The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 581: Four Asian Tigers! Weird Country: Siam: Transvestite Army, Castrated Country!
The solutions thought of by the wise and powerful emperors were surprisingly consistent. Li Shimin, Liu Yu, Liu Che and even Li Longji all had solutions that were very similar to Zhu Yuanzhang's.

It is impossible to kill them with one blow, but gambling and drug addiction must die!

Of course, there are also more abstract ones, such as Yang Guang, Chen Shubao, Liu Ziye and other emperors, who all took it for granted to reproduce the methods they learned from the sky curtain.

Some people want to build a den of luxury with all the five poisons in their own dynasty. Some people want to do it for their own enjoyment, while others want to corrupt the powerful people in the country.

All we can say is that the universe and time are full of vitality, with all things competing to flourish.

At this time, a new video appeared on the screen.

[Shemales join the army, red light districts are rampant, the old white man's backyard, why did Siam, which was once invincible in South Asia, become what it is now? 】

"Siam? This country again?"

Several emperors of the Ming Dynasty were familiar with Siam, and even several emperors of the Song Dynasty had heard of it.

Because of the previous inventory, they understand that this country was previously a member of the Chinese cultural circle.

After the end of the Tang Dynasty, many Han people, especially those from coastal areas (especially Hu Jian), went there to settle down, and Siam became inseparable from China.

Two-thirds of the Siamese people have Chinese ancestry, and even the King Taksin of Thonburi, whom they now worship, was himself a Chinese.

But in the new era, they instead emphasized de-Sinicization and erased everything about the Han people.

This makes it even more abstract. They have lost their own culture, so the audience in heaven are naturally happy to see this country in trouble.

"Little Siam, you have so many bad lucks!"

Ying Zheng vaguely remembered that the last inventory video about Siam was because of the American garrisons and bases on its land.

Looking at today's topic, many people are confused about its meaning.

"Can a demon join the army? Can he go up and make the enemy laugh to death?"

In the previous inventory, they already knew about the existence of transsexuals, and they also knew that this was caused by the sissy culture promoted by the disgusting American garrison.

Wu Zetian pursed her lips, imagining a man dressed as a shy woman, carrying a gun, raising his index finger, and saying to the other side, "Don't come near me."

Just thinking about it makes me unable to hold back my laughter.

[What do you think of when you mention Siam? Ladyboys? Pineapple rice? Or the ubiquitous red-light district? ]

[Well, apart from these, Siam seems to have nothing else that can make people remember. ]

[As we all know, the trend of transvestite is prevalent in Siam. Many young men are willing to abandon their brothers who have followed them for many years in order to make money without doing anything. ]

[Of course, there are still only a few people who have the money to cut the chickens. Most people just put on makeup, put on women's clothes, and go straight to it. ]

[However, their ID cards still show males, and Siam has implemented a universal male conscription system, which is embarrassing. ]

[So, you can see a group of beautifully dressed young ladies appearing at the recruitment ground, crying and laughing, it's really lively. ]

"Hahaha! So that's what's going on. All the people are joining the army. No wonder these transsexuals have to go too."

During the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Zhanji looked at the demons walking on the sky with a critical attitude, staring intently.

"What are you looking at!"

Zhu Gaochi ran over and patted his son's head, fearing that he would fall in love with a man in the future.

"Hey, Dad, what do you think about us taking down Siam as well?"

Zhu Zhanji said with a smile on his face.

"Why? Nephew, do you also want to try out a shemale? Let me tell you, my Han Wang Fan fiefdom is in Yunnan. If you want to fight, why don't you trade with me?"

Before Zhu Gaochi could respond, his second uncle Zhu Gaoxu came up to him and said cheerfully.

"Hahaha, second uncle, forget it. I just said that." Zhu Gaoxu's words made Zhu Zhanji instantly give up the idea.

On the other side, Nan Chen.

Chen Jing looked at the transsexuals walking past on the sky, her eyes full of desire.

"My Chen family was born in Lingnan, but I didn't realize that Siam is such a place with outstanding people and beautiful scenery!"

As a strange person in history who canonized a male queen, Chen Jing's eyes could not hide her hunger.

He was already calculating how many troops he would need to take over Siam.

And with so many perverts in the sky... and the gaze of the audience, above the sky, the Siamese conscription scene slowly began.

[Siamese ladyboys who have the money to castrate their prostitutes will be issued a certificate exempting them from military service. ]

[But the girl "buddies" who haven't completely become girls are in trouble, they will participate in the red and black lottery. ]

[That’s right, it’s a lottery, it’s fair and just, the probability is 50-50, the person who draws the red lottery is ecstatic and performs ballet on the spot.]

[But if you draw a black ticket, you will go into shock at best, or even die of fright at worst. It is simply a modern Shura field.]

[As for the reason why they are afraid, we all know that, after all, although he is a girl, his hardware is still there, but it is not impossible. After joining the army, the consequences can be imagined. ]

"Hey hey hey."

"Hey Hey."

"hey-hey……"

Tang Dynasty, in the Wude Hall.

Li Shimin looked speechlessly at the shameless old men below and listened to the lewd laughter coming from their mouths. He always wondered if these guys had only pornographic garbage in their minds.

"Your Majesty! We are discussing the feasibility of taking transvestites as the female branch of the camp, and we are not thinking about anything else."

At this time, Cheng Yaojin stood up with righteous words and chest puffed out.

Beside him, Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong nodded repeatedly. Oh, by the way, there were also Hou Junji and Li Daozon next to him.

Looking at the smiles on these guys' faces, Li Shimin held his forehead helplessly, doubting a little. Did he really gain the world together with these guys?

[For those girls and boys who are unfortunate enough to join the military, the only advice the veterans can offer is to cover your butt.]

[Of course, if you have the conditions, it’s best to get an iron pair of shorts or something like that, otherwise, you will sing loudly that the chrysanthemums are withered and the ground is full of pain…]

"Actually, it's not impossible."

The big man, Li Guangli stretched out his hand. In the hall, the generals all showed curious expressions.

And Liu Che looked at Li Guangli with a different eye.

"I didn't expect that you would have this kind of fetish?"

Liu Che seemed to have discovered a new world and asked, "Whose boy did you steal?"

"Ah? Your Majesty, that's not what I'm talking about. I mean, if we put transvestites into the army to serve as that, that's not impossible!"

Li Guangli said, and conducted a detailed analysis:
"First of all, these people are still men at heart. They can march quickly and won't have as much trouble as women. Also..."

However, Liu Che had lost interest, waved his hand, and said, "I thought you had a crush on Long Yang. Let's talk about this after the video is over."

The Siamese conscription scene excited our Emperor Wu of Han and he smiled continuously.

(End of this chapter)