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Chapter 657: Chinese horror vs. Western horror, Wu Zetian: That's it? I can even chop zombies w

Chapter 657: Chinese horror vs. Western horror, Wu Zetian: That's it? I can even chop zombies with a knife?
With the sound of "Loyalty!", the Warhammer video ended, but the audience in front of the video were still enjoying the aftertaste.

They imagined that there was a vast human empire in the universe, with a god-like emperor sitting high above on the throne.

Men's romance is so simple and plain.

However, a new video soon appeared, and this title made many people look sideways and start whispering.

[Chinese horror vs Western horror, which one can scare you more? ]

"Horror? It's scary if it's scary, why differentiate between Chinese and Western? Don't ghosts seek out foreigners?"

I'll take Qing, Li Zhongtang snorted lightly, and couldn't help but imagine the consequences of a female ghost encountering a foreigner.

I'm afraid that the female ghosts in China all look down on those foreign devils. They are all ugly and they can identify Ding Zhen as a monkey at first sight.

On the other side, Gao Yang, the founding emperor of Northern Qi, became interested and looked at the sky with his eyes narrowed.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is terrifying! This is exactly what I am good at. In Ye City, who doesn't know about my great achievements?"

The man was very proud and showed off to both sides.

The palace maids and eunuchs beside him also laughed with him, but soon, this "heroic emperor" stopped smiling and looked around.

"I am the Son of Heaven, I can be unrestrained and not be bound by nature. Who the hell are you? How dare you smile in front of me!"

After he finished speaking, he swung his sword with a few flicks, killing several palace maids in front of him.

"Liu Taozhi!"

Following Gao Yang's call, a thin and hunched figure came to the heroic emperor and silently disposed of the corpse.

Then, Gao Yang looked up at the sky. He really wanted to know whether the so-called horror had reached his level.

[The understanding of horror between China and the West is probably different. Here are a few simple examples.]

[The horror in the eyes of Westerners is physical damage, which is a sudden threat to life. The general treatment method is to increase the firepower. ]

[The stronger your firepower, the less fear you will encounter. ]

[For example, the world-famous Resident Evil, the zombie siege, the surging tide of zombies, the huge number of zombies can devour any ordinary person. ]

[But think about it, this fear is the same as when you face a huge sea of ​​spiders, it is the fear of numbers and the threat to life. ]

[However, this fear can be cured. Give you a flamethrower with unlimited fuel, and then let you spray these zombies and spiders. ]

[Soon you'll start to have fun with it, and then you'll become immune to it.]

[Similarly, facing a single zombie, that's even easier. ]

[Imagine that when you open the door, suddenly, a guy with only half of his face left after being bitten, and a human hand in the middle, appears in front of you. How would you react? ]

[Like... now? ]

【Roar! 】

Along with the malicious reminder from the voice-over, the next moment, an enlarged zombie face appeared on the screen.

This move shocked the many viewers who were concentrating in front of the screen, and then they became "angry and embarrassed".

In the Tang Dynasty, the Heavenly Khan Li Shimin was concentrating on thinking when he was suddenly startled and could not help but shiver.

Then he felt a chill and nausea!
Bang!

Cheng Yaojin, who was standing next to him, kicked the table over, drew his sword and looked around in confusion.

That’s right, this is the correct reaction of a normal person when encountering a zombie. They will be shocked first, and then subconsciously look for a knife to fight it!
"If this little thing was in front of me, Old Cheng, I would never let him die so easily!"

Cheng Yaojin was so frightened that he just calmed down and uttered harsh words.

"Indeed! If I don't beat the shit out of this kid, I won't be named Yuchi!" Yuchi Gong's face was filled with anger.

It was not just the Tang Dynasty. Almost all the generals and civil officials who were watching the sky curtain felt offended.

Who the hell are you? You are just a corpse that has come back to life. If you weren't afraid when you were alive, why would you be afraid after you die?
Song Dynasty, Bao Zheng even pointed at the zombies on the sky and cursed:
"They disregard human ethics and the order of yin and yang, and dare to walk openly in the world of the living. This is a heinous crime, and they should be executed!"

Well, as the judge of yin and yang, Bao Longtu is indeed qualified.

At this time, the voice-over sounded again.

【Hahaha, are you scared?】

[This is the typical horror movie effect of Westerners, using a sudden face-to-face attack to fill your retina with horror, creating a feeling of shock and fear.]

[This kind of shock usually makes people break out in a cold sweat and then scream.]

【But, that's all. 】

[It is like Halloween in the West, which is equivalent to the Chinese Ghost Festival. ]

[Men, women, young and old would go out to the streets and pretend to be ghosts to ask for candy.]

[It is enough to show that in the eyes of Westerners, ghosts and even death are not a big deal, not as scary as blood and flesh flying everywhere and broken limbs.]

[But if you were asked to wear white clothes and act as a wandering ghost during the Ghost Festival, would you dare? ]

At this time, the answer floated in the barrage:
"Just kidding, on the Ghost Festival, no matter what I say, you have to run back before the sun sets."

"It's not that you can't pretend to be a ghost, but I'm afraid that while you're playing, you'll find a real one next to you."

"The probability of her appearing is too small, and the probability of her being beaten to death is higher. If you see a female ghost in white on the street during the Ghost Festival, I'm afraid you'll immediately give her a boy's urine."

……

"My words are a little blunt but the truth is true. Even if a guy who deliberately seeks death dies in our Ming Dynasty, no one will feel sorry for him."

The Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the statement on the sky curtain and said with a slight smile.

"What are you talking about? What if one day I am gone and become a ghost?"

Queen Ma looked at him with a smile.

"Then we will hang red lanterns all over the city on the Ghost Festival and wait for your return."

Zhu Yuanzhang spoke seriously.

China's ghosts sometimes also represent warmth.

[After talking about Western horror zombies, let’s talk about their vampires. ]

[Of course, this traditional blood-sucking monster has been turned into a show for cool men and beautiful women in the West.]

[Once upon a time, we in China also had this kind of blood-sucking monster, but it's a pity.

This horrible creature was eaten to extinction by our ancestors, and a record was left in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" that "eating it can prolong life."

"Hahaha! Our ancestor can eat anything except ghosts!"

Great Song Dynasty, Yue Fei looked at the sky and laughed.

If there really were ghosts in the world, he would not be afraid. Instead, he would feel very comforted, because he knew that the men under his command who died on the battlefield would definitely protect him.

What does the poem say?

Go to Quantai to recruit old troops, and kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners!
[Unlike Western horror, which is physical and makes your hormones secrete quickly and make your back feel cold, Chinese horror is a complete psychological suggestion.]

(End of this chapter)

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