The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!

Chapter 609 Chapter 668 There is a Tour de France! Why is there no Tour of China? It is a competition that determines who is better and who is worse.
The voice obviously sounded like a foreigner who was forcing himself to speak Chinese. His accent also had a hint of French rap, which made the audience in front of the screen burst into laughter as soon as he spoke.

"Hahaha! I can't take it anymore. Are all these foreigners talking so funny?"

In the Song Dynasty, Li Qingzhao, a talented woman of her time, was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back. She sat down on the ground, still unable to hold back her laughter.

Many audience members were not much better than Li Qingzhao. While laughing, Li Longji even thought about asking Chang'an City to specially purchase a batch of foreigners to learn Chinese and make people laugh.

You will definitely make a fortune.

However, there are always people who seriously think about the question raised by the cyclist just now.

For example, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms period.

This is Zhuge Kongming from the post-Three Kingdoms era. At this moment, he has already turned gray. Liu Chan's trust and the admiration of the common people make this old man seem to have countless thoughts in his mind.

The funny accent on the skylight only brought a little more smile to his face and reminded him of something he had asked the young supervisor of craftsmanship to make before.

"Come with me and take a look!"

Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand and let Jiang Wei beside him support him as he walked towards the factory in the distance.

Since Tianmu came into the world, he has successfully imitated many things, but most of them cannot be promoted now.

Only one!
As he was thinking about this, he had already arrived in front of the craftsmen, and saw a two-wheeled scooter with a wooden structure in front of him.

The moment he saw the scooter, Zhuge Liang seemed to hear the brainwashing BGM, as if he was in Africa, riding a bicycle, transporting bananas at lightning speed.

That’s right, this is cousin Odebiao’s bicycle, a special edition for Dahan.

There are many mountains in Shu and many downhill roads. With something like this, it's easy to go back and forth like the wind!

If it weren't for this foreign guy riding a bicycle on the sky, Zhuge Liang really wouldn't have remembered that he ordered the development of this thing.

While the people of Shu Han were immersed in Odebiao's glorious riding years, the sky curtain continued.

This time, netizens’ comments appeared:
"In the Tour de France, you might vomit acid, but if you ride the Tour de China, you might just get dehydrated."

"Let me be honest. If you want to drive around China, you need to prepare three years of food. Are you planning to die on the road by bicycle?"

"Or is there a possibility that the Chinese don't dislike bicycles, but because they don't deserve them."

"If you want to report us, we welcome you with open arms and feet. We will broadcast live every day in the future. We can watch live broadcasts for the rest of our lives."

……

Seeing the netizens’ comments section full of insults, audiences all over the world also took action.

"This foreigner is so ignorant! Our country is so vast and rich in resources, it is impossible to travel around on two wheels. He looks so unsophisticated!"

I'll bring the Qing Dynasty, Kangxi Kang Mazi said proudly, pointing at the French cyclist brother on the sky.

Of the two missionaries next to them, one was named Johann Adam Schall von Bell, who was from Spain.

At this moment, looking at the French brother on the sky, he couldn't help but complain:
“May God bless this lost lamb, and hope he can find his own comfort during his long journey.”

After saying this, Johann Adam Schall ...

This proposal is really too abstract.

On the other side, the Song Dynasty.

Su Shi always felt that the Tour of China Cycling Race proposed by this person had a sense of déjà vu, but he could not put it into words.

This made me feel urgent, and then I ate a fresh lychee next to me. Wait a minute? Why did I come to Lingnan? I was demoted!

Exile! Yes!
Su Shi slapped his thigh, and the lychee in his mouth burst instantly. He had figured it out!
"Isn't this exile?"

Moving a person from one place to another, traveling thousands of miles without any protective gear, and facing all kinds of difficulties and obstacles along the way.

You foreigners are really good at this. You have come up with a new way of exile for yourselves. Su Shi gave us a thumbs up. Wow!

Of course, the comments section was full of talent, and even the barrage complained:
[“Red Bull: There is always a way to die that suits you! I, Wang Duoyu, have invested in this project!”]

[“Next, please watch the live broadcast of the finish line of the Tour of China, which is held once every ten years. As you can see, no one survived!”]

[“Okay, you asked me why it’s once every ten years? Because it takes at least ten years at the earliest!”]

"Okay, okay, that's how we play it, right? Then I think Yelu Deguang can definitely participate. His camel-driving skills are just as good as mine!"

Song Dynasty, ever since being made into a joke by Tianmu and becoming the "Gaoliang River God of Chariots", Zhao Guangyi, the second Zhao, has been letting himself go more and more. At this moment, he even openly said this to the ministers in the hall.

My jaw dropped!
This is the first time I see an emperor making fun of himself, it's so funny!
Moreover, he not only makes fun of himself, he also wants to debut as a group.

The constant attacks on Yelu Deguang of the Liao Kingdom in the north recognized his status as the "Camel God of War".

However, if we have to say it, it is possible that Zhao Guangyi and Yelu Deguang really finished their journey.

After all, Zhao Guangyi traveled 300 miles in one day and one night, even with an arrow stuck in his buttocks. Yelu Deguang was even faster, traveling 900 miles in two days, and could be called a racing driver among the nomadic peoples.

If these two people participate as a team, they may win the championship.

Jokes aside, the Ming Dynasty is on the other side.

Zhu Qizhen also expressed great interest. Traveling around China sounded very exciting, and one could enjoy the scenery along the way. He felt his eager heart tremble violently.

At this time, the eunuch Wang Zhen next to him was quick-witted and provided assists.

"Why not just use the name of the Northern Expedition as a pretext?"

"This is a great plan!"

So, no matter what, Zhu Qizhen still could not escape the fate of studying abroad in Tumu Fort and Wala.

And as audiences continue to make jokes, the comment section becomes more and more creative.

When the video ended, many viewers were still not satisfied and had smiles on their faces.

At this time, new videos have been coming one after another.

But this time, there was no foreigner with a strange accent, but a serious question.

[Which surname has no famous ancestors? 】

Looking at this question, many viewers had puzzled expressions on their faces. Surname, doesn’t it have a surname just because it has a name?
Well, those who raised questions were all bigwigs from the pre-Qin period.

For example, Shang Yang was originally called Wei Yang. Because he was a noble of the Wei State, he was later granted the title of Shang by the King of Qin, so he changed his surname to Shang.

He is the founder of the Shang family.

So, in the cognition of the nobles of the pre-Qin period, if you have a name, doesn’t it mean that you are a descendant of the nobility? Can’t you just look it up according to the family tree?
Why are you bothered by this issue?

(End of this chapter)