The short video shows the ancient times, and the emperors cried with envy!
Chapter 80 The land of China does not support idle gods!Wu Caishen?Guan Yu: Why do you suddenly want
Chapter 80 The land of China does not support idle gods!Wu Caishen?Guan Yu: Why do you suddenly want to offer me incense?
Gu Sheng finished all the place names in the picture and text, and felt a pity in his heart.
Those ancient place names are indeed nice to hear.
What about Yunmengze, Xiaoxiang, Langya, Jinling, Gusu...
Isn’t it better than today’s Shijiazhuang, Zaoshan, and Baotou?
Not sure what those people were thinking, Gu Sheng frowned slightly, and then slid his fingertips again.
[Why do some people say that the land of China does not support idle gods?Do you believe more that man can conquer nature? #女娲#Myth]
[Because since ancient times, the Chinese nation has never given "gods" absolute authority over humans!The starting point of Chinese mythology is always humans, not gods! 】
[From the perspective of the ruler’s class: the power of kings is given by heaven, not by God! 】
[From the perspective of an ordinary person: God has always served “people”! 】
As the Heavenly Palace scene from Journey to the West flashed across the sky, a voice-over slowly spoke out at this moment.
[The Chinese nation may be the most special nation in the world! 】
[You said they have no faith, but Chinese gods are worshiped every day without the same one! 】
[You say they have faith, being a god in China is harder than working as a 996 worker every day! 】
"I don't understand whether God is God or not, but I know that the left eye twitching for money is metaphysics, and the right eye twitching for misfortunes is superstition!" 》
"Zheng, do you think the names on the list of gods are gods?"Those were just the first batch of workers! 》
"The land of China does not raise idle gods. Do you think you are joking?"How dare you become a god without any real skills? 》
Under the curtain, the Chinese audience was instantly happy.
They already understand the 996 system, but how can there be such a saying that it is hard work for gods.
They have become gods, where is the hard work?
Da Qin, in Xianyang City.
The First Emperor Ying Zheng leaned back slightly, facing the voice coming from the sky, his eyes full of doubts.
No kidding!
Aren't gods supposed to be free and immortal?
Why did Tian Mu say this? It seems that he has been working hard all day long.
Is this still a fairy?
Datang.
Taizong Li Shimin glanced at Yuchi Jingde and Qin Qiong beside him.
Door God, it’s really hard work!
……
"Bye, bye, bye!"
"I've been worshiping for three years and if I can't come out again, I'll smash this ruined temple!"
On the screen of Gu Sheng's mobile phone, a figure of a woman in palace clothes appeared.
This seems to be a character in a certain movie.
Then the familiar voice-over sounded again.
[We all know that a person with 360 lines may not be the number one scholar, but what is certain is that there will be gods in every line! 】
[Those who seek wealth can worship the God of Wealth, those who seek marriage can worship Yue Lao, and even if they seek not to fail their exams, they can worship Manjushri Bodhisattva! 】
[The gods in China are engaged in a service industry, so the broad masses of the people are also extremely strict with the KPI indicators of the gods! 】
[As long as you are smart, it is not a problem to burn incense and pay tribute every day! 】
[If it doesn’t work, I’m sorry!Next time I will change to another god and continue worshiping! 】
[It’s just that sometimes people will use extreme methods. 】
The voiceover disappears at this moment.
A man wearing a military uniform of the Republic of China walked out of the screen, and it turned out to be Commander Zhang Zongchang!
At this moment, he pointed at the Dragon King on the altar and spoke directly.
"Dragon King?"
"What kind of Dragon King are you! What do you care about? Does the Dragon King care about good weather and prosperity for the country?"
"It hasn't rained for three months? The crops will not grow or grow, and the people will call them father and mother? Are you sitting on it like this?"
"I'm telling you, if it doesn't rain within three days, I'll kill you bastard with a cannon at Qianfo Mountain!"
Three days later!
Marshal Zhang looked at the unobstructed clear sky and directly issued the order to bombard the Dragon King Temple.
As the artillery was fired, thunder exploded in the sky and heavy rain fell!
"Dashuai Zhang's Poem for Rain: The Jade Emperor's surname is also Zhang, why is it difficult for me, Zongchang?"If it doesn’t rain within three days, first demolish the Dragon King Temple, and then blast your mother with cannons! "This is China's earliest artificial rainfall!" 》
"Nonsense, this is a real video of early humans taming the Dragon King!" 》
"Do you understand what it means that the land of China does not support idle gods?"Dragon King?How many shots can the Dragon King withstand! 》
"Maximum Level Human VS Dragon King!" 》
"The truth is only within the range of the cannon!" 》
Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period.
Hundreds of scholars who have always admired benevolence, justice, etiquette, and trustworthiness are all stunned at this moment.
Is there anything more serious than the collapse of rituals and music?
This simply means not taking heaven and earth seriously!
In Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong and Yuchi Jingde, who had just been turned away by Li Shimin, looked at each other silently.
They are a little panicked now.
That Marshal Zhang in later generations was too cruel!
That's the Dragon King Temple. Just blow it up?Even God scolded me?
But what the two of them were more concerned about at the moment was.
If His Majesty the Emperor had another nightmare that day, wouldn't he blame himself and his incompetence?
Little did he know that Li Shimin's brows were tightly knitted at this moment.
Today's emperors all regard themselves as emperors.
Didn’t the so-called descendants of Zhang Zongchang in later generations also scold themselves?
Furthermore, although things about gods are ethereal, one should always maintain the slightest respect.
Zhang Zongchang actually did such a rebellious and unethical thing, aren't you afraid...
The more Li Shimin thought about it, the more he frowned, while Qin Qiong and Qin Qiong became more and more uneasy, and there was a faint gloom in their hearts!
Ming dynasty.
Emperor Jiajing was extremely speechless when he looked at the scene on the sky screen.
Why is this different from the god I imagined?
……
[Chinese people respect gods but do not fear them, and strictly implement the concept that the land of China does not raise idle gods! 】
[Of course, China has had many examples throughout the ages of mortals becoming gods! 】
[For example, Guan Yu, the Martial Saint among the Ten Philosophers of the Martial Temple!In addition to the title of Martial Saint, he is also the Martial God of Wealth in China! 】
"My charming God of Wealth, bless me to be rich this year!" 》
"God of Wealth, please bless me to get rich this year!" 》
"Good luck and good luck! Congratulations on getting rich!" 》
"Master Guan, I don't trust many people in my life!"Please bless me and win the first prize in the lottery today!I'll give you some incense! 》
Three Kingdoms.
In the Shudi lobby, everyone spurted out the tea in their mouths.
Liu Bei suddenly turned back to look at Guan Yu, his expression seemed a little surprised.
Zhang Fei opened his mouth wide, the horror in his eyes clearly revealed.
"Second brother?"
Zhuge Liang stopped moving the feather fan in his hand, and there were some ripples on his face!
Zhao Yun frowned, staring at Guan Yu's movements with surprise and surprise.
After a moment, Guan Yu also frowned.
Wu Caishen?What kind of God of Wealth is this?
Why haven't you heard of this name?
Besides, I'm still alive and well, why do you suddenly want to offer me incense?
But the look on Zhang Fei's face at this moment was getting more and more excited.
"Second brother, you didn't see it!"
"You actually became a god directly? You're also a God of Wealth!"
"Speaking of which, we Shu Han are so poor now. Second brother, why don't you show your power and give your brothers more money!"
(End of this chapter)
Gu Sheng finished all the place names in the picture and text, and felt a pity in his heart.
Those ancient place names are indeed nice to hear.
What about Yunmengze, Xiaoxiang, Langya, Jinling, Gusu...
Isn’t it better than today’s Shijiazhuang, Zaoshan, and Baotou?
Not sure what those people were thinking, Gu Sheng frowned slightly, and then slid his fingertips again.
[Why do some people say that the land of China does not support idle gods?Do you believe more that man can conquer nature? #女娲#Myth]
[Because since ancient times, the Chinese nation has never given "gods" absolute authority over humans!The starting point of Chinese mythology is always humans, not gods! 】
[From the perspective of the ruler’s class: the power of kings is given by heaven, not by God! 】
[From the perspective of an ordinary person: God has always served “people”! 】
As the Heavenly Palace scene from Journey to the West flashed across the sky, a voice-over slowly spoke out at this moment.
[The Chinese nation may be the most special nation in the world! 】
[You said they have no faith, but Chinese gods are worshiped every day without the same one! 】
[You say they have faith, being a god in China is harder than working as a 996 worker every day! 】
"I don't understand whether God is God or not, but I know that the left eye twitching for money is metaphysics, and the right eye twitching for misfortunes is superstition!" 》
"Zheng, do you think the names on the list of gods are gods?"Those were just the first batch of workers! 》
"The land of China does not raise idle gods. Do you think you are joking?"How dare you become a god without any real skills? 》
Under the curtain, the Chinese audience was instantly happy.
They already understand the 996 system, but how can there be such a saying that it is hard work for gods.
They have become gods, where is the hard work?
Da Qin, in Xianyang City.
The First Emperor Ying Zheng leaned back slightly, facing the voice coming from the sky, his eyes full of doubts.
No kidding!
Aren't gods supposed to be free and immortal?
Why did Tian Mu say this? It seems that he has been working hard all day long.
Is this still a fairy?
Datang.
Taizong Li Shimin glanced at Yuchi Jingde and Qin Qiong beside him.
Door God, it’s really hard work!
……
"Bye, bye, bye!"
"I've been worshiping for three years and if I can't come out again, I'll smash this ruined temple!"
On the screen of Gu Sheng's mobile phone, a figure of a woman in palace clothes appeared.
This seems to be a character in a certain movie.
Then the familiar voice-over sounded again.
[We all know that a person with 360 lines may not be the number one scholar, but what is certain is that there will be gods in every line! 】
[Those who seek wealth can worship the God of Wealth, those who seek marriage can worship Yue Lao, and even if they seek not to fail their exams, they can worship Manjushri Bodhisattva! 】
[The gods in China are engaged in a service industry, so the broad masses of the people are also extremely strict with the KPI indicators of the gods! 】
[As long as you are smart, it is not a problem to burn incense and pay tribute every day! 】
[If it doesn’t work, I’m sorry!Next time I will change to another god and continue worshiping! 】
[It’s just that sometimes people will use extreme methods. 】
The voiceover disappears at this moment.
A man wearing a military uniform of the Republic of China walked out of the screen, and it turned out to be Commander Zhang Zongchang!
At this moment, he pointed at the Dragon King on the altar and spoke directly.
"Dragon King?"
"What kind of Dragon King are you! What do you care about? Does the Dragon King care about good weather and prosperity for the country?"
"It hasn't rained for three months? The crops will not grow or grow, and the people will call them father and mother? Are you sitting on it like this?"
"I'm telling you, if it doesn't rain within three days, I'll kill you bastard with a cannon at Qianfo Mountain!"
Three days later!
Marshal Zhang looked at the unobstructed clear sky and directly issued the order to bombard the Dragon King Temple.
As the artillery was fired, thunder exploded in the sky and heavy rain fell!
"Dashuai Zhang's Poem for Rain: The Jade Emperor's surname is also Zhang, why is it difficult for me, Zongchang?"If it doesn’t rain within three days, first demolish the Dragon King Temple, and then blast your mother with cannons! "This is China's earliest artificial rainfall!" 》
"Nonsense, this is a real video of early humans taming the Dragon King!" 》
"Do you understand what it means that the land of China does not support idle gods?"Dragon King?How many shots can the Dragon King withstand! 》
"Maximum Level Human VS Dragon King!" 》
"The truth is only within the range of the cannon!" 》
Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period.
Hundreds of scholars who have always admired benevolence, justice, etiquette, and trustworthiness are all stunned at this moment.
Is there anything more serious than the collapse of rituals and music?
This simply means not taking heaven and earth seriously!
In Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong and Yuchi Jingde, who had just been turned away by Li Shimin, looked at each other silently.
They are a little panicked now.
That Marshal Zhang in later generations was too cruel!
That's the Dragon King Temple. Just blow it up?Even God scolded me?
But what the two of them were more concerned about at the moment was.
If His Majesty the Emperor had another nightmare that day, wouldn't he blame himself and his incompetence?
Little did he know that Li Shimin's brows were tightly knitted at this moment.
Today's emperors all regard themselves as emperors.
Didn’t the so-called descendants of Zhang Zongchang in later generations also scold themselves?
Furthermore, although things about gods are ethereal, one should always maintain the slightest respect.
Zhang Zongchang actually did such a rebellious and unethical thing, aren't you afraid...
The more Li Shimin thought about it, the more he frowned, while Qin Qiong and Qin Qiong became more and more uneasy, and there was a faint gloom in their hearts!
Ming dynasty.
Emperor Jiajing was extremely speechless when he looked at the scene on the sky screen.
Why is this different from the god I imagined?
……
[Chinese people respect gods but do not fear them, and strictly implement the concept that the land of China does not raise idle gods! 】
[Of course, China has had many examples throughout the ages of mortals becoming gods! 】
[For example, Guan Yu, the Martial Saint among the Ten Philosophers of the Martial Temple!In addition to the title of Martial Saint, he is also the Martial God of Wealth in China! 】
"My charming God of Wealth, bless me to be rich this year!" 》
"God of Wealth, please bless me to get rich this year!" 》
"Good luck and good luck! Congratulations on getting rich!" 》
"Master Guan, I don't trust many people in my life!"Please bless me and win the first prize in the lottery today!I'll give you some incense! 》
Three Kingdoms.
In the Shudi lobby, everyone spurted out the tea in their mouths.
Liu Bei suddenly turned back to look at Guan Yu, his expression seemed a little surprised.
Zhang Fei opened his mouth wide, the horror in his eyes clearly revealed.
"Second brother?"
Zhuge Liang stopped moving the feather fan in his hand, and there were some ripples on his face!
Zhao Yun frowned, staring at Guan Yu's movements with surprise and surprise.
After a moment, Guan Yu also frowned.
Wu Caishen?What kind of God of Wealth is this?
Why haven't you heard of this name?
Besides, I'm still alive and well, why do you suddenly want to offer me incense?
But the look on Zhang Fei's face at this moment was getting more and more excited.
"Second brother, you didn't see it!"
"You actually became a god directly? You're also a God of Wealth!"
"Speaking of which, we Shu Han are so poor now. Second brother, why don't you show your power and give your brothers more money!"
(End of this chapter)
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