But at this moment, looking at the pictures on the sky screen, there was also a hint of emotion.

"They say the Buddhist family is in troubled times!"

"But Taoists are the real ruthless people, and they can easily cause thousands of civil uprisings!"

After this emotion, Taizu Zhao Kuangyin's desire to control military power became even deeper.

No matter how much Taoism can do, as long as there are no weapons, it is like a tiger with its teeth pulled out! Ming dynasty.

During the Yongle period, Yongle Emperor Zhu Di inexplicably thought of the old man next to him.

"Yao Guangxiao, Yao Guangxiao!"

"Everyone in the world says that Taoism can bring trouble to the country and bring chaos to the world. They all say that Buddhism is only guilty of greed for money!"

"But back then Fengtian was in trouble..."

"Hey!"

There was obviously a look of reminiscence on Zhu Di's face. Yao Guangxiao, who was dressed in black, seemed to have guessed something and walked behind Zhu Di at this moment.

"Your Majesty, are you talking about me?"

Zhu Di woke up instantly. Yao Guangxiao had been enlightening in Jiming Temple since the Jingnan. How many years had he not been out of Jiming Temple?

At this moment, Gu Sheng was confused by the imagination of netizens.

The steps to destroy Buddhism are to kill monks and destroy temples, force monks to return to secular life, and confiscate temple land and property!
And the way of destruction...

As far as he knew, the national army and the Taoist army would be summoned to fight at every turn.

To destroy the Buddha, you can do it at will. As for the Tao, it is clearly a real sword and a real gun, so do it!

Looking at the destruction in history, the suppression of the Yellow Turban uprising at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty directly led to the warlord separatism and the end of the Han Dynasty. Sun Enlu Xun's uprising indirectly made it impossible for Liu Yu to succeed in the Northern Expedition!
The Taoist rebellion was much more lethal than Buddhism.

But as the finger moved again, the picture continued to change.

[The most powerful conspiracy in contemporary times, the Nine-turn Large Intestine! If you don’t eat, you can’t eliminate me. If you eat, you’ve already lost! 】

[It’s really ridiculous. Who would have thought that the first meme in 2023 that would be unforgettable and recalled repeatedly on the Internet would be the Nine-turn Large Intestine.

[A few days ago, a clip from Dragon TV’s old variety show “Top Chef” was revealed. In the show, a chef whose real name is Yu Tao and nicknamed Xiaopang made a nine-turn large intestine. 】

[Maybe it smelled wrong, so judge Cao Kefan tentatively asked Xiaopang if he had tasted it. Xiaopang said he had tasted it, and proudly said that he deliberately retained part of the original flavor of the large intestine during the cleaning process. 】

[Cao Kefan cut off a small piece from the edge of the large intestine and put it in his mouth to taste, but he couldn't help but vomited on the spot. And he showed the most gritty, fierce and angry expression in his career in front of the camera. 】

[Cao Kefan had actually carefully avoided the center of the large intestine, but he probably didn't expect that this kid did it so evenly. 】

[At this time, Cao Kefan's heart may be filled with complex emotions such as shock, humiliation, madness, anger, etc. 】

"I think it retains part of the taste of intestines, so I know that what you are eating is large intestine."

"Is it intentional or accidental?" "It's intentional."

"If you put down your defense, I can't judge you; if you eat your defense, I can't forgive you." 》

"Who says those who don't wash their colon are not heroes?" 》

"The prophecy of the Golden Sword, the favor tactic, and the two peaches killing three soldiers are all too weak. This thing is really unsolvable!" 》

"The ancients were still too concerned about face. People like me are directly immune to two peaches killing three people!" 》

Ming dynasty.

The attention of Zhu Di and Yao Guangxiao was attracted by the words on the sky screen, and their eyes widened at the same time.

"Original...original flavor?"

Zhu Di touched it carefully, his pupils filled with shock.

"Yao Guangxiao, the original flavor Tianmu is talking about is not Zhuxiang, right!?"

"this?"

The prime minister in black was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

"Nine times out of ten!"

Hearing this, the curiosity in Zhu Di's eyes became more intense.

"I never thought that I would stay in a pig pen for three years pretending to be crazy!"

"Can we still see such wonderful sights in future generations now?"

"Throughout the ages, it seems that he is the only one who can make Zhuxiang do tricks!"

(End of this chapter)

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