The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!
Chapter 724: Can death row prisoners play football and get back into the World Cup? Ancient people:
Chapter 724: Can death row prisoners play football and get back into the World Cup? Ancient people: Let the national football team try
New videos slowly appear.
【For various reasons, there has always been such a topic on the Chinese Internet. 】
[If death row inmates were allowed to play soccer, could they make it to the World Cup? ]
[If you don’t push yourself, you will never know how good you are! ]
Seeing this, the ancient people were all thoughtful.
Why didn’t we think of it before? If we told death row prisoners that they could be exempted from the death penalty by playing football, would the Chinese national football team have fallen to such a state?
Death row prisoners don't get to eat sea cucumbers.
They will not play football with big bellies.
Under the premise that if we win, we live, and if we lose, we die, the level of the Chinese national football team will definitely leap forward!
【History always gives us the answer. 】
[In human history, there is indeed such a special group of "death row prisoners" who have walked onto the battlefield of the World Cup. 】
【Since the first World Cup, the football field has become a stage for countries to express friendship. 】
【At the same time, people all over the world also like to watch this kind of performance. 】
[In the 1930s, Hitler's idol was Mussolini, then Prime Minister of Italy.]
[Although he doesn't like football, as a former newspaper editor, he is keenly aware of it. ]
【This thing is good! 】
[If your football team can win in the World Cup, then it must be famous and powerful! ]
[Soon, Mussolini decided to build an Italian football team that was not afraid of death. ]
[But later Mussolini found that the pure Italian team was in front of traditional giants such as Spain and Argentina. ]
【Not even a single blow can be taken! 】
【So Mussolini relaxed the standard for pure-blooded Italians.】
[As long as there is an Italian among your eight generations of ancestors, you are a pure-blooded Italian! ]
[Later, he still felt that this standard was too strict.]
【So it was changed to...】
[If a mosquito bites an Italian and then bites you, you are a pure Italian! ]
【Thanks to this policy, Italy began to collect top players from all over the world. 】
[The Argentine team at that time was completely emptied by Mussolini! ]
Gao Qiu stood under the sky, watching this scene, stroking his chin in thought.
Such a profit-seeking, unscrupulous act to win, actually has a monarch who does it! ?
This is still a monarch?!
Thinking back to the past, although I was born in the market, I was able to rise to prominence by playing the game of Cuju. I was appreciated by the late emperor and held an important position. How glorious it was.
Mussolini is somewhat similar to himself. They both believe that football skills can bring glory to the country.
But I am different from him!
As the king of a country, he actually did something that was humiliating to the national dignity. Even the most basic bloodline and family background could be changed at will. Such behavior is basically no different from that of a street scoundrel.
【Mussolini successfully transferred Roman orthodoxy to South America.】
[Mussolini also successfully recruited Luis Monti, nicknamed "The Butcher." ]
[This player's special skill is the fatal flying tackle! ]
[He once achieved a record of causing the opponent's key player to be injured and leave the field in a game, resulting in the opponent having no players available! ]
[Highly appreciated by Mussolini! 】
[Before the World Cup, Mussolini gathered these players together and locked them up in a deep mountain forest.]
[High-intensity devil training began, and all contact between the players and the outside world was cut off.]
【But the early World Cup procedures and rules were not perfect. 】
[The entire World Cup exudes a sense of returning to the wild. 】
【For example, the 1962 World Cup in Chile. 】
[There aren't even red or yellow cards in the World Cup at this time! ]
【During one game, there were hedging, sliding tackles, and even fights and group brawls.】
[After the game, none of the players left the field with their clothes intact.] [The only thing missing from this military exercise was a gun!]
[And at the first World Cup, some people actually carried guns.]
[This World Cup final was full of murderous intent. ]
【Because the host Uruguay entered the final, the fans of the country were extremely enthusiastic! 】
【Many opposing players received death threats! 】
[The referee was so scared that he announced himself as the referee only a few hours before the game started.]
[In order to maintain order, all the soldiers' rifles were equipped with bayonets.]
[1600 guns were found on the fans entering the stadium.]
[And this is just the number found by searching. ]
[Who knows, if the host team loses, can the other team come out alive? ]
[After the match, the two countries' football associations announced the severance of diplomatic relations, which were not restored until five years later.]
Seeing this, many ancient people were happy.
"Hey, these foreigners are quite interesting. When they lose a game, they pull out their guns and shoot their opponents. If they do the same to our national football team, maybe they can really make a name for themselves!"
"That's right. Every time I see them playing football, I really want to kick them in the ass because of their cowardly look!"
"They've eaten all the ginseng, but they still can't beat the barbarians! In my opinion, we should let them have a taste of bullets!"
Northern Song Dynasty plane.
Liu Sanfu looked at the sky and couldn't help laughing out loud.
If you lose, just defeat your opponent.
I really can't afford to play with it.
However, this Chinese national football team always loses in every game. They really should learn from the behavior of these foreigners.
Those players who claim to have trained for many years, become as cowardly as quails when they come on the court. It would be better to let these desperadoes play!
Look at how good Mussolini is at playing. He directly locked up the players in the deep mountains and forests to train them. That's what we call courage.
The players of the Chinese national football team spend all their time eating, drinking, and having fun, living a life of luxury.
My belly looks like I’m pregnant, it would be strange if I could come up with anything!
It's funny to say that those players who kept clamoring to serve the court couldn't even kick a ball properly, yet they kept clamoring for rewards.
If Mussolini were to take care of this, perhaps he would really give them some confidence.
Football doesn't necessarily require elegance, sometimes it just requires a bit of ruthlessness.
[This time, Mussolini's Italian team will participate in the second World Cup. ]
【And Italy is the host. 】
[The field was naturally filled with "fairness", "justice", "friendship" and "civilized atmosphere"! ]
【Mussolini is determined to win this World Cup. 】
[Before the competition started, he even designed a special trophy for the champion.]
【Named "Mussolini" Cup! 】
[This trophy is six times the size of the original official trophy! ]
[In addition, in order to expand the influence, Mussolini also created two special terms for Italian football: football and fans. ]
【And a blue jersey was specially designed for Italy. 】
[On the day of the match, Mussolini even pulled out the radio, making Italy the first country to broadcast an international football match live.]
[But Mussolini encountered a problem before the World Cup even started.]
[Due to incomplete rules at the beginning, FIFA did not give the host Italian team a place in the finals! ]
(End of this chapter)
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