The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 452: How horrible is the military service in South Korea! Hell is other people! Zhu Di: Aren

Chapter 452: How horrible is the military service in South Korea! Hell is other people! Zhu Di: Aren’t these puppet troops?
【Why are Koreans unwilling to perform compulsory military service? 】

Just as the emperors of all time and space were struggling over the location of the Great Wall, a new video was quietly launched and a familiar voice-over emerged.

"South Korea? Military service?"

Seeing this familiar country name, Ying Zheng couldn't sit still.

"Do you remember what kind of military service system Korea has?" He asked uncertainly, looking at the ministers below.

"Your Majesty, as far as I know, since Shen Buhai's reform, the Kingdom of Han has always respected the King of Han, and his generals and nobles have recruited their own soldiers. There is no such thing as military service?"

Li Si also scratched his head. He couldn't remember that the country that was once so weak that it could be defeated with one hand had any outstanding army.

Not to mention the system of compulsory military service!
If they had had this mobilization capability, Xinzheng would not have been surrounded by 260,000 Qin troops in just three months.

"That's strange, could it be that it's not this country? Keep looking!"

Ying Zheng stroked his beard, unable to figure out what was going on. He could only concentrate and continue reading.

On the other side, in the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin was also scratching his head. He had never heard of a vassal state or separatist force like Korea in history?

"But the system of compulsory military service does sound somewhat similar to the Fubing system of my Tang Dynasty!"

"That's right. Our soldiers came from all over the country, just to create a new world for our Tang Dynasty and restore its unity!"

As a general of the palace military system, Qin Qiong also stood up at this moment to brag about Li Shimin and the Tang Dynasty.

"But it says here that Korean people are unwilling to serve in the military. I think there must be some hidden reason. We can take a closer look and find out the loopholes!"

Cheng Yaojin jumped out at this moment, with a gleam of wisdom on his rough and dark face.

"Hahaha, Zhijie is right. We must not be arrogant and must carefully organize our experience to avoid making mistakes!"

Li Shimin nodded, agreeing with Cheng Yaojin's words.

On the other side, on the Han side, Liu Che also felt a little PTSD when he saw the name of the country of Korea. After all, his family had conferred many kings of Korea.

"Could it be that some unworthy descendant of the King of Han rebelled? And seized the world?"

Thinking of this, Liu Che's eyes bulged out, and he thought that during the ancestor worship this year, he must find a reason to bring King Han and his family to live in Chang'an City.

The reason is that the left foot and the right foot are not in sync, which is disrespectful to the ancestors!

As soon as the title of the video was revealed, it made the rulers of all time and space feel complicated. This is because war is a major issue for a country and it must be carefully considered!

The military service system concerns the life of every country, and any mistake will lead to national turmoil.

【As we all know, South Korea~】

[It is truly a psychedelic country, not only does it have the most bizarre chaebols in power, but it also has a daunting military service! ]

A map of the peninsula appeared on the screen, outlining the contours of South Korea. Now Li Shimin was no longer sleepy.

"Oh? Aren't these Silla and Baekje? How did it become Korea? Did they change their name later? How dare a small country like Rong'er use the name of the Seven Kingdoms of the Warring States Period?"

In the Tang Dynasty, in the Wude Hall, Li Shimin snorted lightly.

Both Silla and Baekje were countries that relied on the trafficking of human beings and the sale of local specialties in order to be enfeoffed by the Tang Dynasty. Even Goguryeo did not regard them as enemies.

They actually use the name of Korea without knowing the good or evil, which is simply going against the will of Heaven!

"Your Majesty! I, Old Cheng, have long disliked those Silla barbarians. Now it seems that they are really a bunch of ungrateful wolves. It is better to send troops to destroy them!"

"No hurry, take a look first!"

Li Shimin shook his head. At this moment, the main enemies of the Tang Dynasty were still Goguryeo and Eastern Turks, and it was not yet time to clean up the peninsula.

However, what he didn't know was that decades later, his eldest son and daughter-in-law had already done this for him.

In another time and space, Empress Wu Zetian of the Great Zhou Dynasty looked at the picture on the sky curtain and the vague crowd below. She opened her red lips slightly and said:

"Heichi Changzhi? He seems to be from Baekje?"

"Your Majesty, General Black Tooth is indeed from the royal family of Baekje and is still in the Western Regions..."

Wu Sansi in the hall stood up and said, but before he could finish, Wu Zetian waved her hand impatiently and sentenced the general from Baekje to death:

"Send him a message, give him a cup of imperial wine, and let Xue Li's son take over his troops!"

"Yes!"

In the hall of the Great Zhou Dynasty, only Wu Zetian's voice was heard. No one dared to stand up and ask why, because anyone who dared to do so would have been killed without a burial place.

[The military is a direct reflection of a country's power, and it emphasizes that orders are followed and that everyone is obedient. But in South Korea, the military is nothing more than an extension of politics.]

[How much do you want a country controlled by chaebols to value obedience between superiors and subordinates and military coordination? ]

[As a result, some bizarre incidents occurred that surprised friendly countries and attracted the attention of other countries. ]

【including but not limited to--】

[When new soldiers join the army, they have to wash the underwear of veterans and endure unreasonable beatings and insults. Some even deliberately make them drink urine...]

"Huh!? Are these Silla slaves stupid? Aren't they afraid that the lower-level soldiers will revolt together?"

Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong looked at the picture emerging on the sky in disbelief.

The video specifically shows the situation in the Korean recruit camp, where veterans step on the recruits' faces and steal all their valuable belongings.

The newcomers were only worthy of being greeted with a smile, and even had to kneel aside and wait for orders while the veterans were playing cards.

"Damn it! Even a servant wouldn't be so cruel! Aren't you afraid of being shot in the back on the battlefield?"

Ming Dynasty, Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao said in disbelief. He originally thought that the life and death of the servants in the Ming Dynasty were in the hands of the generals, and it was miserable enough that they could only flatter and serve.

I didn't expect that the South Korean army was even worse and could be so humiliating!

"Killing is not the right path. If you don't like someone, just kill him. This is humiliating and doesn't treat the soldiers as human beings. The leader of this army should be killed!"

Great Qin, Meng Tian, ​​who was always known for his strict military discipline, couldn't hold back and started to comment.

Qin laws were strict, and military laws were even stricter, but they would not allow soldiers to oppress each other. Such soldiers would be a typical destabilizing factor on the battlefield.

If instigated by the enemy, they can launch a counterattack towards our side at any time.

Throughout history, many heroes were killed because of their harsh treatment of soldiers. I didn’t expect that such a situation would still happen in South Korea a thousand years later.

"Haha, in my opinion, the South Korea of ​​a thousand years from now will not even be as good as the one we destroyed before." Li Xin snorted coldly. A traditional warrior like him could not stand those who bully the weak and fear the strong.

Complaints from all over time and space were heard, as if their voices were heard. The video in front of them changed and a fat recruit appeared in the camera.

[“Hey! I say, you fat pig! You’ve never said in your life, do you really affect people’s moods?”]

【"Snapped!"】

[A slap came over and landed on the recruit's face. His already fat face swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally his eyes were squeezed into slits.]

[“Oh, damn it, my hand is hurt. A fat pig is a fat pig. There is pork all over its face!”]

[The sturdy veteran tugged at the recruit's face, then pulled out his wallet and took out the photos inside.]

[“Oh my, is this your fat pig’s sister? She’s really cute.

Hey! I want to discuss something with you. If you invite her over to have a drink with everyone, I will protect you from now on. How about that? ”】

[The veteran put his hands on the fat recruit's shoulders and shook him vigorously. But the recruit shook his head stubbornly and did not respond.]

[“Asiba! If you don’t accept my toast, I’ll give you the face you deserve.”]

[The veteran soldier saw that the plan was not going well, and he became angry and kicked the new recruit into the corner. The new recruit groaned in pain.]

"Peng! He is a bully who only bullies the weak and threatens my family. If he were in the Ming army, he would have been dealt with according to the law long ago!"

During the Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang was indignant. He looked at the old soldier with a ferocious expression on the sky and roared.

"Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty should take this as a warning. Soldiers enter the military camp to defend their country and bring honor to their ancestors. People like this must not be spared!"

The usually gentle Queen Ma was rarely angry. If it was just a simple case of military bullying, she would not speak out easily, but this involved the families of the soldiers in the rear.

She has always been Zhu's good wife, in charge of internal affairs and relatives in the rear, so that the soldiers in the front can have no worries.

"Sister, you are right. Let's issue an order right now to conduct a thorough investigation of the army. We must not let any soldier suffer injustice."

In the Northern Dynasty of Murong Yan, Murong Chui looked at the bully above the sky with his eyes slightly narrowed.

Their Murong Yan State implemented the military tent system, and no one dared to act so recklessly in the army.

"Although this South Korea is a later country, their ancestors are still here. The group of Samhan people in the southern part of Goguryeo should be them!"

"Pass on my order. Go there to hunt for grass and valleys this winter. Leave no tribe alive along the way!"

"Yes!"

On the other side, the Han Dynasty time and space.

Huo Qubing wiped the blood off his spear, looked at his comrades who followed him into battle with some emotion, and said:

"We are all brothers who eat from the same pot. We are brave men. If we want to humiliate them like this, we must first drive them crazy if we want to destroy them!"

As soon as the voice fell, the scene on the sky changed -

[In the dark night, the rejected veteran led a group of people to the fat recruit's bed, covered his head and started beating him up.]

[Covering the body with a quilt can not only prevent people from running away, but also convert the damage from fists into internal injuries, which cannot be seen on the surface. It can be said to be extremely sinister. ]

[After fighting for a full quarter of an hour, the old soldier finally lifted the quilt and arrogantly spat at the bruised new recruit, saying:]

[“I’m telling you, it doesn’t matter if you don’t agree. I will come to see you every day. When I go on vacation, I will go to your house in person and have sex with your sister!”]

[“Ugh!!” The recruit’s mouth was covered, his face full of anger and despair, but his fat body made it difficult for him to move, and he could only watch the group of guys go away.]

"Scum!"

This time, even Wu Zetian, who had killed countless people, couldn't help but make some comments. The empress was troubled, so naturally she had to kill people to relieve her worries.

"Send a message to Liu Rengui of the Andong Protectorate, Baekje and Silla have rebellious intentions, kill more than 100,000 people and then make them pay tribute!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" This time, Emperor Wu's act of killing did not arouse any opposition, and the ministers in the court were also disgusted by Xiao Xiba in the video.

"Humph! As expected, you are not Chinese people. You are all servile and cowardly people who bully the weak and fear the strong!"

Ran Min snorted coldly, all the Hu people should die!

The order to kill the Hu people was still too light, so he decided to increase the reward of Wei again and include the Xianbei in the northeast and their son Korea, with three taels of silver for each head!

In the Song Dynasty, Yue Yun looked at his father, suppressed his anger, and then asked:

"Father, if Yue's army has this person, what should we do?"

"Under military law, all will be beheaded immediately!"

The military camp is a place with a strong herd mentality. If there is corruption in one place, it will be corruption everywhere. Once one is discovered, it must not be tolerated.

Yue Fei's resolute expression seemed to pass through time and space and shine on the new recruit Xiaopang.

Being tortured himself was nothing, but he was extremely angry when his family was threatened.

【"ah!!!"】

[Late at night, when it was time to turn off the lights and go to bed, a scream and roar were heard from the barracks.]

[“Asiba, who is the blind person yelling? Go and have a look!” The old soldier who was playing cards opened the stall and shouted loudly. ]

[But soon, several veterans who had just rushed out ran back at an even faster speed.]

[“What’s wrong with you? You’re so scared.” The old captain laughed disdainfully, showing his bravery.]

[Before he could continue, the sound of breaking air made him turn his head unconsciously. Then, he found that his line of sight was getting lower and lower... Is this my body? ]

[Xiao Pang appeared here fully armed, pointing his gun at the old soldiers who had once mercilessly mocked him.]

[“Corporal! What are you doing!” The old soldier was beheaded with a single blow. Everyone around him panicked, looking at the fat man who had been so easily bullied, and exclaimed in shock.]

[“Ashiba!” The fat recruit didn’t waste time talking to these beasts in human skins. He just raised his gun and opened fire! ]

[Faced with the rifle that promised equality for all, these guys who were once so arrogant showed fear and trepidation on their faces. They knelt on the ground and begged for Xiao Pang’s forgiveness, but it was no use.]

【"go to hell!"】

[Looking at the old soldier who threatened to go look for his family, Xiao Pang's mouth curled up a slight smile and raised the muzzle of his gun...]

"Hahaha! It makes people happy, let's just kill them all!"

Yang Guang patted his thigh. The seemingly gentle and chubby recruit turned into a demon who slaughtered his comrades. The distorted military service system made everyone look sideways.

But for Yang Guang, who regarded Goguryeo as his opponent, it was simply a satisfying drama.

If the Goguryeo army he faced was of this kind, then there would be no need to fight and he could just declare victory!

However, no normal emperor would think that such revenge is justified.

Zhu Yuanzhang frowned, his eyes flashing with deep worry. He said:

"Even if military law cannot demonstrate fairness, it should be cleaned up from top to bottom. If a soldier massacres his comrades, such an army is useless!"

It's a very simple and obvious truth. After the soldier started slaughtering people around him at will, he lost his respect for the rules.

This kind of army is likely to mutiny even if they are allowed to stay where they are, let alone go to the battlefield!
"Your Majesty, it seems that this so-called Korean army is just a makeshift team, even inferior to the former Song army."

Lan Yu hit the nail on the head with one sentence. It can be said that the army created by such a conscription system has no combat effectiveness at all.

"Indeed, if the Yuan army had this kind of combat effectiveness, our army would have already swept across the northern desert and conquered the Timurid Empire!"

When the Ming Dynasty was founded, martial virtues were abundant, and at this moment everyone was talking about the beautiful possibilities.

But on the other hand, Zhao Zhen, the future Emperor Renzong of the Song Dynasty, seemed to be looking in the mirror.

"I didn't expect the Korean army to be so weak. What do you think, my dear ministers?"

Zhao Zhen was full of confidence. Who said that his Song Dynasty was not strong in martial virtue? At least it was better than that of Korea.

But soon, he found that the ministers below were all looking at each other in silence, no one responded to him, and some were even a little timid.

"Why are you all silent? Is it because I am wrong?"

Zhao Zhen showed a trace of doubt on his face, but the officials below quickly responded:
"Your Majesty, I'm afraid the Song Dynasty's imperial army is not much better than the Korean army."

Han Qi spoke awkwardly. Although the South Korean army in the video was terrible and had no combat effectiveness, to be honest, at least they had people.

And it is fully staffed, which is so far beyond the Imperial Guards of the Song Dynasty.

"Ah? Why is this?" Zhao Zhen was shocked. After hearing what Han Qi said, he began to doubt whether he could keep sitting firmly on the throne.

"Your Majesty, why don't you go to the Palace Front Office and check in yourself someday, and you will know that what I said is true."

Han Qi still looked upright and never gave Zhao Zhen any face.

"No wonder the Tanguts have never been pacified. It turns out that the soldiers of our Song Dynasty are so incompetent!"

Zhao Zhen, who has always been a good guy, couldn't hold it in anymore at this time.

"The Western Army still has some combat effectiveness, but the Imperial Guard has a big problem. If it is not rectified, I am afraid there will be endless troubles!"

Fu Bi who was standing next to him also reminded that the bullying by the South Korean army in the video was nothing. If the imperial guards’ buddy exploded, the entire Song Dynasty would be buried with him.

Zhao Zhen:......

Many viewers in other time and space do not know that the Song Dynasty’s imperial guards were reorganized because of this video, and the scene on the sky curtain is still going on.

[From the beginning to the end, a military bullying incident caused the death of more than 30 soldiers, but the way the South Korean top leaders dealt with this matter was——]

[“Hello, Oppa! We are the consolation girl group…”]

[A Korean girl group dressed in hot clothes came to the military camp with seductive steps to express their condolences, and the upper class brought huge amounts of money and lined up to distribute them directly. ]

[All the soldiers had happy smiles on their faces. They looked at the senior executives and the women's group on the stage with fanatical eyes. Their fiery gazes seemed to burn everyone.]

[As for the corporal who killed someone, it was turned into a normal death. A horrific military massacre turned into a staged accident.]

"Those soldiers had the look of a wolf seeing a sheep. They have lost their sense of shame and only care about profit!"

Khwarezm, the Mongol Great Tent.

Temujin looked at the Han army in the video and a smile appeared on his face. He recognized this look.

Every Mongolian man once possessed this trait, but after he started the Western Expedition and destroyed one country after another, everyone lost this trait.

"If there is a ruthless enough person, it may be possible to lead the Han army out of the predicament, but unfortunately, so many people only care about beauty and wealth. They are not wolves, but just disloyal watchdogs!"

Temujin's eyes were very vicious, and Jebemu Huali and others beside him nodded in conviction.

His son Tuolei even stood up and bowed to Temujin and said:

"These women on the stage are quite good. I heard from the Han people that the maids of Silla are docile, Khan!
When we march east, we will kill all their men and abduct their women to the grasslands!"

After all, young people are full of vigor and vitality, and they can't help themselves when they see the girl group in the picture.

The same was true of Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty.

He has always liked singing girls, whether it was the woman from the Jiangnan Music House or the opera troupe in the Leopard House, they were all women with great charm.

Nowadays, when he sees the idol groups that South Korea has carefully cultivated in the future, the dance with heavy hints directly makes his blood boil.

"Although this small country of Korea doesn't have any strong soldiers, its women are pretty good too."

The eunuch beside him saw Zhu Houzhao's eagerness to make a move, and then suggested:

"Next time the King of Korea comes to pay his respects, you can ask them to bring a group of singing girls to present to the harem!"

To be honest, being favored by the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty was a great blessing for those women from vassal states.

Of course, not everyone only paid attention to the long-legged beauty on the screen. Li Shimin keenly noticed that something was wrong.

"Korea is also a vassal state of our Celestial Empire. How come there are Semu people among the top leaders?"

It turned out that among the high-ranking military officers who were visiting the scene to express their condolences were American soldiers.

"Could it be that something unexpected happened in the future?"

But soon, the voice-over in the video explained the problem to him.

[From this, it can be seen that South Korea's horrible military service system is deeply rooted, and the military bullying and upper-level connivance are all like this. However, all of this can be seen by his suzerain country. ]

[Since the founding of this country, the United States has exerted its influence everywhere, including suppressing the South Korean military and preventing them from establishing a systematic command system.]

[As a result, there are many factions in the South Korean army, each serving its own leader, and it is no longer surprising that such a situation has occurred.]

"So they are the vassal army, so this performance is not surprising."

Temujin suddenly realized what was going on. He was wondering which country would allow its army to become like this. It turned out that he had a father.

As long as this connection is opened up, everything will make sense.

Their Mongolian army will also recruit vassal troops from various countries, and they will not expect them to have much combat effectiveness, it is enough to show their strength.

However, this news broke the defense of the usually steady Emperor Yongle.

Ming Dynasty, Beijing.

Zhu Di was so angry that he had no place to vent, so he kicked his obedient grandson Zhu Zhanji's butt hard, and then pointed at the ministers in the hall and cursed them.

"This United States is really ambitious. Korea was established by our founder as a country that would not be conquered. It was a vassal state of our Ming Dynasty, but in the end, it surrendered to the enemy!"

And it was at his doorstep! Zhu Di was so angry that his liver hurt. If eyes could kill, many of his ministers would have died countless times.

But it's no wonder Zhu Di was angry. How could such a big vassal state disappear after hundreds of years?

"Your Majesty, give me thirty Fu ships, and Zheng He will find the United States for you and capture it in one fell swoop!"

The people below were very excited. They believed that the lord would be humiliated and the minister would die, not to mention that this was shitting on the head of their Ming Dynasty.

Eunuch Zheng He of Sanbao stood up directly, looked at the emperor on the stage, and said loudly!
(End of this chapter)

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