The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 560: Knocking on the electronic wooden fish, turning the electric prayer wheel, and worshipping the cyber Buddha! Shocked Xiao Yan!
"Pig? Who said General Pig is not brave? I see General Pig is charging forward with all his might, and any brave general who comes over will have to take shelter from him!"

In the Xin Dynasty, Emperor Wang Mang fell into deep thought as he watched the invincible General Pig in the video.

As a well-read scholar of poetry and Confucianism, he quickly thought of a scenario: if soldiers could ride pigs into the battlefield, wouldn’t they be invincible?
You know, pigs run very fast and weigh much more than ordinary war horses. Just thinking about it makes you feel invincible!
Therefore, an order to establish the "Zhu Tu Xi Yong" troops was issued to various places.

As the name suggests, they are warriors who charge on pigs, which makes the provincial governors and prefects in various places puzzled and dare not disobey.

As a result, pigs everywhere suffered. They not only had to learn how to carry people, but also had to learn how to charge.

(This is not made up, Wang Mang of the Xin Dynasty really had Zhu Tuxi Yong)

However, if we were to say who this Pig General inspired the most, it was not Liu Che, whose name contains the word "pig", nor was it Wang Mang, who ordered the whole country to catch pigs, but the emperors of the Ming Dynasty.

"So there's such a taboo about our Zhu family's surname? No! We must change the name of this creature!"

The emperors of the Zhu family racked their brains. Zhu Yuanzhang proposed to change the system by referring to the ancient times and change the name of pig back to 彘, while his son Zhu Di creatively named the pig Xianghaier.

During the reign of Emperor Jiajing, people had a sudden idea and, because of Journey to the West, changed the name of pigs to Tianpeng and called them that.

All I can say is that a sky-high video has revealed so many abstract stories.

The value of the Gongdelin pig-catching campaign is still increasing.

However, at this point, the story of Gongdelin is about to come to an end.

As the screen went black, everyone withdrew from this most abstract and successful POW camp and began to discuss their own treatment of former POWs.

Needless to say, the Qin and Tang dynasties were both planning to build similar merit forests.

But our happy comedy emperor brother Yang Guang has a new discovery.

"It is not enough to just gather my defeated soldiers together. I will also make them practice dancing every day. Then, every festival, they will dance together for me to watch!"

People of the same family tend to be alike. In the future, your cousin Li Shimin will fulfill your wish.

The various princes of the Three Kingdoms period had a lukewarm reaction to Gongde Lin, as they had seen too many scenes like the one in the video.

During the war among the princes at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, not many high-level generals and counselors died. They were all colleagues who had served in the same dynasty, and they would never be killed if they could be captured.

Xun Yu and Boss Cao were once detained in the same cell!

They are very qualified to comment on the things happening in Gongdelin.

Amid the discussion among the audience, the old video came to an end and a new video suddenly appeared.

Along with a burst of Sanskrit sounds, the murmuring of scriptures resounded through the heavens, bringing peace to people's hearts.

However, the next moment, a robotic arm appeared in the center of the screen, beating a wooden fish.

[Note that this man made a machine to strike the wooden fish because the wooden fish was too tiring and too slow to accumulate merit.]

In the Southern Dynasty, Xiao Yan, the future Emperor Wu of Liang and now the Bodhisattva Emperor, had already kneeled on the ground with his hands clasped together, praying for the Buddha's protection when he heard the Buddhist chanting.

Unexpectedly, the wooden fish just now was struck by this lump of iron, which immediately made Emperor Xiao's face turn alternately blue and white, as if he was going to kill someone.

"This person has no respect for the Buddha, has no intention of worshipping, and is blasphemous. He deserves to be killed!"

Xiao Yan rarely felt angry and wanted to kill someone.

It was so embarrassing that he knelt down in front of all the ministers, thinking that this video would allow him to meet the Buddha, but he didn't expect it.

You, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, deceived me, a Bodhisattva Emperor in his seventies, is this okay! ?
This is not good! I advise you to take care of yourself! While the Bodhisattva Emperor was furious, Huineng, the Sixth Patriarch of Zen Buddhism, who was also a Buddhist believer, had his eyes light up as he looked at the electronic wooden fish in the video.

"Namo Amitabha, this is truly a treasure sent by the Buddha!"

In Buddhist temples, although the wooden fish is a tool to calm the mind and spirit, it is also a big job for many monks.

After all, ordinary people's hands would get sore after knocking for an hour or two, but these monks have to knock for a whole damn day when they are performing rituals.

"With this kind of machine, who can achieve more merit than me, the Zen master?"

The more Huineng thought about it, the more reliable it seemed to him. He immediately gave orders to find a carpenter and he was determined to make this thing.

Fake Buddhists: Denounce the electronic wooden fish as heresy.

True Buddhists: Electronic wooden fish? Good stuff, I'll try it too!
[But after having the electronic wooden fish, the young man still felt that accumulating merit was too slow and it made him lose his energy. By chance, he saw the prayer wheels in the Lama temple.]

[This kind of prayer wheel has a scroll of scriptures inside. Just one rotation is equivalent to reading a whole scroll of scriptures. It is the best choice for accumulating merit.]

"A prayer wheel? How dare such an evil thing appear? It's really insincere!"

Fotucheng, the greatest monk in the Western Regions during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, looked at the prayer wheel above the sky with an expression of disdain but great fear on his face.

In his time, Indian Buddhist scriptures had not yet spread to the Central Plains, but they had already been integrated with Tibet, and the prototype of prayer wheels had also taken shape.

But Fotucheng was a serious traditionalist. He firmly believed that if one wanted to become a Buddha, one could not take shortcuts.

What else do you want from a prayer wheel? To save you the pain of reciting scriptures, why don’t you go to heaven?

"Master! His Majesty is asking if the prayer wheel on the canopy exists! He has had nightmares again recently."

At this time, a little monk came to Fotucheng and asked.

"Your Majesty, you are overworked. Prayer wheels are evil things and must not be spread throughout the world. Anyone who makes one is an enemy of Buddha and can be exterminated!"

Fotucheng closed his eyes and spoke aloud.

The Majesty he served was the infamous tyrant Shi Hu, the one who liked to eat roasted human body parts!
Another person who held the same opposing attitude was Master Xuanzang, who translated Buddhist scriptures on the rotten Big Wild Goose Pagoda.

He personally walked out of Yongning Temple and said to Li Zhi:

"Your Majesty! This is a weapon of the Tibetan Demon Cult. The Central Plains cannot allow it to flourish!"

Well, as long as Tibet is involved, the Tang Dynasty will never allow this thing to become popular.

However, thanks to the reputation of Tianmu Video, in an area where the official government promotes Tibetan Buddhism, those Eight Banners descendants who walk their birds and play with their dogs now have prayer wheels in their hands.

I think this thing can accumulate merits, and it is a pleasant surprise to spin it every day.

But almost everyone thinks that this is the guy's limit. The prayer wheels are out, what else do you want?

Unfortunately, they didn't expect that there would be nothing more turbulent.

[Although the efficiency of accumulating merit by turning the prayer wheel is more than 20,000 times that of beating a wooden fish, the young man couldn't stand it after just two minutes. It was too slow. He needed to accumulate merit faster! ]

【So, he came up with a bold idea! 】

(End of this chapter)