The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!
Chapter 471 Junior High School Husky! The weird operation of the native chicken! I have received pro
Chapter 471 Junior High School Husky! The weird operation of the native chicken! I have received professional training, unless I can't help it!
However, Ying Zheng still admired Kemal's character and self-control. Not everyone could refuse the throne of the emperor who was so arbitrary.
In a sense, Kemal and the American Fallen Cherry Blossom Axe Washington are the same kind of people.
"Humph! There are such naive people among the Turks. Even without divine authority, can they coexist peacefully? Haha!"
In the Great Zhou Dynasty, Empress Wu Zetian expressed doubts about Kemal's approach and made a judgment on the development prospects of native chickens.
The influence of the Lancang sect in Turkey was deeply rooted and could not be saved by reform alone. Wu Zetian believed that this would require Kemal to be ruthless and kill a group of people to achieve this.
After all, there are some things that can only be done by the founding monarch, and people in later generations always have a feeling of lack of confidence.
But Kemal did not take action, perhaps because he was indecisive, or perhaps because he could not bear it. In short, he left a lot of mess for future generations.
Just as Wu Zetian had guessed, the development of native chickens was not smooth.
Although Tuji is considered to be one of the best at handling religious issues in the Lanjiao world, it is still not as good as before the crisis.
【Thanks to the chaotic religious and political environment, the Tuji people have a special kind of self-confidence, which extends to the country and the nation. 】
[For example, when the Minister of Defense of the Bear Country visits Turkey and asks them why they moved their troops to the border without the Bear Country’s consent.]
The local general just spoke lightly:
[“Don’t mess with us, or we’ll attack Mosko!”]
You have to know that Moscow has a population of 17 million, while the entire country of Turkey has a population of only 15 million, not to mention weapons and training levels.
As soon as these words were spoken, the Russian Defense Minister was directly controlled for three minutes. After a long time, the Defense Minister, who could not wait for the other party to apologize, finally realized that Turkey was serious.
He couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing right at the negotiating table.
[“I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will not laugh—unless I can’t help it!”]
It may be because the Russian Defense Minister laughed so loudly that the local people could not help but threaten to launch a nationwide Northern Expedition.
"Hahaha! Look, Father Prime Minister, they are also going to march north, hahaha!"
Three Kingdoms Shu Han, Chengdu Imperial Palace.
Liu Chan had a low sense of humor, so he pulled Zhuge Liang aside and said.
Zhuge Liang was a little helpless at this moment. Looking at the serious but hilarious country chicken in the video, he always felt that the word "Northern Expedition" was insulted.
I bring Qing, Emperor Kangxi Xuanye looked at the clamoring native chickens in the video and held his forehead helplessly.
He has fought against the Russian Cossacks. They are truly natural cavalrymen, absolutely at the level of a great power. How dare this small country do that?
Just because their ancestors were wealthy?
Of course, this is not the end. After provoking Russia, Turkey’s netizens attacked from all sides, not only claiming land from countries to the east and west.
He even clamored that everyone on earth should thank the Tuji, because it was because they restrained the holy warriors of the Lan Cult that the Third World War did not break out.
The most outrageous thing is the performance of the local government in reality. They are tolerant everywhere, which really makes the netizens in their own country feel very disappointed and they can only strike back hard on the Internet.
In any international event, you can always see the presence of local chickens. They are active in every comment section and can even be seen in any topic.
Usually, these country chicken keyboard warriors have a sense of superiority, as if they look down on any country in the world, and then say:
[“I think that Tuji is the most powerful country in the world, and only Tuji can lead the world to success”] ends. “Hahaha! This is the real case of covering one’s ears and stealing the bell. From now on, people of Song Dynasty are not worthy of using this idiom!”
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Huan of Qi had a smile on his face with a pile of candied fruits beside him. He ate while watching a video.
It can be said that he really viewed this country as a joke. Comparing the State of Song to a native chicken shows what he was thinking.
After all, the State of Song was the earliest fence-sitter in Chinese history. It was blackmailed by the region for a full eight hundred years and creatively played the protagonist of negative stories such as buying the casket and returning the pearl, covering one's ears and stealing the bell, and waiting for the rabbit to come to one's nest.
On the other hand, several female audiences also watched with gusto. Compared with the fighting, this kind of online trolling made people feel like they were watching someone having fun.
"It's just that Russia and several surrounding countries didn't pursue the matter, otherwise we'll see how they end up."
Li Xiuning shook her head. Although she was a woman, she still did not understand the ways of this country. Could it be that this country bumpkin really thought that he could brag his way into the Five Permanent Members of the UN?
However, the voice-over on the sky soon sounded -
[As the saying goes, fence-sitters know which way the wind blows first. Are the netizens of Tuji really fools? Don’t they know the real situation of the world? ]
[Perhaps, they just feel despair, or even give up on themselves. The glory they once had is deep in their blood, but they are powerless.]
[Faced with the glory that has faded away, they can only use this self-deprecating or even self-destructive method to attract everyone's attention. They don't want to become the forgotten nation.]
The ending swept the heavens with a sad silence.
Yes, it is impossible for these keyboard warriors not to know what their actions represent. It is only because the country is incompetent that they can only use these ways to commemorate the country.
Among the five permanent members of YouTube, Tuji is the most normal, but also the most regrettable. After all, it does have a glorious history and does have the opportunity to restore the glory of the empire.
But times are tough, and we can only tolerate each other for the sake of our country.
Sima Yan, the founding emperor of the Jin Dynasty, looked at the native chicken in the video and was silent for a long time.
Logically speaking, as the emperor of a unified dynasty, he should not have any special feelings towards the people of this small country.
But to be honest, he is just like those keyboard warriors, bragging about things he doesn't even believe in, trying to appear to be strong but weak.
"Grandfather! The Sima family's kingdom is really hard to defend!"
Sima Yan thought of his grandfather Sima Yi and couldn't help crying.
He loved to cry. After becoming emperor, he hadn't cried for a long time, even when the royal princes of those countries rebelled or the aristocratic families threatened him, he didn't cry.
But today, he couldn't help it. He knew that the Jin Dynasty had inherited three hundred years of ills from the Han and Wei dynasties. He knew everything, but he had no choice but to act like an ostrich.
"too difficult!"
Also wailing was the Eastern Yan Emperor Murong Bao. Under his rule, the once glorious Yan Empire was left with only the Qi and Lu regions, and was still shrinking.
It was no use for him to go around picking fights and claiming his father like a chicken.
He really tried his best, but the Murong family was really going to end in his hands! This might be the sadness of a small country!
"How ridiculous! The five permanent members of YouTube are just like us!"
(End of this chapter)
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